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Who should OP the next thread?

The Kievan People
44
33%
Spirit of Hope
9
7%
Padnak
39
30%
Yukonastan
4
3%
Allanea
16
12%
Soodean Imperium
6
5%
Gallia-
14
11%
 
Total votes : 132

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Vancon
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Postby Vancon » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:24 pm

The Corparation wrote:
The Kievan People wrote:
Why...?

Ships carry more than enough fuel for most practical purposes. Not everything needs to have INFINITE RANGE.

To help give the appearance of a luxury yacht.

Not for infinite range. For looks. At any rate it's not something I see as a serious idea, just a random thought.

Spirit of Hope wrote:Why not just use a regular cargo ship with some marines on it? It could also carry cargo and not waste space on sails and require the additional training to use them.

Because rule of cool.

I can't remember which thread this was, but a while back I had an idea for a weaponized man-o-war for this very reason. However, it wasn't the most useful.
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.

Imperializt Russia wrote:
The balkens wrote:Please tell me that condoms and Hazelnut spread are NOT on the same table.

Well what the fuck do you use for lube?

Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.

Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour

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Kouralia
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Postby Kouralia » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:31 pm

Vancon wrote:I can't remember which thread this was, but a while back I had an idea for a weaponized man-o-war for this very reason. However, it wasn't the most useful.

>Implying men-o'-wars aren't already weaponised.
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Vancon
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Postby Vancon » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:34 pm

Kouralia wrote:
Vancon wrote:I can't remember which thread this was, but a while back I had an idea for a weaponized man-o-war for this very reason. However, it wasn't the most useful.

>Implying men-o'-wars aren't already weaponised.

*modern for counter-piracy
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.

Imperializt Russia wrote:
The balkens wrote:Please tell me that condoms and Hazelnut spread are NOT on the same table.

Well what the fuck do you use for lube?

Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.

Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour

Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo


U18 2nd Cutest NS'er 2015
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Kouralia
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Founded: Oct 30, 2011
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Postby Kouralia » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:37 pm

Vancon wrote:
Kouralia wrote:>Implying men-o'-wars aren't already weaponised.

*modern for counter-piracy

>implying dirty, malnourished blokes in skiffs can't be blatted away by a broadside of fifty guns firing canister.
send doots
Islas Malvinas
The Times of Kurton - National News Source
Risen Britannia wrote:"England has been invaded at various points throughout its history. Fortunately, every invader mysteriously became English when they took over, thus leaving England undefeated."

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Vancon
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Postby Vancon » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:40 pm

Kouralia wrote:
Vancon wrote:*modern for counter-piracy

>implying dirty, malnourished blokes in skiffs can't be blatted away by a broadside of fifty guns firing canister.

*Implying that a mon-o-war can't catch up to and board oil tankers
Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.

Imperializt Russia wrote:
The balkens wrote:Please tell me that condoms and Hazelnut spread are NOT on the same table.

Well what the fuck do you use for lube?

Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.

Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour

Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo


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Padnak
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Postby Padnak » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:41 pm

Kouralia wrote:
Vancon wrote:*modern for counter-piracy

>implying dirty, malnourished blokes in skiffs can't be blatted away by a broadside of fifty guns firing canister.


>implying that there is an alternative non bayonet charge way of going about counter piracy
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Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.

Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.

Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.

Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.

The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.

Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.

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Rich and Corporations
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Postby Rich and Corporations » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:45 pm

You know what's cool?
5 megawatt nuclear reactors. And nuclear reactors have superior torque performance.
Corporate Confederacy
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Kouralia
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Founded: Oct 30, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kouralia » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:45 pm

Vancon wrote:
Kouralia wrote:>implying dirty, malnourished blokes in skiffs can't be blatted away by a broadside of fifty guns firing canister.

*Implying that a mon-o-war can't catch up to and board oil tankers

Who needs to do that.

You're in a man of war. Screw 'main efforts' and 'objectives'; sail around and look like a badass mother-fucker and sing sea shanties.
send doots
Islas Malvinas
The Times of Kurton - National News Source
Risen Britannia wrote:"England has been invaded at various points throughout its history. Fortunately, every invader mysteriously became English when they took over, thus leaving England undefeated."

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Vancon
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Founded: Mar 01, 2014
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Postby Vancon » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:47 pm

Kouralia wrote:
Vancon wrote:*Implying that a mon-o-war can't catch up to and board oil tankers

Who needs to do that.

You're in a man of war. Screw 'main efforts' and 'objectives'; sail around and look like a badass mother-fucker and sing sea shanties.

Is it a bad thing if I really want to do this? Totally not because of dem hats or anything...b-baka.
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Mike the Progressive wrote:You know I don't say this often, but this guy... he gets it. Like everything. As in he gets life.

Imperializt Russia wrote:
The balkens wrote:Please tell me that condoms and Hazelnut spread are NOT on the same table.

Well what the fuck do you use for lube?

Krazakistan wrote:How have you not died after being exposed to that much shit on a monthly basis?
Rupudska wrote:I avoid NSG like one would avoid ISIS-occupied Syria.
Alimeria- wrote:I'll go to sleep when I want to, not when some cheese-eating surrender monkey tells me to.

Which just so happens to be within the next half-hour

Shyluz wrote:Van, Sci-fi Generallisimo


U18 2nd Cutest NS'er 2015
Best Role Play - Science Fiction 2015: Athena Program

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Gallia-
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Founded: Oct 09, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby Gallia- » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:48 pm

Padnak wrote:
Kouralia wrote:>implying dirty, malnourished blokes in skiffs can't be blatted away by a broadside of fifty guns firing canister.


>implying that there is an alternative non bayonet charge way of going about counter piracy


>implying implications

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New Tsavon
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Founded: Mar 20, 2013
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Postby New Tsavon » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:49 pm

Gallia- wrote:
Padnak wrote:
>implying that there is an alternative non bayonet charge way of going about counter piracy


>implying implications

>implying
>ever

ISHYGDDT
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Proskoya
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Founded: Jul 16, 2014
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Postby Proskoya » Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:55 pm

New Tsavon wrote:
Gallia- wrote:
>implying implications

>implying
>ever

ISHYGDDT

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San-Silvacian
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Postby San-Silvacian » Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:49 pm

Kouralia wrote:
Vancon wrote:*Implying that a mon-o-war can't catch up to and board oil tankers

Who needs to do that.

You're in a man of war. Screw 'main efforts' and 'objectives'; sail around and look like a badass mother-fucker and sing sea shanties.


Then get hit by a single RPG-7 round.

And it blows up.
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Kouralia
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Postby Kouralia » Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:50 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:
Kouralia wrote:Who needs to do that.

You're in a man of war. Screw 'main efforts' and 'objectives'; sail around and look like a badass mother-fucker and sing sea shanties.


Then get hit by a single RPG-7 round.

And it blows up.

Yeah, but you'll die looking like a badass mother-fucker doing the Birkenhead Drill.
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Risen Britannia wrote:"England has been invaded at various points throughout its history. Fortunately, every invader mysteriously became English when they took over, thus leaving England undefeated."

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The Greater Luthorian Empire
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Postby The Greater Luthorian Empire » Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:54 pm

Gallia- wrote:
Padnak wrote:
>implying that there is an alternative non bayonet charge way of going about counter piracy


>implying implications

>Implying greentext works for scrubs like you
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Korouse
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Postby Korouse » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:03 pm

The Greater Luthorian Empire wrote:
Gallia- wrote:
>implying implications

>Implying greentext works for scrubs like you

Stop shitposting.
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The Kievan People
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Postby The Kievan People » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:05 pm

I hate everything about you (all).

D:<
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Padnak
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Postby Padnak » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:06 pm

The Kievan People wrote:I hate everything about you (all).

D:<


Glad to see that the feelings mutual
"มีใบมีดคมและจิตใจที่คมชัด!"
Have a sharp blade, and a sharper mind!
Need weapons for dubious purposes? Buy Padarm today!
San-Silvacian: Aug 11, 2011-Mar 20, 2015
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.

Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.

Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.

Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.

The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.

Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.

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Triplebaconation
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Founded: Feb 22, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Triplebaconation » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:20 pm

Mon-o-war are the pride of the Jamaican navy.
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Gallia-
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Founded: Oct 09, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby Gallia- » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:39 pm

The Greater Luthorian Empire wrote:
Gallia- wrote:
>implying implications

>Implying greentext works for scrubs like you


Wrong green.

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Padnak
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Postby Padnak » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:40 pm

Triplebaconation wrote:Mon-o-war are the pride of the Jamaican navy.


I kind of want to capture a longsword with a man-o-war now...
"มีใบมีดคมและจิตใจที่คมชัด!"
Have a sharp blade, and a sharper mind!
Need weapons for dubious purposes? Buy Padarm today!
San-Silvacian: Aug 11, 2011-Mar 20, 2015
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.

Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.

Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.

Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.

The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.

Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.

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Korouse
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Founded: Mar 10, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Korouse » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:48 pm

Padnak wrote:
Triplebaconation wrote:Mon-o-war are the pride of the Jamaican navy.


I kind of want to capture a longsword with a man-o-war now...

They could just manually fire a missile at you.
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Padnak
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Founded: Feb 19, 2014
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Postby Padnak » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:50 pm

Korouse wrote:
Padnak wrote:
I kind of want to capture a longsword with a man-o-war now...

They could just manually fire a missile at you.


I said I wanted to

Didn't say I could
"มีใบมีดคมและจิตใจที่คมชัด!"
Have a sharp blade, and a sharper mind!
Need weapons for dubious purposes? Buy Padarm today!
San-Silvacian: Aug 11, 2011-Mar 20, 2015
Inquilabstan wrote:It is official now. Padnak is really Cobra Commander.

Bezombia wrote:It was about this time that Padnak slowly realized that the thread he thought was about gaming was, in fact, an eight story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.

Husseinarti wrote:Powered Borscht.

Because cosmonauts should never think that even in the depths of space they are free from the Soviet Union.

The Kievan People wrote:As usual, this is Padnak's fault, but we need to move on.

Immoren wrote:Again we've sexual tension that can be cut with a bowie.

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Purpelia
Post Czar
 
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Founded: Oct 19, 2010
Libertarian Police State

Postby Purpelia » Mon Aug 18, 2014 4:58 pm

Padnak wrote:
Korouse wrote:They could just manually fire a missile at you.


I said I wanted to

Didn't say I could

Sure you can. The trick will be sneaking it on board and in large enough numbers to intoxicate the crew. Not to mention where you are going to find that much fish and make sure it's contaminated.
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Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Gallia-
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Gallia- » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:20 pm

Purpelia wrote:
Padnak wrote:
I said I wanted to

Didn't say I could

Sure you can. The trick will be sneaking it on board and in large enough numbers to intoxicate the crew. Not to mention where you are going to find that much fish and make sure it's contaminated.


The trick is to decide which section of the Longsword is most important/valuable to capture once it breaks into four or five pieces and the crew leaves in fear of flooding.

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