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Who Will be the OP of the next Infantry Thread?

Roski
2
3%
Prem (Estovnia)
7
10%
Puzikas
23
34%
Korva
12
18%
Eisarn-Ara
7
10%
Immoren
8
12%
Nirvash Type TheEND
8
12%
 
Total votes : 67

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Imperializt Russia
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Sun Sep 13, 2015 3:45 pm

Puzikas wrote:
Imperializt Russia wrote:Is the best borscht really made by letting it ferment?


By taste no, by use yes. You can make a ton of it and it will keep for months.

Trying to segue back on topic, would borscht be useful/acceptable as a military ration? IIRC it's more popular in Polish cuisine than Russian?
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Lamadia wrote:dangerous socialist attitude
Also,
Imperializt Russia wrote:I'm English, you tit.

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Puzikas
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Postby Puzikas » Sun Sep 13, 2015 3:49 pm

Fordorsia wrote:Puz, the nice man at the park touched me. Can I go again tomorrow?


You'd fucking better.

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:
The balkens wrote:Puz, the unwilling Grandfather of IDT.

Also he has a Saiga so STAY OFF HIS DAMNED LAWN.

People think he's a crumudgen but he's actually trying to protect the neighborhood kids from his house, which haunts the angry spirit of his long passed morbidly obese wife. Usually by ripping apart little girls tricycles with his bare fucking hands.


No, its to keep them away from the chechens I keep in my basement.

Imperializt Russia wrote:Trying to segue back on topic, would borscht be useful/acceptable as a military ration? IIRC it's more popular in Polish cuisine than Russian?


Borscht is Ukrainian (Said through gritted teeth), but probably is more popular in Russia and Ukraine than in Pol&. I don't know a whole lot about their life there but I would think they probably eat a moderate amount.

It's a thick soup. I don't recommend it as a ration personally because its going to be a bit difficult to store and preserve it. Unless it's powdered.
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Dragomere wrote: Also, I am not stupid
Interesting. What makes you believe this?

The Polarian Empire wrote:She unzippes his pants "Wow"

Husseinarti wrote:
Purpelia wrote:I have... no friends


Kek

SteamPunkFish wrote:Am I in truble for this?

Gallia- wrote:You implied that you have an Orthodox Marxist perspective of the left/right political spectrum, do you need help finding your way to the 21st century?

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:I am seriously bootybothered now

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Fordorsia
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Founded: Oct 04, 2012
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fordorsia » Sun Sep 13, 2015 3:52 pm

Just issue chicken soup mmmmm
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Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

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Nirvash Type TheEND
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Sun Sep 13, 2015 3:52 pm

Any non-dessicated soup is more trouble to issue as a standard ration than it's worth.
Unreachable.

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Husseinarti
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Husseinarti » Sun Sep 13, 2015 3:52 pm

Powered Borscht.

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Put this in your sig if you support a free and independent Kekistan.

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Estovnia
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Founded: Jun 16, 2011
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Postby Estovnia » Sun Sep 13, 2015 3:54 pm

Pol&
Most Heavenly State/Khamgiin Tengerleg Uls

Weeaboo Gassing Land wrote:Also, rev up the gas chambers.

The United States of North Amerigo wrote:CUNT

12:02:02 AM <Tarsas> premislyd is my spirit animal tbh

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Puzikas
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Postby Puzikas » Sun Sep 13, 2015 3:58 pm

Pol& can not into space.
Medical professional with intimate understanding of surgical procedures and an unhealthy affinity for weaponry. AMA.
Taihei Tengoku wrote:Finally, tank sperg for people like me who are well-adjusted and have incredible sex lives

Questers wrote:
Dragomere wrote: Also, I am not stupid
Interesting. What makes you believe this?

The Polarian Empire wrote:She unzippes his pants "Wow"

Husseinarti wrote:
Purpelia wrote:I have... no friends


Kek

SteamPunkFish wrote:Am I in truble for this?

Gallia- wrote:You implied that you have an Orthodox Marxist perspective of the left/right political spectrum, do you need help finding your way to the 21st century?

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:I am seriously bootybothered now

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Imperializt Russia
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Founded: Jun 03, 2011
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Sun Sep 13, 2015 4:00 pm

Puzikas wrote:Pol& can not into space.

Mr Squish spake hith wisdom.
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Lamadia wrote:dangerous socialist attitude
Also,
Imperializt Russia wrote:I'm English, you tit.

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Nirvash Type TheEND
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Founded: Oct 19, 2011
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Sun Sep 13, 2015 4:00 pm

In the bitter cold of the Eastern Nirvashi/Velkanika mountain borders you'll be glad mama Luceafăr packed your desiccated chicken and dumplings.
Unreachable.

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United states of brazilian nations
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Founded: Mar 09, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby United states of brazilian nations » Sun Sep 13, 2015 4:05 pm

Puzikas wrote:
United states of brazilian nations wrote:Rifle is fine, they say. Kalashnikov no need configuration of bullpupings, they say.

(Image)
Version of standard, with same barrel as usual Kalashnikov. Similarity of handle of carry to that of M-16 is coincidence of pure.
(Image)
Version with explosive projectile launcher of underbarrel positionings, chambered for western 40mm NATO grenades.
(Image)
Shorter-barreled versionings because for some reason engineers decided standard version wasn't compact enough. Difference is mininal any of way. Either they drank too much vodka-based caipirinhas or they just wanteds reason for put in grip of forwardings.
(Image)
Version of compact for vehicle crew and police.
(Image)
Version of sound reductions device for sneaky sneaky forces of special.


Looking at it now, the first version kinda looks like a poor man's L85. It might be because i recyceld the handguard from the normal AKs resulting in a somewhat bulky look, plus the round cut of the carry handle totally not stolen from my NotM16A2. Yeah, laziness sucks.

So, i did this because the internet decided it did not want to work anymore and i was somewhat bored. I'm thinking that its story could be an entry for an armed forces competition that resulted in the victory of another rifle, the FA03A4, but it would later find use in police units, militia units and a few special forces units alike (since some SF units are given great leeway when it comes to choosing the stuff they use, and police officers may acquire and use their own weapons).

Why two safety switches, you ask (or maybe not)? Well, since i was a bit worried about how having your safety/fire selector in the rear of the rifle would affect situations where a quick response is needed, i decided to add another safety switch near the pistol grip: this one would block the trigger bar, preventing it from being pushed. Also, for some reason i decided to put gas regulators in the mix, and the cleaning kit was moved from the stock to the pistol grip (albeit being smaller).


fuck you for drawing a good looking bulpup AK.


I absolutely need to have this in my sig. I had to shorten some things and now it's exactly at the character limit, but it was all worth it.

"Modernized" version with rails because everything must have rails and plastic furniture. I'll probably change some other stuff as well (suggestions welcome), and am currently studying a way to add a top rail to the thing without completely obscuring iron sight view and not removing the carry handle (suggestions more than welcome).

Image

Is the "JPG-iness" of the image fixed? Like all my artwork, it's BMP, so it really shouldn't be screwed up.
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Puzikas wrote:
Graznovia wrote:Why does the dude look like Putin?
Did you knot know? There is no Russian people, only clones of Putin. We don't get names, just Numbers.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Kouralia wrote:AKA FiSH and CHiPS(Fighting in Someone's House and Causing Havoc in Public Spaces):p

Fordorsia wrote:Breaking news: The estimated leading cause of death is dying.
Imperializt Russia wrote:Well what it is, is an 18.5mm piece of hollow metal that, through witchcraft and evil, becomes significantly larger than 18.5mm.
Puzikas wrote:fuck you for drawing a good looking bulpup AK.
Puzikas wrote:USBN has a sensor that triggers after anything vaguely Brazilian is mentioned.
For HUE!

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Imperializt Russia
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Founded: Jun 03, 2011
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Sun Sep 13, 2015 4:11 pm

Yes, that one has uploaded as .bmp format.
Warning! This poster has:
PT puppet of the People's Republic of Samozaryadnyastan.

Lamadia wrote:dangerous socialist attitude
Also,
Imperializt Russia wrote:I'm English, you tit.

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Sediczja
Minister
 
Posts: 2335
Founded: Oct 11, 2013
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Sediczja » Sun Sep 13, 2015 4:13 pm

Did a bit of messing around. Turned off F.lux and yeah the furniture actually did look a bit crap, so I darkened it up a little. Thoughts?
United states of brazilian nations wrote:"Modernized" version with rails
That's real nice. May I suggest eschewing the top rail and just mounting your optics directly to the carry handle, like so? I guess your iron sights would be unusable, but I like the way it looks ;_;
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United RussoAsia
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Founded: Jan 22, 2015
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Postby United RussoAsia » Sun Sep 13, 2015 4:16 pm

United states of brazilian nations wrote:
Puzikas wrote:
fuck you for drawing a good looking bulpup AK.


I absolutely need to have this in my sig. I had to shorten some things and now it's exactly at the character limit, but it was all worth it.

"Modernized" version with rails because everything must have rails and plastic furniture. I'll probably change some other stuff as well (suggestions welcome), and am currently studying a way to add a top rail to the thing without completely obscuring iron sight view and not removing the carry handle (suggestions more than welcome).

Image

Is the "JPG-iness" of the image fixed? Like all my artwork, it's BMP, so it really shouldn't be screwed up.

Awesome
Sediczja wrote:Did a bit of messing around. Turned off F.lux and yeah the furniture actually did look a bit crap, so I darkened it up a little. Thoughts?
United states of brazilian nations wrote:"Modernized" version with rails
That's real nice. May I suggest eschewing the top rail and just mounting your optics directly to the carry handle, like so? I guess your iron sights would be unusable, but I like the way it looks ;_;

Awesome
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United states of brazilian nations
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Postby United states of brazilian nations » Sun Sep 13, 2015 4:19 pm

Sediczja wrote:Did a bit of messing around. Turned off F.lux and yeah the furniture actually did look a bit crap, so I darkened it up a little. Thoughts?
United states of brazilian nations wrote:"Modernized" version with rails
That's real nice. May I suggest eschewing the top rail and just mounting your optics directly to the carry handle, like so? I guess your iron sights would be unusable, but I like the way it looks ;_;


Exactly what i needed! My concern was being able to use the iron sights when no optic was attached (with a rail in front of the sights, you wouldn't be able to do so), but this will work really well. I'll just add a "slot" for a screw and done. Actually, i feel a bit ashamed for not having thought about it before since i did know about it but for some reason i couldn't remember.

Also, the new furnitore looks pretty good, a darkening was just what it needed.

Imperializt Russia wrote:Yes, that one has uploaded as .bmp format.


Nice! the weird thing is, i linked it exactly like i did with the others; maybe putting too much images together causes problems?


EDIT: update: two holes drilled in carry handle for optics like Sediczja pointed out. Also, i remembered the AK-74M uses a smooth reciever cover, so it'd only make sense that the FAK-74BM does the same.

Image
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Puzikas wrote:
Graznovia wrote:Why does the dude look like Putin?
Did you knot know? There is no Russian people, only clones of Putin. We don't get names, just Numbers.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Kouralia wrote:AKA FiSH and CHiPS(Fighting in Someone's House and Causing Havoc in Public Spaces):p

Fordorsia wrote:Breaking news: The estimated leading cause of death is dying.
Imperializt Russia wrote:Well what it is, is an 18.5mm piece of hollow metal that, through witchcraft and evil, becomes significantly larger than 18.5mm.
Puzikas wrote:fuck you for drawing a good looking bulpup AK.
Puzikas wrote:USBN has a sensor that triggers after anything vaguely Brazilian is mentioned.
For HUE!

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Estovnia
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Founded: Jun 16, 2011
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Postby Estovnia » Sun Sep 13, 2015 6:49 pm



This makes my girls confused :C
Most Heavenly State/Khamgiin Tengerleg Uls

Weeaboo Gassing Land wrote:Also, rev up the gas chambers.

The United States of North Amerigo wrote:CUNT

12:02:02 AM <Tarsas> premislyd is my spirit animal tbh

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Nirvash Type TheEND
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Founded: Oct 19, 2011
Libertarian Police State

Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:23 pm

Estovnia wrote:


This makes my girls confused :C

Prayer is the answer.
Unreachable.

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Nirvash Type TheEND
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Sun Sep 13, 2015 7:23 pm

Estovnia wrote:


This makes my girls confused :C

Prayer is the answer.
Unreachable.

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Puzikas
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Founded: Nov 24, 2012
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Postby Puzikas » Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:06 pm

Estovnia wrote:


This makes my girls confused :C


Stalin is the answer.
Medical professional with intimate understanding of surgical procedures and an unhealthy affinity for weaponry. AMA.
Taihei Tengoku wrote:Finally, tank sperg for people like me who are well-adjusted and have incredible sex lives

Questers wrote:
Dragomere wrote: Also, I am not stupid
Interesting. What makes you believe this?

The Polarian Empire wrote:She unzippes his pants "Wow"

Husseinarti wrote:
Purpelia wrote:I have... no friends


Kek

SteamPunkFish wrote:Am I in truble for this?

Gallia- wrote:You implied that you have an Orthodox Marxist perspective of the left/right political spectrum, do you need help finding your way to the 21st century?

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:I am seriously bootybothered now

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The Archangel Conglomerate
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Founded: Dec 10, 2011
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Postby The Archangel Conglomerate » Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:36 am

Tell me, Comrade Commissar. What does Comrade Stalin have to say about women with confused girls?
(\/)(•,,,,•)(\/)
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Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:For want of lances, the heavy equipment never reached the field.

For want of heavy equipment the platoons FOs could direct no HMGs.

For want of HMGs, the Archians had to rely on shitty fucking microcalibers.

For want of real weapons, they lost the war.


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Puzikas
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Postby Puzikas » Mon Sep 14, 2015 5:01 am

The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:Tell me, Comrade Commissar. What does Comrade Stalin have to say about women with confused girls?


Image

After tonight, no more confusions.
Medical professional with intimate understanding of surgical procedures and an unhealthy affinity for weaponry. AMA.
Taihei Tengoku wrote:Finally, tank sperg for people like me who are well-adjusted and have incredible sex lives

Questers wrote:
Dragomere wrote: Also, I am not stupid
Interesting. What makes you believe this?

The Polarian Empire wrote:She unzippes his pants "Wow"

Husseinarti wrote:
Purpelia wrote:I have... no friends


Kek

SteamPunkFish wrote:Am I in truble for this?

Gallia- wrote:You implied that you have an Orthodox Marxist perspective of the left/right political spectrum, do you need help finding your way to the 21st century?

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:I am seriously bootybothered now

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Schwere Panzer Abieltung 502
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Postby Schwere Panzer Abieltung 502 » Mon Sep 14, 2015 5:06 am

Puzikas wrote:
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:Tell me, Comrade Commissar. What does Comrade Stalin have to say about women with confused girls?


Image

After tonight, no more confusions.

Communist pond scum :E
3dank5u
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Registug
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Founded: Feb 25, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Registug » Mon Sep 14, 2015 5:15 am

Puzikas wrote:
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:Tell me, Comrade Commissar. What does Comrade Stalin have to say about women with confused girls?


Image

After tonight, no more confusions.

oh, are those the identifying tattoos you keep going on about?
Call me Garshne

Astrayan

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Azenyanistan
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Founded: Jun 09, 2015
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Postby Azenyanistan » Mon Sep 14, 2015 5:29 am

opinions on female infantry???

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Puzikas
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Founded: Nov 24, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Puzikas » Mon Sep 14, 2015 5:43 am

Registug wrote:oh, are those the identifying tattoos you keep going on about?


Where the hell have you been?

And no.

yes
Medical professional with intimate understanding of surgical procedures and an unhealthy affinity for weaponry. AMA.
Taihei Tengoku wrote:Finally, tank sperg for people like me who are well-adjusted and have incredible sex lives

Questers wrote:
Dragomere wrote: Also, I am not stupid
Interesting. What makes you believe this?

The Polarian Empire wrote:She unzippes his pants "Wow"

Husseinarti wrote:
Purpelia wrote:I have... no friends


Kek

SteamPunkFish wrote:Am I in truble for this?

Gallia- wrote:You implied that you have an Orthodox Marxist perspective of the left/right political spectrum, do you need help finding your way to the 21st century?

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:I am seriously bootybothered now

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