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Sevvania
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sevvania » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:31 am

Purpelia wrote:I just got the best idea. 20mm lead ball muskets for use by police forces when breaking up mobs of rioters! Exploding people has just the kind of psychological effect that is needed to disperse the scum.

Y/N?

I would think that by that point you might as well just issue 20mm shotguns.
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Libertarian Police State

Postby Purpelia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:32 am

Sevvania wrote:
Purpelia wrote:I just got the best idea. 20mm lead ball muskets for use by police forces when breaking up mobs of rioters! Exploding people has just the kind of psychological effect that is needed to disperse the scum.

Y/N?

I would think that by that point you might as well just issue 20mm shotguns.

Not funky enough. For those here who still have not figured the trend out I tend to come here every so often and ask about the most awesome but impractical ways of controlling riots. IIRC last time it was pikemen.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Crookfur » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:35 am

Purpelia wrote:
Sevvania wrote:I would think that by that point you might as well just issue 20mm shotguns.

Not funky enough. For those here who still have not figured the trend out I tend to come here every so often and ask about the most awesome but impractical ways of controlling riots. IIRC last time it was pikemen.

Jacobs carbines are what you want. massive 28 gauge lumps of lead or 28 gauge lumps of lead with delightfully explosive mercury fulminate filling.

and claymore bayonnets.
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Postby Black Hand » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:38 am

Purpelia wrote:
Sevvania wrote:I would think that by that point you might as well just issue 20mm shotguns.

Not funky enough. For those here who still have not figured the trend out I tend to come here every so often and ask about the most awesome but impractical ways of controlling riots. IIRC last time it was pikemen.

Isn't the answer always napalm?
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Postby Fordorsia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:39 am

Crookfur wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Not funky enough. For those here who still have not figured the trend out I tend to come here every so often and ask about the most awesome but impractical ways of controlling riots. IIRC last time it was pikemen.

Jacobs carbines are what you want. massive 28 gauge lumps of lead or 28 gauge lumps of lead with delightfully explosive mercury fulminate filling.

and claymore bayonnets.


If at first you put forward a plausible idea, fuck it up with claymore bayonet.
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Libertarian Police State

Postby Purpelia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:42 am

Crookfur wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Not funky enough. For those here who still have not figured the trend out I tend to come here every so often and ask about the most awesome but impractical ways of controlling riots. IIRC last time it was pikemen.

Jacobs carbines are what you want. massive 28 gauge lumps of lead or 28 gauge lumps of lead with delightfully explosive mercury fulminate filling.

Are those things real?

and claymore bayonnets.

How about claymore bumpers on police cars?

Black Hand wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Not funky enough. For those here who still have not figured the trend out I tend to come here every so often and ask about the most awesome but impractical ways of controlling riots. IIRC last time it was pikemen.

Isn't the answer always napalm?

Too much damage to the innocent infrastructure. It's not the buildings fault that the people occupying it are evil terrorist scum complaining about the government.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



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Postby DnalweN acilbupeR » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:51 am

Purpelia wrote:
Crookfur wrote:Jacobs carbines are what you want. massive 28 gauge lumps of lead or 28 gauge lumps of lead with delightfully explosive mercury fulminate filling.

Are those things real?

and claymore bayonnets.

How about claymore bumpers on police cars?

Black Hand wrote:Isn't the answer always napalm?

Too much damage to the innocent infrastructure. It's not the buildings fault that the people occupying it are evil terrorist scum complaining about the government.


The Russians already have the solution.

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Lyttenburgh wrote:Either that, or, you were gang-raped by commi-nazi russian Spetznaz kill team, who then painted all walls in your house in hammer and sickles, and then viped their asses with the stars and stripes banner in your yard. That's the only logical explanation.

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Libertarian Police State

Postby Purpelia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:53 am

Not funky enough. It's just not the same if your riot control forces aren't wielding 12m long pikes whilst being covered by rooftop snipers using rotating machine guns in 2mm Kolibri.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Postby San-Silvacian » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:56 am

Purpelia wrote:Not funky enough. It's just not the same if your riot control forces aren't wielding 12m long pikes whilst being covered by rooftop snipers using rotating machine guns in 2mm Kolibri.


aka real and practical stuff is stupid and dumb and doesn't let me be special.

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Sadly enough you're comically stupid riot police will never be better than this.
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Postby DnalweN acilbupeR » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:57 am

Purpelia wrote:Not funky enough. It's just not the same if your riot control forces aren't wielding 12m long pikes whilst being covered by rooftop snipers using rotating machine guns in 2mm Kolibri.


wtf.

Tbh, at one time I was considering using Gatling-style HMGs firing rubber ratshot .50 cal or whatever

LOL
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Lyttenburgh wrote:all this is a damning enough evidence to proove you of being an edgy butthurt 'murican teenager with the sole agenda of prooving to the uncaring bitch Web, that "You Have A Point!"
Lyttenburgh wrote:Either that, or, you were gang-raped by commi-nazi russian Spetznaz kill team, who then painted all walls in your house in hammer and sickles, and then viped their asses with the stars and stripes banner in your yard. That's the only logical explanation.

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Postby DnalweN acilbupeR » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:00 am

San-Silvacian wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Not funky enough. It's just not the same if your riot control forces aren't wielding 12m long pikes whilst being covered by rooftop snipers using rotating machine guns in 2mm Kolibri.


aka real and practical stuff is stupid and dumb and doesn't let me be special.

Image

Sadly enough you're your comically stupid riot police will never be better than this.


Probably at that point if Igor decided to end the rebellious youngling's miserable life and actually pull the trigger on his 6-gauge Russian cowboy shotgun, it would most probably recoil hard enough into his own head that he would die to.
The Emerald Dawn wrote:I award you no points, and have sent people to make sure your parents refrain from further breeding.
Lyttenburgh wrote:all this is a damning enough evidence to proove you of being an edgy butthurt 'murican teenager with the sole agenda of prooving to the uncaring bitch Web, that "You Have A Point!"
Lyttenburgh wrote:Either that, or, you were gang-raped by commi-nazi russian Spetznaz kill team, who then painted all walls in your house in hammer and sickles, and then viped their asses with the stars and stripes banner in your yard. That's the only logical explanation.

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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kouralia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:02 am

DnalweN acilbupeR wrote:
San-Silvacian wrote:
aka real and practical stuff is stupid and dumb and doesn't let me be special.

Image

Sadly enough you're your comically stupid riot police will never be better than this.


Probably at that point if Igor decided to end the rebellious youngling's miserable life and actually pull the trigger on his 6-gauge Russian cowboy shotgun, it would most probably recoil hard enough into his own head that he would die to.

Yeah, but when someone from OMON is pointing that at your neck... I doubt you're going to do anything to convince him to fire.
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Corporate Police State

Postby Imperializt Russia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:06 am

Unless you're on Krokodil.
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Lamadia wrote:dangerous socialist attitude
Also,
Imperializt Russia wrote:I'm English, you tit.

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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kouralia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:06 am

Imperializt Russia wrote:Unless you're on Krokodil.

That's when liveleak videos are made.
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fordorsia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:07 am

San-Silvacian wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Not funky enough. It's just not the same if your riot control forces aren't wielding 12m long pikes whilst being covered by rooftop snipers using rotating machine guns in 2mm Kolibri.


aka real and practical stuff is stupid and dumb and doesn't let me be special.

Image

Sadly enough you're comically stupid riot police will never be better than this.


Fake. Russians in the back don't have shotguns, only pansy dildo batons.
Pro: Swords
Anti: Guns

San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Postby Black Hand » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:08 am

Purpelia wrote:rotating machine guns in 2mm Kolibri.

.... I can't breath.
That would be like being attacked by a horde of airsofters.
:rofl:
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Dumb Ideologies wrote:Why is there a "joke option" included in the poll when "yes" is already there?

Fordorsia wrote:Sight rib? Like a barbecue?

Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?

San-Silvacian wrote:Nothing says I love you like a fine Belgian firearm.

Bezombia wrote: "glorious discharge"

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Democratic Socialists

Postby Kouralia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:08 am

Fordorsia wrote:
San-Silvacian wrote:
aka real and practical stuff is stupid and dumb and doesn't let me be special.

(Image)

Sadly enough you're comically stupid riot police will never be better than this.


Fake. Russians in the back don't have shotguns, only pansy dildo batons.

If they were Zeus Batons then it would be epic.

The half-meter ones with two different types of taser/stun weapons, a flash light and a CS gas/pepper spray (cannae remember which) release.
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Postby Black Hand » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:11 am

San-Silvacian wrote:
(Image)

Dirty Harry: Russian Edition.
"did I fire 3 shots, or 4?"
"I don't remember."
"now I gotta ask you, do you feel lucky, punk?"
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Puzikas wrote:You clearly don't know about the baby bald eagle built into each one.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Why is there a "joke option" included in the poll when "yes" is already there?

Fordorsia wrote:Sight rib? Like a barbecue?

Fordorsia wrote:Why sell the restored weapons when you can keep them in a military-themed sex dungeon?

San-Silvacian wrote:Nothing says I love you like a fine Belgian firearm.

Bezombia wrote: "glorious discharge"

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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Graznovia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:11 am

Why does the dude look like Putin?

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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fordorsia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:12 am

Kouralia wrote:
Fordorsia wrote:
Fake. Russians in the back don't have shotguns, only pansy dildo batons.

If they were Zeus Batons then it would be epic.

The half-meter ones with two different types of taser/stun weapons, a flash light and a CS gas/pepper spray (cannae remember which) release.


Batons made out of lightning bolts?
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San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.

Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad

Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.

Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.

Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.

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Corporate Police State

Postby Imperializt Russia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:14 am

Graznovia wrote:Why does the dude look like Putin?

He's Russian security forces, they all look like Putin.
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Lamadia wrote:dangerous socialist attitude
Also,
Imperializt Russia wrote:I'm English, you tit.

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Postby DnalweN acilbupeR » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:14 am

Imperializt Russia wrote:Unless you're on Krokodil.


Image

krokodil's a helluva drug
The Emerald Dawn wrote:I award you no points, and have sent people to make sure your parents refrain from further breeding.
Lyttenburgh wrote:all this is a damning enough evidence to proove you of being an edgy butthurt 'murican teenager with the sole agenda of prooving to the uncaring bitch Web, that "You Have A Point!"
Lyttenburgh wrote:Either that, or, you were gang-raped by commi-nazi russian Spetznaz kill team, who then painted all walls in your house in hammer and sickles, and then viped their asses with the stars and stripes banner in your yard. That's the only logical explanation.

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Postby DnalweN acilbupeR » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:16 am

Graznovia wrote:Why does the dude look like Putin?


Are you not in on the news? ALL Russian women have taken to state eugenics clinics to have their babies look like Putin. Also, Putin says all motherland-loving Russian families need to have at least 3 children.
The Emerald Dawn wrote:I award you no points, and have sent people to make sure your parents refrain from further breeding.
Lyttenburgh wrote:all this is a damning enough evidence to proove you of being an edgy butthurt 'murican teenager with the sole agenda of prooving to the uncaring bitch Web, that "You Have A Point!"
Lyttenburgh wrote:Either that, or, you were gang-raped by commi-nazi russian Spetznaz kill team, who then painted all walls in your house in hammer and sickles, and then viped their asses with the stars and stripes banner in your yard. That's the only logical explanation.

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Libertarian Police State

Postby Purpelia » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:19 am

San-Silvacian wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Not funky enough. It's just not the same if your riot control forces aren't wielding 12m long pikes whilst being covered by rooftop snipers using rotating machine guns in 2mm Kolibri.


aka real and practical stuff is stupid and dumb and doesn't let me be special.

Pretty much. I would newer actually employ any of that. I just like thinking up such things.
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Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Postby Charliedum » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:27 am

Hodori wrote:Reposting because bottom page and gorramit stop posting so fast:

Charliedum wrote:(Image)

The charliedum imperial munitions (cim) heavy assault rifle, or cimhar45 fires a 45 caliber round at 450 rpm and is known for being fairly reliable

A few immediate problems I noticed:
- The barrel does not line up with where the chamber appears it should be
- Why is the ejection port so far up?
- The accessory rail can't be used for anything because of its location under the carry handle
- The way the stock is configured doesn't seem like it would be very comfortable
- There appears to be too little space between the magazine and grip.
- .45 caliber sounds like a poor idea for use in a primary assault rifle. With the depicted magazine, I doubt it would give a meaningful ammunition capacity.
- A cyclic rate of 450 rounds/min seems very low for an automatic rifle. Wiki claims a cyclic rate of 600 rounds/min for the AKM and between 700 to 950 rounds/min for the M4 carbine

The rifle has a very complex mechanism of long recoil, this is to keep the fire rate down due to the power of the rifle. the barrel is just a mistake but my excuse is magic. the accessory rail is for laser sights and not scopes (there is a hole in the front of the carry handle). also it isn't a primary assault rifle it is a more specialized anti material rifle. Bear in mind all of these are excuses for my poor designing so no hard feelings.

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