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Classical republican, environmental student
Pro: Parliamentarism, civic virtue, positive liberty, soft Euroscepticism, the scientific method, facts
Anti: Presidentialism, authoritarianism, corruption, populism, hard Euroscepticism, misinformation
IC posts made by this nation are non-canonical.
This nation does not reflect my actual political views.
Do not use orally after using rectally.Guilherme Magalhães
Senator for Ilhas de Santiago Ocidentais
Staunchly independent
[23:53] <StJames> ^fake news^
The death of the West will not be a homicide, but a suicide.

by Xanthal » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:49 pm

by Vazdania » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:56 pm
Cyaka wrote:In Cyaka, we execute the following:
Traitors
Murderers
Hackers (depending on circumstances)
Religious leaders
Preachers/Proselytisers
Terrorists
Extremist Environmentalists
Extremist Feminists

by Arcturus Novus » Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:05 pm

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by Lojbo Empire » Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:56 am
Gregoryisgodistan wrote:Execution in Gregoryisgodistan is done by first slow slicing, then we behead the body while it is still alive, then the head is made into a bomb which is thrown through the window of the family home with the family chained inside and detonated killing them. Then the bodies are burned in a mandatory public ceremony. Failure to attend is punishable by death!
The following crimes are punishable by MANDATORY death sentences:
Murder, theft, treason, piracy, jaywalking, speeding, drunk driving, drug possession or trafficking, criticizing Lord Almighty Gregory, defacing property of the state (which is almost all property), public or private nudity, saying the word "the" without authorization (government exempted), failure to attend a public post-execution burning, singing any song other than the national anthem, dancing, farting, hijacking, assassination, publishing material critical of the state, speaking words critical of the state, using profanity, wearing pants that leave buttocks or underwear exposed, worshiping any deity other than Gregory, failing to publicly worship Gregory at least 37 times a day, failure to have a proper shrine to Gregory in one's house, distracting a shrine inspection agent while he is at your house, failure to give a shrine inspection agent coffee within 5 seconds of his arrival at your house, kidnapping, arson, assault, smoking, drinking alcohol, drinking orange juice, drinking pear juice, eating oranges, doing jumping jacks, saying the word "coconut", reading a book that is not on the approved books list, thinking about reading a book that is not on the approved books list, thinking about thinking about reading a book that is not on the approved list, questioning the state or Gregory, thinking about questioning the state or Gregory, thinking about thinking about questioning the state or Gregory, thinking critical thoughts about Gregory or the state, thinking about thinking critical thoughts about the state or Gregory, burping, eating any food other than government-issued gruel rations, drinking any beverage other than government-issued prune juice rations, using the bathroom during a mandatory Gregory worship time (Between 3 and 5 AM, 6 and 11 AM, 2 to 5 PM, 7 to 9 PM and 10 PM to midnight), sleeping during a mandatory Gregory worship time, having dreams which are critical of Gregory or the state, attempting to figure out which technology the government uses to prove many of the above crimes, hypothesizing that the government does not actually possess the technology and merely accuses people because everyone commits some of these crimes sometimes, asking what you are being charged with upon arrest, refusing to accept one's guilt and execution sentence, refusal to accept one's guilt for a crime not punishable by execution, talking during one's trial for a non-capital crime, professing one's innocence of a non-capital crime, owning a car, owning a bike, having long hair (men only), having short hair (women only), having sexual relations with any partner not authorized by the state, talking to anyone without state authorization, attempting to attain state authorization for something without first receiving authorization from the state, questioning whether the previous regulation makes any sense whatsoever, wearing clothes, questioning whether some of these laws conflict with eachother, failure to bow down to Gregory or his image (such as on a television screen or a statue) immediately upon seeing it, talking to police officers during arrest, trial, prosecution, or any other point, thinking about what you might say to police if you could talk, thinking about thinking about what you might say if you could talk, using the internet for any purpose other than posting praises of Lord Almighty Gregory or the state, failure to fly the national flag outside your house, failure to sing the national anthem every hour on the hour, including while asleep (though many citizens set their alarm clocks for 5 minutes to the hour then go back to sleep after singing the anthem) attempting to disable any spy cameras anywhere, including in one's own home, attempting to determine the location of spy cameras, determining the location of spy cameras (even accidentally), talking about the secret police, thinking about the secret police, having a telephone, writing anything other than praises of Lord Almighty Gregory or the state, sneezing, coughing, showering, bathing, and hiccuping.

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