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[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

"Free work for the nation. In addition, they are disposable. When they are no longer useful, we simply train replacements."

How do they benefit the economy? I suppose your economy is of a tech level high enough to require some math and education right?

[The Uncle Happy]

"You can give me a list of interview questions, and I can answer them."

Uncle Happy through video-phone

-What do you think about the Crab Rangoons? Though i should shrug this question off seeing you never tasted them
-So do you think there are possibilities and alternatives of Child soldiers? I mean it's kinda legal but they must be 16, we don't want another Hitler do we?
-Do you think the whole world can benefit from Uncle Happy and vice versa?
-What kind of treatment or pay along with the remaining humane treatment the people of Uncle Happy have?
-Can you forgive my friend Stan Dixon here? I can't speak for him as he might hate me in return but here have some Skyhooked moonshine.
-Think you can trade with other nation's as well? If so what?

"Great! Give me a day or so, and I will have complete answers for all of them. Thank you for your interest in my nation and governance."

[The Uncle Happy]

"Free work for the nation. In addition, they are disposable. When they are no longer useful, we simply train replacements."

How do they benefit the economy? I suppose your economy is of a tech level high enough to require some math and education right?

"This is where the foreign businesses come into play."

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

How do they benefit the economy? I suppose your economy is of a tech level high enough to require some math and education right?

"This is where the foreign businesses come into play."

But without trained labour, why will they stay?

[The Uncle Happy]

OOC:
I kindly request that any questions for Uncle Happy be asked through TG, because they get lost quickly in this fast-moving thread.

[Gurori]

Today, Gurorian leader Emperor Kakashi Akiyama delivered a speech regarding The Uncle Happy's oppression.

"The Uncle Happy is the physical manifestation of oppression, the acts they have committed against their people are truly disgusting. The Gurorian Intelligence Service has discovered that any attempts to move back to their native country and even contact home made by once foreign citizens have been stopped and resulted in dire consequences. We shall be enacting an Embargo on The Uncle Happy and cut off all transport routes until they learn that their citizens are living, breathing beings." The Emperor sighs and looks down for a second before muttering. "Uncle Happy, more like Uncle Sadistic Bastard."

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

OOC:
I kindly request that any questions for Uncle Happy be asked through TG, because they get lost quickly in this fast-moving thread.

I think the questions should be posted because then the responses can be looked at and critiqued by others...

[The Uncle Happy]

OOC:
I can keep an Uncle Happy Q&A in my factbook and update it with new questions and answers. So this thread can remain on topic and other nations can also post their reactions to my new law.

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

Today, Gurorian leader Emperor Kakashi Akiyama delivered a speech regarding The Uncle Happy's oppression.

"The Uncle Happy is the physical manifestation of oppression, the acts they have committed against their people are truly disgusting. The Gurorian Intelligence Service has discovered that any attempts to move back to their native country and even contact home made by once foreign citizens have been stopped and resulted in dire consequences. We shall be enacting an Embargo on The Uncle Happy and cut off all transport routes until they learn that their citizens are living, breathing beings." The Emperor sighs and looks down for a second before muttering. "Uncle Happy, more like Uncle Sadistic Bastard."

"The Government agrees with this viewpoint, but encourages all to use diplomacy to sort things out with Uncle Sadisti... I mean, Uncle Happy."
-Ministry of Law & Foreign Affairs spokesperson

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

OOC:
I can keep an Uncle Happy Q&A in my factbook and update it with new questions and answers.

OOC: I think that is a good idea.

[Vulkata II]

There's a lot of Crab Rangoon's already cooked just for Uncle Happy in the kitchen so Gunsche stared at me.

I read his mind and said just give it to him so I'll have packages of Crab Rangoon's sent to The Intergalactic Universe Corporation and Uncle Happy and a prize for being neutral along with me for the former and to either feed himself or his people for the latter.

[The Uncle Happy]

OOC:
I can keep an Uncle Happy Q&A in my factbook and update it with new questions and answers.

OOC: I think that is a good idea.

OOC:
And it's live.

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

There's a lot of Crab Rangoon's already cooked just for Uncle Happy in the kitchen so Gunsche stared at me.

I read his mind and said just give it to him so I'll have packages of Crab Rangoon's sent to The Intergalactic Universe Corporation and Uncle Happy and a prize for being neutral along with me for the former and to either feed himself or his people for the latter.

The Crab Rangoons are delivered to the bar where the Caelestian monarch, the CEO and Vulkata's leader were talking and having lunch.

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

OOC: I think that is a good idea.

OOC:
And it's live.

Nice work.

[The Uncle Happy]

OOC:
Also, if you do not receive a telegram with the answer to your question, that is normal. All answers are posted to the page.

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

OOC:
Also, if you do not receive a telegram with the answer to your question, that is normal. All answers are posted to the page.

Duly noted.

[Numoland]

The whole of Scandinavia is going to accept around a total of 150,500 refugees from Uncle Happy,they will be placed to either Iceland,Norway,Sweden,Denmark and Finland,they will be escorted by the Royal Norwegian Air Force and the Finnish Air Force,they will be transported in a SAS A340 and A330,Icelandair 757-200 and 757-300 back to back and a Finnair A350 and A330

On the other news,the whole of Scandinavia,including Finland and Sweden will be joining the Anti-Uncle Happy Coalition,we usually respect Sovereign borders,but now,we have no mercy towards them,now,we will invade them,liberate their citizens and appoint a temporary leader until there is a new one.

The Numolandic People's Republic has fully restored passport controls at its Finnish and Norwegian land borders. Numolandic law requires all immigrants to speak the Numolandic language fluently and accept integration into the nation's culture, neither of which the Uncle Happy citizens satisfy. Numoland had open borders with Finland and Norway, but this is no longer acceptable because of the Syrian migrant crisis, and now the Uncle Happy migrant crisis. Numoland also has a land border with Russia, but that border has never been an open one.

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

The IUC encourages nations to accept refugees from Uncle Happy in the light of the recent passing of this oppressive legislation.

[Medwedian Democratic Federation]

The Medwedian Democratic Federation declares that all Class B (ordinary) citizens of the DPRUH that by any way will appear on the territory off the Medwedian Democratic Federation will be deported to the DPRUH.

The Medwedian Democratic Federation also offers to assist the military of the DPRUH and the Happy Patrol in guarding the border of the DPRUH to prevent deflection.

[Caelestiam]

The Medwedian Democratic Federation declares that all Class B (ordinary) citizens of the DPRUH that by any way will appear on the territory off the Medwedian Democratic Federation will be deported to the DPRUH.

The Medwedian Democratic Federation also offers to assist the military of the DPRUH and the Happy Patrol in guarding the border of the DPRUH to prevent deflection.

We extend the warning to the Medwedian Totalitarian Federation in that case. Any military actions taken against our refugee trails or the soldiers stationed there will be treated as an act of war. Once a refugee successfully leaves the border in the direction of our trails, they're ours.

[Provincias Unidas Sudamericanas]

The Medwedian Democratic Federation declares that all Class B (ordinary) citizens of the DPRUH that by any way will appear on the territory off the Medwedian Democratic Federation will be deported to the DPRUH.

Same with the United Provinces of South America.

[Gurori]

Gurori has begun an operation to ship Uncle Happy Refugees to Gurori. They will be enslaved educated in special facilities before being integrated into society.

[Caelestiam]

Gurori has begun an operation to ship Uncle Happy Refugees to Gurori. They will be enslaved educated in special facilities before being integrated into society.

That strikethrough had better be ironic m80.

*ooc*

[Provincias Unidas Sudamericanas]

Gurori has begun an operation to ship Uncle Happy Refugees to Gurori. They will be enslaved educated in special facilities before being integrated into society.

Do you also take Uncle Happy refugees rejected by other nations? Then we will not have to send them back to Uncle Happy.

[Gurori]

Gurori has begun an operation to ship Uncle Happy Refugees to Gurori. They will be enslaved educated in special facilities before being integrated into society.

Do you also take Uncle Happy refugees rejected by other nations? Then we will not have to send them back to Uncle Happy.

Yeah, feel free to send them to our labour camps learning facilities!