Dear Seth Dawnstrider,
We are very sorry to say your embassy application has been rejected, due to our strict ban on American Pit Bull Terriers. Everything else seems to be fine, the weapons, the alcoholic beverage, the vehicles, etc. But due to our strict ban, we cannot allow you to bring any American Pit Bull Terriers. Please reapply without the animal and we will gladly accept. Thank you for your interest.
Signed,
David Waters, Minister of Foreign Affairs