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Dameth
Diplomat
 
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Founded: Feb 05, 2011
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Postby Dameth » Thu Sep 22, 2016 11:42 pm

>Ford
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am colorblind
Fuck you


Also this is finished, one more to go
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Roses are red
Wololo
Violets are blue
(Far) FT nation.

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Fordorsia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
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Founded: Oct 04, 2012
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Postby Fordorsia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:48 am

Fordorsian Grey best
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Purpelia
Post Czar
 
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Founded: Oct 19, 2010
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Postby Purpelia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:51 am

All is inferior to mighty T-35.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:55 am

Purpelia wrote:All is inferior to mighty T-35.


Except HMS Cabbage Stomper
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.


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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 7:09 am

Not WWII because it's clearly still effective today
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.


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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 7:26 am

APDSFS doesn't explode so rivets are fine
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Karjin
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Founded: Nov 10, 2015
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Postby Karjin » Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:36 am

I made these a while back but I want someone to see them, goddamn it. (9 reads Q_Q)

http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=589946
The duty of the People is to be proud of their country. The duty of the Government is to ensure that their pride is well founded.


My mailbox is always open to TG's.

I'm trying to be less partisan in serious posts. Please let me know if I'm not doing a good job of that.

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Military Quiz: http://puu.sh/sdEsb.png
Political Personality Test: http://puu.sh/sdEME.png http://puu.sh/sdEN6.png
Now in ridiculously high resolution!
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Husseinarti
Senator
 
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Founded: Mar 20, 2015
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Postby Husseinarti » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:10 am

Karjin wrote:I made these a while back but I want someone to see them, goddamn it. (9 reads Q_Q)

http://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=589946


get rekt
Bash the fash, neopup the neo-cons, crotale the commies, and super entendard socialists

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Karjin
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Postby Karjin » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:31 am

Might sound like a stupid question but how do I get on (or format it like) sites like that? I have 0 organizational skills whatsoever.

(Also wish I could make a goddamn order of battle chart for this very reason)
The duty of the People is to be proud of their country. The duty of the Government is to ensure that their pride is well founded.


My mailbox is always open to TG's.

I'm trying to be less partisan in serious posts. Please let me know if I'm not doing a good job of that.

INTP-A/Analyst/Confident Individualist
Compass: https://puu.sh/sbzUM.png
Leanings: https://puu.sh/sbz6O.png
Military Quiz: http://puu.sh/sdEsb.png
Political Personality Test: http://puu.sh/sdEME.png http://puu.sh/sdEN6.png
Now in ridiculously high resolution!
Also flies! Special thanks to Casmaru!

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Imperializt Russia
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Founded: Jun 03, 2011
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:32 am

IIWiki is a wikipedia-style system for NS, basically. It's presumably the exact same formatting system as the real wikipedia.
Warning! This poster has:
PT puppet of the People's Republic of Samozaryadnyastan.

Lamadia wrote:dangerous socialist attitude
Also,
Imperializt Russia wrote:I'm English, you tit.

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Paragania
Ambassador
 
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Founded: Aug 03, 2013
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Postby Paragania » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:41 am

tfw you're at the beach and getting that tan you always wanted but suddenly terrorists attack your main train station and you're the only guy in the whole police department that knows how to use a grenade launcher
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Imperializt Russia
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 9:46 am

Not even shorts and flipflops? Slacks at the beach? That dude is prepared.
Warning! This poster has:
PT puppet of the People's Republic of Samozaryadnyastan.

Lamadia wrote:dangerous socialist attitude
Also,
Imperializt Russia wrote:I'm English, you tit.

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Husseinarti
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Postby Husseinarti » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:42 pm

Image

dude
Bash the fash, neopup the neo-cons, crotale the commies, and super entendard socialists

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Fordorsia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
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Founded: Oct 04, 2012
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Postby Fordorsia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:44 pm

cool dude
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Purpelia
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Founded: Oct 19, 2010
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Postby Purpelia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:46 pm

Fordorsia wrote:
Purpelia wrote:All is inferior to mighty T-35.


Except HMS Cabbage Stomper

T-35 actually saw combat. Thus it is the tank with the best combat record of all multi turreted tanks ever!

Well, second best. The T-28 is the king of that pile but I don't like it because the name is an even number non divisible by 6.
Last edited by Purpelia on Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:47 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:54 pm

Purpelia wrote:best combat record of all multi turreted tanks ever!


I think you means worst. Almost all of them broke down before they even got to any combat.
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Purpelia
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Founded: Oct 19, 2010
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Postby Purpelia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:08 pm

Fordorsia wrote:
Purpelia wrote:best combat record of all multi turreted tanks ever!


I think you means worst. Almost all of them broke down before they even got to any combat.

Which puts it at one of the IIRC two tanks with more than one turret that even served in a war. So it literally can only be #1 or #2.
Last edited by Purpelia on Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:08 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Fordorsia
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Founded: Oct 04, 2012
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Postby Fordorsia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:31 pm

Purpelia wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:
I think you means worst. Almost all of them broke down before they even got to any combat.

Which puts it at one of the IIRC two tanks with more than one turret that even served in a war. So it literally can only be #1 or #2.


Cruiser Mk 1
M2A3
Vicker 6 ton
Char 2C
T-26

All of which performed better than both the T-28 and T-35, with the only possible exception being the 2C because it was designed in 1917, but even then it held its own fairly well for what it was. T-28 and t-35 were complete shit as far as multi-turreted tanks go.
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Purpelia
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Founded: Oct 19, 2010
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Postby Purpelia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:39 pm

Fordorsia wrote:[All of which performed better than both the T-28 and T-35, with the only possible exception being the 2C because it was designed in 1917, but even then it held its own fairly well for what it was. T-28 and t-35 were complete shit as far as multi-turreted tanks go.

Well I'll be damned. Learn something new every day.

Although I am pretty sure the 2C's weren't lost in combat but just bombed or something whilst on a train.
Last edited by Purpelia on Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Western Pacific Territories
Postmaster-General
 
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Founded: Apr 29, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Western Pacific Territories » Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:40 pm

Fordorsia wrote:
Purpelia wrote:All is inferior to mighty T-35.


Except HMS Cabbage Stomper

Glory to HMS CABBAGE STOMPER II

GOD SAVE THE KING

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Fordorsia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
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Founded: Oct 04, 2012
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Postby Fordorsia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:47 pm

Purpelia wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:[All of which performed better than both the T-28 and T-35, with the only possible exception being the 2C because it was designed in 1917, but even then it held its own fairly well for what it was. T-28 and t-35 were complete shit as far as multi-turreted tanks go.

Well I'll be damned. Learn something new every day.

Although I am pretty sure the 2C's weren't lost in combat but just bombed or something whilst on a train.


Actually looking into it, it seems they were all scuttled when the railway they were on got blocked on their way to southern France. Seems they were never used in combat. It was German propaganda that claimed they were destroyed by air attacks
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Purpelia
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Founded: Oct 19, 2010
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Postby Purpelia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 1:52 pm

Either way T-35 still looks the best so there is that.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Fordorsia
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Founded: Oct 04, 2012
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Postby Fordorsia » Fri Sep 23, 2016 2:21 pm

Image

no
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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