Santa is accepting letters

[Santa]

Ho Ho Ho!
Merry Christmas!

It's that time of year again, when all the little boys and girls start to behave very well, because they know that Santa is coming to pay them a visit this Christmas Eve: indeed, he has already visited a few large regions!

However, Santa cannot keep track of every little boy and girl's wants (most of his energy is devided between mince-pie eating and finding out who has been naughty or nice) so it is always very jolly and heart-warming to open up letters written by tiny, adoring hands, asking me to send them what they want this Christmas.

For this reason, Santa would like to give the nations of the world a very jolly tiding: that as of this date, Santa's grotto snowy post office on the North Pole is accepting letters!
Please make sure to send in your lettres no later than 6 AM on Christmas morning, so that Santa has a chance to reply to them all.

Ho Ho Ho!

[Merconitonitopia]

Dear Santa;

This year I have been a very good dictator.

All I ask of you is a police force so I CAN MAKE MY SUBJECTS FEAR ME.

Yours sincerely,
~Supreme Leader Infuschein

[Markhan]

Dear Santa,

As a Markhadist prince and grandson of the Magistrach, I have asked for a lot of presents in my life, but this year I'd like something even more special. I have seen my grandfather give my people pride; purpose and the strength to fight on for Markhan.
Each day, he is flooded with issues, problems and state affairs, whilst foreigners try to aggressively overthrow him. My grandfather has been through a lot; I was never around to see my grandmother alive but I am sure she was amazing enough to give my grandfather two great children, one of them being my father, the Chancellor.
All I ask, is that you give my grandfather the strength to carry on and to keep fighting until his last breath. Thank you.

Prince Siryan Ovllyad of Markhan

[CHUCK NORRlS]

Dear Santa,

This year has been a joyride, but this year is also a turmoil for countless tribes, nations, and empires. I wish that peace be established for all people and that there would be no conflicts of any sorts for the good of the multiverse.

Sincerely,
Chuck Norris

[Zeganas]

Dear Santa, my guy;

I've been a good leader by keeping Zeganas stable and prosperous. I try to help the people in many ways, even at the expense of myself.

My only wish for this christmas is any kind of blessings upon the great nation of Zeganas and to make it better for 2014. I ask for this on behalf of the 870 million Zeganasians and/or 1.27 billion in the Zeganasian empire. We will be grateful if you did anything positive for Zeganas, for the nation, for the people, for the citizens, for the world.

Thank you.
Sincerely, Robert Randson, Leader of Zeganas

[Nervium]

Dear Santa/King Uthaas, who ever it may concern,

I shall be blunt,

I would like some more budget this year, particulary to help out my police and judical parts of the goverment, they're quite well funded, but poverty is driving the people to crime and my goverment isn't helping either by being corrupt, now this wouldn't be all that bad if the socialists would just shut up about our problems on the world stage, they seem to believe that we have done nothing to improve the lives of the commoners, while this year alone we cut welfare, to give them incentive to work! So dear Santa/King Uthaas, a few billion Deniers would really help us on the way.

Anyway Your Frosty Majesty,
I wish you joyous holy days and all the kindness and blessings of the Saints.
Your Earthly Subject,

Joseph XX, King of Nervium, Lord of Ifdonia, Defender of the Holy Church of Nervium, and so on, and so on.

PS; My son, Prince Isidor, doesn't like the Gregorian Chant cd you gave him last year... We will leave it near the fireplace, if you please can take it with you oncemore.

PSS; My wife, Queen Basketcase Esther really enjoyed that spa weekend, I did too, I was glad she was off my back for a weekend, especially during that time of year were I have to approve budgets, please, do give such again.

[The New Dog Nation]

Dear Santa,

I need about Tree Fiddy

[United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999]

Dear santa,

I have been a very good child this year. I want more Festeral. I want to pry open my third eye. When I bite Suzy, I want to become one with her forever. That is how much I love her. I want to own a sixth finger.

Sincerely, Billy.

[Cameroi]

good for him. whoever he is.

is he a him?

at any rate, in several hundred years, the time it takes light to reach your earth from the sun our planet circles, he should be receiving several million messages and greetings from our world to his.

[Asigna]

Dear Santa,

Mabuhay!

As a Christmas gift. I ask you, could you deliver death to my political enemies the Chinese, the Anti-Asigna party politicians and South Rothinzil? The fire of Filipino politics and my pathetic love for country burns deep within my own heart. I ask you that my war machine modernization project be continued so that i will have the strength to crush my enemies as a leader of a nation that wants to see its own victory. I ask you in a way that i am one of your most delighted children. Thank you.

Merry Christmas.

Your most loving children of the world.
Punong (leader) Erin Terten of Asigna Philippines

The picture of the sender.

[Luveria]

Don't you all see this is an intelligence gathering operation from a hostile foreign power?
This "Santa" is nothing more than a honeypot trap designed to make world leaders submit personal and valuable information which can be exploited that would be otherwise difficult to access!

[Asigna]

Don't you all see this is an intelligence gathering operation from a hostile foreign power?
This "Santa" is nothing more than a honeypot trap designed to make world leaders submit personal and valuable information that would be otherwise difficult to access!

Excellent idea. It's a good thing the desires my leader wrote are pretty obvious and typical of him.

[Bolrieg]

Dear Father Christmas
I have been a very good king this year so what I want is more money more weapons and could you also make Trasdels head burst as well as every red and muslim in Bolrieg.and please please please please STOP SENDING ME FUCKING COAL I DON'T NEED IT
yours sincerely His Grand Majesty High King Hegrod IX

[Horizont]

Dear Santa,

This year I've been a very good girl. I would like to ask you for more warships so that the Reichsmarine may happily strike down all of our foes with no mercy, for more panzers so that the Wehrmacht and SS can be happy and more easily conquer new lands against the wishes of the local population with their iron jackboot, and for more flying saucers so that the Luftwaffe can happily mercilessly wipe out the air forces of our enemies. I would also like to ask for enough Telescreens to fit every household in my nation so the state can happily keep an eye on them.

Signed, Viktoria Hartmann, Führerin of the Fourth German Reich, Reichskanzelarin of the Fourth German Reich, Supreme Judge of the People, and High Commander of the Armed Forces.

[Asigna]

Dear Santa,

Mabuhay!

Can you please give me six eyes?

Merry Christmas.

Your most loving children of the world.
Propaganda minister Adriano Timente

[Elmorica]

Dear Santa,

I have been the best dictator ever. I have promoted cultural unity across my empire, and am now doing the best stuff for my country.

However, I have just one request. Can you please make those pesky Felbahns behave, become loyalists and learn Elmorik?

Also, can you please dye your beard a Ginger for when you come to Elmorik and Faelbik? Just so that the little kiddies understand that you are, obviously, Elmorik?

Oh, and one last thing. Can you make every nation in the world not hate me?

By the way, if you don't, then your trip around Felbah will be much shorter.

You're the best Santa!

A'roch Kaldeviar.
Grand Leader of Elmorik.
nice

[Nueo Soled]

Dear Santa,

This year i've been a very good president. I won after democratic elections, and the people loves me. But there's just one thing i need from you.

I really, really want a motorbike. A big, powerful motorbike. Could i please have one? I promise i'll follow the traffic rules and not hurt anybody.

I also have one request for my home country, Nueo Soled. We've had a little problem with birds lately. They fly too low, and they take peoples food. Make them stop. Please.

I'm going to spend christmas with my family in Edkalai. Too bad there isn't any snow.

Yours sincerely, president Otto of The Catholic Islands of Nueo Soled.

[Bolrieg]

Dear Santa,

I have been the best dictator ever. I have promoted cultural unity across my empire, and am now doing the best stuff for my country.

However, I have just one request. Can you please make those pesky Felbahns behave, become loyalists and learn Elmorik?

Also, can you please dye your beard a Ginger for when you come to Elmorik and Faelbik? Just so that the little kiddies understand that you are, obviously, Elmorik?

Oh, and one last thing. Can you make every nation in the world not hate me?

By the way, if you don't, then your trip around Felbah will be much shorter.

You're the best Santa!

A'roch Kaldeviar.
Grand Leader of Elmorik.
nice

My nation doesn't hate you

[Sint Franciscus]

Dear Santa,

I have tried to be good this year. When I took over Sint Franciscus with force and violence I didn't keep the power, I gave it to the people. Well, I made a constitution that effectively made me an absolute monarch, but still...DEMOCRACY!!! All I want this year is prosperity for my nation. Our economy is weak, we have almost no natural resources, and no countries want to trade with us due to me killing over 200 politicians. Thank you Santa <3

Signed,
- Prince Jacob of Sint Franciscus

[Felbah]

Dear Santa,

I have been the best dictator ever. I have promoted cultural unity across my empire, and am now doing the best stuff for my country.

However, I have just one request. Can you please make those pesky Felbahns behave, become loyalists and learn Elmorik?

Also, can you please dye your beard a Ginger for when you come to Elmorik and Faelbik? Just so that the little kiddies understand that you are, obviously, Elmorik?

Oh, and one last thing. Can you make every nation in the world not hate me?

By the way, if you don't, then your trip around Felbah will be much shorter.

You're the best Santa!

A'roch Kaldeviar.
Grand Leader of Elmorik.
nice

My nation doesn't hate you

Aww. Thanks. Would you support my nation in a quest to rid me of my enemies?

[Orvius]

Dear All-Father Óðinn Santa,

The people of the Union of Orveic Socialist States have been of an adequate morality this Christmas. We humbly request your magical material spawning powers to grant us the wealth to power an industrial behemoth, and the might to crush our enemies under our feet with a military the likes no one on this earth has ever seen. If you see it in your heart to grant us this, we shall sacrifice many of our enemies ƀlōtan trees so that eight-legged horse Sleipnir doesn't feast on the entrails of the unsubstantiated.

Truthfully yours,
The Commonwealth of Orvius

[Bolrieg]

Unread postby Felbah » Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:22 am




Bolrieg wrote:


Dear Santa,

I have been the best dictator ever. I have promoted cultural unity across my empire, and am now doing the best stuff for my country.

However, I have just one request. Can you please make those pesky Felbahns behave, become loyalists and learn Elmorik?

Also, can you please dye your beard a Ginger for when you come to Elmorik and Faelbik? Just so that the little kiddies understand that you are, obviously, Elmorik?

Oh, and one last thing. Can you make every nation in the world not hate me?

By the way, if you don't, then your trip around Felbah will be much shorter.

You're the best Santa!

A'roch Kaldeviar.
Grand Leader of Elmorik.
nice
My nation doesn't hate you
Aww. Thanks. Would you support my nation in a quest to rid me of my enemies?

go on why not

[Akshara]

Give indians the strength to make the politicians non corrupt and make india a safer place for people free of crime.

[Santa]

Ho H Ho!
Merry Christmas!

From: Santa Claus,
Jolly Castle,
Santa's Grotto,
Lapland

To: the people of the world

Ho Ho Ho:
Although it is jolly and heart-warming to see upstanding national leaders such as yourself wanting to discover their childhood, Santa delivers presents only to the good boys and girls. He would hope that nations would not allow a member of Santa's target audience to take up control of their nations.
So, it is decidedly unjolly that Santa must ask the children only to send their letters to him this year.

Yours Sincerely,
Santa Claus

[Neo Philippine Empire]