Wel ferss weh grub dem bie de 'aeir (aur bie da nek if dey dun gut 'aeir) und den weh draug dem intu da senter ov taun, und beet dem untul dey crie, den weh beet dem until dey stup criein, aur dooin much alse fer dat madder, huhuhuh.
Bat dat onle fer da relly bud wuns, fer da nut su bud, weh shuut dem insted ov da beetin und da criein.
Giyz frum ahl ova da playse cam daun tu see id, cuz id'z funny.
"Well, we take the criminal into the center of town and publicly beat them to death with blunt weapons, bare fists, or heavy objects. But that is only for serious offenses, for lesser offenses, we simply execute them by firing squad, though still in public.
People from all over the city often converge for these executions, it's a morale booster."
- Undak Mak (translated by Hurb Deprix)
