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Who's going to OP IDT VI?

Archangel Conglomerate
4
3%
Spreewerke
8
6%
Kouralia
5
4%
Puzikas
5
4%
Sevvania
6
4%
Nirvash
3
2%
Nua Corda
50
35%
Imperializt Russia/Samozaryadnistan
12
9%
Padnak
48
34%
 
Total votes : 141

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Stahn
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Postby Stahn » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:10 am

I think the Steyr AUG, IMI Tavor TAR-21 or FN SCAR would be interesting choices.

You can play it safe and go for the AK-74 or M16 rifle.

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New Visegrad
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Postby New Visegrad » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:11 am

Fordorsia wrote:
New Visegrad wrote:If you want a gun that looks cool but don't like the L85, I'd recommend the SA80.


SA80 is the family of rifles. The L85 is the assault rifle in that family.

No shit. That was the joke.
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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:12 am

New Visegrad wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:
SA80 is the family of rifles. The L85 is the assault rifle in that family.

No shit. That was the joke.


Lets fight
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Imperializt Russia
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:15 am

New Visegrad wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:
SA80 is the family of rifles. The L85 is the assault rifle in that family.

No shit. That was the joke.

Only really works the other way round tbh.
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New Visegrad
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Democratic Socialists

Postby New Visegrad » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:20 am

Fordorsia wrote:
New Visegrad wrote:No shit. That was the joke.


Lets fight

L85s at dawn

Imperializt Russia wrote:
New Visegrad wrote:No shit. That was the joke.

Only really works the other way round tbh.

When you look up "SA80" on Wikipedia the picture is an L85. The point is I don't think the L85 is "fugly" and this is a way of saying that in a vaguely amusing sort of way and oh look it's not even remotely funny any more
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Capital: March City
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Tech level: FT/Multiverse
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It is the year 4411. After a devastating galactic war between the authoritarian Galactic Defense League and an alliance of breakaway factions seeking to overturn the fascist government, a new socialist state - the Core Governance - seeks to rebuild a unified, peaceful galaxy where everyone can live in safety.
Brit. Concept artist (hire me). If you like to call people "SJWs" I'm probably one of them.

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Bezombia
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Postby Bezombia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:47 am

Fordorsia wrote:I still don't know what the fuck remove kebab means. Does no one like kebabs? I like kebabs. I'm British. Haters gonna hate hate hate


In real life it refers to Serbian ethnic cleansing of Turks and other Muslims.
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Triplebaconation
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Postby Triplebaconation » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:52 am

Imperializt Russia wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:I still don't know what the fuck remove kebab means. Does no one like kebabs? I like kebabs. I'm British. Haters gonna hate hate hate

I'll take a sec to naively assume you don't actually know what remove kebab is.
It's a reference to the Yugoslav conflict where Serb soldiers referred to Muslims as "kebabs" and bragged about their ethnic cleansing how they were "removing" Bosniak "kebab".

Tbh, in Britain we're pretty weird for calling it kebab. Nearly everywhere else just calls it doner, and the yanks call it gyro.


"Remove kebab" was just a parody of Serbian propaganda songs. Never more than a dumb meme.
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Imperializt Russia
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:03 am

Well, I feel slightly better knowing that.
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Crookfur
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Postby Crookfur » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:32 am

Bundesreich Mittle Frankryk wrote:
Imperializt Russia wrote:I'll take a sec to naively assume you don't actually know what remove kebab is.
It's a reference to the Yugoslav conflict where Serb soldiers referred to Muslims as "kebabs" and bragged about their ethnic cleansing how they were "removing" Bosniak "kebab".

Tbh, in Britain we're pretty weird for calling it kebab. Nearly everywhere else just calls it doner, and the yanks call it gyro.


Swedes call it kebab too. But they sell pizza, pasta and kebab out of the same food truck, so, take that for what it's worth.

In Scotland you get kebabs from a 3 in 1 or an all in one. Basically the three in one sells lots of grilled stuff (from doner to sheish to chicken tikka to burgers) pizzas and curries. An all in one adds fish n chips and fried chicken.
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Imperializt Russia
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:33 am

There aren't many places in Liverpool that aren't "all in one" by that logic :P
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Spirit of Hope
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Founded: Feb 21, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Spirit of Hope » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:40 am

One of many reasons I found my semester in Edinburgh to be much better than any other.
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Kouralia
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Founded: Oct 30, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kouralia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:43 am

New Visegrad wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:
Lets fight

L85s at dawn

bitch please, imma l22 yo' ass
Kouralia:

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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:43 am

Imperializt Russia wrote:There aren't many places in Liverpool that aren't "all in one" by that logic :P


Lad come to the chippy by ours it's got proper decent kebabs for a couple quid, swear on me mum
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Nirvash Type TheEND
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:50 am

Swords. Food. Racially motivated conflict. The good stuff always happens when I'm sleeping.
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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:53 am

Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Swords. Food. Racially motivated conflict. The good stuff always happens when I'm sleeping.


Uh, yeah. "Good". Sure
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Imperializt Russia
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:55 am

Fordorsia wrote:
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Swords. Food. Racially motivated conflict. The good stuff always happens when I'm sleeping.


Uh, yeah. "Good". Sure

You were trying to sell me those damn kebabs a minute ago.
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Postby Crookfur » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:59 am

Imperializt Russia wrote:There aren't many places in Liverpool that aren't "all in one" by that logic :P

I found one that seemed just to do pizza and the kebabs/burgers.

The real key to an all in one is a proper chip shop fryer setup rather than the smaller fryers used for cooking chips/fries and pakora.
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Imperializt Russia
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:01 am

Yeah, we're not that legit like the home of the stonner :lol:
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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:01 am

Imperializt Russia wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:
Uh, yeah. "Good". Sure

You were trying to sell me those damn kebabs a minute ago.


Shh or I'll get trans to ban you for slander


Note to the mods. Never let the thread be inhabited by only the British from now on
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Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Imperializt Russia
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:03 am

Yeah, we can't be trusted.
How do we put engine number nine back on the track?
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Lamadia wrote:dangerous socialist attitude
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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:05 am

Knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnife

So what's the largest knife your nation ever issued?
Pro: Swords
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Stahn
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Founded: May 05, 2013
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Postby Stahn » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:28 am

That's not a knife.

Image

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Fordorsia
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Postby Fordorsia » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:37 am

Stahn wrote:That's not a knife.

(Image)


: D
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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New Visegrad
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Founded: May 30, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby New Visegrad » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:38 am

Fordorsia wrote:Knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnife

So what's the largest knife your nation ever issued?

well now there's a story

edit: if that's too swordy to count as a knife, try this
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New Visegrad region - “One man stood tall and in the face of evil roared”
Capital: March City
Affiliation: Core Governance
Tech level: FT/Multiverse
Post-apocalyptic hypertechnological corporate/bureaucratic militaristic multispecies semi-utopia.
It is the year 4411. After a devastating galactic war between the authoritarian Galactic Defense League and an alliance of breakaway factions seeking to overturn the fascist government, a new socialist state - the Core Governance - seeks to rebuild a unified, peaceful galaxy where everyone can live in safety.
Brit. Concept artist (hire me). If you like to call people "SJWs" I'm probably one of them.

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Immoren
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Immoren » Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:43 am

Fordorsia wrote:Knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnife

So what's the largest knife your nation ever issued?


Longsword.
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