Our nations worst criminal punishment

[Swilatia]

We already know you're a nation of barbarians, you don't need another thread to prove this.

Most things are legal in Swilatia, but we don't resort to such barbaric punishments for the other 1%.

[Grandais]

Kalasparata, you have been warned previously about your gross violations of human rights.
If you continue with this behaviour, you can expect a visit from our fine military.

[Techno-Soviet]

We just shoot them, or hang them if they're a military/political official convicted of treason.

[Ermarian]

It's name: The super Life Sentance

Wow, what a nation of savages.

In the Empire, there is a whole literary subgenre of books written in prison. We find that offering inmates the opportunity for intellectual growth ultimately does more for rehabilitation than any kind of therapy or punishment.

Edit: Also, if you're looking for suggestions on how to make the "super Life Sentance" harsher, force them to read a few paragraphs of the leader's spelling.

[Jalanat]

We prefer forcing convicts to watch High School Musical, it is a hundred times worse than this.

[The Corparation]

I might commit a crime just for number 8, I love sci-fi.

[Sith Korriban]

Pfft. That's not even remotely impressive.

The worst wrongdoers here are ritually sacrificed... and their souls bound for eternity to some artefact. Soul-binding powers some of our finest trinkets. Or they can be raised and become shambling undead comdemned to protect a tomb forever.

Anybody can torture the living; only artisans can make punishment last beyond death.

And one of the best parts is that anybody who doesn't believe in necromancy, souls or soul-binding will look like a hypocrite getting mad at us, as for their worldview it's just an execution.

[Sebastianalandia]

All the nations saying they don't have prisons or crime are living in la-la land and should be ignored (they're obviously naive and probably 15 yrs old).

I think you have it backwards. The 15-year-olds are the ones who are pretending to be Mr. Tough Guy and thinking that cruelty is cool. The ones who propose more mature approaches to crime tend to be older.

And despite your opinion on who "should" be ignored, it's the interesting posts that get read - and novel approaches tend to be more interesting. Childish contests about how to inflict the most pain are boring as well as being disgusting.

And then there are us younger people who are neither childishly naive nor trying to be Mr. Tough Guy.

Yay! Little clapping emoticon-thingies!

[Sebastianalandia]

Your eyelids are peeled over, Ludwig van Beethoven music is played, all while waching Twilight for hours.

You, sir, disgust me.

[Liberal-Finns]

Life in prison until deemed fit to return to public

[The New Sith Lords]

Pfft. That's not even remotely impressive.

The worst wrongdoers here are ritually sacrificed... and their souls bound for eternity to some artefact. Soul-binding powers some of our finest trinkets. Or they can be raised and become shambling undead comdemned to protect a tomb forever.

Anybody can torture the living; only artisans can make punishment last beyond death.

And one of the best parts is that anybody who doesn't believe in necromancy, souls or soul-binding will look like a hypocrite getting mad at us, as for their worldview it's just an execution.

Nice death sentence.

[Kalasparata]

WE ARE NOT BARRBERRIANS

We are accually liberal, this happens to our worst criminals. We are only barberians to prisoners which we don't have many because 99% of things are legal!

[Grandais]

WE ARE NOT BARRBERRIANS

We are accually liberal, this happens to our worst criminals. We are only barberians to prisoners which we don't have many because 99% of things are legal!

But nonetheless, you treat your prisoners like scum, selling them off as slaves to be experimented on or eaten by monsters and aliens. You cannot say that you are not barbaric for having lax laws but yet abuse those which are prisoners to a degree which any sane government would condemn as the most vile disregard for human rights ever seen in NS. [perhaps even worse than Kraven, yes I went there]

[Kalasparata]

WE ARE NOT BARRBERRIANS

We are accually liberal, this happens to our worst criminals. We are only barberians to prisoners which we don't have many because 99% of things are legal!

But nonetheless, you treat your prisoners like scum, selling them off as slaves to be experimented on or eaten by monsters and aliens. You cannot say that you are not barbaric for having lax laws but yet abuse those which are prisoners to a degree which any sane government would condemn as the most vile disregard for human rights ever seen in NS. [perhaps even worse than Kraven, yes I went there]

1.This is the absoloute worst punishment, to get this you have had to kill atleast 250 people and have escaped from jail atleast 15 times. The other punishmnets aren't anywhere this server
2.Who the hell is Kraven?

[Kalasparata]

You know, this isn't all that bad, I can certainly find worse punishments from a history book that are nowhere near as expensive and time consuming.

How is it expensive and time consuming.
We send them to space (about one light second away) so they have nowhere to escape!

[Grandais]

WE ARE NOT BARRBERRIANS

We are accually liberal, this happens to our worst criminals. We are only barberians to prisoners which we don't have many because 99% of things are legal!

But nonetheless, you treat your prisoners like scum, selling them off as slaves to be experimented on or eaten by monsters and aliens. You cannot say that you are not barbaric for having lax laws but yet abuse those which are prisoners to a degree which any sane government would condemn as the most vile disregard for human rights ever seen in NS. [perhaps even worse than Kraven, yes I went there]

1.This is the absoloute worst punishment, to get this you have had to kill atleast 250 people and have escaped from jail atleast 15 times. The other punishmnets aren't anywhere this server
2.Who the hell is Kraven?

1. The very existence of this 'punishment' is still a grave violation of human rights. And you still haven't justified the other things you do to your prisoners.
2. The most evil nation in the world.

You know, this isn't all that bad, I can certainly find worse punishments from a history book that are nowhere near as expensive and time consuming.

How is it expensive and time consuming.
We send them to space (about one light second away) so they have nowhere to escape!

That is the very definition of expensive and timeconsuming.

[Kalasparata]

WE ARE NOT BARRBERRIANS

We are accually liberal, this happens to our worst criminals. We are only barberians to prisoners which we don't have many because 99% of things are legal!

But nonetheless, you treat your prisoners like scum, selling them off as slaves to be experimented on or eaten by monsters and aliens. You cannot say that you are not barbaric for having lax laws but yet abuse those which are prisoners to a degree which any sane government would condemn as the most vile disregard for human rights ever seen in NS. [perhaps even worse than Kraven, yes I went there]

1.This is the absoloute worst punishment, to get this you have had to kill atleast 250 people and have escaped from jail atleast 15 times. The other punishmnets aren't anywhere this server
2.Who the hell is Kraven?

1. The very existence of this 'punishment' is still a grave violation of human rights. And you still haven't justified the other things you do to your prisoners.
2. The most evil nation in the world.

You know, this isn't all that bad, I can certainly find worse punishments from a history book that are nowhere near as expensive and time consuming.

How is it expensive and time consuming.
We send them to space (about one light second away) so they have nowhere to escape!

That is the very definition of expensive and timeconsuming.

1.Good, they lost their right to the right to rights a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time ago!
2.That'll the prisinors
3.If any tourists get in trouble here, we don't send them home!
4.Maybe you should warn your citizens what happens to law breakers here

[Grandais]

Prisoners are not exempt from the Geneva Conventions and human rights laws. You are still subject to them.

4.Maybe you should warn your citizens what happens to law breakers here

Maybe I should put a blockade on you. Then you won't have infinite money to throw all around the place.

[Kalasparata]

Prisoners are not exempt from the Geneva Conventions and human rights laws. You are still subject to them.

4.Maybe you should warn your citizens what happens to law breakers here

Maybe I should put a blockade on you. Then you won't have infinite money to throw all around the place.

What's a blockade?

[Meso Smatonia]

What's a blockade?

For fuck's sake....
A blockade is the cut of of supplies from one location to another via force. Basically he is going to set up a military force outside of your border and make sure no exports or imports are transferred between yours and other nations.

[Kalasparata]

What's a blockade?

For fuck's sake....
A blockade is the cut of of supplies from one location to another via force. Basically he is going to set up a military force outside of your border and make sure no exports or imports are transferred between yours and other nations.

You can't tell me or other nations who we can and can't export and import to! Also, we hardlly import as the taxes make it extremlly expensive!

[Meso Smatonia]

That's how a country gains money. Without imports your nation won't receive resources or foreign products. Without exports no one will be able to buy your goods (space domes, etc.). This will drastically effect your storefronts, etc..

Oh, and you can tell other nations what to export and import, if you blockade them.

[Kalasparata]

That's how a country gains money. Without imports your nation won't receive resources or foreign products. Without exports no one will be able to buy your goods (space domes, etc.). This will drastically effect your storefronts, etc..

Oh, and you can tell other nations what to export and import, if you blockade them.

How do you stop us from flying over?

[Meso Smatonia]

Navy + AA Weaponry = Military Blockade.

[Former Principalities]

"WE ARE NOT BARRBERRIANS

We are accually liberal, this happens to our worst criminals. We are only barberians to prisoners which we don't have many because 99% of things are legal!"

For some reason this quote from Kalasparata makes me think of Youngia.....