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by Gourmand » Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:56 pm
by FPPCIE » Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:17 pm
Gourmand wrote:The Gourmandian ambassador was quick to comment on the questionnaire...
"Gourmand believes that other nations should increase their spending. I mean honestly, have you seen how profitable war is? The last continental war was a godsend for us. Unfortunately those peace lovers in the old BFU government ended the war... imagine how many more millions could have we made off that war had it continued.... *sighs* . And I strongly advise the Pindian Republic to start intervening in wars. We could have made 2 billion USD had you entered... then we would have been able to give... *sobs*... billionaires and big businesses tax cuts. *bursts into tears* . ALL THAT PROFIT WASTED!"
by Gourmand » Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:27 pm
The Gourmandian Ambassador shrugged off the comments, scoffing down a huge sandwich prepped by his slaves. After swallowing he said:FPPCIE wrote:Gourmand wrote:The Gourmandian ambassador was quick to comment on the questionnaire...
"Gourmand believes that other nations should increase their spending. I mean honestly, have you seen how profitable war is? The last continental war was a godsend for us. Unfortunately those peace lovers in the old BFU government ended the war... imagine how many more millions could have we made off that war had it continued.... *sighs* . And I strongly advise the Pindian Republic to start intervening in wars. We could have made 2 billion USD had you entered... then we would have been able to give... *sobs*... billionaires and big businesses tax cuts. *bursts into tears* . ALL THAT PROFIT WASTED!"
The Grand CEO vehemently lashed out at the ambassador. "You sell a pirated pre-war version of Profitism. Except you have no values behind your intense greed. Maybe we aren't as lavish as you, but our money goes into making us the foremost ministry power in Purasia. While you buy, say, $5 Billion Dollar pillows. Waste. Gain must always be tempered by Wisdom, of which you have none. And maybe you should put some of your money into buying an exercise program fatso."
by The Siblings » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:53 pm
by Newan » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:39 am
by FPPCIE » Fri Apr 10, 2015 6:02 am
by BFU » Fri Apr 10, 2015 6:06 am
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by Gourmand » Fri Apr 10, 2015 6:25 am
by Pindian Republic » Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:02 am
FPPCIE wrote:We should come up with a international student learning program. So we can, "diversify" the minds of Purasia's young college/university students. It could take place as Profitia as a hub.
by FPPCIE » Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:48 am
Gourmand wrote:The Gourmandian Ambassador said, regarding the learning program proposition.
"We think this a good idea. However we wouldn't want this program to be funded by the governments of Purasia, that'd be blatant communism. What we need is a corporation who will set up this school. We invest in them so they can build it & when the school opens, the corporation will announce an introduction of fees for students in order to enter it. Granted this may put some off, but a large bulk of Purasian students will still turn out their pockets. Even better, we could make entrance to this program compulsory and make up a whole new qualification for it .INSTANT PROFIT. It's a great source of income for our countries! Taking advantage of the desire of students to succeed. But don't feel too bad for them, they'll leave significantly better people. So...thoughts?"
by Gourmand » Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:16 am
The Gourmandian Ambassador snorted and then calmly said:FPPCIE wrote:Gourmand wrote:The Gourmandian Ambassador said, regarding the learning program proposition.
"We think this a good idea. However we wouldn't want this program to be funded by the governments of Purasia, that'd be blatant communism. What we need is a corporation who will set up this school. We invest in them so they can build it & when the school opens, the corporation will announce an introduction of fees for students in order to enter it. Granted this may put some off, but a large bulk of Purasian students will still turn out their pockets. Even better, we could make entrance to this program compulsory and make up a whole new qualification for it .INSTANT PROFIT. It's a great source of income for our countries! Taking advantage of the desire of students to succeed. But don't feel too bad for them, they'll leave significantly better people. So...thoughts?"
"I don't know if you've noticed...but the FPPCIE government is just a giant corporation. Why make it cumpulsory? People don't like being told what to do, and more freedom to do what you want equals more profit for the FPPCIE. "
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by The vile league of evil » Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:21 am
by BFU » Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:33 am
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by BFU » Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:12 pm
*bump*BFU wrote:The BFUian Ambassador, who had served the BFU in the Foreign Office since the early days of the fascist regime, had not met the leader of the Vile League of Evil in person, only his envoys, (all of whom were extremely rude and were prone to angry outbursts). He never took the time to learn the leader's name and always abbreviated it to T.S.E.O.V.E . He didn't even know what the "E" stood for anymore. Still, he had questions for this emperor.
"So, The Supreme Emperor Of Villainous E..... *looks in notepad* .... vil? What do you think of the recent developments on the continent?"
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by Newan » Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:22 pm
The vile league of evil wrote:The Supreme Emperor Of Villainous Evil and ten bodyguards enter the room. This starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZuL0opq96c
"The Supreme Emperor Of Villainous Evil has arrived. Bow down to me mortals! I'm not too fond of diplomacy, but I'm not in the mood for mass murder today, so I'm here to discuss the issues that affectourmy nation. But there are some rules you must accept:
1. I'm always right, even when I'm not.
2. You'll refer to me as "The Supreme Emperor Of Villainous Evil" every time.
3. If you don't accept the first two rules I'll nuke your country.
Is that clear? Okay, let the fun of diplomacy begin."
by The-All-Father » Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:28 pm
by FPPCIE » Sat Apr 11, 2015 6:34 am
The vile league of evil wrote:The Supreme Emperor Of Villainous Evil and ten bodyguards enter the room. This starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZuL0opq96c
"The Supreme Emperor Of Villainous Evil has arrived. Bow down to me mortals! I'm not too fond of diplomacy, but I'm not in the mood for mass murder today, so I'm here to discuss the issues that affectourmy nation. But there are some rules you must accept:
1. I'm always right, even when I'm not.
2. You'll refer to me as "The Supreme Emperor Of Villainous Evil" every time.
3. If you don't accept the first two rules I'll nuke your country.
Is that clear? Okay, let the fun of diplomacy begin."
by BFU » Sat Apr 11, 2015 7:18 am
FPPCIE wrote:The vile league of evil wrote:The Supreme Emperor Of Villainous Evil and ten bodyguards enter the room. This starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZuL0opq96c
"The Supreme Emperor Of Villainous Evil has arrived. Bow down to me mortals! I'm not too fond of diplomacy, but I'm not in the mood for mass murder today, so I'm here to discuss the issues that affectourmy nation. But there are some rules you must accept:
1. I'm always right, even when I'm not.
2. You'll refer to me as "The Supreme Emperor Of Villainous Evil" every time.
3. If you don't accept the first two rules I'll nuke your country.
Is that clear? Okay, let the fun of diplomacy begin."
Can someone give me one reason these guys are here? "
Category:Moralistic DemocracyEconomy:FrighteningCivil Rights:GoodPolitical Freedoms:Average
by FPPCIE » Sat Apr 11, 2015 8:58 am
BFU wrote:FPPCIE wrote:
Can someone give me one reason these guys are here? "
In my younger days, I'd just nuke them. But, apparently after we got rid of the Wamps, and the Tallmadgeans. other nations find don't our clensings "morally appropriate."
The BFUian Ambassador had the answer to that question:
"Well, this nation was a part of the Glorious Confederacy meaning that it is still linked with the BFU diplomatically. This and the fact that the vile league of evil is one of the three major powers on the continent was reason enough for them to be here. However..... delusional they may seem."
by Pindian Republic » Sat Apr 11, 2015 9:55 am
The-All-Father wrote:"All must bow and worship the great leader himself" spoke a delegate for the divine being known simply as The-All-Father. "If not you will face his infinite wrath"
by The vile league of evil » Sat Apr 11, 2015 9:57 am
The-All-Father wrote:"All must bow and worship the great leader himself" spoke a delegate for the divine being known simply as The-All-Father. "If not you will face his infinite wrath"
by The vile league of evil » Sat Apr 11, 2015 9:58 am
BFU wrote:The BFUian Ambassador, who had served the BFU in the Foreign Office since the early days of the fascist regime, had not met the leader of the Vile League of Evil in person, only his envoys, (all of whom were extremely rude and were prone to angry outbursts). He never took the time to learn the leader's name and always abbreviated it to T.S.E.O.V.E . He didn't even know what the "E" stood for anymore. Still, he had questions for this emperor.
"So, The Supreme Emperor Of Villainous E..... *looks in notepad* .... vil? What do you think of the recent developments on the continent?"
by BFU » Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:28 am
The BFUian Ambassador said in reply to the FeruMavian representative : "Well, with all the nuke defence systems on Purasia nowadays nuclear weapons border on useless. Something I don't think some people here have grasped yet."FPPCIE wrote:In my younger days, I'd just nuke them. But, apparently after we got rid of the Wamps, and the Tallmadgeans. other nations find don't our clensings "morally appropriate."BFU wrote:
The BFUian Ambassador had the answer to that question:
"Well, this nation was a part of the Glorious Confederacy meaning that it is still linked with the BFU diplomatically. This and the fact that the vile league of evil is one of the three major powers on the continent was reason enough for them to be here. However..... delusional they may seem."
Category:Moralistic DemocracyEconomy:FrighteningCivil Rights:GoodPolitical Freedoms:Average
by FPPCIE » Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:57 am
BFU wrote:The BFUian Ambassador said in reply to the FeruMavian representative : "Well, with all the nuke defence systems on Purasia nowadays nuclear weapons border on useless. Something I don't think some people here have grasped yet."FPPCIE wrote:In my younger days, I'd just nuke them. But, apparently after we got rid of the Wamps, and the Tallmadgeans. other nations find don't our clensings "morally appropriate."
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