NationStates

Each year, approximately 228,000 new recruits are accepted into the Eight-Banners and trained.

Setgavarians watch porn.

almost 100% of all our citizens are half Asian and Half White.

A national holiday here celebrates penguins and people dress up in fancy clothes and go to parties in the middle of the winter.

You can often find extremely bizarre murals and statues in our country that people made just for the heck of it.

American potassium is literally more inferior than ours.

All forms of advertising are illegal.

We are the smallest nation (population-wise) on our planet to ever launch a satellite.

Our leader listens Nightcore

Our nation was founded from Salt, developed from Salt and it will fall to its own Salt.

Grammar is an essential part of language in Okstovksaya; just one small grammatical mistake and you go to a Gulag.

The Queen has a dog called Doggy

VonHoolia is ruled by a YouTuber haha
and TV's are obsolete in favor for computers.

Link to Channel: https://www.nationstates.net/page=creat ... dit=798220

We are 391st in the world or in the top 1% for WA endorsements.

The make-out app'' Ficada Rapida '' is a hit in Bello Canto

Cheese omelets with "kzmirja" (a type of cold carrot salad) are available in most Sisczak diners.

There is no 4th channel on any TV made or sold in North Coldmont... many rumors are spread about it but none have been confirmed
(Because there's no "4th channel" in the first place - nobody broadcasts on the frequency because.. well... see above )

New Transeurasia wrote:We are 391st in the world or in the top 1% for WA endorsements.

We are, as of the recent polling, 17,763rd in the world, or top 10%, for WA endorsements.

We are not even in the WA.

To register a vehicle you need not be a citizen.

Bello Canto wrote:The make-out app'' Ficada Rapida '' is a hit in Bello Canto

This would be illegal here.

Fernanda Gonçalves, Counselor-President's daugther was invited to a party with your best friend called Vanessa

Setgavarius wrote:Setgavarians watch porn.

All of them?

On tonight's episode of Alphonski and Fishnikov, inept spy Fishnikov has to renew his license to kill and practises for the test by garroting little old ladies. Meanwhile, his inept colleague Alphonski takes the enormous roll of film from the enormous spy camera to be developed at the drug store. Warning to sensitive viewers: gratuitous nudity.

Alastacia is the smallest country in Nesapo

Second in command of the nation is the High Inquisitor.

Despite having somewhat modernized weaponry (modern for our region is a bit more advanced than IRL), most of the nation seems to be stuck in the Middle Ages. So no running water, electricity, public education, etc.

Only nation in the region to still have vestiges of the feudal system.

Very small standing army, but larger forces can be raised in times of war.

Crime rate is extremely low.

105 years ago, our nation was invaded by an army of 1,000 Balrogs. The few remaining population was forced to seek refuge in the Holy Bowling Alley (the actual building not the nation) and the surrounding fortresses. Approximately 5,000 people were cramped into a 1 square mile are. We then dug below the Bowling Alley to create our capital city underground.