Your Nation's Main Battle Tank (No Mechs) [Part 1]

[United Gackle]

Well I noticed a truck which falls below Humvee's.

Posted as a joke

either way an actual armored car or a Wiesel would do you better

I wasn't planning on posting it, i just found out that Humvee was pretty funny (also the H1 hummers which is what that is can go through just about anything)

[The Corparation]

Humvee was built for use behind front lines away from battle. It has no armor much less NBC protection all it does is carry men and equipment from a to b. It wasn't even built to withstand small-ams fire much less a full on MG or IED. Even with the bolt on armor they can't take many hits



That's known as a technical. They aren't actual combat vehicles they're just Toyatas with a MG bolted on the back. They're cheap fast and carry a moderate size weapon. Against an actual military they suck.

well if its a toyota, in that case it fails i'll stick with a Siverado for a Technical then fast, and reliable.

The toyata thats used most is the Hilux family. Its the most dependaple car on the planet. You can drive it down a flight of steps, scraping buildings, then crash headlong into a tree, have it washed out to sea, submerged for four hours, drive it through a garden shed, drop a camping trailer on it, hit it with a wrecking ball, set its cabin and bed area on fire, then finally, place it on top of a 240-foot tall apartment block which you then blow up by a controlled demolition. And when you're done it will still run.

[Narcidia]

well if its a toyota, in that case it fails i'll stick with a Siverado for a Technical then fast, and reliable.

The toyata thats used most is the Hilux family. Its the most dependaple car on the planet. You can drive it down a flight of steps, scraping buildings, then crash headlong into a tree, have it washed out to sea, submerged for four hours, drive it through a garden shed, drop a camping trailer on it, hit it with a wrecking ball, set its cabin and bed area on fire, then finally, place it on top of a 240-foot tall apartment block which you then blow up by a controlled demolition. And when you're done it will still run.

So it's the AK-47 of trucks?

[The Corparation]

The toyata thats used most is the Hilux family. Its the most dependaple car on the planet. You can drive it down a flight of steps, scraping buildings, then crash headlong into a tree, have it washed out to sea, submerged for four hours, drive it through a garden shed, drop a camping trailer on it, hit it with a wrecking ball, set its cabin and bed area on fire, then finally, place it on top of a 240-foot tall apartment block which you then blow up by a controlled demolition. And when you're done it will still run.

So it's the AK-47 of trucks?

yep

[Narcidia]

So it's the AK-47 of trucks?

yep

I want one. :|

[The Corparation]

yep

I want one. :|

Your local Toyata dealer If you're in the US then it's called the Tacoma.

[Helghast empire]

Zaku II mobile battle suit - height is 20 feet and fires 50mm shells in an assualt autocannon as primary weapons. 10 million tanks being produced by another country to serve as law enforcement in the empire.

[Narcidia]

. . . HOW. MANY. TIMES? HOW MANY?

FROM THE OP.

Lizardiar » Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:20 pm

Edit: Due to 'Misunderstandings in the thread...MBTs, or Main Battle Tanks are the only vehicles that will be viewed as 'Non-Spam' to us. Mechs, Mechas, Gundams, Titans, or any other kind of legged machine is not a tank.

[Satirius]

I was expecting you to chew him out for the "assualt" misspelling

either way the mecha is ugly even for a mecha

[Narcidia]

I was expecting you to chew him out for the "assualt" misspelling

either way the mecha is ugly even for a mecha

I was gonna leave that to you.

[Senestrum]

this is my tank

the tank, i mean, not the pitifully armored mech that's gonna get a facefulla' HEAT

[The Corparation]

this is my tank

the tank, i mean, not the pitifully armored mech that's gonna get a facefulla' HEAT

You don't even need a tank to take that thing out. a semi truck with a couple of giant logs would do the job much cheaper.

[Satirius]

The m65 assualt walker

it is 20.ft tall and has 5 plasma canons, 1. rail, gun and 1 c.l.h.p or ClosE range hamer-puonder

it has depleted uranium armor and era like m1a2 tusk abrams, and is the best takn in the world today

On another note, is there any reason why this image came from Auman's photobucket?

[Helghast empire]

My My lol the Zaku II is not so bad lol even the tanks some people put on here arnt even real them selves lol but if you want a tank then out main tank as of right now is this

[The Corparation]

My My lol the Zaku II is not so bad lol even the tanks some people put on here arnt even real them selves lol but if you want a tank then out main tank as of right now is this

1)That the tanks aren't real doesn't matter they're still tanks. Zakus are niether practical nor tanks.
2)Thats more of a tank destroyer then a tank.

[United States of PA]

I want one. :|

Your local Toyata dealer If you're in the US then it's called the Tacoma.

Those tests in Top Gear were bullshit, you could do the same thing with any American Pickup.

[Valionia]

Your local Toyata dealer If you're in the US then it's called the Tacoma.

Those tests in Top Gear were bullshit, you could do the same thing with any American Pickup.

^ Truth, after all a Chevy can take on Godzilla and win; and that's just a car, imagine what a truck can do.

[The Corparation]

Your local Toyata dealer If you're in the US then it's called the Tacoma.

Those tests in Top Gear were bullshit, you could do the same thing with any American Pickup.

As much as I respect American cars. Toyotas are cheaper more dependable and more durable. Theres's a reaon that when you go to a third world country that most of the pickups and suv's are Toyatas. You really think that an american truck can do better? Buy one and trash it yourself , or write to Top Gear and see if they'll do it for you.

[Imperial isa]

Those tests in Top Gear were bullshit, you could do the same thing with any American Pickup.

As much as I respect American cars. Toyotas are cheaper more dependable and more durable. Theres's a reaon that when you go to a third world country that most of the pickups and suv's are Toyatas. You really think that an american truck can do better? Buy one and trash it yourself , or write to Top Gear and see if they'll do it for you.

Top Gear smash up one already

[Imperial isa]

The m65 assualt walker

it is 20.ft tall and has 5 plasma canons, 1. rail, gun and 1 c.l.h.p or ClosE range hamer-puonder

it has depleted uranium armor and era like m1a2 tusk abrams, and is the best takn in the world today

On another note, is there any reason why this image came from Auman's photobucket?

here we go again

[L3 Communications]

Your local Toyata dealer If you're in the US then it's called the Tacoma.

Those tests in Top Gear were bullshit, you could do the same thing with any American Pickup.

orly?

[Rusikstan]

The m65 assualt walker

it is 20.ft tall and has 5 plasma canons, 1. rail, gun and 1 c.l.h.p or ClosE range hamer-puonder

it has depleted uranium armor and era like m1a2 tusk abrams, and is the best takn in the world today

On another note, is there any reason why this image came from Auman's photobucket?

here we go again

That's not his tank, he is mocking n00bs and mechs.

on another note is it just me or does that give new meaning to the phrase "crotch shot"

[The Corparation]

As much as I respect American cars. Toyotas are cheaper more dependable and more durable. Theres's a reaon that when you go to a third world country that most of the pickups and suv's are Toyatas. You really think that an american truck can do better? Buy one and trash it yourself , or write to Top Gear and see if they'll do it for you.

Top Gear smash up one already

Not an American truck.

[Imperial isa]

here we go again

That's not his tank, he is mocking n00bs and mechs.

on another note is it just me or does that give new meaning to the phrase "crotch shot"

yes one will fall for it

[Imperial isa]

Top Gear smash up one already

Not an American truck.

they smash something that American haven't they ??

we behind seasons here so i don't know