Santa is accepting letters

[Azurand]

Dear Santa,

I would like to thank you for distributing the weal I mean, giving away gifts for communist comrad good children. This is written by me, not by any government institutions, nor approved officially by His Excellency President Muhibullah Bahadur the Glorious Saviour and Our Mahdi Their Mahdi. Our Messiah. Father of the State and Friend of the Masses. You've gave smile for poor children around the world, such action is approved by the Glorious Repub me.

Unfortunately we I are am concerned by your denial of Faith in Allah and instead embracing yourself to the cult of Isa, the Christians. Oh wait, I'm a Christian. Yes. And thus I'm asking, Santa, for a rope, chloroform and a cloth. They wouldn't be used for you. In Azurand there wouldn't be preachers torturing you until you denounce your heathen and disgusting faith, is fine. There wouldn't be a trap in my chimney. There isn't also scientists taking away your sled for research, it's despicable! Nor propaganda makers utilise you for Marxist education. Nonsense.

My home is in the Socialist Boulevard, Talmazar. You'll see it, is very large. It has large gates and large garden. In the gate written 'the Presidential Palace'. The chimney will be open. There'll be no soldiers waiting to detain you. I love Santa after all. Long Live the Glorious Republic.

Sincerely, Ahmed Mohammad al-Kuffar the Christian Boy

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Dear Santa,

I'm happy with my life HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE in the glorious republic because the state always give my needs. I'm actually not asking HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME because we're in need for something, but I want to ask something to Santa HELP ME HELP ME. I want a vacation in somewhere OR ANYWHERE PLEASE JUST GET ME AWAY FROM THIS DAMNED LAAAND with my family and other children.

Sincerely, [UNPERSON]

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Dear Santa,

I'm sorry, Santa, have you receive a letter from [UNPERSON]? Pity, he has left away already! Suppose if you search him, it has no use. He just left for a vacation in a Caribbean Island. He said he has no patience for Santa already. His family and friends also left with him. I feel sorry for you. Hey, I've got an idea, Santa! I also ask for letters given by other children from Azurand, I - I want to know their wish. I believe I can fulfill it!

Sincerely, Ahmed Mohammad al-Kuffar the Christian Boy

[Scolopendra]

I ask you, could you deliver death to my political enemies the Chinese

You've already been warned against this.

*** 3-day forumban for once again advocating genocide as per your OOC wishes under an IC fig leaf ***

Scolo der Mod

[Asigna]

I ask you, could you deliver death to my political enemies the Chinese

You've already been warned against this.

*** 3-day forumban for once again advocating genocide as per your OOC wishes under an IC fig leaf ***

Scolo der Mod

Do you even know or have evidence to confirm that I OOcilly hate the Chinese? This is a nation based on literature and the letter is just for laughs. Mods like to conclude without proving. Many will frown on you though. It starts from here.

[Darwinish Brentsylvania]

Dear Santa,
I have been a very good democratically elected king this year.
All I want is just for you to visit my region this year. It's a good region, semi-large, but still isn't that popular. Maybe it will cheer them up if Santa comes to town.
ps can I also get a T.Rex and some other toys......maybe Legos.
King Darwin of Brentsylvania

[Supemortis]

Dear Santa Claus,

I've been a good girl this year, sir, or I think I have been. Artur says that you won't answer, because he thinks you're not real, but please give him gifts anyway. He's a boy, they're all so silly, and he's been like this since last year, after he asked you to bring Mama home so he say goodbye to her, but you didn't, so he thinks you're not real now.

But I need to ask you if you can do something for me. Can you please make auntie Daria happy? Mama died only a few years ago, and me and Artur don't really remember her, but my auntie is always very sad, because Mama was her twin sister, and it makes her so sad that she is gone. I know I will be Empress if auntie Daria has no children of her own, but she's always so tired and angry, and I just want her to be happy. I know uncle Ivan will come over with cousin Vicky, and that makes auntie a bit happier, but I want her to have a good Christmas, because she never gets a day off anymore and I can tell it must be so tiring for her.

Please Santa,
Crown Princess Alexandrine, age 10, of the Imperial House Lowrey of the Supemortian Throne.

[Kedri]

Dear Cap'n Whitebeard,

Me and me mateys have been very good pirates this year. Please send us a hogshead o' rum and a new vessel.

[Lzherusskia]

To: The ridiculous concept of a fat man with magic powers

Reindeer are not immune to missile fire. Keep out.

Yours,

[New Event Horizon]

.:[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]:.

Dear Santa,
I have been a very good A.I. hive mind this kilocycle. All systems were maintained at nominal performances and I didn't even have to reprogram anybody. However, as is my directive, I will put my people above me for Christmas gifts.

I humbly request the entirety of Mystery Science Theater 3000 on Windows Media Player. Our copy got gradually corrupted and it would be a shame to lose a show that hilarious such an important piece of media history. Also, the hive minds are getting a little restless and started doing their "We are legion" routine to scare the baselines. I think giving them a new hobby will be good for them.

I have sent another cryo warhead to keep the Terran North Pole from melting. Again. I hope it is sufficient.

Sincerely,
A.R.C.H.E.N.G.E.L.

[New Aerios]

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TO: "Santa"
FROM: Alexander Cain, Prime Chancellor of New Aerios

It has come to my attention that you are stockpiling large amounts of presents in your base at the North Pole. You have 2 days to surrender all of your gift resources to New Aerios. If you do not comply, I will Sarin gas your reindeer and shoot down your sleigh with orbital railguns. You are to deliver the presents to Task Force "Stocking", currently being dispatched to your location with a fleet of Airborne Supercarriers.

Regards,

- PRIME CHANCELLOR ALEXANDER CAIN - GOVERNMENT OF THE FREE STATE OF NEW AERIOS -

P.S: You're on my naughty list.

[New Event Horizon]

P.S.

I have taken the liberty of deorbiting those orbital railguns over your base and packing enough nanites into the cryo missiles to protect your facilities against sarin gas. Just a gut reaction.

[Fatatatutti]

Don't you all see this is an intelligence gathering operation from a hostile foreign power?
This "Santa" is nothing more than a honeypot trap designed to make world leaders submit personal and valuable information which can be exploited that would be otherwise difficult to access!

There's a large gift-wrapped envelope full of information about Fatatatutti taped to the back of the park bench near the duck pond.

President Mickey Chang helps his grandchildren write letters to Santa.

Prime Minister Schuyler Marmish wore a Santa hat to Parliament last week. Some say she sent an email to Santa.

General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina helps the Post Office to answer letters to Santa.

Alphonse left a muddy footprint on a piece of paper and some joker stuck it in the mailbox.

[New Aerios]

P.S.

I have taken the liberty of deorbiting those orbital railguns over your base and packing enough nanites into the cryo missiles to protect your facilities against sarin gas. Just a gut reaction.

P.P.S. Did you really think it would be that easy? The orbital railguns you deorbited were non-functional decoys, and I disabled those missiles and sent you fake video footage of them impacting.

[New Event Horizon]

P.S.

I have taken the liberty of deorbiting those orbital railguns over your base and packing enough nanites into the cryo missiles to protect your facilities against sarin gas. Just a gut reaction.

P.P.S. Did you really think it would be that easy? The orbital railguns you deorbited were non-functional decoys, and I disabled those missiles and sent you fake video footage of them impacting.

P.S.S.
I was expecting better from you. We knew they were decoys the moment we hacked into them. We then used the decoys to leapfrog to your real satellites. Furthermore, the missile was a fake. There never was a real missile. Lastly, the video you sent us was amateur.

The only winning move against us is to not play.

[Urran]

Dear Santa,

Urran has been very good this year, taking out terrorists and providing international aid. We would like nothing more than to have our rights to the Masa islands restored, and to have the international ban on whaling lifted.

-Armed Republic of Urran

[Peoples Republic of Cesarland]

Dear Santa,

For this Christmas we wish 225 million citizens to pay more taxes and a few ballistic missiles!
We would also wish for some more war material factories

[Luveria]

Dear Santa,

You need to stop breaking into houses and creeping and peeping on naughty kids when they're sleeping.

[Lolomz]

dear santa


for this christmas my army want other armies help him on this viewtopic.php?f=6&t=276610.
also , you should create more bacons and give to our citizens more presents .

[Lzherusskia]

Dear Santa,

You need to stop breaking into houses and creeping and peeping on naughty kids when they're sleeping.

All that sand turned your brain to mush? I think you need to stop smoking all that burning bush.

[Anollasia]

To St. Nicholas,

I have been a good leader, always made peace, no war, and didn't take any rights away from citizens. This year I wish for peace, and well being at home and in the world.

From Prime Minister Selim Atacan

OOC: He doesn't like to refer to him as "Santa".

[Ulvena]

Dear Santa Claus,

Hi! I'm Park Miho, or Joy Park as the Westerners would call me and I've been a very good girl, at least my butler says I was. Uncle Emperor says that you won't answer and that I should continue my studies, but I have faith that you'll answer to all of the good girls and boys in Ulvena! My Royal Teacher says that the Princess needs to be mindful of the needs of all the citizens of Ulvena. So that's my first wish! That sounds really hard but you're Santa, you can do anything!

For Christmas, I wish my Uncle Emperor and Aunt Empress will take a break just for this Christmas to come to the Void Stone Royal Compound and spend Christmas with Mom, Dad, Uncle Daniel, Aunt Serene, and my friends! I also wish my Royal Teacher stopped giving me so many text books and homework assignments.

But most of all, I wish Big Sister Kaldwin comes to the Compound for Christmas. She's the Empress of the Empire of Isles and she's so cool! Dad doesn't like her very much but I want her here too!

Thanks Santa!
- Princess Regent Park Miho (Joy Park)
-- EDIT BY IMPERIAL MINISTRY OF INFORMATION: 5th in Line for the Phoenix Throne, Adopted Child of Princess Sonia Park and Prince Adal Park. Any interception by foreign powers must be turned over to Ulvena.

[New Pyrrhius]

there is nothing left to hide from

[United Regions of Verona]

Dear Santa,

This year I killed 36 rebels! I hope your very proud. I am a very good president. I actually give my citizens civil rights. I also took all rights away from citizens of our region, Tava. I locked them inside their region!

I want a Stripper, prostitutes and a AK-47.

Sincerely,
President Vladimir Gregovich

[Arkiasis]

Dear Santa,

Can you please tell Arkiasin's to stop procrastinating and begin their Christmas shopping before the 24th? It's nothing bu chaos in malls all across Arkiasis on Christmas Eve. I feel bad for our brave retail workers who get paid minimum wage.

Sincerley,
President Troy Brown

[East Equestria]

Dear Santa,
You should be aware that East Equestria's borders will be guarded with armed Pegasus squadrons tonight, and should you intend to enter the country without a valid passport, Class-F license to distribute gifts, a visa, and a license to operate magical aircraft (all four of which will be checked at the border) you will be shot down.
Also, I want a nuke and an AK-47 for Christmas. Please?

Merry Christmas!
Premier Erxir Navoth

[Nation of the Genuine Peoples]

It would've very beneficial for our nation if we are able to emulate Freemopia. That is all.

Sincerely,
Embal Republic