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by Khazov » Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:26 pm
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by Swilatia » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:01 am
Assassinistan wrote:Oh, where to begin , where to begin?
Here in Assassinistan, we kill not by a predetermined method, we kill in a manner that suits the crime.
Or, we let the victims or their immediate family kill the criminal, which usually involves kicking and punching.
For crimes where there are no family members or victims, or more than one family member or victim, we get creative.
For example, if we had Osama Bin Laden, we would put him on a plane programed to crash into Mecca.
Or, if we had that guy from Silence of the Lambs (Buffalo Bill), we would skin him alive, and sew a bear skin on him. Then, we'd release him back to the wild.
Edit: All executions are on state TV, Murder Channel TM.
by Assassinistan » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:26 am
Swilatia wrote:Assassinistan wrote:Oh, where to begin , where to begin?
Here in Assassinistan, we kill not by a predetermined method, we kill in a manner that suits the crime.
Or, we let the victims or their immediate family kill the criminal, which usually involves kicking and punching.
For crimes where there are no family members or victims, or more than one family member or victim, we get creative.
For example, if we had Osama Bin Laden, we would put him on a plane programed to crash into Mecca.
Or, if we had that guy from Silence of the Lambs (Buffalo Bill), we would skin him alive, and sew a bear skin on him. Then, we'd release him back to the wild.
Edit: All executions are on state TV, Murder Channel TM.
What dreadful barbarians your people must be.
Thank you! We take pride in our work!
We feel that just throwing the guy in prison does suit most crimes. Certainly better then crashing a plane into a city of people who had nothing to do with it anyway.
by Assassinistan » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:27 am
Assassinistan wrote:Or, we let the victims or their immediate family kill the criminal, which usually involves kicking and punching.
by Swilatia » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:30 am
Assassinistan wrote:Swilatia wrote:Assassinistan wrote:Oh, where to begin , where to begin?
Here in Assassinistan, we kill not by a predetermined method, we kill in a manner that suits the crime.
Or, we let the victims or their immediate family kill the criminal, which usually involves kicking and punching.
For crimes where there are no family members or victims, or more than one family member or victim, we get creative.
For example, if we had Osama Bin Laden, we would put him on a plane programed to crash into Mecca.
Or, if we had that guy from Silence of the Lambs (Buffalo Bill), we would skin him alive, and sew a bear skin on him. Then, we'd release him back to the wild.
Edit: All executions are on state TV, Murder Channel TM.
What dreadful barbarians your people must be.
Thank you! We take pride in our work!
We feel that just throwing the guy in prison does suit most crimes. Certainly better then crashing a plane into a city of people who had nothing to do with it anyway.
An eye for an eye, and a plane into a city of people who had nothing to do with it anyway for a plane into a city of people who had nothing to do with it anyway.
Maybe we should stick with "A tooth for a tooth".
by Monte Mare » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:33 am
by The Pelican Nation » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:40 am
by Jakobia Minor » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:43 am
Geniasis wrote:Buffett and Colbert wrote:It seems as if someone introduced Israel to the concept of public relations...
"Guys, I've figured out how to make people stop hating us!"
"How?"
"We need to make ourselves look... well, like the good guys."
"..."
"..."
"...you know, in retrospect I think everyone here feels really fucking stupid that this is the first time in 62 years that we've ever thought about good PR."
by Jakobia Minor » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:45 am
The Pelican Nation wrote:I am disturbed greatly by the intense barbarism on display here.
- President Tami Arceneaux
Geniasis wrote:Buffett and Colbert wrote:It seems as if someone introduced Israel to the concept of public relations...
"Guys, I've figured out how to make people stop hating us!"
"How?"
"We need to make ourselves look... well, like the good guys."
"..."
"..."
"...you know, in retrospect I think everyone here feels really fucking stupid that this is the first time in 62 years that we've ever thought about good PR."
by The Pelican Nation » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:46 am
Jakobia Minor wrote:Oh don't worry, our people are quite progressive; they did away with the whole idea of prisons years ago.
by Apaduckadagwengo » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:48 am
by Fatatatutti » Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:51 am
The Pelican Nation wrote:I was referring to some of the methods of execution described in this place. We just shoot, or hang.
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