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Who's going to OP IDT VI?

Archangel Conglomerate
4
3%
Spreewerke
8
6%
Kouralia
5
4%
Puzikas
5
4%
Sevvania
6
4%
Nirvash
3
2%
Nua Corda
50
35%
Imperializt Russia/Samozaryadnistan
12
9%
Padnak
48
34%
 
Total votes : 141
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New Visegrad
Minister
 
Posts: 2652
Founded: May 30, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Visegrad » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:36 pm

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

KNIFE REPOST
(Art) -- People who get DEATed usually deserve it.
New Visegrad region - “One man stood tall and in the face of evil roared”
Capital: March City
Affiliation: Core Governance
Tech level: FT/Multiverse
Post-apocalyptic hypertechnological corporate/bureaucratic militaristic multispecies semi-utopia.
It is the year 4411. After a devastating galactic war between the authoritarian Galactic Defense League and an alliance of breakaway factions seeking to overturn the fascist government, a new socialist state - the Core Governance - seeks to rebuild a unified, peaceful galaxy where everyone can live in safety.
Brit. Concept artist (hire me). If you like to call people "SJWs" I'm probably one of them.
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Purpelia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Purpelia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:38 pm

New Visegrad wrote:WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

KNIFE REPOST

What's with you and blades that have holes?
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.


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Bezombia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 29250
Founded: Apr 01, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Bezombia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:38 pm

New Visegrad wrote:WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

KNIFE REPOST


IT'S IDT OPEN MIC NIGHT
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!
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Bezombia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 29250
Founded: Apr 01, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Bezombia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:40 pm

Purpelia wrote:
New Visegrad wrote:WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

KNIFE REPOST

What's with you and blades that have holes?


Considering the state of your military I don't really think you can comment on other militaries' holes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!
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Nirvash Type TheEND
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14737
Founded: Oct 19, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:41 pm

Purpelia wrote:
New Visegrad wrote:WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

KNIFE REPOST

What's with you and blades that have holes?

What's with you and coming here for emotional support when you're in full do a flip mode?
Unreachable.
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Fordorsia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20431
Founded: Oct 04, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Fordorsia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:43 pm

Bezombia wrote:
New Visegrad wrote:WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

KNIFE REPOST


IT'S IDT OPEN MIC NIGHT


How much does it cost for a black person to get a gun?
Last edited by Fordorsia on Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:43 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.
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New Visegrad
Minister
 
Posts: 2652
Founded: May 30, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Visegrad » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:44 pm

Purpelia wrote:
New Visegrad wrote:WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD

KNIFE REPOST

What's with you and blades that have holes?

Have you ever been stabbed with a cheese grater?
(Art) -- People who get DEATed usually deserve it.
New Visegrad region - “One man stood tall and in the face of evil roared”
Capital: March City
Affiliation: Core Governance
Tech level: FT/Multiverse
Post-apocalyptic hypertechnological corporate/bureaucratic militaristic multispecies semi-utopia.
It is the year 4411. After a devastating galactic war between the authoritarian Galactic Defense League and an alliance of breakaway factions seeking to overturn the fascist government, a new socialist state - the Core Governance - seeks to rebuild a unified, peaceful galaxy where everyone can live in safety.
Brit. Concept artist (hire me). If you like to call people "SJWs" I'm probably one of them.
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Purpelia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Purpelia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:45 pm

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:
Purpelia wrote:What's with you and blades that have holes?

What's with you and coming here for emotional support when you're in full do a flip mode?

Good point. I should probably just kill my self one of these days. Would make life more interesting. Break up the daily grind at least.

New Visegrad wrote:
Purpelia wrote:What's with you and blades that have holes?

Have you ever been stabbed with a cheese grater?

Can't say that I have.
Last edited by Purpelia on Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.


The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.
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Korva
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6468
Founded: Apr 22, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Korva » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:48 pm

;_;
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New Visegrad
Minister
 
Posts: 2652
Founded: May 30, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Visegrad » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:50 pm

Purpelia wrote:
New Visegrad wrote:Have you ever been stabbed with a cheese grater?

Can't say that I have.

Then there's your problem.
(Art) -- People who get DEATed usually deserve it.
New Visegrad region - “One man stood tall and in the face of evil roared”
Capital: March City
Affiliation: Core Governance
Tech level: FT/Multiverse
Post-apocalyptic hypertechnological corporate/bureaucratic militaristic multispecies semi-utopia.
It is the year 4411. After a devastating galactic war between the authoritarian Galactic Defense League and an alliance of breakaway factions seeking to overturn the fascist government, a new socialist state - the Core Governance - seeks to rebuild a unified, peaceful galaxy where everyone can live in safety.
Brit. Concept artist (hire me). If you like to call people "SJWs" I'm probably one of them.
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New Tsavon
Minister
 
Posts: 2764
Founded: Mar 20, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby New Tsavon » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:52 pm

Fordorsia wrote:
Bezombia wrote:
IT'S IDT OPEN MIC NIGHT


How much does it cost for a black person to get a gun?

Nothing.

He stole it.
Ave Nex Alea

Mallorea and Riva should resign
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Bezombia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 29250
Founded: Apr 01, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Bezombia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:52 pm

Purpelia wrote:Can't say that I have.


Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!
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Bezombia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 29250
Founded: Apr 01, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Bezombia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:53 pm

New Tsavon wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:
How much does it cost for a black person to get a gun?

Nothing.

He stole it.

something something five finger discount something something two fingers missing
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!
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Purpelia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Purpelia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:54 pm

Bezombia wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Can't say that I have.


Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Not that I know.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.


The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.
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Vancon
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9877
Founded: Mar 01, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Vancon » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:55 pm

IDT: The Online Southern United States of 'Merica
Where the people are both super racist and have unhealthy obsessions with firearms*.

*Studies have shown that these obsessions may be sexu---Wait, this just in. They are in fact sexual.
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.

Imperializt Russia wrote:
The balkens wrote:Please tell me that condoms and Hazelnut spread are NOT on the same table.

Well what the fuck do you use for lube?

Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.

Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour

Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo


U18 2nd Cutest NS'er 2015
Best Role Play - Science Fiction 2015: Athena Program
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Fordorsia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20431
Founded: Oct 04, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Fordorsia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:56 pm

New Tsavon wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:
How much does it cost for a black person to get a gun?

Nothing.

He stole it.


No. Anywhere from a few months to a few years depending on the state.
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.
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New Tsavon
Minister
 
Posts: 2764
Founded: Mar 20, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby New Tsavon » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:57 pm

Bezombia wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Can't say that I have.


Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Once.

I'd prefer to not talk about it.

Bezombia wrote:something something five finger discount something something two fingers missing

About 3.50, then?

Vancon wrote:*Studies have shown that these obsessions may be sexu---Wait, this just in. They are in fact sexual.

If you think it's bad here, don't go to /k/.

Ever.

Fordorsia wrote:No. Anywhere from a few months to a few years depending on the state.

Close enough.
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Ave Nex Alea

Mallorea and Riva should resign
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Mick Swagger
Diplomat
 
Posts: 590
Founded: Feb 01, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Mick Swagger » Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:58 pm

New Tsavon wrote:About 3.50, then?


Loch Ness Monster detected.
(USER WAS SENT TO FINNLAND FOR THIS POST)
Have you cleaned your anus with Hoppes No.9 today?
Age: 4 Sex: Mosin-Nagant Location: Seishou Academy
Transnapastain wrote:You're only here to shitpost anyways
Aethal wrote:Otherwise, it's a thawed out snowdog.
New Tsavon wrote:I was prepared for you to retire.

I've been disappointed since.
Bezombia wrote:When your game is more fun to lose than it is to win there's a problem
Bezombia wrote:corda's the only one with any sweg left in the thread

and me obviously but that's a given
New Tsavon: Unjustly Retired 3/12/2015, AVE NEX ALEA
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Purpelia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Purpelia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:00 pm

Would a black person with a gun in america not just get shot down dead?
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.


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Korva
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6468
Founded: Apr 22, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Korva » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:02 pm

IDT is like /k/ but if every poster was an insufferable tripfriend
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Bezombia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 29250
Founded: Apr 01, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Bezombia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:02 pm

Purpelia wrote:Would a black person with a gun in america not just get shot down dead?


No that's illegal.

Nowadays they just ban them from restaurants and then arrest them for "resisting arrest."
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!
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Fordorsia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 20431
Founded: Oct 04, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Fordorsia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:04 pm

I wonder how many of us will get banned before the next thread.
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.
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Purpelia
Post Czar
 
Posts: 34249
Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Purpelia » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:07 pm

Anyway, expect a version of the Powley calculator in full metric by this time in 24h.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.


The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.
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New Tsavon
Minister
 
Posts: 2764
Founded: Mar 20, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby New Tsavon » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:08 pm

Mick Swagger wrote:
New Tsavon wrote:About 3.50, then?


Loch Ness Monster detected.

You saw nothing.

Korva wrote:IDT is like /k/ but if every poster was an insufferable tripfriend

At least /pol/ isn't here.

Fordorsia wrote:I wonder how many of us will get banned before the next thread.

All of us, hopefully.
Ave Nex Alea

Mallorea and Riva should resign
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Nirvash Type TheEND
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14737
Founded: Oct 19, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:10 pm

New Tsavon wrote:At least /pol/ isn't here.

Fashionably late as always mein liebe~
Unreachable.
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