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Gallan Systems
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Postby Gallan Systems » Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:49 pm

Korva wrote:burn in hell space commies
(Image)


how cute

Image

rip
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Hello humans. I am Sporekin, specifically a European Umber-Brown Puffball (or more formally, Lycoperdon umbrinum). Ask me anything.
And yet they came out to the stars not just with their lusts and their hatred and their fears, but with their technology and their medicine, their heroes as well as their villains. Most of the races of the galaxy had been painted by the Creator in pastels; Men were primaries.

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Padnak
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Postby Padnak » Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:55 pm

They look so malnourished
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Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.

Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.

Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.

Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.

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New Tsavon
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Postby New Tsavon » Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:56 pm

Padnak wrote:They look so malnourished

Living in zero gravity for several generations tends to do that to you.
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Purpelia
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Postby Purpelia » Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:58 pm

I wonder if they have a sense of balance. I seem to recall some mention of lab animals which were born in zero G having no sense of balance at all and not knowing up from down.
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Padnak
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Postby Padnak » Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:58 pm

New Tsavon wrote:
Padnak wrote:They look so malnourished

Living in zero gravity for several generations tends to do that to you.


They need to be genetically modified with bull DNA or something then
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San-Silvacian: Aug 11, 2011-Mar 20, 2015
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.

Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.

Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.

Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.

The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.

Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.

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Tunguskania
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Postby Tunguskania » Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:59 pm

New Tsavon wrote:
Padnak wrote:They look so malnourished

Living in zero gravity for several generations tends to do that to you.

Funny and its true
10/10

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New Tsavon
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Postby New Tsavon » Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:02 pm

Purpelia wrote:I wonder if they have a sense of balance. I seem to recall some mention of lab animals which were born in zero G having no sense of balance at all and not knowing up from down.

Probably not.

There's no up or down in space, after all.
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Xekliv
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Postby Xekliv » Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:04 pm

Padnak wrote:They look so malnourished


obviously it's because they're filthy space elves
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Padnak
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Postby Padnak » Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:19 pm

I need space technicals
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Have a sharp blade, and a sharper mind!
Need weapons for dubious purposes? Buy Padarm today!
San-Silvacian: Aug 11, 2011-Mar 20, 2015
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.

Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.

Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.

Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.

The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.

Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.

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New Tsavon
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Postby New Tsavon » Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:29 pm

Padnak wrote:I need space technicals

Soyuz capsules with 23mm cannons bolted on them?
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The Soodean Imperium
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Postby The Soodean Imperium » Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:32 pm

New Tsavon wrote:
Padnak wrote:I need space technicals

Soyuz capsules with 23mm cannons bolted on them?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almaz#Defense_measures
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Gallan Systems
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Postby Gallan Systems » Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:37 pm

Padnak wrote:They look so malnourished


They're just not hamburgermen like Korvans apparently.

New Tsavon wrote:
Padnak wrote:They look so malnourished

Living in zero gravity for several generations tends to do that to you.


Good thing "zero gravity" doesn't exist!
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Hello humans. I am Sporekin, specifically a European Umber-Brown Puffball (or more formally, Lycoperdon umbrinum). Ask me anything.
And yet they came out to the stars not just with their lusts and their hatred and their fears, but with their technology and their medicine, their heroes as well as their villains. Most of the races of the galaxy had been painted by the Creator in pastels; Men were primaries.

New Nicksyllvania - Unjustly Deleted 6/14/11

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Korva
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Postby Korva » Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:43 pm

Gallan Systems wrote:
Padnak wrote:They look so malnourished


They're just not hamburgermen like Korvans apparently.

its supposed to be bulky

and that is really offensive to genderqueer hamburgerkin

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Glorious Kyrat
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Postby Glorious Kyrat » Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:46 pm

If no one is overloaded with work/art, I can really use lineart/pixelart representations of my soldiers. I cannot, sadly, do it for myself. :(
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Gallan Systems
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Postby Gallan Systems » Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:56 pm

Korva wrote:
Gallan Systems wrote:
They're just not hamburgermen like Korvans apparently.

its supposed to be bulky

and that is really offensive to genderqueer hamburgerkin


Solarians are the real genderqueer when the state has a monopoly on reproduction.

Gender roles freed once Man relies no more on the natural form of birth!
Hello humans. I am Sporekin, specifically a European Umber-Brown Puffball (or more formally, Lycoperdon umbrinum). Ask me anything.
And yet they came out to the stars not just with their lusts and their hatred and their fears, but with their technology and their medicine, their heroes as well as their villains. Most of the races of the galaxy had been painted by the Creator in pastels; Men were primaries.

New Nicksyllvania - Unjustly Deleted 6/14/11

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The Corparation
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Postby The Corparation » Sat Feb 14, 2015 7:22 pm

Padnak wrote:They look so malnourished

Or Galla is max-futur and uses mechanical counter pressure suits.. They have numerous advantages over more traditional spacesuits, most important of which is making the weaer look damn good and futuristic.
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Gallan Systems
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Postby Gallan Systems » Sat Feb 14, 2015 7:41 pm

One thinks that is what was being discussed.
Hello humans. I am Sporekin, specifically a European Umber-Brown Puffball (or more formally, Lycoperdon umbrinum). Ask me anything.
And yet they came out to the stars not just with their lusts and their hatred and their fears, but with their technology and their medicine, their heroes as well as their villains. Most of the races of the galaxy had been painted by the Creator in pastels; Men were primaries.

New Nicksyllvania - Unjustly Deleted 6/14/11

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Vancon
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Postby Vancon » Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:20 pm

And on that note, everyone is in space.
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Postby Alimeria- » Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:53 pm

...Alimeria shall into Spehss!
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New Korongo
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Postby New Korongo » Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:03 am

Vancon wrote:And on that note, everyone is in space.

We have been 'in space' before, though the empty parts of space were skipped thanks to a strange circular device.

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Postby Yukonastan » Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:06 am

this guy is a fucking furry and a therian
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Auroya
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Postby Auroya » Sun Feb 15, 2015 3:19 am

Image

Decided to make a scene with the FanT PMT Lunar dropship. I'm rather pleased at how it's going, I suppose, especially with the cockpit section... but I'm running out of ideas for things to have scattered around on it and it still looks a little plain.

Does anybody have any suggestions?
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New Frenco Empire
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Postby New Frenco Empire » Sun Feb 15, 2015 3:25 am

Auroya wrote:([url=https://dl.dropbox.com/s/ky7ltsh472iz4nf/Vystra%20scene-900px.png?dl=0]Image)[/url]

Decided to make a scene with the FanT PMT Lunar dropship. I'm rather pleased at how it's going, I suppose, especially with the cockpit section... but I'm running out of ideas for things to have scattered around on it and it still looks a little plain.

Does anybody have any suggestions?

A little plain? It's an air-superiority bird fighter!

Maybe have a mechanic working on something under it?
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