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by Ulfr-Reich » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:16 pm

by Fordorsia » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:18 pm
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

by Purpelia » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:20 pm

by Ulfr-Reich » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:21 pm

by The balkens » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:22 pm

by Sevvania » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:24 pm
The balkens wrote:What was that Dual barreled '42 that I creamed myself over?
MG-14Z or what have you?


by Fordorsia » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:29 pm
Sevvania wrote:The balkens wrote:What was that Dual barreled '42 that I creamed myself over?
MG-14Z or what have you?Fordorsia wrote:
No it wouldn't. It's a terrible concept meant only to sell to mall ninjas. Don't do it. Pls
As I understand it, it was proposed as a cheaper alternative to miniguns. I don't see anything inherently terrible about it. It's kinda weird, and it's not very pretty, but if you need a ridiculous fire rate and don't want to bother with batteries, it seems like a decent enough solution.
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

by Bezombia » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:39 pm
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
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by Aqizithiuda » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:47 pm



Nationstatelandsville wrote:I liked the prostitute - never quote me on that.
Puzikas wrote:This is beyond condom on toes. This is full on Bra-on-balls.
Puzikas wrote:Im not cheep-You can quote me on that.
Hellraiser-Army wrote:and clearly I am surrounded by idiots who never looked at a blueprint before...

by Ulfr-Reich » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:49 pm
Aqizithiuda wrote:snip

by Fordorsia » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:53 pm
Aqizithiuda wrote:I've been looking at torsion artillery lately, and I've found this wonderful picture:
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The plate is 1/4 inch mild steel and the range was 53 yards. The bolt weighed 453 teams and was moving at 82.57 m/s.
The ballista has since been improved and can launch at 521 gram dart at 96 m/s, giving it a range of about 800 yards, depending on what the wind's doing.
(Image)
The smallest bolt, pictured above, weighs 276 grams, has an initial velocity of 109.73 m/s and can reach 1000 yards.
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Shown here without the cocking handles, the ballista is modular to the point of being able to swap out the cylinders containing the rope bundles for new ones. Historically, it would have been carried by a mule cart, but it could probably also be stripped down completely, the components mounted on a mule, and taken through areas where carts can't go. So, wherever the infantry can so, so can the artillery.
The downside is, the fire rate for a trained crew will probably only be 4-5 shots every five minutes.
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

by Aqizithiuda » Sat Jan 31, 2015 4:06 pm
Fordorsia wrote:Aqizithiuda wrote:I've been looking at torsion artillery lately, and I've found this wonderful picture:
(Image)
The plate is 1/4 inch mild steel and the range was 53 yards. The bolt weighed 453 teams and was moving at 82.57 m/s.
The ballista has since been improved and can launch at 521 gram dart at 96 m/s, giving it a range of about 800 yards, depending on what the wind's doing.
(Image)
The smallest bolt, pictured above, weighs 276 grams, has an initial velocity of 109.73 m/s and can reach 1000 yards.
(Image)
Shown here without the cocking handles, the ballista is modular to the point of being able to swap out the cylinders containing the rope bundles for new ones. Historically, it would have been carried by a mule cart, but it could probably also be stripped down completely, the components mounted on a mule, and taken through areas where carts can't go. So, wherever the infantry can so, so can the artillery.
The downside is, the fire rate for a trained crew will probably only be 4-5 shots every five minutes.
Ballistae could only get a couple shots off per minute so that rate of fire, if accurate, would be like the invention of breech loading cannons.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I liked the prostitute - never quote me on that.
Puzikas wrote:This is beyond condom on toes. This is full on Bra-on-balls.
Puzikas wrote:Im not cheep-You can quote me on that.
Hellraiser-Army wrote:and clearly I am surrounded by idiots who never looked at a blueprint before...

by Fordorsia » Sat Jan 31, 2015 4:11 pm
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

by Aqizithiuda » Sat Jan 31, 2015 4:28 pm
Fordorsia wrote:Aqizithiuda wrote:
A couple of shots ever minute is slower than one shot every minute fifteen?
what
No I mean if full-sized ballistae somehow evolved to be able to fire more than 5 rounds per minute, it would be the equivilant of muzzle-loading cannons being made obsolete by breech-loading ones. It would be that game changing.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I liked the prostitute - never quote me on that.
Puzikas wrote:This is beyond condom on toes. This is full on Bra-on-balls.
Puzikas wrote:Im not cheep-You can quote me on that.
Hellraiser-Army wrote:and clearly I am surrounded by idiots who never looked at a blueprint before...

by Fordorsia » Sat Jan 31, 2015 4:46 pm
Aqizithiuda wrote:Fordorsia wrote:
what
No I mean if full-sized ballistae somehow evolved to be able to fire more than 5 rounds per minute, it would be the equivilant of muzzle-loading cannons being made obsolete by breech-loading ones. It would be that game changing.
I don't think it's possible. Below is a picture of a smaller ballista capable of 3 bolts per minute.
With a range of 180 metres using 100 gram projectiles, it's not particularly impressive. Now, no doubt there can be improvements made (like using an inswinger design instead of an outswinger, perhaps twisting the bundles more, using a better rope, etc), but it's never going to match the larger, cart mounted ballista I first posted. An even larger ballista than that will be slower to fire, and so on and so forth up the line.
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

by Aqizithiuda » Sat Jan 31, 2015 4:52 pm
Fordorsia wrote:Aqizithiuda wrote:
I don't think it's possible. Below is a picture of a smaller ballista capable of 3 bolts per minute.
With a range of 180 metres using 100 gram projectiles, it's not particularly impressive. Now, no doubt there can be improvements made (like using an inswinger design instead of an outswinger, perhaps twisting the bundles more, using a better rope, etc), but it's never going to match the larger, cart mounted ballista I first posted. An even larger ballista than that will be slower to fire, and so on and so forth up the line.
Oh it definitely wasn't possible back then with full-sized pieces. That's why reconstructions are always really slow to load.
If they had better lever and pulley technology though, like civilian devices similar to the cranequin and the windlass, it would have been inevitable that faster firing artillery of all types would have sprung up early on. Rome would have fucked things up even more.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I liked the prostitute - never quote me on that.
Puzikas wrote:This is beyond condom on toes. This is full on Bra-on-balls.
Puzikas wrote:Im not cheep-You can quote me on that.
Hellraiser-Army wrote:and clearly I am surrounded by idiots who never looked at a blueprint before...

by Fordorsia » Sat Jan 31, 2015 4:59 pm
Aqizithiuda wrote:Fordorsia wrote:
Oh it definitely wasn't possible back then with full-sized pieces. That's why reconstructions are always really slow to load.
If they had better lever and pulley technology though, like civilian devices similar to the cranequin and the windlass, it would have been inevitable that faster firing artillery of all types would have sprung up early on. Rome would have fucked things up even more.
The cranequin might offer an advantage with the smaller pieces (draw weighs <1000lbs), but the larger pieces, like the first one I posted, already use something similar to a windlass. Most of the time comes from unwinding the windlass, placing the bolt and attaching the pull cord to the trigger mechanism.
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

by Kouralia » Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:02 pm
Fordorsia wrote:Anyone have any very old, strange, or neato unit traditions or anything?
Fordorsian Sappers have always been under strict orders to keep their tools is perfect condition. Though it's an outdated and uncommon practice, commanding officers are authorised to inflict any punishment they see fit if a tool is found to not be perfectly clean and sharpened, within the bounds of common law of course. (no torture, assault, etc)
Oh and Sappers are permitted by law to eat with their knives at any occasion, military or civilian.
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by Fordorsia » Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:12 pm
Kouralia wrote:Fordorsia wrote:Anyone have any very old, strange, or neato unit traditions or anything?
Fordorsian Sappers have always been under strict orders to keep their tools is perfect condition. Though it's an outdated and uncommon practice, commanding officers are authorised to inflict any punishment they see fit if a tool is found to not be perfectly clean and sharpened, within the bounds of common law of course. (no torture, assault, etc)
Oh and Sappers are permitted by law to eat with their knives at any occasion, military or civilian.
Oh god. You realise that if traditions had mass, the Kouralian Army would be like a black hole?
Here are some examples:
- Many units have their own terms for people, for example a Company in a Cavalry unit is a Squadron, and a Private in the Royal Guard is a Guardsman. There are a few units which take this a little bit far:
- The Royal Army Medical Corps' juniormost members were originally stretcher bearers, who in the early 19th century where the drummers and pipers etc. of the regimental band. In battle, as the casualties mounted, these bandsmen would then stop playing and take the wounded back to the surgeons - this role gradually transitioned and changed with the formation of the separate Army Medical Corps and Bands' Corps, however the name stuck. Thus the rank of Pte in the RAMC is now 'Bandsman', given as Bdsm.
- In the Marxist Fusiliers of Horse, all Ptes are referred to as 'Comrades', shortened to 'Cds'. This also extends to all ranks, with the full formal title being 'Comrade *rank*' and the less formal term being 'Comrade'. This replaces instances of 'sir', and applies to all thusly cap-badged soldiers. For example, a Lance-Corporal of that regiment addressing the Lord High Commander To The Crown (the senior-most officer in Kouralia) would, at his most absolutely formal, refer to him as 'Comrade Commander', since the incumbent's rank is 'Lord Commander' and by statute soldiers of that regiment are not required to acknowledge titles of nobility.
- The most wacky of these surely goes to the Land-Cruiser Corps and the Land-Sloop Service, two of the five regiments that make up the Kouralian Armoured Corps (subordinated to the Corps of Cavalry, and consisting of those units who ran tanks before all heavy and light cavalry fully mechanised). Originally these units were formed by seconded naval personnel as they operated the 'Land Ships', or the first Kouralian tanks ('tank' in High Kouralian (functionally Latin for Kouralia) is still 'Ship of the Land'), and even when this changed back to the army the ranks did not. Thus the whole rank structure for someone cap-badged to those two regiments is identical to the Royal Navy (with some enlisted ranks removed, to ensure all ranks correspond to an Army rank - the Navy has 7 non-WO enlisted ranks to the Army's 5). The current 'Commandant-General Cavalry' is actually of the rank Admiral, being of the Land-Sloop Service.
- The Marxist Fusiliers of Horse return again, for many reasons. Mostly due to their name, which I'm sure you'll agree is odd for a monarchy. Formed in the '20s as part of an attempt to oppose communism, the Marxist Fusiliers of Horse were intended to be a way that Communists could join the Kouralian military (specifically the ideologically and culturally adored/supported/idolised Infantry) without being forced to compromise their beliefs significantly by saluting, calling people sir, swearing allegiance to the crown etc. Being a monarchy, of course anyone who applied to join it was immediately put on a watch list. The regiment and its traditions have however remained. Among them are the fact that they don't need to salute or address officers as sir, they are not required to recognise titles of nobility, they do not swear allegiance to the Crown - instead to the Honour of the Kouralian People, they (originally) did not have crowns on their rank insignia/uniforms - though now they do have crowns though still retain the hammer and sickle cap badge, and they cannot be ordered to mount the guard at a royal residence (though they can actually guard it as soldiers in war/an emergency/conflict).
- Soldiers of the Royal Army Medical Corps do not fix bayonets on parade and officers do not draw their swords. This is because their weapons are - in their purest sense - for self defence only. Thus they can't be unsheathed without first being subject to 'offence or assault'. Soldiers of Rifle or other light infantry regiments (e.g. Royal Insert Name Here Rifles or the Experimental Rifle Corps) also do not fix bayonets or draw swords, but for a different reason. This is because they - as the scouts, raiders, marksmen, infiltrators and picquets of the Army, would not march with bands playing and colours flying while on the approach to battle. They would also, if all went well, not be expected to close with the enemy, and with their rifled weapons they were not able to accept the slight decrease in RoF caused by maneuvering the hand around an affixed bayonet.
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

by Korva » Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:15 pm
Kouralia wrote:[*]In the Marxist Fusiliers of Horse, all Ptes are referred to as 'Comrades', shortened to 'Cds'. This also extends to all ranks, with the full formal title being 'Comrade *rank*' and the less formal term being 'Comrade'. This replaces instances of 'sir', and applies to all thusly cap-badged soldiers. For example, a Lance-Corporal of that regiment addressing the Lord High Commander To The Crown (the senior-most officer in Kouralia) would, at his most absolutely formal, refer to him as 'Comrade Commander', since the incumbent's rank is 'Lord Commander' and by statute soldiers of that regiment are not required to acknowledge titles of nobility.

by The balkens » Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:26 pm
Korva wrote:Kouralia wrote:[*]In the Marxist Fusiliers of Horse, all Ptes are referred to as 'Comrades', shortened to 'Cds'. This also extends to all ranks, with the full formal title being 'Comrade *rank*' and the less formal term being 'Comrade'. This replaces instances of 'sir', and applies to all thusly cap-badged soldiers. For example, a Lance-Corporal of that regiment addressing the Lord High Commander To The Crown (the senior-most officer in Kouralia) would, at his most absolutely formal, refer to him as 'Comrade Commander', since the incumbent's rank is 'Lord Commander' and by statute soldiers of that regiment are not required to acknowledge titles of nobility.
The Korvan army also had a Marxist unit but it was a prisoner work battalion and they were all shot.

by Ulfr-Reich » Sat Jan 31, 2015 5:38 pm
Korva wrote:Kouralia wrote:[*]In the Marxist Fusiliers of Horse, all Ptes are referred to as 'Comrades', shortened to 'Cds'. This also extends to all ranks, with the full formal title being 'Comrade *rank*' and the less formal term being 'Comrade'. This replaces instances of 'sir', and applies to all thusly cap-badged soldiers. For example, a Lance-Corporal of that regiment addressing the Lord High Commander To The Crown (the senior-most officer in Kouralia) would, at his most absolutely formal, refer to him as 'Comrade Commander', since the incumbent's rank is 'Lord Commander' and by statute soldiers of that regiment are not required to acknowledge titles of nobility.
The Korvan army also had a Marxist unit but it was a prisoner work battalion and they were all shot.

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