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Rhodesialund
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Postby Rhodesialund » Fri May 12, 2017 7:34 am

Fordorsia wrote:Sons of Guns guy sentenced to life for raping kids

The souls of the guns he destroyed can now rest


Would have preferred him being sentenced to a lifetime of being raped by a flaming AIDs infected cactus.
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Postby Purpelia » Fri May 12, 2017 9:04 am

Is this some sort of gun thing I don't get or is it the case of the guy I newer heard off actually being a pedo?
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Rhodesialund
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Postby Rhodesialund » Fri May 12, 2017 9:07 am

Purpelia wrote:Is this some sort of gun thing I don't get or is it the case of the guy I newer heard off actually being a pedo?


He used to be the star of a Discovery Channel TV show called "Sons of Guns." This was before all the nasty details of Will Hayden came out.
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Postby Fordorsia » Fri May 12, 2017 9:16 am

purp trying to seem cool pretending he ain't neva seen sons of guns befo
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

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Postby Rhodesialund » Fri May 12, 2017 9:46 am

Fordorsia wrote:purp trying to seem cool pretending he ain't neva seen sons of guns befo


Then again Purp is what, a britbong or honhonbauguette?
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Postby Crookfur » Fri May 12, 2017 9:49 am

Rhodesialund wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:purp trying to seem cool pretending he ain't neva seen sons of guns befo


Then again Purp is what, a britbong or honhonbauguette?

Nah even us britbongs have easy access to the discovery channel and Sons of guns did appear on the free to air quest/dmax channels at one point.
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Postby Taihei Tengoku » Fri May 12, 2017 10:26 am

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Postby Rhodesialund » Fri May 12, 2017 10:32 am

Taihei Tengoku wrote:all can army


You are forgetting the other report. The report where the Marines started bitching about their so-called "Cold Environment Gear" didn't keep them warm in the cold.
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Postby Spirit of Hope » Fri May 12, 2017 10:33 am

Taihei Tengoku wrote:all can army

Hearing is good, not being heard is even better.
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Postby Rhodesialund » Fri May 12, 2017 10:33 am

Crookfur wrote:
Rhodesialund wrote:
Then again Purp is what, a britbong or honhonbauguette?

Nah even us britbongs have easy access to the discovery channel and Sons of guns did appear on the free to air quest/dmax channels at one point.


So he's from the land of Mac n' 'cron then, no?
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Postby Rhodesialund » Fri May 12, 2017 10:38 am

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Postby Puzikas » Fri May 12, 2017 10:58 am

Taihei Tengoku wrote:all can army


Did Crayola sponsor the issuance of the supressors??
Do cans come with a 12 pack?
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Postby Taihei Tengoku » Fri May 12, 2017 11:12 am

Puzikas wrote:
Taihei Tengoku wrote:all can army


Did Crayola sponsor the issuance of the supressors??
Do cans come with a 12 pack?
Asking for a friend

They're sponsored by Copenhagen and the baffles are made out of long cut tins
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Postby Fordorsia » Fri May 12, 2017 11:27 am

Taihei Tengoku wrote:all can army


That pic

Why do US Marines always look dumb. They just look so unintelligent.



> Exercise Joint Viking

ugh
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Fri May 12, 2017 1:50 pm

Rhodesialund wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:purp trying to seem cool pretending he ain't neva seen sons of guns befo


Then again Purp is what, a britbong or honhonbauguette?

Obv american. Most likely commifornian judging by his obsession with distancing his identity from the homeland.
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Postby Greater United American Republics » Fri May 12, 2017 1:54 pm

Did you vote Federalist Citizen?

"Men did not love Rome because she was great. She was great because they had loved her."
- G.K. Chesterton

Fallout's Lore blended with the USCMC from Aliens and an America that both won the war of 1812 & never suffered a War Between the states, Custer brought his Gatlings alongside a winchester or thirty & America strove to adopt the Lewis Gun alongside a thousand other minor (and major) alterations to the American Timeline.

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Postby Purpelia » Fri May 12, 2017 1:54 pm

Fordorsia wrote:purp trying to seem cool pretending he ain't neva seen sons of guns befo

I don't really watch much of TV these days. Or like ever. I turn it on to see the weather forecast or the news but beyond that it's something I only turn on when I am really, really bored. And than it's usually either the cooking channel (what ever it's called) or the one that talks about real crime investigations with like horrible murders and such.
Last edited by Purpelia on Fri May 12, 2017 1:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Postby Fordorsia » Fri May 12, 2017 2:15 pm

haha cooking
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Purpelia
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Postby Purpelia » Fri May 12, 2017 2:38 pm

Fordorsia wrote:haha cooking

Cooking is one of the most enjoyable things you can do with your time. That and baking. Like you would not believe how easy it is to make something that tastes great. And having your own bread to go with it just completes things.
Last edited by Purpelia on Fri May 12, 2017 2:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Postby Gallia- » Fri May 12, 2017 3:01 pm

Purpelia wrote:Is this some sort of gun thing I don't get or is it the case of the guy I newer heard off actually being a pedo?


Will "Ain't Nev'a Bin Dun Befo'" Hayden had some stereotypical Louisianan family secrets.

Fordorsia wrote:purp trying to seem cool pretending he ain't neva seen sons of guns befo


AINT
NEVA
BEEN
DUNN
BEFO

>a milestone of firearms technology which has, in fact, been accomplished in the past
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Postby Fordorsia » Fri May 12, 2017 3:24 pm

bro you ever seen an ak with a scope and longer barrel?
Pro: Swords
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Postby Crookfur » Fri May 12, 2017 4:34 pm

Fordorsia wrote:bro you ever seen an ak with a scope and longer barrel?

Or an AK with a suppressor which will be a total game changer.
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Postby Greater United American Republics » Fri May 12, 2017 4:35 pm

Crookfur wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:bro you ever seen an ak with a scope and longer barrel?

Or an AK with a suppressor which will be a total game changer.



Truly a milestone of weapons development. It will be with us for decades as we struggle to cope with such astounding new technology.
Did you vote Federalist Citizen?

"Men did not love Rome because she was great. She was great because they had loved her."
- G.K. Chesterton

Fallout's Lore blended with the USCMC from Aliens and an America that both won the war of 1812 & never suffered a War Between the states, Custer brought his Gatlings alongside a winchester or thirty & America strove to adopt the Lewis Gun alongside a thousand other minor (and major) alterations to the American Timeline.

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Postby Free-Don » Fri May 12, 2017 8:32 pm

Greater United American Republics wrote:
Crookfur wrote:Or an AK with a suppressor which will be a total game changer.



Truly a milestone of weapons development. It will be with us for decades as we struggle to cope with such astounding new technology.

Image

Now in child killer black.
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Postby Greater United American Republics » Fri May 12, 2017 9:14 pm

Free-Don wrote:
Greater United American Republics wrote:

Truly a milestone of weapons development. It will be with us for decades as we struggle to cope with such astounding new technology.

Image

Now in child killer black.



Marvelous, now can I use it against mexicans? I cannot establish a WASP utopia without going to war against the mexicans and the indians for the sake of an endless manifest destiny.
Did you vote Federalist Citizen?

"Men did not love Rome because she was great. She was great because they had loved her."
- G.K. Chesterton

Fallout's Lore blended with the USCMC from Aliens and an America that both won the war of 1812 & never suffered a War Between the states, Custer brought his Gatlings alongside a winchester or thirty & America strove to adopt the Lewis Gun alongside a thousand other minor (and major) alterations to the American Timeline.

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