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by La Repubblica Fascista » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:51 am
by The Pelican Nation » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:51 am
Apaduckadagwengo wrote:Each and every time someone is given the death penalty they are hung, drawn,quartedquartered, shot by a firing squad and then burnt.
by Jakobia Minor » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:57 am
Geniasis wrote:Buffett and Colbert wrote:It seems as if someone introduced Israel to the concept of public relations...
"Guys, I've figured out how to make people stop hating us!"
"How?"
"We need to make ourselves look... well, like the good guys."
"..."
"..."
"...you know, in retrospect I think everyone here feels really fucking stupid that this is the first time in 62 years that we've ever thought about good PR."
by Apaduckadagwengo » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:58 am
The Pelican Nation wrote:Apaduckadagwengo wrote:Each and every time someone is given the death penalty they are hung, drawn,quartedquartered, shot by a firing squad and then burnt.
Yes, because that's just so much more civilized than rape and homicide. Much as we may wish to do such, we are the good guys. We have limits, imposed willingly on ourselves, by ourselves, and we observe them.
- President Tami Arceneaux
by The Pelican Nation » Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:01 am
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by Cheztope » Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:22 am
by Fatatatutti » Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:39 am
Jakobia Minor wrote:Of course, there's all you anti-capital punishment people too. As if locking them in prison for life is somehow more humane? Who do you think you're kidding, that's a fate worse than death and far more barbaric and fetishist than simply putting a round in their dome.
by The Pelican Nation » Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:55 am
by Iglesian Archipelago » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:00 am
by New Imperial Scotland » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:01 am
by Fatatatutti » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:20 am
The Pelican Nation wrote:We know some people, you just...can't reach.
by The Pelican Nation » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:21 am
by New Lusitaniagrad » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:26 am
by Assassinistan » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:28 am
Swilatia wrote:Assassinistan wrote:Swilatia wrote:Assassinistan wrote:Oh, where to begin , where to begin?
Here in Assassinistan, we kill not by a predetermined method, we kill in a manner that suits the crime.
Or, we let the victims or their immediate family kill the criminal, which usually involves kicking and punching.
For crimes where there are no family members or victims, or more than one family member or victim, we get creative.
For example, if we had Osama Bin Laden, we would put him on a plane programed to crash into Mecca.
Or, if we had that guy from Silence of the Lambs (Buffalo Bill), we would skin him alive, and sew a bear skin on him. Then, we'd release him back to the wild.
Edit: All executions are on state TV, Murder Channel TM.
What dreadful barbarians your people must be.
Thank you! We take pride in our work!
We feel that just throwing the guy in prison does suit most crimes. Certainly better then crashing a plane into a city of people who had nothing to do with it anyway.
An eye for an eye, and a plane into a city of people who had nothing to do with it anyway for a plane into a city of people who had nothing to do with it anyway.
Maybe we should stick with "A tooth for a tooth".
Will leave the whole world blind. That is all.
by Fatatatutti » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:30 am
The Pelican Nation wrote:We usually execute recidivists, so yes, we do know.
by Assassinistan » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:30 am
New Lusitaniagrad wrote:Murder- Public hanging
Rape- Public castration and then hanging
Mass Murder- Public burinig at the stake
Child Molestation- Public Castration and burning at the stake
by Assassinistan » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:33 am
Fatatatutti wrote:The Pelican Nation wrote:We usually execute recidivists, so yes, we do know.
On the contrary, you [i[don't[/i] know whether rehabilitation would work on the second or third try. All you're doing is underlining the failures of your own rehabilitation program. And it's hardly surprising that it doesn't work, since you're deciding before the fact that it won't work.
by The Pelican Nation » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:35 am
Fatatatutti wrote:On the contrary, you don't know whether rehabilitation would work on the second or third try. All you're doing is underlining the failures of your own rehabilitation program. And it's hardly surprising that it doesn't work, since you're deciding before the fact that it won't work.
by Caine Isle » Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:35 am
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