Banned Movies Revised List

by **Qurmani Arabia** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:12 pm

The Incredibles, depicting humans as false prophets and also against the Laws of Islam

Ghostbusters, supernatural themes and and also against the Laws of Islam

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, witchcraft and also against the Laws of Islam

Wedding Crashers BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

Hyena Road BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

The Jungle Book BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

Eddie the Eagle BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

Ride Along BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

Joy BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

Carol BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

Now You See Me BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

Creed BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

The Avengers BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

The Heat BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

Minions BLASPHEMOUS TO THE RULES OF ISLAM!

Lone Survivor depicting the conflict between the United States and our country.

Zero Dark Thirty depicting the downfall of our cause.

The Rest Are Satanic

Ex Machina, creating an artificial human is deemed sinful against Allah and also nature.

Finding Nemo, talking animals are associated with the Great Satan.

The Hateful Eight, American Western propaganda will not be tolerated in our nation.

Star Wars: A New Hope, this mocks what Allah taught us and also going against authority is not allowed.

The Intern, using the internet for doing business is deemed deceptive and also immoral.

Steve Jobs (2015), American CEOs are banned from our country and also their biographies are deemed to be too prideful to the public.

Aladdin, a stereotypical movie about our past culture is not allowed to be seen.

Pride & Prejudice & Zombies, violent and also immoral.

Jurassic World, evolution and dinosaurs are a blasphemous message to the name of Allah.

The Avengers, women in tight outfits are highly offensive to the name of Allah.

X-Men, evolution is forbidden by the words of Allah.

Big Hero 6, evolution and thinking machines are forbidden by the words of Allah.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, witchcraft is forbidden by the words of Allah.

Toy Story, talking objects are associated with the Great Satan.

Creed, depicting boxing and sports for entertainment is highly condemned

by **Eclius** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:19 pm

How exactly is Minions blasphemous to Islam??!! :eyebrow:

by **Ambipom** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:19 pm

Snuff Films. That's pretty much it.

by **Havenburgh** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:20 pm

Nothing is banned or censered here

by **Qurmani Arabia** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:21 pm

Eclius wrote:How exactly is Minions blasphemous to Islam??!!

Depicting Allah's creatures as talking

by **Cuprum** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:21 pm

Havenburgh wrote:Nothing is banned or censered here

Same, we like caligula even if the direction of the film was shitty but Mcdowell was good

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:22 pm

Eclius wrote:How exactly is Minions blasphemous to Islam??!!

As much as I would like to dismiss this entire list or indeed Qurmani as a whole I have to say the existence of Minions themselves is not only blasphemous to any religion but to human intelligence and sanity as a whole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5pkOGb3v60

by **Eclius** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:23 pm

Qurmani Arabia wrote:
Eclius wrote:How exactly is Minions blasphemous to Islam??!!

Depicting Allah's creatures as talking

Nani??!!

(it means what in Japanese)

by **Czervenika** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:23 pm

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:
Eclius wrote:How exactly is Minions blasphemous to Islam??!!

As much as I would like to dismiss this entire list or indeed Qurmani as a whole I have to say the existence of Minions themselves is not only blasphemous to any religion but to human intelligence and sanity as a whole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5pkOGb3v60

This. So much this.

by **Wolfenia** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:25 pm

Eclius wrote:
Qurmani Arabia wrote: Depicting Allah's creatures as talking

Nani??!! :eyebrow: :eyebrow: (it means what in Japanese)

Perhaps there's an islamic sect which considers humans to be above animals and is offended by depictions of other animals talking?

by **Czervenika** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:26 pm

Qurmani Arabia wrote:
Eclius wrote:How exactly is Minions blasphemous to Islam??!!

Depicting Allah's creatures as talking

But Minions are fictional.

by **Eclius** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:26 pm

Wolfenia wrote:
Eclius wrote:Nani??!! (it means what in Japanese)

Perhaps there's an islamic sect which considers humans to be above animals and is offended by depictions of other animals talking?

But minions are not real..........

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:28 pm

Eclius wrote:
Wolfenia wrote:
Perhaps there's an islamic sect which considers humans to be above animals and is offended by depictions of other animals talking?

But minions are not real..........

Real or not, they are cancer in its purest, animate form.

by **Qurmani Arabia** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:29 pm

Jennifer Garner

Queen Latifah

Jeananne Goossen

Natalya Rudakova

Emily Mortimer

Bella Thorne

Nina Dobrev

Meryl Streep

Cameron Diaz

Rachael Ray

Melissa Joan Hart

Ashley Judd

Kim Kardashian

Anne Hathaway

Julianne Hough

Natalie Portman

Jessica Alba

Selena Gomez

Jennifer Lopez

Naomi Watts

Jessica Chastain

Vanessa Hudgens

Kourtney Kardashian

Kathleen Turner

Jennifer Lawrence

Christina Aguilera

Rachel Zoe

Claire Danes

Paris Hilton

Tina Fey

Liv Tyler

Khloe Kardashian

Drew Barrymore

Marisa Tomei

Emma Thompson

Victoria Beckham

Beyonce Knowles

Alexa Chung

Kate Upton

Scarlett Johansson

Katherine Heigl

by **Wolfenia** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:30 pm

Eclius wrote:
Wolfenia wrote:
Perhaps there's an islamic sect which considers humans to be above animals and is offended by depictions of other animals talking?

But minions are not real..........

But it's a foe creature. If somebody's considering non humans talking to be blasphemous, they'd probably find the idea of a deity creating another talking creature (even in the fictional realm) to be evil too. Think of it like the people who say video games are satanic because one shows fake rats "evolving".

by **Cyrenaica II** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:30 pm

You may seen have a problem and lack of knowledge.

by **Adab** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:31 pm

We ban all movies that feature the figure and/or voice of the Prophet Muhammad.

by **Eclius** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:32 pm

*in a mocking tone* Hey Qurmani Arabia ya know what else should be banned? Pokemon! It depicts evolution, wooooooooo

by **Ambipom** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:36 pm

Eclius wrote:*in a mocking tone* Hey Qurmani Arabia ya know what else should be banned? Pokemon! It depicts evolution, wooooooooo

Different nations have different worldviews. If you don't like what they do you can just leave them alone.

by **Eclius** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:38 pm

Ambipom wrote:
Eclius wrote:*in a mocking tone* Hey Qurmani Arabia ya know what else should be banned? Pokemon! It depicts evolution, wooooooooo

Different nations have different worldviews. If you don't like what they do you can just leave them alone.

You do realize everyone is joking here, right? Like Qurmani Arabia irl is not that conservative of a guy

by **Ambipom** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:41 pm

Eclius wrote:
Ambipom wrote:Different nations have different worldviews. If you don't like what they do you can just leave them alone.

You do realize everyone is joking here, right? Like Qurmani Arabia irl is not that conservative of a guy

I wasn't being super serious. Just giving you a nice little thought. Sorry if we offended you.

by **Eclius** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:51 pm

Ambipom wrote:
Eclius wrote:You do realize everyone is joking here, right? Like Qurmani Arabia irl is not that conservative of a guy

I wasn't being super serious. Just giving you a nice little thought. Sorry if we offended you.

No no, don't worry, it's not at all offensive, it's just, I thought it would e nice to inform you that no one is serious here, so yeah, feel free to be lighthearted in this thread :hug:

by **The Federation of Kendor** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 9:06 pm

We don't ban any movie

by **The Uncle Happy** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 10:02 pm

These movies are banned in Uncle Happy as well, for similar reasons. Except our religion is Happyism, and our god is Uncle Happy.

by **Obarland** » Sun Jun 05, 2016 10:05 pm

"Minions"

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