Things tourists do that YN finds cringey

[Great Stuff]

Wearing clothes in areas where you don't need clothes. It's very simple, really. If you're not outside, you don't need clothes!

[Sabfaubachi Pleasure Cults]

While most things are accepted in the United Pleasure Cults of Sabfaubachi, a few things are culturally inappropriate (As well as against the law)

1. Preaching slavery abolitionism (We have slaves, get over it. Go back to your own country if you don't want to see slaves

2. Whining about public sex being open and normal. If you're going to whine you can be sent back home

3. Whining about rape being legal (If you don't want to be raped, then defend yourself better)

4. Complaining about drug legalization and prostitution legalization

5. Preaching secularism or non Sabfaubachi faiths

6. Defaming the King

7. Complaining about the levels of police

8. Complaining about workers conditions in Sabfaubachi and preaching heresy like Socialism and Communism

9. In general being disrespectful to our customs and culture

[Asarabanda Lavanda]

1) Spout this whole "cult to the state" bullshit. It is not a cult, it is a doctrine.
2) Talk about how we should respect people's religious beliefs. You can believe whatever you want, and we can believe whatever we want about your beliefs. Yeah, I'm talking about you Harry, fuck buddhism.
3) Complain about taxes.
4) Take pictures of random people. It's just rude.
5) Be loud and annoying and just plain stupid.
6) Pretend to know the meaning of life. Surprise: it hasn't. It has a purpose, which is to pay taxes.

[Populi-Terrae]

Attempting to bring dangerous ideologies into our country and then try to follow through on those ideologies.

[Aleri Republic]

- Not tipping (we need all the money you can throw at us)
- Complaining about the "weird pagan religion" we have (it's kinda the biggest thing here. We don't go to the Vatican and complain about how christian it is)
- Complaining about how poor everyone is (Newsflash: we know we're poor, we know it's a problem)

[Qimah]

Taking selfies with selfie sticks in front of our malls and fountains
Wear our clothing
Trying to speak broken Arabic
Confusing Desi workers with Arabs
Getting drunk (even though it is legal most of our people are religious Muslims)
Open displays of Homosexuality (even though it is legal most of our people are religious Muslims)
Visiting Mosques for no reason (even though it is legal most of our people are religious Muslims)

[Gaozu]

Taking pictures of random people due to our fashion sense
Asking where the nearest Buddhist temple is so they can find themselves
Bowing at strangers
Talking loudly and jumping around excitedly while people are trying to go about their daily business
Walking really slowly down busy streets when people are trying to get places and to work
Demanding everyone understands English without speaking a word of Gaozunese
Pulling faces when shown a Gaozunese menu, then puking after trying some of our more elaborate delicacies
Going up to random people and asking them things - most Gaozunese are extremely shy, and we have tourist information centres in every town and urban centre
Drinking too much and stumbling around the streets while people are taking their evening stroll
Insulting our education system and calling our kids nerds or geeks
Go around preaching environmentalism to people in the poorer working districts
Expressing a love for meat and asking for it in restaurants - most Gaozunese are strict vegetarians
Not taking their shoes off when entering someone's home
Not showing respect for local elders

[Grand Huaxia]

They Basically Assume that we're communist just because we happen to (If we existed IRL) be right next to commie china.
They mix us up with the commies
They think every single city has a red light district (Have you people heard of 'Pure Cities'?)
They think we're a third world sh*thole
They assume our most popular TV Program, The Commie Files, Is actually ABOUT Communism
Demand everyone speak english and not native Huaxian

AND MORE

[Rosaeiland]

• Speaking English. When you're in Rosaeiland, you're expected to at least miserably attempt to speak German. English should be used exclusively as a last resort. No matter how terrible at it you might turn out to be, it's you intentions that matter.
• Walking through a pedestrian crossing carelessly. Automobiles and other vehicles have an irrefutable right of way over pedestrians, not acknowledging this means risking both your life and a citation.
• Not paying for toilet usage. This is just a whole another level of being a dick. In Rosaeiland, instead of requiring an upfront payment, "customers" are expected to leave a tip in a special box, depending on their level of satisfaction with cleanness and offered facilities. Not more than one Rosakrone(0,24$) is required, but not leaving anything means that the toilet did not comply with even the most basic quality standards. This is an insult to the owner.
• "Why the hell is there no Cola here?" Type complaints. Whilst fizzy drinks are widely admired daily by all Rosaeilanders, these must be produced with consumer health in mind. Extensive testing by the Food Safety Standards Agency is conducted in order to ensure that all drinks sold in the nation are organic and pose absolutely no health hazards. This means that most foreign-produced sodas are actually illegal to import as they contain synthetic flavorings, colorants and preservatives. When you're in Rosaeiland, better get used to drinking some organic zuckerfrei limonade(or just water).
• Ask for tobacco products in stores. Let's make it clear: smoking is prohibited nationwide with public health in mind. You're not going to be able to smoke a single traditional cigarette in Rosaeiland. Prepare to be seen as a third-world savage of some sort if you even try to purchase any such items.
• Silencing other people. Impertinent and ignorant, one must learn to ignore(or join) omnipresent public conversations(even in places such as the cinema and library) if he wishes to survive in Rosaeiland.
• Complaining about our National Railways. Yes, your train might be from the early 50's, have absolutely no air conditioning, stop in every little village in the literate middle of nowhere and always be 30 minutes late, but that doesn't make our railway system bad. What is important is that the tiny village with one house in it has a direct connection to the capital in the middle of the night to ensure that no one is left aside. Does your country have that? I don't think so.
• Partying, behaving loudly after 22:10(breaking the partial curfew). It is the hour Rosaeiland falls asleep at, mostly only those who are currently travelling are outside this late. Loitering after that time will likely attract officials to investigate your behavior, not having documents with you is enough to get temporarily arrested. While all sorts of "parties" are generally viewed with suspicion as they incite youth to rebel and are against the cultured traditions of our nation, ones that do not end by 22:10 will be forcefully shut down by the Police.

[Arkosis]

For some reason tourists try to approach trained Arkosisan Raptors despite many verbal and visual warnings not to approach them without a trainer nearby.

In the past year alone ten tourists lost their lives due to their own stupidity.

[Cordalian]

Freaking out when they see a group of 14 year olds going on a journey to find their spiritual center. It's a tradition for all 14 year olds to do this, but for some reasons tourists will always freak out and think their runaways

[OMGeverynameistaken]

Drinking flavored vodka. Who ruins perfectly good vodka by putting foreign substances in it?! That's like putting pineapple on pizza!

[The Boeric States]

Freaking out at the prominent use of magic
Should've done your research. Magi are the dominant force in the Boeric States. Should we stop breathing because it offends/scares you?

suggesting we are Tevinter/Qunari and we should join respective nations
Ok, so this isn't the fault of most Tevinter or Qunari, as they don't say it. It the OTHERS (Orlesians, Fereldans, Nevarrans) who want to find a reason to hate us. Not our fault we're more responsible than you.

Preaching about [insert religion here] and how we must join or we will be damned/killed/enslaved etc.
Uh, no thank you. If you don't respect and accept us for who we worship, please leave.

oh, and the worst of all

Calling us "abominations", "Mage bastards" and "heathens"
I'm sorry that bigoted, barely functional brain of yours cannot engage us without resorting to Mage=Demon=Bad. Why did you even come here?

Also the standard
Pissing in public
Loud profanities
Discrimination
General rudeness

[Valentine Z]

While tourists are welcome on our places, we have seen many cases where they are pushing their luck.

- Fully extended selfie sticks that are a nuisance to people around them.

- Using applications like Snapchat to cherish their memories. We have no problem with that for occasional uses, but do you really want to have your memories stored or deleted in such a lousy format?

- Rubbish everywhere. We have elevated the fine to 1.000 Valentian Credits (~ US$ 2.000), from 500 VC. And trust me, we know who did that.

- Passing motion in... non-toilet places. This should be obvious enough for some people, but apparently not.

- Rude children. Teach your kid some fucking manners.

[Greater Cesnica]

While tourists are welcome on our places, we have seen many cases where they are pushing their luck.

- Fully extended selfie sticks that are a nuisance to people around them.

- Using applications like Snapchat to cherish their memories. We have no problem with that for occasional uses, but do you really want to have your memories stored or deleted in such a lousy format?

- Rubbish everywhere. We have elevated the fine to 1.000 Valentian Credits (~ US$ 2.000), from 500 VC. And trust me, we know who did that.

- Passing motion in... non-toilet places. This should be obvious enough for some people, but apparently not.

- Rude children. Teach your kid some fucking manners.

• The dab challenges need to stop.
• Really? Hacking the intercom to play hentai?
• Vomit cakes are not fun.

[Martantaka]

The "List"

Stand right in front of the Oured military base

Boo when the royal tank division march

Boo to the majesty the king

Take a picture with president ames

Yawn in martantaka anthem songs on

Saying ********** words on the royals

Drifting right in front of the majesty the king castle

Clap when there 3 minutes of silence

Stay up late in the bar

Pranking the armies

Playing rock,paper,scicors with the royal guards

Play chess in late night

Play football without "ball"

Shoot potatoes on people

Booked a 7-star hotel

Booked a diner to early

Wake up late in the night

[Cogned-Mentero]

1. Breaking Locality laws. Our Locality laws state that you cannot disrupt neighbours in any way. Most tourists don't realise they exist, and make lots of noise that can cause the police to show up.
2. Calling our language Latin. It sounds like Latin, it's gone through similar sound changes, but we cannot understand Latin, and Latin speakers cannot understand us.
3. Using American English
4. Being too sociable. Cogned-Mentero is highly individualistic and introverted in comparison to most, and being too friendly can be considered threatening.
5. Complaining about the tax rate. So what if it's 70%? Most of it is optional anyway, so why care?
6. Finding it weird that we don't use software that they are used to like Windows and Office. We made our own for a reason.
7. Preaching religions. They can be considered disturbing, and can get you arrested.
8. Finding our variant of Christianity strange. Fliumen Christianity is not strange to the people that practice it.
8. Celebrating Pride Month. Many homosexual tourists try to celebrate Pride Month in Cogned-Mentero due to homosexuality's legality for almost 1800 years. However, since it was legal for almost 1800 years, no Cogned-Menteroan really cares about sexual orientation, and almost all of them, even the homosexual ones, find these celebrations ridiculous.
9. Complain about our Fliudero Representative being a monarch.
10. Complaining about socialism. Well you're here, so...
11. Not knowing where people live in Cogned-Sacsreno. Hint: they live in The Datacenter (those cubes located by the shore).
12. Complaining about the poor condition of our houses. It's not our fault the owners abandoned their houses in favour of living in The Datacenter.

[The War World of Krieg]

Not wearing gas masks on the planet's surface despite multiple warnings to wear gas masks.

[Vylrea]

Vylrean natives usually like to cozy up to tourists. However, there are a few things that most native Vylreans find inappropriate.

1. Not starting with the proper greeting - the majority of Vylreans speak foreign languages so you should not find a problem with communication. However, if you speak a foreign language, you should always greet a native Vylrean with salue (hello) or voct fecs aque? (how are you?). While people will not make a big deal of it, it is considered rude and disrespectful to not.
2. Crowding streets - Vylrean streets, especially those in touristy areas, are narrow to reflect the country's close quarters style of architecture. As such, it is considered rude to stop in the middle of these streets as you are likely to block incoming traffic. Usually, when natives want to stop in these narrow streets, they will lean up against the wall to allow for people to pass.
3. When walking in public, you should keep in mind that many natives may be in a rush to get somewhere. As such, it is considered respectful to walk on the side to allow people in a hurry to get to where they need.
4. Vylreans are social and open people, but early mornings are not good times to socialize, especially if you are on the metro, a train, a bus, etc.
5. Part of the Vylrean experience in cities like Rovyla, Suoin, and Vaièls are that they are compact and cars are few, meaning that part of the experience is getting lost and exploring. While there are cities like Còte-Concúrt where this is the exception, you are considered to have missed the point if you do not experience the unique structure of Vylrea's cities.
6. In a restaurant, it is rude to be loud or laugh excessively, spread your legs, or use your hands to eat.
7. Discussing politics, specifically political philosophy, is encouraged by curriculum among peers, but may be seen as hostile if done to a foreigner. Open up to people and then discuss it.
8. Vylrea is big on religious art and symbolism, and while we are not as religious as we were, it is considered courteous to respect these religious depictions or monuments.

[Cottony]

Trying to speak Norwegian or Icelandic. We just won't understand you.

[Dequarmi]

-Them trying to speak Dequarman (Good lord, they're horrible.)
-Preaching religions, complaining about our nihilism (For Pete's sake! You knew what you were doing, visiting a completely ATHIEST nation?!)
-Littering (YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR NATION, OBEY THE LAW!)
-Complaints on the sheer amount of laws. (Democratic Socialists. AUTHORITARIAN. Are you frickin serious?)
-Asking for the nearest foreign restaurants. (Go back to your country. Just...go.

[Kadur]

Being an island nation, Kadur gets plenty of tourists. However, lack of knowledge or simple apathy about it can lead to some tense situations here, so the citizens have sent in passages on what they find unacceptable from tourists. Below are a couple, edited for vocabulary and time.

Having survived through several harsh periods, Kadurians understand personally how important it can to be not waste anything. Because of that, tourists doing anything from littering to leaving half-eaten meals in the trash is very insulting to us.

Trying to speak Kadurian. if they want to use the language, at least take an online lesson or two! Don't just start yammering away in a language that you've never used or even heard before.

Drawing attention to race or gender. Yes, Kadurian society is remarkably homogenous, mostly because there has been almost no immigration from outside until the modern era. If you find that strange or disturbing for some reason, don't bother us with it. It's just the way things happen on an isolated island. And no, men and women are currently equal in Kadur. We don't really want to be bothered about what used to happen in Fendur. We're fine if you just want to discuss it, but don't bother us about it.

Partying. We're fine if you want to have a little get-together with people you know, but we don't want to hear you from over a block away (Believe me, I've seen this happen myself). Just keep it down and respect the hosts of the country you're visiting.

[Deina Prusija]

-Not being able to hold their Liquor (Prūsijos alcohol is so strong, Vodka wasn't considered a legally alcoholic beverage until 1869. Most tourists are knocked on their ass from a sip of what we call "Light Beer".)

-Having a severe lack of Facial Hair (Beards and Mustaches are considered top-tier in Prūsijos culture. People with facial hair are regarded as wise, and mature - valiant and strong. Those without it are heralded as baby-faced and inherently boyish.)

-Being Christian (If there's anything our citizens can't stand, it's a preachy heretic.)

-Speaking Non-Baltic languages (Most of our citizens get peeved if you speak Lithuanian around them. To hear German or Russian maddens our populace to no end.)

-No Pride in their Ancestors (Prūsijos society is very much based around a paganist ideal of ancestral worship - those who do not practice this age-old Germanic/Baltic ritualism are regarded as insolent cowards.)

[Cthulua]

-Not worshipping Cthulhu.
-Speaking mortal languages.
-Going unconscious after trying to comprehend our non-Euclidean architecture. Just don't question it.
-Screaming like a little girl as we sacrifice them to Cthulhu for doing the above.

[Destructive Government Economic System]

We don't allow tourists in the DGES.