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Purpelia
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Postby Purpelia » Sun Oct 25, 2015 10:19 am

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Nukes fly.

Don't you have some sex slaves to humiliate yourself in front of or smth?

Why would I want those?
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Sun Oct 25, 2015 10:43 am

Just found out that my 15th century man-at-arm's kettle helm is constructed very wrongly for the period. It should all be one piece exluding the neck guard and faceplate :c

Actually it shouldn't even have an additional neck guard since kettle helmets of the period already had them built in
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

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Nirvash Type TheEND
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:21 am

Fordorsia wrote:Just found out that my 15th century man-at-arm's kettle helm is constructed very wrongly for the period.

It took you this long?
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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:23 am

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:Just found out that my 15th century man-at-arm's kettle helm is constructed very wrongly for the period.

It took you this long?


I'll cut you
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Western Pacific Territories
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Western Pacific Territories » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:24 am

Fordorsia wrote:
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:It took you this long?


I'll cut you

since it's sucks do ya mind if i was to take it

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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:27 am

Western Pacific Territories wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:
I'll cut you

since it's sucks do ya mind if i was to take it


Yes because I can still use it for earlier stuff

It's a generic style anyway
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Nirvash Type TheEND
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Sun Oct 25, 2015 11:37 am

Fordorsia wrote:
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:It took you this long?


I'll cut you

I'll penetrate you.
Unreachable.

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Puzikas
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Puzikas » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:36 pm

Lewd.

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:What would a large scale engagement in a modern conflict between two powers look like? Would very much prefer an answer in the form of a scenario.


Which powers though
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Husseinarti
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Postby Husseinarti » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:37 pm

Puzikas wrote:Lewd.

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:What would a large scale engagement in a modern conflict between two powers look like? Would very much prefer an answer in the form of a scenario.


Which powers though


South Africa and China
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Puzikas
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Postby Puzikas » Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:07 pm

South African frogmen sink PLAN at port.

PLAAF denied flight path over India

South Africa receives high fives from all parties, China cries, Obama delivers a statement and ummms and uhhhhs his way into a 3rd term.
Sevvania wrote:I don't post much, but I am always here.
Usually waiting for Puz ;-;

Goodbye.

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Nirvash Type TheEND
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:09 pm

Puzikas wrote:Lewd.

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:What would a large scale engagement in a modern conflict between two powers look like? Would very much prefer an answer in the form of a scenario.


Which powers though

Pick 2 contiguous NATO members. Roll for initiative.
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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:11 pm

Well I successfuly turned the kettle helm into a one-piece kettle helm, but failed completely at drawing it from the front. Drawing heavily curved items from different angles is shit.
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Husseinarti
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Postby Husseinarti » Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:28 pm

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:
Puzikas wrote:Lewd.



Which powers though

Pick 2 contiguous NATO members. Roll for initiative.


france and england

both fail their initiative because of a -20 due to mooselems
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Spirit of Hope
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Postby Spirit of Hope » Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:31 pm

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:
Puzikas wrote:Lewd.



Which powers though

Pick 2 contiguous NATO members. Roll for initiative.

France and Germany. Germany decides it can take no offensive action, otherwise it will turn into Nazi Germany again. France fails to attack because of workers strikes.

6 months later the EU negotiates a settlement.
Fact Book.
Helpful hints on combat vehicle terminology.

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Puzikas
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Postby Puzikas » Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:41 pm

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:
Puzikas wrote:Lewd.



Which powers though

Pick 2 contiguous NATO members. Roll for initiative.


I assigned each in NATO a number and rolled 1d28


I got Hungary and Austria. Neat. Two nations who share a land boarder.

The Hungarian and Austrian armed forces both consist of about the same number of people; 26,000 people v 29,700 people with 25,000 reservists in each.

tbh I rolled initiative and all (Austria strikes first), but I really cant even begin to sperg on it today. Im far too tired.

It would be hilarious though.
Sevvania wrote:I don't post much, but I am always here.
Usually waiting for Puz ;-;

Goodbye.

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Nirvash Type TheEND
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:48 pm

Puzikas wrote:
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Pick 2 contiguous NATO members. Roll for initiative.


I assigned each in NATO a number and rolled 1d28


I got Hungary and Austria. Neat. Two nations who share a land boarder.

The Hungarian and Austrian armed forces both consist of about the same number of people; 26,000 people v 29,700 people with 25,000 reservists in each.

tbh I rolled initiative and all (Austria strikes first), but I really cant even begin to sperg on it today. Im far too tired.

It would be hilarious though.


Remember this setup because you've got my interest now.
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Crookfur
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Postby Crookfur » Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:50 pm

Spirit of Hope wrote:
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Pick 2 contiguous NATO members. Roll for initiative.

France and Germany. Germany decides it can take no offensive action, otherwise it will turn into Nazi Germany again. France fails to attack because of workers strikes.

6 months later the EU negotiates a settlement.

However the french took it as an excuse to shut down thier air traffic control, ferry ports and the chinned leading to a mass uprising of British tourist and truckers stuck on the french side of the channel ( some poles probably join in for the fun of it). Said uprising results in the capture of calais on behalf of her madge and in the next round of general elections Niger farage becoming prime minister. Following on from this Scotland erupts into a civil war as the SNP declare idepence without a referendum and intensify thier east coast centric policies. Glasgow burns as the long established sectarian divisions reach boiling point and the entire SFA board are found hanged on the lamp posts outside hamdem.
The Kingdom of Crookfur
Your ordinary everyday scotiodanavian freedom loving utopia!

And yes I do like big old guns, why do you ask?

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Puzikas
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Postby Puzikas » Sun Oct 25, 2015 2:02 pm

glorious victory indeed. Just as Putin planned.
Sevvania wrote:I don't post much, but I am always here.
Usually waiting for Puz ;-;

Goodbye.

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Husseinarti
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Postby Husseinarti » Sun Oct 25, 2015 2:32 pm

Puzikas wrote:South African frogmen sink PLAN at port.

PLAAF denied flight path over India

South Africa receives high fives from all parties, China cries, Obama delivers a statement and ummms and uhhhhs his way into a 3rd term.


Then President Chairman Obama announces lifetime presidencies as the last bastion of freedom now falls into the newly christened Slavic Empire headed by Czar Vladimir Putin Alexander III.
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Transvaal Vrystaat
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Postby Transvaal Vrystaat » Sun Oct 25, 2015 2:36 pm

Puzikas wrote:
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Pick 2 contiguous NATO members. Roll for initiative.


I assigned each in NATO a number and rolled 1d28


I got Hungary and Austria. Neat. Two nations who share a land boarder.

The Hungarian and Austrian armed forces both consist of about the same number of people; 26,000 people v 29,700 people with 25,000 reservists in each.

tbh I rolled initiative and all (Austria strikes first), but I really cant even begin to sperg on it today. Im far too tired.

It would be hilarious though.

inb4 the Austro-Hungarian Empire
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EsToVnIa
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Postby EsToVnIa » Sun Oct 25, 2015 3:02 pm

Transvaal Vrystaat wrote:
Puzikas wrote:
I assigned each in NATO a number and rolled 1d28


I got Hungary and Austria. Neat. Two nations who share a land boarder.

The Hungarian and Austrian armed forces both consist of about the same number of people; 26,000 people v 29,700 people with 25,000 reservists in each.

tbh I rolled initiative and all (Austria strikes first), but I really cant even begin to sperg on it today. Im far too tired.

It would be hilarious though.

inb4 the Austro-Hungarian Empire


reunited thanks to their hatred of syrians

unfortunately, fuhrer merkel is preparing austria for the second anschluss
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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Sun Oct 25, 2015 3:16 pm

I might draw a scaled shoot stick. How wide (back to front) should a pistol grip be?
Pro: Swords
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Laritaia
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Postby Laritaia » Sun Oct 25, 2015 3:33 pm

Fordorsia wrote:I might draw a scaled shoot stick. How wide (back to front) should a pistol grip be?

about 5 ish cm give or take.

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Nirvash Type TheEND
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Sun Oct 25, 2015 3:35 pm

Fordorsia wrote:I might draw a scaled shoot stick. How wide (back to front) should a pistol grip be?

Bigger than you'd expect, smaller than you'd think.
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The Archangel Conglomerate
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Postby The Archangel Conglomerate » Sun Oct 25, 2015 3:39 pm

A typical Azurgan police carbine, circa 2047

As can be seen, it is little more than a modified AC-20 combat rifle. Modifications include the adoption of a light blue colour scheme, to better match current police uniforms, as well as to distinguish police weapons from military or civilian models. In adition to the colour change, police AC-20s are stripped of their accessory mounting rails and fully automatic fire capability, as these are considered unnecessary for law enforcement personnel. Finally, the carbines where rechambered for the 5x35mm SCA cartridge. This round, while considered insufficient for military use, performs exceptionally at ranges up to 250m, and features a broad selection of specialised projectiles, making it far more suitable for police use.
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(\/)(•,,,,•)(\/)
Please, call me Arch

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:For want of lances, the heavy equipment never reached the field.

For want of heavy equipment the platoons FOs could direct no HMGs.

For want of HMGs, the Archians had to rely on shitty fucking microcalibers.

For want of real weapons, they lost the war.

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