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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 8:23 am
by Austria-Bohemia-Hungary
Let's talk about Panzerbüchsen instead of morons finding other equally moronic individuals to engage in fisticuffs with.

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 8:36 am
by Puzikas
Fordorsia wrote:puz tell me about neck snapping and my idea of a head twisting box

So I imagine it's a chair with the device mounted on the back rest. There's a box/cage put on the victim's head and it's rather tight fitting so that the head turns with it. The idea is you crank it and the box/cage spins nice and slow, twisting the head right round like a record baby right round round round

I wanna know at what point would this kill the neck and how much would it hurt being turned very slowly.


The range of motion for the neck is 45° flexation and 45° extension (though generally weight, muscular mass and general lack of a need to look "up" reduces this to about 40°), 60° left and right rotation, and 45° lateral flexation, ±2-5° typical range of motion.
The cervical spine can tolerate minor extensions behind this point. Off the top of my head I don't know what they are but no normal person ever really escapes a +10° rotation beyond 60° without significant injury, and the head was not intended to be depressed or extended beyond 45-ish degrees

Probably generally not very painful because until the person begins egressing beyond typical range of motion mechanical work will need to overcome one single barrier and then it's all very easy to do, so unless you somehow have a very good interrupting gear in an era before interrupting gears exist all that mechanical force will just snap it quickly. You can, unless you have injury to your C/T discs, meningitis, or neuro-muscular pain, rotate your neck quite easily to maximum position without worry of pain, and do so with relative ease.

The machine needs to swiftly convert it's energy to rotational force to snap the neck, because one of the biggest ways cervical spinal injuries occurre are sudden application of force. The muscles of the neck are extremely strong, you need 1,000-1250ftlb torque to snap it.

Just hang them. You need 5.75ft/1.76m of rope and a swift kick to create a hangman's fracture.

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 8:45 am
by Fordorsia
Well I dunno about hanging being an alternative since I was thinking of it as a unique torture device more than execution, but either is good. If not really painful, would it be at least extremely uncomfortable for the head to be forced that far and kept there for extended periods?

And when the neck is snapped in that manner, is it instant lights out and dead? It would be nice if that wasn't the case and they could be kept alive :>

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 8:49 am
by Puzikas
Probably not.
Just smash their fingers. Way more painful.
When you pull a lights plug out of the wall, does the light not instantly go out?

Same thing.

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 8:53 am
by Fordorsia
But they still die every time that quick? pls nerf neck snaps

Might as well go all the way and make the box/cage an ornate bronze head that fully encloses the victim's head. Spin it all the way around to completely detach the head. They'd be told what's going to happen so hopefully they'd be screaming and shaking and all that good stuff to really put on a show.

Designing torture/execution devises seems kinda fun

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 9:34 am
by Rhodesialund
Puzikas wrote:Just hang them. You need 5.75ft/1.76m of rope and a swift kick to create a hangman's fracture.


A short drop and it all comes to a sudden stop. Third most cost effective way of executing someone, just behind beheading and a single shot.

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 9:43 am
by Rhodesialund
Fordorsia wrote:Designing torture/execution devises seems kinda fun


Someone revive Vlad the Impaler, we found his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson.

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 9:45 am
by Autonomous Eastern Ukraine
Fordorsia wrote:But they still die every time that quick? pls nerf neck snaps

Might as well go all the way and make the box/cage an ornate bronze head that fully encloses the victim's head. Spin it all the way around to completely detach the head. They'd be told what's going to happen so hopefully they'd be screaming and shaking and all that good stuff to really put on a show.

Designing torture/execution devises seems kinda fun

Medwed pls

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 12:05 pm
by Purpelia
Fordorsia wrote:Designing torture/execution devises seems kinda fun

As much as I genuinely hate to say it I agree with ford here.

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 12:25 pm
by Fordorsia
Let your creativity flow : )

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 12:29 pm
by Purpelia
Fordorsia wrote:Let your creativity flow : )

For some reason I keep coming up with ways to combine impalement and crucifixion.

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 12:34 pm
by Austria-Bohemia-Hungary
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:Let's talk about Panzerbüchsen instead of morons finding other equally moronic individuals to engage in fisticuffs with.

Back to actually infantry related shit.

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 12:39 pm
by Husseinarti
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:Let's talk about Panzerbüchsen instead of morons finding other equally moronic individuals to engage in fisticuffs with.

Back to actually infantry related shit.


Yeah it'll kill a radar good.

which is what it'll be used for probably

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 12:39 pm
by Fordorsia
What are/were the methods of execution for your unruly infantrymen?

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 12:41 pm
by Austria-Bohemia-Hungary
Fordorsia wrote:What are/were the methods of execution for your unruly infantrymen?

Why don't you go start your own execution fetishism thread.

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 12:49 pm
by -AlEmAnNiA-
Fordorsia wrote:What are/were the methods of execution for your unruly infantrymen?


Nothing. They're just thrown in a prison

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 12:50 pm
by Gallia-
Fordorsia wrote:What are/were the methods of execution for your unruly infantrymen?


Means of causing death that are suitable and appropriate to the period at large.

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:Let's talk about Panzerbüchsen instead of morons finding other equally moronic individuals to engage in fisticuffs with.


One iteration of Galla used IWS 2000.

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 1:27 pm
by Crookfur
Fordorsia wrote:But they still die every time that quick? pls nerf neck snaps

Might as well go all the way and make the box/cage an ornate bronze head that fully encloses the victim's head. Spin it all the way around to completely detach the head. They'd be told what's going to happen so hopefully they'd be screaming and shaking and all that good stuff to really put on a show.

Designing torture/execution devises seems kinda fun

Go home Saw, you're ford.

Seriously just have a look at the old Chinese legal systems for examples of truly horrible stuff all designed to make people so afraid of the law they would rather sort things out amicably amongst themselves than dare to catch the slightest hint of attention from the authorities.

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 1:39 pm
by Fordorsia
Crookfur wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:But they still die every time that quick? pls nerf neck snaps

Might as well go all the way and make the box/cage an ornate bronze head that fully encloses the victim's head. Spin it all the way around to completely detach the head. They'd be told what's going to happen so hopefully they'd be screaming and shaking and all that good stuff to really put on a show.

Designing torture/execution devises seems kinda fun

Go home Saw, you're ford.

Seriously just have a look at the old Chinese legal systems for examples of truly horrible stuff all designed to make people so afraid of the law they would rather sort things out amicably amongst themselves than dare to catch the slightest hint of attention from the authorities.


ping pong torture was truly terrible

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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 2:03 pm
by Puzikas

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 2:08 pm
by Fordorsia
I bring the fresh memes

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 2:18 pm
by Rhodesialund
Fordorsia wrote:I bring the fresh memes


This is you, Ford. :p



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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 2:23 pm
by Fordorsia
I do not understand please be more relatable

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 3:43 pm
by -Celibrae-
Fordorsia wrote:I do not understand please be more relatable


You are a Russian bassoon.

This is similar.

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2017 3:45 pm
by Gallia-
Fordorsia wrote:I do not understand please be more relatable


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