Husseinarti wrote:Proper attire, head and facial hair regulations (Within reason, I'd assume auxiliaries would have different options), armor maintenance and training, proper military bearing and behavior.
I can imagine it now:
"YOU! MILITES! YES YOU! IS THIS A BEARD YOU ARE GROWING? WHAT IN ALL OF JUPITER'S NAME DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? DO YOU FAVOR YOURSELF A GREEK? YOU FAVOR YOURSELF A MAN WHO GAZES AT THE STARS AND PHILOSOPHIZES OVER NOTHINGNESS WHILE OTHER MEN MAKE BETTER THEMSELVES AND THEIR PEOPLE BY ACTING? SHALL I FETCH YOUNG BOYS FOR YOU INDULGE YOUR INNER-ARISTOTLE, OR DO YOU FAVOR BEING A CINADEUS? MILITES, YOU'VE GOT ABOUT TO HORA PRIMA NOCTIS TO REMOVE THAT DISGUSTING GROWTH FROM YOUR FACE BEFORE I- YOU KNOW WHAT. RUN. GET YOUR GEAR. GET YOUR CONTURBERNIUM, YOUR DECANUS AND EVEN YOUR SERVENTS AND RUN. YOU WILL RUN AROUND THIS FORT UNTIL EVERY SINGLE STRAND OF FACIAL HAIR HAS FALLEN OFF YOUR FACE. RUN."
That's glorious. There must be a Macedonian version.




