Our nations worst criminal punishment

[Kreanoltha]

The Empire has long since outgrown the adolescent stupidity to which many of you celebrate like savages. Early on, we found that productive citizens were more useful than a caged criminal. As such, rehabilitation is the key focus. If that is not a practical option, severe offenders or unhinged loons come to mind, indefinite stays at a mental care facility are in order.

Do your people still cling to the idea that a serious offender can still be rehabilitated?

[Cameroi]

remanding the perps to the custody of their victims families

that's only done in the most hainius cases, and even then,
unless they're known to have committed multiple atrocities,
they're often given the option of exile with no option ever of return.

[Happi-Land III]

Crime: Treason
Trial: Ordeal by cake
Punishment: (as follows)
2 weeks interred in an old folks home, listening to never-ending anecdotes.
4 months community service working the phone-lines at Telstra.
1 month of 16 hour a day labour climbing mountains to place meteorological equipment.
6 months in jail.
Ineligibilty for dole for 9 months.
Ineligibilty for any representative body (committee, sporting teams, etc) for 24 months.
Deportation to Port Adelaide for 6 months.
Returned to Happi-Land III and pelted with 2 tonnes of mouldy tomatoes.
Slap on wrist and told not to do it again.

[Aerwiss]

probably just 35 years in prison

[Tarsas]

For Rapists, they are castrated and forced to serve life in a labor camp. The victim sometimes gets a say and the victim can push them into shark infested waters after cutting them and tying a weight to their foot.

For Child Molesters, they have their reproductive organs cut off and the child they molested gets to push them into shark infested waters with a cut and a weight to the foot to be ripped apart. If the child chooses to spare them, they are sent to a labor camp for life. The child must be at least 8 to choose.

For Murderers, they are forced to serve in a labor camp for life.

All prisoners are branded with a hot iron with a mark showing what they did.

[Vertuna]

When not in torture you are like this: (but you dont have pants or underwear.)

Vertuna approves of this! (except the torture part)

The rapist are put like that in their "compound" by turn.
No physical injury may be dealt by the other prisoners while like this.

[Seperate Vermont]

Life in a Grand Isle Rehabilitation Center.

[Everyton]

The worst punishment in the Free Land of Everyton is life imprisonment - which is quite rare anyway (our crime rate isn't that high at all).

[Spartinth]

death by whipping. if that doesnt work we throw them in a pot of boiling oil

[Pan-freeland]

The worst punishment(for Civilians) Is the death Penalty, though it is only used if you cause too much trouble in prison.

[Voltyre]

Bleedout. We shoot 'em in the heart and leave him for dead in the our mountain range. We never bury him.

That's only when they murder thrice or more.

[Castigonia]

We are not animals like Kalasparta.

Minor Punishments:
Fine of $250 - $85,000 (Depending on the crime)
2 years in prison (For non life threatening but still serious crimes, like identity theft)
Life in prison with parole (For people who helped in a murder or rape but did not commit it)
Life in prison without parole ( Rapists, Murderers, Kidnappers)
Death by Lethal Injection. ( Serial Rapists or Murderers)

[Santo Siberia]

Well, for a more Official punishment....

If a EX: citizen commits High Treason against the Soviet Socialist Government, they are first bound, gagged, and frisked for any weapons or dangerous objects. Then, in the form of a mysterious dissapearance, they are carted away via UH-60 Black hawk [un-armed civilian addition] or by a shiny black vehicle with a government seal on it.

Then, the prisoner is taken to an unknown location, and is injected with blow fish poison, and the bindings are removed as well as the gag. The blow fish poison is to make sure they cannot move nor speak, and then the prisoner is taken to Capital Square in the capital ofcourse, and is bound by an onyx-crafted post.

The public is alerted of the prisoners "execution", and when a sufficient crowd has formed, government members will bring out a fancy looking wheel. Composed of 8 wedges, the smaller the faster death, the larger the slow death, a randomly selected citizen spins the wheel. The eight choices:
1 ) Limbs severed off piece by piece (not publically)
2 ) Doused in gasoline then lit aflame
3 ) Death by being stoned
4 ) Firing Squad
5 ) Painful Injection
6 ) Hanging
7 ) Impalement
8 ) Gas Chamber (not publically)

Sensitive citizens, if a public death is choosen, are asked to leave, and the execution is carried out. However, it is rare for treason to the government in Santo Siberia, so an Execution rarely happens. Most of the time though, if not treason, the offender is sentenced to jail or has to pay a fee.

[Laeno]

The worst punishment in the country is hung, rawn and quatering though this punishment has not for just under 4 decadeds and was used on the regicides and important members of the republican revolution, the only person who can sentance a person to this form of execution is the Emperor

[Kanvers]

Our worst punishment is the death penalty, usually done by lethal injection or electrocution.

[Pythria]

We have the death penalty by firing squad. That's probably as cruel and unusual as it gets.

This.

[Geilinor]

Has many steps here they in order. This is all the same punishment
1.Rehab
2. Paying 1,000,000,000,000kalaspi (our currency)
3. Working 24/7 without any food, clothes, breaks or wages. (it will be the world's worst most dangerous job) for about 38 hours
4. Drinking urine & eatin feacies (because no food nor water is given for a month)
5. Getting bitten repeatedly by peranas
6.This for about 24 months
7. Hanging them by the ear naked in public in the cold on a cloaths line with extremmly large and strong pegs and your hands tied up in a place so high noone reach you but low enough to be seen in Ipsola's Central District with all your luxeries getting smashed in your face and your money stollen
8.5,000 push-ups with a 5 metric tone brick on your back getting wipped repeatedly
9.Danger island. an island that has every sickness, dieases, natural disaster and no quarteen laws with no resources for 3 days. It has very little food and srinking water
10.Cutting off your hands and watching them go up in flames in you're face
11.Back bent backward rapidly. there will be no treatment for it!
12.Well make you watch while auctioning your possetions and give the money to charity.
13.Smashing your feet repedativly with a hammer
14.Shoving swords continuessly through your body
15.We give you small pox
16.We cure the small pox after a week
17.We chuck you out here

for 5 years in the cold, rain and heat
18.We staple your mouth shut so we can't hear you
19.Repeated acid and fire burns
20.We dip a piece of magnesium into a 1000 degrees celcius liquid untill the metal gets hotter then we melt it on to your arm
21.Constant low voltage electricutions
22.We slowly and painfully unstaple your mouth

23.Your perminatent gaol/jail cell, a cramed, cold 1 cubic meand giving the meter frezer on a space
station with 9 other room mates (10 to a cell) and no sheets, blankets of the sort but only one pillow for the 10 of you to share and your only allowed out 10 minutes a month for a toilet break and your only food is an expired loaf of moaldy bread and a 2L bottle of dirty, expired milk for a week with no light for you and your cell mates to shair. Your in there till you die! Begging for light and take off the ads which are covering the air hole and the paint job they spent hours on of the outside of the locker. You get tazored for complaing about ichy, board, squashed, cramed, in-pain, hungry, thirsty, cold, sick, diesed need to go to the toilet, have female issues (if youn know what I mean), have food poisening, are dirty, the cell is dirty. Also, the 100 year old, rusted, tin cell never gets cleaned, ever! They are forden to make noise, speek or have any freedom in the slightest form. There is no...room to sit on the floor, chairs, lights, form of entertainment enough, air, showers are strictly forbinen. We allow you out once a day to speek to a priest (optional), who is behind a bullet proof glass and ask for repentance and forgivness, once this has happened, if it's happened you go back to your cell, if it hasn't happened, you go back to your cell.

24.Once your dead, we send you back to earth where we donate your organs ect to charity

Also, the death penalaty is outlawed........and the cells are covered in thin light buble rap so noone can kill themselves but they can still get hurt survelly

Wouldn't it be easier to just give the death penalty, instead of putting the criminals through all this misery, and spending so much governmnet money?

[Geilinor]

The worst criminal punishment in Geilinor is the death penalty.

[Commerce Guilds]

The worst you can get in Commerce Guild controlled lands is execution but only for the most severe of crimes, we prefer to have you do the menial jobs of the Commerce Guild

[Carapacia]

The Monarch of Carapacia, may his reign be a long one, has deemed to remove the edicts of the previous corrupt goverment and has therefore also abolished the death sentence.

Thus the worst criminal punishment is the Conditional Life Imprisonment. Conditional in the prisoner goes through mandatory therapeutic sessions and evaluations to analyze if he or she is ready to be re-introduced back to society. Failure to meet the royal standards can therefore lenghten the sentence beyond ones maximum life expectancy.

At the moment the only prisoner still sentenced so is one certain Donald, the Kings former annoying neighbour who still refuses to return the now-royal lawnmower. The monstrous bastard.

[Derphurristan]

The Derphurristan police often gives criminals to Army colonels. Punishments may vary, but they are painful most of the time. When the police takes care of things, the criminals are publicly executed by firing squad.

[Allrule]

-snip HIGH OCTANE NIGHTMARE FUEL-

And you call yourself democratic....Your punishments are only fit for the worst dictatorships.

The worst punishment we have here is life in prison.
Yours,

[TurtleShroom]

Capital punishment.

Our country can hang, lethally inject, or use the electric chair.


However, burning at the stake and stoning have never been abolished (and, theoretically could still be used), but the last stake was around 1890, and no creature has ever been stoned to death. No one has ever asked for this method of death since, and no judge dares smear the country's name by handing one down.


However, after seeing the torture procedures done by some, a mere explosion on a wooden pillar sounds like sitting in a comfy chair getting gently hit by pillows. We in TurtleShroom are rather frightened by some of the methods here. Especially you, Great Nepal, and you, Nicksylvania, and you, Kalasparata.

How can your people sleep at night? Our nation's professional executors can never get a moment's peace because of their burdened conscience. Their profession is to kill, and they can't take it. The Republic's executors get lavish pension, salary, and benefits as compensation for their mental stress. Your executors seem to have "fun" killing or torturing a criminal.

[Jordan Harvey]

They are all executed in a sadistic style mirroring their offense.

[The Nuclear Fist]

The worst punishment here is torture, burning, and death. All in public.