Banned Movies Revised List

[Devernia]

You might as well ban every movie, video game, and form of entertainment, and leave people stuck with sticks and swo- oh wait, that's banned too.

[Dushan]

Not a lot is banned in the Principality of Dushan.

Back in the old Days some Movies deemed inapproperiate weren't shown in Screening at Cinemas, but those Days are long ago.

In the 80s VHS became extremly popular all across Dushan and many new Movies became avaiable to a wider amount of People. This has only increased since then.

The great Dushani desert and the northern Mountains and as well many places at the south Coast had by the late 70s become popular locations for many low budget Productions. Extremly low Taxes and little restrictions benefitted this development.

If you see some trashy Action movie supposed to take place in a middle eastern Country, then it could be that it was actually filmed in Dushan.

[Umbreria]

Upon the formal publication of these lists by the Qurmani "government," movie theaters throughout the Republic have been showing all of these movies at discount rates.

[Devernia]

Upon the formal publication of these lists by the Qurmani "government," movie theaters throughout the Republic have been showing all of these movies at discount rates.

That made me lol.

[Blakullar]

"...yeah, I'm thinking just turn this place into plate glass when my armies sweep the region."
"Or we could simply give them their films back."
"What good would that do?"
"Well, it would keep them occupied at least until we can fortify the goat farms against intruders when we take over the region..."
"True. What should we do in the meantime?"
"I am leaning towards taking a page from Umbreria and spiting them with public showings of the listed films at cinemas. After they are swept for samizdat, of course."
"And I suppose you are aware of the possibility of the Arabian leader issuing a fatwa on you for that."
*She chuckles as she gently strokes the flat side of her fusion sword.*
"Grand Marshal, will you do me a favour?"
"Yes?"
"If a fatwa IS issued, time how long it takes for the Arabian news agency to announce that their leader has tragically died from old age..."

~ Grand Marshal Gordon Kravchenko and General Elena Trotskaya.

[Aterria]

Nothing is banned here comrades!!

[The Gamindustrian Union]

Almost nothing is banned in Gamindustri.

[Whitefist America]

Our nation never heard of these movies and actresses. However banning people from watching and enjoying a movie is INSANE! We learned that Allah was nothing more than a Moon God! How and why a Moon God would give a crap about what to watch and not to watch?

Our God said treat everybody with respect and dignity and not with oppression and insanity!

[Whitefist America]

"...yeah, I'm thinking just turn this place into plate glass when my armies sweep the region."
"Or we could simply give them their films back."
"What good would that do?"
"Well, it would keep them occupied at least until we can fortify the goat farms against intruders when we take over the region..."
"True. What should we do in the meantime?"
"I am leaning towards taking a page from Umbreria and spiting them with public showings of the listed films at cinemas. After they are swept for samizdat, of course."
"And I suppose you are aware of the possibility of the Arabian leader issuing a fatwa on you for that."
*She chuckles as she gently strokes the flat side of her fusion sword.*
"Grand Marshal, will you do me a favour?"
"Yes?"
"If a fatwa IS issued, time how long it takes for the Arabian news agency to announce that their leader has tragically died from old age..."

~ Grand Marshal Gordon Kravchenko and General Elena Trotskaya.

Why waste your time with this imbecile he's crazier than any dictator we've ever heard of and to be frank just let his people overthrow his stupid ass!


This Etymology of Imbecile Sums it Up!

Mid 16th century (as an adjective in the sense ‘physically weak’): via French from Latin imbecillus, literally ‘without a supporting staff,’ from in- (expressing negation) + baculum ‘stick, staff.’ The current sense dates from the early 19th century.

[The Worst Country in the World]

Movies that have nonhuman propaganda or pornography are banned from Ndakene territory.

[Russo-Byzantine Empire]

We do not ban films on ideological grounds. However, the following films have been identified as being so unambiguously terrible as to warrant a ban to protect our people from viewing them. This has been identified as necessary for public health, after the tragic mass suicide of a crowd watching "Transformers: Dark of the Moon" who quite simply couldn't take any more.
The list:
Pearl Harbor
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Most movies by Adam Sandler, although there are a few exceptions
Most movies by Micheal Bay (yes, we know Pearl Harbor is already there, but it warrants special mention for its shittyness)
Hardcore Henry
The Star Wars prequels
North
Norm of the North (important distinction)
All three Hobbit movies
Once again, these films are banned for the good of the public. It should be noted that the suicide rate plummeted by 50% following the passing of this law. If you like these movies, we don't care. If you want to have public screening of these movies, which we have seen in other nations, we will not be responsible for any suicides by your citizens. Thank you and have a nice day.

[Republic of Quickscopers]

Jennifer Government for criticizing Ancap.

That's it.

[Eclius]

If I were to write a dystopian novel, it will set in Qurmani Arabia.

[Jolthig]

Any movie that promotes ideologies other than fascism.

[Fatatatutti]

Depicting Allah's creatures as talking

In Fatatatutti, any movie that suggested "gods" were real would be considered a comedy.

[Impireacht]

Following new legislation in Quarmani Arabia, teenagers are crossing the borders to watch "banned movies" like Minions.

[Best Top Gear]

We have banned the new Top Gear

[Qurmani Arabia]

Following new legislation in Quarmani Arabia, teenagers are crossing the borders to watch "banned movies" like Minions.

I will punish their parents according to the law! Besides our borders are equipped with armed guards.

[Impireacht]

Wait ~ why are TOY STORY and THE LEGO MOVIE banned lol

[Huswyae]

Frozen is banned because "Let it go" means go fuck yourself in Huswyaen Slang.

[Huswyae]

[box]The Incredibles, depicting humans as false prophets and also against the Laws of Islam
Ghostbusters, supernatural themes and and also against the Laws of Islam

The Jungle Book BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

Big Hero 6, evolution and thinking machines are forbidden by the words of Allah.

These movies! WHY THESE MOVIES?

But in all honesty, a Huswyaen would kill themselves in your nation. We promote joy and freedom yet you do all to destroy it. We have officially placed an embargo on you!

[Hyggemata]

How exactly is Minions blasphemous to Islam??!!

Just let it go. He deserves no more publicity.

[Skyhooked]

Do they even have cinemas and television? Bet it's not all their ban list.

[Huswyae]

Do they even have cinemas and television? Bet it's not all their ban list.

Probably not. This is why someone native to Huswyae would kill themselves there. Happiness is one of our 4 priorities and they take it all away!

[Kaifunasia]

*in a mocking tone* Hey Qurmani Arabia ya know what else should be banned? Pokemon! It depicts evolution, wooooooooo

https://youtu.be/GPXkjtpGCFI?t=9s

And Qurmani, why don't you just ban films in general?

It would be far easier for your Gestapo police to enforce.