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Aaronian
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Founded: Apr 03, 2015
Left-Leaning College State

Your nation's Dumbest Inventions.

Postby Aaronian » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:03 am

Here, you can post your nation's dumbest and most pointless creations, such as the self-rolling tire, a tire that rolls on its own, or the bouncing thing, a bouncing thing.


THE NEXT POSTER SHALL START, PLEASE. :)
AARONIAN
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it's pronounced "erronian"

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The Dragon Realms Empire
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Posts: 1727
Founded: Aug 20, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby The Dragon Realms Empire » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:05 am

Aaronian wrote:Here, you can post your nation's dumbest and most pointless creations, such as the self-rolling tire, a tire that rolls on its own, or the bouncing thing, a bouncing thing.


THE NEXT POSTER SHALL START, PLEASE. :)

Electric toilet paper. Need I say more?
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Apple-Loosa
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Posts: 1179
Founded: Jun 24, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Apple-Loosa » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:07 am

Metal Cookies
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The Unified Republic of Atlus
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 02, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Unified Republic of Atlus » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:19 am

Bicycle cars.

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Great Supina And Mag
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 106
Founded: Mar 14, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Supina And Mag » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:22 am

Toilet Guns, I say no more, it explains itself. :blink:
Government: Grand Imperial Party (Imperial) | Official opposition: Conservative Party (Conservative)

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Ammerinia
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Posts: 1024
Founded: Feb 02, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Ammerinia » Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:34 pm

Automated Standing systems.
One two, Spongebob's coming for you.
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New Pyrrhius
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Posts: 1338
Founded: Apr 27, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby New Pyrrhius » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:04 pm

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New Finnish Republic
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Posts: 2653
Founded: Mar 30, 2015
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Postby New Finnish Republic » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:17 pm

Automatic laundry folder.

Ended up ripping up 54% of all clothes thrown in it.
Known mostly as Finn, but also known as a few other things I can't put in a signature by those who know me.

American who got left too long in the sauna.

Proud to spread Spurdo Nationalism from sea to shining sea.
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The Northern Kingdoms
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Posts: 634
Founded: Jan 26, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Northern Kingdoms » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:26 pm

High-heel sole protectors. Not stupid per se, but kind of pointless at worst.
The Northern Kingdoms
De Nordliga Riken
La Nordaj Regnoj

I use Monster Girl Encyclopedia (although set on modern time) as a medium for roleplay (my nation is not limited to it, though). I am an MT nation (set in today), with experimental and a few functioning PMT technology. My nation is when Sweden smokes much weed, takes much LSD, takes up more arms than normal, and dates a monster girl (mamono).
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Greater Nevadian Empire
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Posts: 391
Founded: Feb 02, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Greater Nevadian Empire » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:28 pm

We came up with a dumb invention detecting machine. Unsurprisingly, it detected itself.
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Delvosity
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Posts: 857
Founded: Mar 06, 2015
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Postby Delvosity » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:28 pm

the anti suicide bomber suicide vest
The United States of Delvosity is a more imperialistic and hardline version of the USA
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Yukonastan
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Posts: 7251
Founded: May 17, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Yukonastan » Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:33 pm

Dumb or pointless?

If dumb, it's Yukonastan's :not:Wheatley, the biggest moron AI ever designed, to slow down :not:GLaDOS's neurotoxin release.

As for pointless:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3OZHWM9zV ... srbYq3Q%3D
this guy is a fucking furry and a therian
Btw, here's my IC flag
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Everyday Christmasland
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Posts: 24
Founded: Apr 06, 2015
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Postby Everyday Christmasland » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:01 am

The Giant Nutcracker
Everyday Christmasland
Jokapäiväistä Joululanti
Vardag Juland
Dagligdags Julenland
Hverdag Juland
Daglegur Jóland


This nation celebrates Christmas longer than the Filipinos celebrate Christmas (the latter celebrate Christmas from September to January). This nation celebrates Christmas from 00:00:00.000 of December 25 of a year to 00:00:00.000 of December 25 of the next year, which then triggers another Christmas period.
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Greater Mackonia
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Posts: 5085
Founded: Sep 13, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Greater Mackonia » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:40 am

-Powdered Water.
-Solar Powered Submarines.
-The Bullet Firing Missile (fired bullets which traveled slower than the missile and caused the missile to explode).
-Renewable Condoms.
The Agonocracy of Greater Mackonia
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RPGers
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Posts: 595
Founded: Aug 22, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby RPGers » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:43 am

A gun that shoots 360 bullets at once, in all 360°
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DEFCON: 5
I pretend to know everything when I know nearly nothing.
My biggest secret is... ERROR, ERROR: Technical difficulties, sorry for the inconvenience
Despite popular belief, I am actually against gambling
My nation exists in every tech, if needed I will specify which I am currently role playing as.
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proved by the fact I made this

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New-Pradbraki
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Posts: 46
Founded: Jan 29, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby New-Pradbraki » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:51 am

Bio-degradable nuclear waste containers.
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The Flame Dawn
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10003
Founded: Oct 01, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby The Flame Dawn » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:53 am

Democracy!

It's inefficient and pointless.
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New Strausberg wrote:
Prumia wrote:This is a horrible place to live! The mortals are doomed!

Not on my watch your anal virgitnty is safe with me!
Economic Left/Right: -6.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.05
You are a: Socialist Humanist Liberal
Collectivism score: 67%
Authoritarianism score: 0%
Internationalism score: 0%
Tribalism score: -67%
Liberalism score: 33%

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Calva
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Posts: 200
Founded: Jun 06, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Calva » Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:36 am

Houses Built of Paper!
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Longweather
Diplomat
 
Posts: 940
Founded: Nov 29, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Longweather » Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:51 pm

Asexual reproducing ducks... it 10 months of intense, dedicated efforts to eradicate those menaces.
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Trevor Phillip Enterprises
Minister
 
Posts: 2280
Founded: Oct 30, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Trevor Phillip Enterprises » Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:56 pm

The Firework launcher. Made by some random redneck out in Blaine County so he can celebrate 4th July, it is a modified cold war era rocket launcher changed to propel fireworks into the sky. The main problem is that having someone with no education past grade school design a weapon based firework launcher is a bad idea....

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Thermodolia
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 78485
Founded: Oct 07, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Thermodolia » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:01 am

The automatic toilet cleaner. Apparently the inventor forgot about electricity and water and people attempting to use the toilet.
Male, Jewish, lives somewhere in AZ, Disabled US Military Veteran, Oorah!, I'm GAY!
I'm agent #69 in the Gaystapo!
>The Sons of Adam: I'd crown myself monarch... cuz why not?
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Maverica
Minister
 
Posts: 2225
Founded: Jun 05, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Maverica » Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:37 am

The eletrical shock grenade.....

Apparently it was too expensive and when carried it makes everything static. And it may or may not lead to why 7 cities in Maverica lost power for 5 months.
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Carabana
Envoy
 
Posts: 214
Founded: Dec 20, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Carabana » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:08 am

Rotating Elevators. They were installed in several luxury hotels around Carabana, unsurprisingly, guests started complaining about vomit covered elevators, nausea while in the elevator, and the elevator doors opening up to a glass wall. Those hotels have had to use stairs until last week, when the elevators had been replaced.
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Carabanian Revolution: DPRC Victory
1st Carabanian Civil War: DPRC Victory
2nd Carabanian Civil War: CPRR Victory
Abandoned City Full Of Outcasts: Troops withdrawn from the Arnesby Republic
Tucana Islands Dispute: Victory

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Corunia and Mironor
Diplomat
 
Posts: 817
Founded: Apr 16, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Corunia and Mironor » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:47 am

The Steel Chinese Finger Trap. The guy who invented it had to have the tips of his index fingers amputated afterwards
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Gyrenaica
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Posts: 12987
Founded: Nov 21, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Gyrenaica » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:48 am

None. Were genius socialists
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