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What's the weirdest thing ever banned from your nation?

Postby Helvagon » Sat May 10, 2014 5:31 pm

What is the weirdest thing your nation ever banned? In Helvagon, lima beans are officially outlawed.

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One day all the way back 107 years ago in the Council of Karoms, Samuel Ramirez, the representative from the planet Grehoid, was 1 hour and 34 minutes late for the meeting. He burst in the door and sat down in his chair, hoping nobody would notice. They all did though, and asked him why he was so late. He then told them that a witch had turned him into a newt, and when the other council members eyed him suspiciously, he added that he got better. The meeting went on, and it turned out that the Association Against Lousy Excuses (AALE) had sent an agent to follow him to work after noticing he was late, just to see if he'd make an excuse. The AALE released the footage of his entrance to the press as a fact, they said that Samuel had indeed been turned into a newt by a witch, just to troll (they never did like the government anyway). The public was outraged that someone dared to turn one of the council members into a lowly animal like a newt and set out to find the witch. After some investigation by a group of schoolchildren, the real reason why Samuel was late came out (he had run out of lima beans and wanted to go to the store to get more so his wife could snack on them) and the public was outraged at Samuel for telling the lie and getting them to spend much of their own money to find the culprit, and he was voted out the next election. Mr. Ramirez, who was known to be a little bit crazy, decided he was going to blame lima beans for his misfortune, and founded the Anti Lima Bean Association (ALBA) dedicated to the attempt to force the plant species Phaseolus lunatus (lima bean plants) go extinct. 238 Other members joined the group, and the ALBA quickly gained popularity after various members were able to write and sell books on the dangers of the lima bean. Some strange new extremist cult grew out of these ideas, and the members terrorized any people who ate, grew, or sold lima beans. The cult remained untouchable for 30 years afterward, but the leader was eventually caught and the terrorism ended. Just to be safe though, the government banned all lima beans to prevent further issues.
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Postby Hyfling » Sun May 11, 2014 1:40 am

All imported cheese is banned in Hyfling, due to out-of-date laws prohibiting it. It is in the process of being overturned though.

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Postby Ventoria regnum » Sun May 11, 2014 1:45 am

Honey badgers. The Grand Archon had a bad history with them (scars on his back prove it).
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Postby Calabarzon » Sun May 11, 2014 1:54 am

Cars that are manufactured from China are banned.
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Postby New Frenco Empire » Sun May 11, 2014 1:59 am

Music from the 21st century pop-rock band The Kings of Leon. Nickelback was banned as well, but Emperor Des'Gardes regarded it as a good thing to make people laugh, so he lifted it.
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Postby Sahrani South » Sun May 11, 2014 2:02 am

Iphones and Tamagotchis are banned in Sahrani.
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Postby Zhouran » Sun May 11, 2014 2:02 am

One thing banned in Zhouran is Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus and other American pop music. We see American pop music as inappropriate for Asian society.

Also, fruits from the Philippines are banned, since they are considered "too small", which has become a popular anti-Philippine joke in Zhouran.

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Postby Gkalgacxia » Sun May 11, 2014 2:03 am

Cows are banned in Gkalgacxia, for both safety and environmental reasons.
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Postby Gigaverse » Sun May 11, 2014 2:18 am

We specifically censor anything with Justin Bieber's face on it, leaving only the music. Even access to that is restricted too.
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Postby Nekoargentina » Sun May 11, 2014 2:20 am

Cat collars, and all form of collars with bells, since it reminded Nekomimis of their awful history as slaves and refugees before arriving in our territory.
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Postby Kachasta » Sun May 11, 2014 3:14 am

ABBA CD's as they are caused to make to populace like bad music.
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What's the weirdest thing ever banned in your nation?

Postby Parhe » Sun May 11, 2014 6:22 am

Chaebols are banned from involvement, outside of free donations and open research, in what are considered the traditional Parhic folk arts and some related food processing to protect small family businesses.
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Postby Auzkhia » Sun May 11, 2014 7:54 am

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Postby Lenciland » Sun May 11, 2014 7:58 am

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Postby Fvaarniimar » Sun May 11, 2014 8:05 am

The color red. There aren't any written laws against it, but, due to its associations with past horrors, it is very much taboo (save for one ceremony representing the new start after said atrocities) and wearing it is a literal request to no longer be a Fvaarniimarn.
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Postby -The Trade Federation- » Sun May 11, 2014 9:49 am

Any airplanes are highly restricted as the TF government wants to preserve airships.
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Postby Saurisisia » Sun May 11, 2014 2:27 pm

Wearing sombreros upside down in the city of Arizzo, for whatever reason.

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Postby Jumalariik » Sun May 11, 2014 2:29 pm

Porn, Pop, the Beatles and public nudity on TV on all days but the first day of a leap year are banned.
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Postby Ardoki » Sun May 11, 2014 2:31 pm

Western pop music.
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Postby Akirii » Sun May 11, 2014 2:34 pm

Any products by popular teen stars from the western world.
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Postby Albaie » Sun May 11, 2014 2:39 pm

Firing a pistol holding it upside down while riding a horse is illegal.
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Postby Nekronia » Sun May 11, 2014 2:44 pm

Probably pizza.
Pizzas are not sold anywhere due to the government basically being the sole source of bought goods, and tomatoes and other essential elements not really being able to be acquired. Pizzas are distinctly non-Nekronian and unhealthy, so they are effectively banned in Nekronia. The ban on pizza in Nekronia is generally found to be amusing or odd in foreign nations, and jokes in Nekronia about pizza are also able to be found. Pizzas are one food that is generally associated with capitalists, so most Nekronian jokes involving pizza tend to also involve capitalists.

It is also illegal to destroy outer space without authorization of a superior, due to a funny interaction of laws.
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Postby Santa Lucania » Sun May 11, 2014 2:47 pm

Octopus is still banned in Santa Lucania after a law passed in 1901 banned its use as a food. This law was passed as a way to control Natives and was part of a series of laws which targeted Native culture but it is however unenforced.
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Postby Natzi Earthquakestan » Sun May 11, 2014 2:55 pm

Spam (the food)
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Postby East Laurel » Sun May 11, 2014 2:56 pm

Teen pop made after the year 1999. It is considered highly destructive and extremely dangerous. Plus it is just god-awful.
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