NS Military Realism Consultation Thread #4

[Registug]

The Purpelian army consists of mixed gender units. And soldiers are encouraged to think up their own non addictive ways to relieve stress.

Don't die a virgin. Join the Purpelian Army!

[The Kievan People]

Nicorette patches?

Heck no, emergency Valium ration.

[Oaledonia]

The Purpelian army consists of mixed gender units. And soldiers are encouraged to think up their own non addictive ways to relieve stress.

Don't die a virgin. Join the Purpelian Army!

Coming from the nation with jail bait tank operators

[Registug]

Don't die a virgin. Join the Purpelian Army!

Coming from the nation with jail bait tank operators :p

That's non-canon

Tankers in the Registugian Army are at least 17 and eight months old.

[Central and Eastern Visayas]

Nicorette patches?

Or chewing tobacco.

[San-Silvacian]

The Purpelian army consists of mixed gender units. And soldiers are encouraged to think up their own non addictive ways to relieve stress.

Thats a horrible idea.

Because then shit gets real and the Purpelian military becomes a multi-million man and woman Murry Povich show.

[Oaledonia]

Tankers in the Registugian Army are at least 17 and eight months old.

cuz that makes it better

[The Kievan People]

That's non-canon

Tankers in the Registugian Army are at least 17 and eight months old.

Personally I favor a higher conscription age. Teenagers are kind of stupid.

[The State of Czecho-Slovakia]

I'm remaking my MT Army Factbook. Here's what I've got so far:
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_state_of_czecho-slovakia/detail=factbook/id=144864

Any suggestions?

[Yes Im Biop]

That's non-canon

Tankers in the Registugian Army are at least 17 and eight months old.

Personally I favor a higher conscription age. Teenagers are kind of stupid.

Why else would anyone join a Military? (Yes I'm kidding)

[Oaledonia]

I'm remaking my MT Army Factbook. Here's what I've got so far:
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_state_of_czecho-slovakia/detail=factbook/id=144864

Any suggestions?

T-72 Tanks

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Registug]

That's non-canon

Tankers in the Registugian Army are at least 17 and eight months old.

Personally I favor a higher conscription age. Teenagers are kind of stupid.

I don't do conscription. 17 is minimum age of service as long as you have parental permission. Same with the reserves, and city militia varies.

[New Vihenia]

In VIhenian armed service... Breast milk directly from its source are the best and highly nutritious ration one can ask.. Vihenian female soldiers..especially those from Valkyrian and Mountain Elf races are blessed or perhaps burdened with this gift.. that they can lactate even without pregnancy. The cause of this phenomenon is unknown..but believed to be caused by physical exercise that stimulate lactations.

Nonetheless despite some concern from our top brass.. many field officers and majority of top brass are taking advantages from that phenomenon..to strengthen teamwork and bond between soldiers (Thus making marriage rate in Vihenian armed service as high as 85% while polygamy rate from that marriage is 90% as a male soldier can have up to 10 female compatriots)

Because Vihenia is a Fantasy Nation where dragons fly together with fighter jets.

[The Kievan People]

Why else would anyone join a Military? (Yes I'm kidding)

>Conscription
>Voluntary

[Yes Im Biop]

Personally I favor a higher conscription age. Teenagers are kind of stupid.

I don't do conscription. 17 is minimum age of service as long as you have parental permission. Same with the reserves, and city militia varies.

17, No conscription, 25 for human's seeing as they grow smaller and slower

[Central and Eastern Visayas]

Personally I favor a higher conscription age. Teenagers are kind of stupid.

I don't do conscription. 17 is minimum age of service as long as you have parental permission. Same with the reserves, and city militia varies.

Lore-wise, I started out doing conscription, and the results, as far as domestic peace and order were concerned, were really good.

Dammit, still have to work on the October Elections--more fluff which might affect the military one way or another. Yeah.

[Registug]

I am Australia Expy

No conscription here!

[Bhelyant]

I'm remaking my MT Army Factbook. Here's what I've got so far:
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_state_of_czecho-slovakia/detail=factbook/id=144864

Any suggestions?

Are you trying to list *everything,* or just the stuff that's fun to talk about (like tanks = P ?) Your air defense looks a bit lacking, as do your logistics.

T-72 Tanks

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is that about the entire line of T-72s or just a basic T-72?

[Oaledonia]

basic T-72

[Central and Eastern Visayas]

I am Australia Expy

No conscription here!

Singapore/Israel/Switzerland/US/France blended together in a Philippine base.

Yeah, maximum lulz as far as OOC is concerned.

[Bhelyant]

basic T-72

Weren't the Czechs also the ones that had the prototype with the two autocannons on the sides of the turret?

edit: it looks like that was Slovakia, but *nudge nudge*

I am Australia Expy

No conscription here!

Singapore/Israel/Switzerland/US/France blended together in a Philippine base.

Yeah, maximum lulz as far as OOC is concerned.

Ooo, ooo! Do I get to play too?
French and English west Afrika

[The Kievan People]

Ur ruining the thread guis.

Your countries all suck and you should feel bad.

[Oaledonia]

Ur ruining the thread guis.

Your countries all suck and you should feel bad.

I'm the IC moon c:

[Onekawa-Nukanor]

In VIhenian armed service... Breast milk directly from its source are the best and highly nutritious ration one can ask.. Vihenian female soldiers..especially those from Valkyrian and Mountain Elf races are blessed or perhaps burdened with this gift.. that they can lactate even without pregnancy. The cause of this phenomenon is unknown..but believed to be caused by physical exercise that stimulate lactations.

Nonetheless despite some concern from our top brass.. many field officers and majority of top brass are taking advantages from that phenomenon..to strengthen teamwork and bond between soldiers (Thus making marriage rate in Vihenian armed service as high as 85% while polygamy rate from that marriage is 90% as a male soldier can have up to 10 female compatriots)

Because Vihenia is a Fantasy Nation where dragons fly together with fighter jets.

Certainly the most interesting ration I've seen.

[Grand Britannia]

In VIhenian armed service... Breast milk directly from its source are the best and highly nutritious ration one can ask.. Vihenian female soldiers..especially those from Valkyrian and Mountain Elf races are blessed or perhaps burdened with this gift.. that they can lactate even without pregnancy. The cause of this phenomenon is unknown..but believed to be caused by physical exercise that stimulate lactations.

Nonetheless despite some concern from our top brass.. many field officers and majority of top brass are taking advantages from that phenomenon..to strengthen teamwork and bond between soldiers (Thus making marriage rate in Vihenian armed service as high as 85% while polygamy rate from that marriage is 90% as a male soldier can have up to 10 female compatriots)

Because Vihenia is a Fantasy Nation where dragons fly together with fighter jets.

I should consider this method of milk rationing amongst the troops.