Rewrite your National Page

[Mafia Paese]

Rewrite your national page into what you use for Rping.

[Conserative Morality]

The Senatorial Republic of Conserative Morality is a massive, Xenophobic nation, formally by The Senate with a weak hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.877 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed, in which case they are pitied or spat on.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of near-powerless individuals crippled by a overly-strict constitution and trigger-happy constituents concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Roma. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume in most places, the nation refuses to provide international aid, 'barbarian' organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and citizens must pay to enjoy Conserative Morality's few unspoiled beaches. Vigilante 'Justice' is a problem. Conserative Morality's national animal is the Raven, which is only seen in pictures and zoos, and its currency is the Denarii.

[Kulverint]

The United Communist States of Kulverint is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 709 million are ruled with a caring hand by the communist government, which ensures that no-one gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are free; this is because the government genuinely cares about its people.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derastüun. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is not illegal, but unpopular, and everybody likes it.

Nudity is banned, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to perfectly sane security procedures by government security, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and scientists do nothing that is questionable to anyone. End of. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kulverint's national animal is the Orca, which is prefectly fine, and its currency is the Kulverintian Pound.

I have edited it as the Kulverintian President would have done if he had done it, here is the original:

The United Communist States of Kulverint is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 709 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derastüun. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Nudity is frowned upon, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kulverint's national animal is the Orca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Kulverintian Pound.

Can you spot the difference?

[Fatatatutti]

I RP exactly as my national page is written and according to all of the calculators - even when they disagree with each other. The primary function of government, after all, is to make excuses. Instead of just denying that crime is crippling, I tell you why that isn't a problem.

By the same token, I RP according to what all of your national pages and calculators say about you too. I don't believe a word of your denials.

[The Parthians]

The Plutocratic Shahdom of The Parthians is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Shah Khosru III with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.544 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are mercilessly exploited by corporations.

The Government, a shadowy collective of the Shahanshah and ministers concentrates mostly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Persepolis. Income tax is 7.5%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Petroleum, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled The Parthians with a very polite populace, elections are banned, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is unheard of due to the all-pervasive police force and the habit of courts executing criminals by impalement. The Parthians's national animal is the Working Class, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Zoroastrianism, and its currency is the Rial.

[Goldsaver]

The Social Democratic Republic of Goldsaver is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Solaron Solarz with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.627 billion enjoy massive civil and political rights, while the Economy is very regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the Medium-sized, Libreal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Social Welfare, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden City. The average income tax rate is 50%. Private enterprise is only illegal for Energy and Arms Manufactaring, while the rest of the industries are run privatly.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, citizens are encouraged to get help for friends and family who are depressed, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing for murder cases, and Cannibalism has been banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldsaver's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which never had a large population, and its currency is the Golden.

[Almajoya]

The Perseverant Dominion of Almajoya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Melisma Ramijozana with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.042 billion are ruled by a sleek, efficient government.

The large government juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jade. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almajoya's national animal is the Almajoyese white tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the jaya.


hmm...

my National Page is actually quite accurate....

[Kostemetsia]

The Commonwealth of Kostemetsia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Alexis with an iron fist, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.931 billion are also some of the most free people in known space, enjoying a level of rights and freedoms unprecedented anywhere else in the galaxy.

It is difficult to tell where the streamlined, flexible government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Social Welfare and Public Transport are also issues which the Government is working to address. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yelan. The average income tax rate is 18%, with some adjustments to help those give more who have the power to do so. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Meat-eating is a perfectly acceptable habit, the government's religious works are headed by one of the galaxy's preeminent religious theorists and potentates, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest citizens' associations devoted to lupen population control. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is, while said to be a problem in some areas of the Commonwealth, entirely under control, and the police force is currently engaging in proactive efforts to expand its budget. Kostemetsia's national animal is the lupen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the credit, one of the strongest currencies in known space.

[Nouvelle Rhodes]

Rewritten Page:
The Kingdom of Nouvelle Rhodes is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its environmentally pristine landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 300 million are ruled by the benevolent hand of the constitutional monarch HRH King Maximilien IX. The citizens have a myriad of civil and political rights and freedoms, and the freedom to vote is held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, bureaucratic, and moderate democratic-socialist government operates very efficiently and is truly for the people. It juggles the competing demands of Education and Defence, while Social Equality and Social Welfare take a secondary stance but are still very important. Citizens pay an income tax of 29%, although it fluctuates mainly based on income. A powerhouse of a mixed-economic system is led by the Nuclear Energy, Tourism, and Luxury Watch Manufacturing industries.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the right to vote is held sacrosanct, and recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouvelle Rhodes's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, and its extremely strong currency is le Napoléon.

Nouvelle Rhodes is ranked 18th in the region and 9,960th in the world for Most Avoided.

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The Kingdom of Nouvelle Rhodes is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 208 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Social Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Nouvelle Rhodes's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Napoléon.

Nouvelle Rhodes is ranked 18th in the region and 9,960th in the world for Most Avoided.

[Imperialist Reich]

The Empire State of Imperialist Reich is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Sareth Arringossa with the assistance of all Ministers of the Empire with an iron but fair fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol and dominant Catholic faith. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.507 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent parliament, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to cause a problem.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinium and leaves with thoughts of having history in the making. The average income tax rate is 100% with the tax evaders taken to work camps. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling flavoured water and early gray tea in the town squares, although the government deems it interesting to see the private sector cope without Parliament help. This is currently bringing excellent work to our economy - and also helpful to the passing tired and thirsty pedestrian.

A small amount of newly made public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "sinners", children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces to defend themselves, their family and their nation, euthanasia is legal but only in extreme circumstances, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail due to there apparent "masterpieces" and a large rift between High Germania and the rest of the Empire is constantly growing - possibly threatening war. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare, although a tiny minority known as loudits roam the streets with the police and sometimes the Secret Service breathing down there necks. Imperialist Reich's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also an interesting in food, its national religion is the Catholic Faith which dominates many lives, and its currency is the Pound. The pound is the dominant currency of the Empire although there are a few other currencies.

[Fisenesia]

The Environmentalist Islands of Fisenesia is a quaint, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Leaf with an even hand, and remarkable for its beautiful environment. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 24,326,151 have abundant civil rights, possibly too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, and are able to rise or fall in social status, but are given "needs" by the government and can buy "wants" from the private sector.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it balances the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Research. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forest Haven. All environmentally damaging entities are taxed inside and out. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry with moviemaking and other art industries close behind.

Fisenesia is known worldwide for its beautiful island environments, beautiful, intelligent, and kind people, harsh process for becoming a citizen, scientific advancements that are lightyears ahead of most countries, mysterious and introverted attitude toward other nations, and its many famous artists and scientists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fisenesia's national animal is the Wallaby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is the nameless Native Religion, and its currency is the Society Benefit Credit.

[Padullahstan]

The Dictatorship of Padullahstan is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by His Magnificence Erkan Uzanlar with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.111 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uykesht. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling industries.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Padullahstan's national animal is the Hedgehog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Okirüm, and its currency is the Zoumi.

Actually, I think I'll keep it the same. It essentially already is everything I RP with

[Miyager]

The Imperial Vassal State of Miyager is a massive, Space-Faring Vassal state of a Dimensional Empire, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.559 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives, but has no mercy for those who threaten him.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Planet Kaurava. The average income tax rate is 100%. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Hovercar Manufacturing industry.

The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, international tensions are high as Miyager threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Miyager. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miyager's national animal are Imperial Mammals, which inhabit almost all the planets, the Citizens have a Freedom of Religions, and its currency is the Imperial Credit.

[South Lorenya]

The Dragon Kingdom of South Lorenya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.004 billion dragons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pacifist government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velarh. The tax rate is 100%, minus deduction. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, abortion is fully acceptable, and the South Lorenya Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime is totally unknown. South Lorenya's national animal is the metroid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the rupee.

[Bisgea]

The Democratic Republic of Bisgea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Interim President Juan Villar with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space even though it has no space program. Its compassionate population of 2.107 billion have lots of civil rights, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like and take part in free, open, and computerized elections.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batarinduque. The average income tax rate is 10%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bisgea's national animal is the Bisgean Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the Bisgean Dollar.

[Verlorenen]

The Empire of Verlorenen is a big-ass, moderately safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 553 million are ruled by a mostly*-benevolent dictator leader who loves his people, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. For their own good, of course.

It's actually pretty damn easy to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, because they wear pretty armbands that identify them as such. It concentrates mainly on Law & Order to keep the unwashed masses at bay, although Defence and Education are on the agenda because when the criminal justice system can't subjugate people, they rely on the military or the public school system. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verlorenen City because there's no room anywhere else. The average income tax rate is 88%, and even higher for the wealthy because they can afford to pay it. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Uranium Mining. Dangerous mixes between these industries have been reported. (I'll raise you ten spent fuel rods!)

Criminals are executed and their property seized because that's the way it should be, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes to prepare them for the real world, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police because they can, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the omniscient police force. Verlorenen's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Credit.

*only when he's had his afternoon tea.

[Jordtopia]

The Conservative Republic of Jordtopia is a huge, devout nation, known for its strong Conservative policies. Its compassionate, intelligent, and Conservative population of 600 million enjoy a great mix of personal and economic freedoms, due to the Government's conservative.

Despite the conservative nature of Jordtopia, the ruling party is surprisingly pro-big government, much to the distress of citizens. This bureaucracy-chocked mass of a government juggles the competing demands of Religion and Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets every day to discuss state matters in the capital city of Jordtopolis. The average tax rate is 39%, but many even in the government want it to be lowered to 20%. A powerhouse of an economy is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, followed by Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture.

It is a crime punishable with a year in jail to insult any particular religion, drug distribution is controlled by the government, the Holy Office of the Jordtopian Inquisition is the highest court in the country, and water rationing is punishing large cities. Crime is moderate, though many wish the government to be even tougher. Jordtopia's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is making a comeback due to the efforts of conservation groups, and the national currency is the Dollar.

[Royalsoldiers]

The nation of Royalsoldiers is a mid-sized nation noted for its hardcore military. Its smart, strong and extremely conservative people are noted for their discoveries of cloning, cures for diseases, and making people bullet proof without even having to put on kelvar. It has a population of 600 million. It is known for its nuclear missile shield around the country. Almost all rich, cool, and awesome hang out at sports games where their back-to-back NSPAFL Titles. The blackhawk is their national animal.
Sports, video games, hunting, and military service is very popular.

[Deukalionnic Republics]

The Free Land of Deukalionnic Republics is a tiny, unsafe nation, notable for its crumbling administration. Its party-loving, drunk population of 2 million are ruled by tehir own selves and a council, though two monarchs oversee the rest.

There is little government in the modern meaning of the word, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 95%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All industry is owned and run by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Deukalionnic Republics's national animal is the naiad, which swims freely in the nation's many lush streams, and its currency is the silver drachma.

Deukalionnic Republics is ranked 164th in the region and 41,990th in the world for Most Avoided.

[Zwangzug]

Where no armies stand and not a lot of flags fly, Zwangzug is where any self-respecting utopian has wanted to be over the years. The republic is a colossal, socially progressive, country...*continue as per actual page*

...The average income tax rate is 100%, rounded to the nearest integer...*and finish as per actual page*

I was really hoping the admins would give us room to write a line or two in quirky, NS style...some things just aren't quite the right tone for NSWiki. But I'll settle for this. Other than imagine some remnant of a private sector (which the line after the tax rate does concede to me), I do try to RP in line with the issues as best I can.

[New Olwe]

The Feudal Socialist Magocracy of New Olwe is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Duke Jason Frost with an erratic yet mostly benevolent hand, and notable for its citizens' open use of magic. Its hot-blooded, sexually adventurous population of 1,026,103,000 enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alqualonde. The average income tax rate is 44%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is perfectly legal, but heavily regulated, with the Tourism and Sex industries being the most successful.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the tenet of free speech is held dear, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is minimal, due in large part to intensely brutal "karmic" punishments deterring most would-be criminals. New Olwe's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the guilder.

[Steel and Fire]

WA Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Frightening (GDP/capita), Struggling (growth/quarter)
Political Freedoms: Rare

The Insanely Militant Federation of Steel and Fire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Mark Hopkins with a rather careless hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent, and unusually well-armed population of 10.528 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The small and unobtrusive government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 27%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, euthanasia is legal, all tariffs have been abolished, and Steel and Fire's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, largely because the lack of a well-organized police force leads people to pursue their own form of "justice". Steel and Fire's national animal is the golden eagle, which has been more or less wiped out by nuclear testing, and its currency is the IOU.

[Ocasnia]

The Holy Empire of Ocasnia is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its quiet, industrious population of 96 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is mainly concerned with Education, although the Environment and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 32%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, all beauty contests have been banned, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ocasnia's national animal is the blackbird, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the vobis.

Ocasnia is ranked 31st in the region and 14,818th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

[Bengera]

The Socialist Nation of Bengera is a huge, socialist nation, ruled by Fredrick Trotshev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its huge military. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 849 million have some civil rights, but not too many, are not allowed to use their money as they please, and don't take part in free and open elections.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence andf Commerce, with areas such as the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 31%, and is the same for the wealthy. Any sdort of private enterprise is illegal. The government is strictly socialist and owns everything.

The government has enacted freedom of information, the Bengera Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, Fredrick Trotshev is this year's Miss Bengera, and the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bengera's national animal is the fox, which mainly exists in zoos, and its currency is the Deral.

[Bears Armed]

ORIGINAL

The Free Bears of Bears Armed is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Chairbear of the High Council with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.589 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Council Groves. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Tourism, and Gambling industries.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, citizens select which government department gets their income tax thalers each year, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and teenage fathers are forced to join the army. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bears Armed's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is One plus Seven, and its currency is the thaler.

REWRITE

The Confederated Clans of the Free Bears of Bears Armed is a comfortably sized, environmentally stunning nation (divided into two distinct sections, hundreds of miles apart, travel between which — unless one passes through other nations’ territories — requires using a set of ancient & [probably] magical ‘Gates’…), disputes between whose constituent societies are settled by the High Council of Clans with a firm but fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky (and yet often quite 'spiritual') natives as well as for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent and predominantly Ursine population of somewhere between 18 million & 19 million billion are effectively governed by the leaderships of their separate Clans, who are elected or otherwise chosen in ways that may differ from group to group, and can enjoy access to world-class goods and services if they are willing to work hard enough. Quite a few of those people, however, choose to lead a simpler life instead.
The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although the precise details of these are yet another matter that can differ from Clan to Clan.

The small, traditionally-minded, pro-freedom government is mainly responsible for handling Defence and Foreign Policy, with little direct control over any other aspects of policy actually within the nation itself. It meets quite often to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Council Groves. Taxation is one of the many aspects of government that is handled at the level of the separate Clans, rather than nationally, but is generally no more than 20-25%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Sweetener Production, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Gambling industries.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, people are generally more loyal to their specific Clans than they are to the nation as a whole, what people are paid tends to depend on how well they actually do their jobs, and most of the Clans maintain their own well-regulated militias. Crime is surprisingly rare, thanks to the efficient police work of the traditional & mobile cross-clan 'warrior societies' (which outsiders, including the WA, sometimes mistake for ‘biker gangs’…) and conservative social policies in education and welfare. Bears Armed's national animal is the goldilocks, which is also one of the nation's favourite main courses, its main 'national' religion is ‘One plus Seven’ (as far as any religious element that 'national' ceremonies contain is concerned, although freedom of religion is otherwise guaranteed), and although barter is still quite common in rural areas it has a currency whose main coin is called the 'thaler'.

Main Changes
1/. The "real" population level is a lot lower than the game would actually allow me to claim, because apart from anything else the nation occupies specified portions of the IDU's regional map and there simply wouldn't be enough room there for a much larger population to live comfortably.
2/. I've altered or added various points because of the fact that this 'nation' is actually a fairly loose confederation rather than (as the game assumes) a more unitary state.
3/. The country isn't actually as 'developed' as the game assumes, because although what industry there actually is tends to be doing well a majority of the population still lives in fairly rural settings and quite a few of them actively prefer to live a 'simple' life. (The "environmentally stunning" label is one that the game agrees this nation is entitled to but that just isn't showing in the official description at the moment.)