CYOE IV: Poll Now Open

[Fashiontopia]

Why bulldoze when Bangalore torpedoes and mass Artillery strikes do that for you?

or my 155,000 pound AN-22 dropped bombs

Poison the soil with flammable toxins and just drop a match...

[Padnak]

or my 155,000 pound AN-22 dropped bombs

Poison the soil with flammable toxins and just drop a match...

You and I are one and the same

I spread Sarin like its going out of style

[Torrocca]

Poison the soil with flammable toxins and just drop a match...

You and I are one and the same

I spread Sarin like its going out of style

not classy enough

just send the whole red horde in

[Yukonastan]

Right, I have a request for anyone with lots of spare time on their hands:

I need someone to create a massive bulldozer. Something like this but 1.7 times bigger, powered by a desial engine from a train and with a hefty dose of 60s ascetics

should you chose to except this task you will have my undying love and admiration

What train diesel? 4400 horsepower diesel gennie from ES44AC, or EMD 760 20cyl?

[Padnak]

Right, I have a request for anyone with lots of spare time on their hands:

I need someone to create a massive bulldozer. Something like this but 1.7 times bigger, powered by a desial engine from a train and with a hefty dose of 60s ascetics

should you chose to except this task you will have my undying love and admiration

What train diesel? 4400 horsepower diesel gennie from ES44AC, or EMD 760 20cyl?

4000 was the first number I thought of lol

I've abandoned this whole thing btw, someone pointed out I was turning into dragonmear and I didn't want that so I've stopped-

You can never take my 155,000 pound bombs from me

[Gear 1]

There are ways of implementing this concept in a more practical fashion - but from what I gather, that's not your sort of thing, is it?

Why bulldoze when Bangalore torpedoes and mass Artillery strikes do that for you?

Two words: Rome Plow. Made matchsticks out of Vietnam and can roll through your enemies. Not a practical fighting vehicle but it'll do your bigger theory justice.

[Gear 1]

Why bulldoze when Bangalore torpedoes and mass Artillery strikes do that for you?

or my 155,000 pound AN-22 dropped bombs

Fuel air explosive dropped out of an MC130H. Big and nasty delivered by the unlikely Herky Bird.

[Yukonastan]

or my 155,000 pound AN-22 dropped bombs

Fuel air explosive dropped out of an MC130H. Big and nasty delivered by the unlikely Herky Bird.

Bro do you even:
A. Review prior posts;
B. Edit?

Padnak drops 75 tons of FAE clusterfuck bomb out of a Cumulus Aluminus.

[New Tsavon]

What you really need to do is man up, and use nuclear weapons for removing foliage.

[Yukonastan]

What you really need to do is man up, and use nuclear weapons for removing foliage.

I like my new living space without fallout, tyvm. It's a practical consideration, really.

inb4 agent orange from water bombers

[Fashiontopia]

Why bulldoze when Bangalore torpedoes and mass Artillery strikes do that for you?

Two words: Rome Plow. Made matchsticks out of Vietnam and can roll through your enemies. Not a practical fighting vehicle but it'll do your bigger theory justice.

What's funny is I live almost in walking distance of Rome, Georgia - and Cedartown, Georgia where the Rome Plow Company is located now.

[Kouralia]

You're all pussies. Issue every man with a mattock and a bill-hook.

[Oaledonia]

You're all pussies. Issue every man with a mattock and a bill-hook.

I just use magic and witches.

[Fashiontopia]

You're all pussies. Issue every man with a mattock and a bill-hook.

Really... chill "geezer"

[Torrocca]

You're all pussies. Issue every man with a mattock and a bill-hook.

Fuck that shit. They can punch and tear their way through the trees like REAL MEN do.

[Padnak]

Fuel air explosive dropped out of an MC130H. Big and nasty delivered by the unlikely Herky Bird.

Bro do you even:
A. Review prior posts;
B. Edit?

Padnak drops 75 tons of FAE clusterfuck bomb out of a Cumulus Aluminus.

I live by the philosophy of not giving a fuck
Its gotten me far in life

[Padnak]

Why bulldoze when Bangalore torpedoes and mass Artillery strikes do that for you?

Two words: Rome Plow. Made matchsticks out of Vietnam and can roll through your enemies. Not a practical fighting vehicle but it'll do your bigger theory justice.

I have never heard of this beast until now, thank you for introducing me

That thing is badass as hell

What you really need to do is man up, and use nuclear weapons for removing foliage.

I like my new living space without fallout, tyvm. It's a practical consideration, really.

inb4 agent orange from water bombers

Bro, agent orange is so last season

Now days we carpet bomb with napalm

[Vancon]

Bro, agent orange is so last season

Now days we carpet bomb with napalm

Yes

[Yukonastan]

Bro, agent orange is so last season

Now days we carpet bomb with napalm

Yes

Again, napalm gets into the soil and... Never mind. I'm kind of worried about the fumes that all that burning napalm gives off, however. I'm environmentally conscious, as you may or may not have noticed.

[Vancon]

Yes

Again, napalm gets into the soil and... Never mind. I'm kind of worried about the fumes that all that burning napalm gives off, however. I'm environmentally conscious, as you may or may not have noticed.

Hush little baby don't you cry, everything's gonna be alright.

[Padnak]

Yes

Again, napalm gets into the soil and... Never mind. I'm kind of worried about the fumes that all that burning napalm gives off, however. I'm environmentally conscious, as you may or may not have noticed.

I guess it would be better if I left Padnak's environmental record out of this then...

Yes

For when I drop my 75 ton fuck you bombs

We should get off this thread, we're hijacking it

[Yukonastan]

Again, napalm gets into the soil and... Never mind. I'm kind of worried about the fumes that all that burning napalm gives off, however. I'm environmentally conscious, as you may or may not have noticed.

I guess it would be better if I left Padnak's environmental record out of this then...

Yes

For when I drop my 75 ton fuck you bombs

We should get off this thread, we're hijacking it

Not if you roll out your militarized JG-scale Bagger 288...

[Padnak]

Not if you roll out your militarized JG-scale Bagger 288...

Er, the problem with that is that I can't make art to save my lower regions

[Vancon]

I guess it would be better if I left Padnak's environmental record out of this then...



For when I drop my 75 ton fuck you bombs

We should get off this thread, we're hijacking it

Not if you roll out your militarized JG-scale Bagger 288...

'Cause Germany

[Vancon]

Not if you roll out your militarized JG-scale Bagger 288...

Er, the problem with that is that I can't make art to save my lower regions

Talk to me goose