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by DnalweN acilbupeR » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:24 pm
The Emerald Dawn wrote:I award you no points, and have sent people to make sure your parents refrain from further breeding.
Lyttenburgh wrote:all this is a damning enough evidence to proove you of being an edgy butthurt 'murican teenager with the sole agenda of prooving to the uncaring bitch Web, that "You Have A Point!"
Lyttenburgh wrote:Either that, or, you were gang-raped by commi-nazi russian Spetznaz kill team, who then painted all walls in your house in hammer and sickles, and then viped their asses with the stars and stripes banner in your yard. That's the only logical explanation.
by Ulfr-Reich » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:25 pm
The Soodean Imperium wrote:Immoren wrote:Meanwhile in Immoren
Not exactly an APC, but hey, it gets the squad where you need it.
Though it's really only a matter of time before someone NSifies a tractor.
by DnalweN acilbupeR » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:27 pm
The Emerald Dawn wrote:I award you no points, and have sent people to make sure your parents refrain from further breeding.
Lyttenburgh wrote:all this is a damning enough evidence to proove you of being an edgy butthurt 'murican teenager with the sole agenda of prooving to the uncaring bitch Web, that "You Have A Point!"
Lyttenburgh wrote:Either that, or, you were gang-raped by commi-nazi russian Spetznaz kill team, who then painted all walls in your house in hammer and sickles, and then viped their asses with the stars and stripes banner in your yard. That's the only logical explanation.
by Ulfr-Reich » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:31 pm
by Immoren » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:33 pm
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
by Fordorsia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:33 pm
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.
by Kaledy » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:35 pm
DnalweN acilbupeR wrote:here in merica we have militarized little dozers to use on our civilians
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhffiiGBD4Q
by Ulfr-Reich » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:38 pm
Fordorsia wrote:([url=sad-to-snip]Image[/url])
Mk.1- Issued in 1910 to replace the bayonets that had been all but neglected by Fordorsian troops due to preferring to use their own knives. The knife was slightly shorter than the bayonets, but was thicker and more durable, making it a much better parrying weapon. Despite being issued as a utility knife, it did lack some basic features.
Mk.2- Made to replace the Mk.1 in 1912 after the start of the Deep War, the Mk.2 had a front-heavy blade, allowing for more powerful swings as well as having serrations along the spine of the blade, making it more suitable as a utility knife.
Mk.3- In 1913, despite being issued with axes and machetes, Fordorsian troops were still being outclassed in close combat by the Naðrfirar. To help this, or at least try and help it, troops where now re-issued with the Mk.3 Utility Knife, which now featured a thick handguard, allowing for better parrying as well as a good punch to the face if needed.
Mk.4- In 1915, as the Deep War became one of attrition, it was clear that Fordorsian troops would need to stay in the trenches for extended periods of time with limited supply lines, so it was decided that a completely new knife would be issued. One that would fit in every situation. The Mk.4 was broad, heavy and practical, allowing most soldiers to ditch their machetes and axes and save a great deal of weight. The few Ulfrans of the Ulfran 1st Regiment who were tasked with guarding the Silver Wind bridge during the war also took to the knife nicely after they were issued them.
Mk.5- After the Deep War ended in 1920, higher-quality materials were finally more widely available to Fordorsia. This allowed for the Mk.5, the next model of the utility knife, to have it's blade made out of titanium with a tungsten edge.
Mk.6- As tensions in Europe rose during the late 1930's, Fordorsia, as well as the rest of Ulfheim, knew that war was coming. As part of their preperations, the utility knife was further modified with another set of serrations spanning most of it's spine, as well as a reinforced handguard. The knives were in the hands of all Fordorsian troops before WWII started in 1930, and the Mk.6 served throughout it, and is still the standard utility knife, and iconic weapon, of Fordorsian troops.
by Fordorsia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:43 pm
Ulfr-Reich wrote:Fordorsia wrote:([url=sad-to-snip]Image[/url])
Mk.1- Issued in 1910 to replace the bayonets that had been all but neglected by Fordorsian troops due to preferring to use their own knives. The knife was slightly shorter than the bayonets, but was thicker and more durable, making it a much better parrying weapon. Despite being issued as a utility knife, it did lack some basic features.
Mk.2- Made to replace the Mk.1 in 1912 after the start of the Deep War, the Mk.2 had a front-heavy blade, allowing for more powerful swings as well as having serrations along the spine of the blade, making it more suitable as a utility knife.
Mk.3- In 1913, despite being issued with axes and machetes, Fordorsian troops were still being outclassed in close combat by the Naðrfirar. To help this, or at least try and help it, troops where now re-issued with the Mk.3 Utility Knife, which now featured a thick handguard, allowing for better parrying as well as a good punch to the face if needed.
Mk.4- In 1915, as the Deep War became one of attrition, it was clear that Fordorsian troops would need to stay in the trenches for extended periods of time with limited supply lines, so it was decided that a completely new knife would be issued. One that would fit in every situation. The Mk.4 was broad, heavy and practical, allowing most soldiers to ditch their machetes and axes and save a great deal of weight. The few Ulfrans of the Ulfran 1st Regiment who were tasked with guarding the Silver Wind bridge during the war also took to the knife nicely after they were issued them.
Mk.5- After the Deep War ended in 1920, higher-quality materials were finally more widely available to Fordorsia. This allowed for the Mk.5, the next model of the utility knife, to have it's blade made out of titanium with a tungsten edge.
Mk.6- As tensions in Europe rose during the late 1930's, Fordorsia, as well as the rest of Ulfheim, knew that war was coming. As part of their preperations, the utility knife was further modified with another set of serrations spanning most of it's spine, as well as a reinforced handguard. The knives were in the hands of all Fordorsian troops before WWII started in 1930, and the Mk.6 served throughout it, and is still the standard utility knife, and iconic weapon, of Fordorsian troops.
SPLENDIDLY POINTY! Well done!
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.
by Purpelia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:56 pm
DnalweN acilbupeR wrote:here in merica we have militarized little dozers to use on our civilians
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhffiiGBD4Q
by Kouralia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:58 pm
Purpelia wrote:DnalweN acilbupeR wrote:here in merica we have militarized little dozers to use on our civilians
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhffiiGBD4Q
Earlier today, in another unprovoked incident enemy troops once again crossed our border insidiously. Whilst peacefully plowing in a field near the border one of our agricultural tractors was attacked. In response to this our tractor returned fire dealing heavy casualties to our opponents and driving them off. Upon which it recovered our wounded and flew back to base.
by Purpelia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:59 pm
Kouralia wrote:Purpelia wrote:Earlier today, in another unprovoked incident enemy troops once again crossed our border insidiously. Whilst peacefully plowing in a field near the border one of our agricultural tractors was attacked. In response to this our tractor returned fire dealing heavy casualties to our opponents and driving them off. Upon which it recovered our wounded and flew back to base.
#Gavin
by Blackledge » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:08 pm
Imperializt Russia wrote:This specific post:
viewtopic.php?p=15219902#p15219902
And a long discussion that it's in the middle of.
That's what I was referring to about the leadership methods.
by Blackledge » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:10 pm
Ulfr-Reich wrote:Oi though, I'm being serious, a militarized tractor, with cannons an' shite.
Also, that hydraulic breaching ram on the "Rook" is like a mechanized willy, I'm just throwing that out there.
by Sevvania » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:27 pm
Ulfr-Reich wrote:Oi though, I'm being serious, a militarized tractor, with cannons an' shite.
by Oaledonia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:32 pm
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by Blackledge » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:36 pm
by United states of brazilian nations » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:40 pm
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Kouralia wrote:AKA FiSH and CHiPS(Fighting in Someone's House and Causing Havoc in Public Spaces):p
Fordorsia wrote:Breaking news: The estimated leading cause of death is dying.
Imperializt Russia wrote:Well what it is, is an 18.5mm piece of hollow metal that, through witchcraft and evil, becomes significantly larger than 18.5mm.
Puzikas wrote:fuck you for drawing a good looking bulpup AK.
Puzikas wrote:USBN has a sensor that triggers after anything vaguely Brazilian is mentioned.
by Ulfr-Reich » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:41 pm
Fordorsia wrote:
Bitch better be ready to make your own knife when you are able. Don't leave me hangin'.
by Gvozdevsk » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:42 pm
by Oaledonia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:42 pm
The lovable PMT nation of hugs and chibi! Now with 75% more Hanyū!
Oaledonian wiki | Decoli Defense | Embassy | OAF Military InfoUnder construction
*POLITICALLY CONTENTIOUS STATEMENTS INTENSIFY*
by Bezombia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:42 pm
Gvozdevsk wrote:The talk of militarized tractors reminds me of this one time I was playing Arma 2 and we commandeered a bunch of tractors after our Humvees got knocked out in an ambush and we continued to the objective in a tractor convoy.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
by Blackledge » Mon Dec 30, 2013 3:45 pm
Oaledonia wrote:The US puts an M240 on theirs.
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