Doge from Shibe Island Talks with Mr. Tugs on Draica Radio

[Draica]

For the first time ever, Hulbert Tug's hit radio show, Tug's Chat, comes on Shibe radio. A song sounding simillar to "We're not going to take it" pops on as the show begins. Then the announcer says, "live form Draica city, on radios and T.V.s now worldwide, it's Hulbert Tugs."

Tug's studio could be seen for Internet viewers. It would have pictures of depictions of Van Helsing killing Count Draculea, green little aliens, actual darts, AK-47S and RPgs on the wall. He'd have a cup of coffee and a microphone infront of him to accomadate him.

"Hello everyone! We are live from Draica city, broadcasting all around the globe and today in shibe Island. We are breaking down the draco-reptilian barriers, we are fouling drakan, we are destroying these people. They're just sitting around in their little chambers freaking out. "AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! THEY'RE AWAKENING, AAH!" Well hell yeah we're awakening! And for you fat queens, whenever you see a queen that's fact she's a fucking reptilian agent. For all you fat queens, you better keep doing that dance because we're coming! AAAAAAAAAH! WE'RE AWAKENING! AAAAAAAH WE'RE COMIN' FOR YOU REPTILIANS!" he slams against his pecs repeatedly like a gorilla" AAAAAH COMIN' FOR YOU, COMIN' FOR YOU! WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'!....

Gaaaaah.....Alright, we're going to your calls before I go on and do the show."

[Shibe Island]

For the first time ever, Hulbert Tug's hit radio show, Tug's Chat, comes on Shibe radio. A song sounding simillar to "We're not going to take it" pops on as the show begins. Then the announcer says, "live form Draica city, on radios and T.V.s now worldwide, it's Hulbert Tugs."

Tug's studio could be seen for Internet viewers. It would have pictures of depictions of Van Helsing killing Count Draculea, green little aliens, actual darts, AK-47S and RPgs on the wall. He'd have a cup of coffee and a microphone infront of him to accomadate him.

"Hello everyone! We are live from Draica city, broadcasting all around the globe and today in shibe Island. We are breaking down the draco-reptilian barriers, we are fouling drakan, we are destroying these people. They're just sitting around in their little chambers freaking out. "AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! THEY'RE AWAKENING, AAH!" Well hell yeah we're awakening! And for you fat queens, whenever you see a queen that's fact she's a fucking reptilian agent. For all you fat queens, you better keep doing that dance because we're coming! AAAAAAAAAH! WE'RE AWAKENING! AAAAAAAH WE'RE COMIN' FOR YOU REPTILIANS!" he slams against his pecs repeatedly like a gorilla" AAAAAH COMIN' FOR YOU, COMIN' FOR YOU! WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'!....

Gaaaaah.....Alright, we're going to your calls before I go on and do the show."

Well, hello there, Mr. Tugs. My name is Shibedoge Totakeke, but you can call me Doge. Let me just say, I strongly agree with the fact that the draco-reptilian alliance is out to manipulate everybody and that we should fight against them. Now, may I ask what are the signs that someone could be a reptilian in disguise?

[The New Dog Nation]

WHAT MADNESS IT THIS?

[Draica]

For the first time ever, Hulbert Tug's hit radio show, Tug's Chat, comes on Shibe radio. A song sounding simillar to "We're not going to take it" pops on as the show begins. Then the announcer says, "live form Draica city, on radios and T.V.s now worldwide, it's Hulbert Tugs."

Tug's studio could be seen for Internet viewers. It would have pictures of depictions of Van Helsing killing Count Draculea, green little aliens, actual darts, AK-47S and RPgs on the wall. He'd have a cup of coffee and a microphone infront of him to accomadate him.

"Hello everyone! We are live from Draica city, broadcasting all around the globe and today in shibe Island. We are breaking down the draco-reptilian barriers, we are fouling drakan, we are destroying these people. They're just sitting around in their little chambers freaking out. "AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH! THEY'RE AWAKENING, AAH!" Well hell yeah we're awakening! And for you fat queens, whenever you see a queen that's fact she's a fucking reptilian agent. For all you fat queens, you better keep doing that dance because we're coming! AAAAAAAAAH! WE'RE AWAKENING! AAAAAAAH WE'RE COMIN' FOR YOU REPTILIANS!" he slams against his pecs repeatedly like a gorilla" AAAAAH COMIN' FOR YOU, COMIN' FOR YOU! WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'!....

Gaaaaah.....Alright, we're going to your calls before I go on and do the show."

Well, hello there, Mr. Tugs. My name is Shibedoge Totakeke, but you can call me Doge. Let me just say, I strongly agree with the fact that the draco-reptilian alliance is out to manipulate everybody and that we should fight against them. Now, may I ask what are the signs that someone could be a reptilian in disguise?

"Alright the signs, the biggest sign is the eyes. Reptilians are just that, reptile humanoids. What eyes do reptiles like lizards and geckos have/ Slits in the eyes. If a human being has slits in their eyes or their eyes change like that then revert back, they're a reptilian. Their holographic projection is fading out. That's how you know."

[Shibe Island]

Well, hello there, Mr. Tugs. My name is Shibedoge Totakeke, but you can call me Doge. Let me just say, I strongly agree with the fact that the draco-reptilian alliance is out to manipulate everybody and that we should fight against them. Now, may I ask what are the signs that someone could be a reptilian in disguise?

"Alright the signs, the biggest sign is the eyes. Reptilians are just that, reptile humanoids. What eyes do reptiles like lizards and geckos have/ Slits in the eyes. If a human being has slits in their eyes or their eyes change like that then revert back, they're a reptilian. Their holographic projection is fading out. That's how you know."

Okay, Mr. Tugs. I thank you for the knowledge. Now, I've heard the majority of monarchies and other overrated right-wing governments are known to have an entire fellowship of reptilian humanoids. Could this be true?

[Draica]

"Alright the signs, the biggest sign is the eyes. Reptilians are just that, reptile humanoids. What eyes do reptiles like lizards and geckos have/ Slits in the eyes. If a human being has slits in their eyes or their eyes change like that then revert back, they're a reptilian. Their holographic projection is fading out. That's how you know."

Okay, Mr. Tugs. I thank you for the knowledge. Now, I've heard the majority of monarchies and other overrated right-wing governments are known to have an entire fellowship of reptilian humanoids. Could this be true?

"Yes. The reptilian-dracos are everywhere, everywhere. The reptilians have hives in many of the more uptuse monarchies, you just have to look."

[Shibe Island]

Okay, Mr. Tugs. I thank you for the knowledge. Now, I've heard the majority of monarchies and other overrated right-wing governments are known to have an entire fellowship of reptilian humanoids. Could this be true?

"Yes. The reptilian-dracos are everywhere, everywhere. The reptilians have hives in many of the more uptuse monarchies, you just have to look."

What do the reptilian-draco hives look like?

[Draica]

"Yes. The reptilian-dracos are everywhere, everywhere. The reptilians have hives in many of the more uptuse monarchies, you just have to look."

What do the reptilian-draco hives look like?

"Hmm..Something of the sort.."

All web viewers could see something like this:

[Shibe Island]

What do the reptilian-draco hives look like?

"Hmm..Something of the sort.."

All web viewers could see something like this:

Oh good lord, those reptilians are a bit easy to spot. There may be exceptions, but still. Now since we don't want those corrupt Republican reptilitan-dracos to take over, how do you suggest we take them down?

[Draica]

"Hmm..Something of the sort.."

All web viewers could see something like this:

Oh good lord, those reptilians are a bit easy to spot. There may be exceptions, but still. Now since we don't want those corrupt Republican reptilitan-dracos to take over, how do you suggest we take them down?

"Covert military operations. Send in your men with chemical weapons then gas the hives. Kill them all."

[Shibe Island]

Oh good lord, those reptilians are a bit easy to spot. There may be exceptions, but still. Now since we don't want those corrupt Republican reptilitan-dracos to take over, how do you suggest we take them down?

"Covert military operations. Send in your men with chemical weapons then gas the hives. Kill them all."

Yes, I must send my Doge army over to their hives and exterminate the reptilians once and for all!

[Draica]

"Covert military operations. Send in your men with chemical weapons then gas the hives. Kill them all."

Yes, I must send my Doge army over to their hives and exterminate the reptilians once and for all!

"YES! WIPE THEM OUT! KILL THEM ALL! HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT."

[Shibe Island]

Yes, I must send my Doge army over to their hives and exterminate the reptilians once and for all!

"YES! WIPE THEM OUT! KILL THEM ALL! HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT."

Alright, we shall keep our guns pointed at these suspicious creatures. Let me just say, it's a pleasure talking to you, Mr. Tugs. Now that we know about the secret society of reptilian-dracos bent on world domination, we will now be more cautious about who goes in our borders. Me and the rest of Shibe Island would like to consider you a hero for this.

[Draica]

"YES! WIPE THEM OUT! KILL THEM ALL! HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT."

Alright, we shall keep our guns pointed at these suspicious creatures. Let me just say, it's a pleasure talking to you, Mr. Tugs. Now that we know about the secret society of reptilian-dracos bent on world domination, we will now be more cautious about who goes in our borders. Me and the rest of Shibe Island would like to consider you a hero for this.

"Good! Wipe out those demonic pieces of half-piece trash and burn them in the pit! That reminds of one time this guy, on record in Draica, was just walkin down the street. Just walkin. He didn't like what President Timothy was doing, so the Draician intelligence agency came out in blackhawk helicopters, abducted him and tied him up.

The officiers were like "YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU WANNA CAUSE PROBLEMS, COME HERE CHAD" *Punch sound* GAH KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT YOU SON OF A BITCH." Tugs then gets a real knife and begins stabbing his table "Ahaaa! DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH, AHAHAHH! YEAH WE RULE DRAICA! HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT!." He then takes out an empty vial and begins moving it around. "Gon' put battery acid all over ya' asses, yer a terrorist."

"IT SICKENS ME! WE NEED TO RISE UP AGAINST THESE SICK PEOPLE! AAAAAAAH! RISE UP!"

[Shibe Island]

Alright, we shall keep our guns pointed at these suspicious creatures. Let me just say, it's a pleasure talking to you, Mr. Tugs. Now that we know about the secret society of reptilian-dracos bent on world domination, we will now be more cautious about who goes in our borders. Me and the rest of Shibe Island would like to consider you a hero for this.

"Good! Wipe out those demonic pieces of half-piece trash and burn them in the pit! That reminds of one time this guy, on record in Draica, was just walkin down the street. Just walkin. He didn't like what President Timothy was doing, so the Draician intelligence agency came out in blackhawk helicopters, abducted him and tied him up.

The officiers were like "YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU WANNA CAUSE PROBLEMS, COME HERE CHAD" *Punch sound* GAH KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT YOU SON OF A BITCH." Tugs then gets a real knife and begins stabbing his table "Ahaaa! DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH, AHAHAHH! YEAH WE RULE DRAICA! HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT!." He then takes out an empty vial and begins moving it around. "Gon' put battery acid all over ya' asses, yer a terrorist."

"IT SICKENS ME! WE NEED TO RISE UP AGAINST THESE SICK PEOPLE! AAAAAAAH! RISE UP!"

RISE UP! AND MAKE THEM FALL DOWN TO THE GROUND LIKE THE SONS OF BITCHES THEY ARE!! Mind if I borrow that vial of battery acid?

[Draica]

"Actually we're out. We'll have some soon, though."