Independent Nekos Allied Forces (INAF) (Open/recruiting)

[New Tyran]

*dying*

[Jerusalemian]

Atelia James smith!
GET YO FAT ASS OVA HERE MISTER! U IZ IN BIG TROUBLE.

What is it Honey!?

I am tired of seeing you hurt mah friends,
Pack up yo bags and get teh hell out ov my house.

[Atelia]

Damnit Tyran get out of the way! I need this money to pay my bills!

*Grabs Atelia by the ears*

*tosses packs of fire bombs behind me*

[Jerusalemian]

*Grabs Atelia by the ears*

*tosses packs of fire bombs behind me*

*Kicks Atelia out of the House*
And don't come back!

[246corndog]

*dying*

*Crawls on him and licks his wound* :33

[Atelia]

*tosses packs of fire bombs behind me*

*Kicks Atelia out of the House*
And don't come back!

FINE ill go back to my house!

[New Tyran]

*dying*

*Crawls on him and licks his wound* :33

Lower...
I mean I'm fine.

[Jerusalemian]

*Crawls on him and licks his wound* :33

Lower...
I mean I'm fine.

Please...

[246corndog]

*Crawls on him and licks his wound* :33

Lower...
I mean I'm fine.

0-0

[Jerusalemian]

Lower...
I mean I'm fine.

0-0

*Gets Corndog and pets her*

[246corndog]

0-0

*Gets Corndog and pets her*

*Purrs* :33

[Jerusalemian]

*Gets Corndog and pets her*

*Purrs* :33

*Gives her some snacks*
Eat up!

[246corndog]

*Purrs* :33

*Gives her some snacks*
Eat up!

*Chomps*

[Jerusalemian]

*Gives her some snacks*
Eat up!

*Chomps*

>:O
Not all in 1 chomp!!!!!!

[246corndog]

*Chomps*

>:O
Not all in 1 chomp!!!!!!

*Chomps less* :33

[Nekoni]

Full Government Name: Catpeople's Republic of Nekoni
Do you understand why we are here?: Yes.
Do you pledge to stay faithful to the INAF?: Yes.
Have you read all the rules and agree to follow them?: Yes.
Head of Government: Grand Premier Alexander László Monti
Head of State: Grand Premier Alexander László Monti
Do you have nekos in your nation?:SO MANY.
Why do you want to join?: We don't really do war. We're far too busy falling asleep after being scratched behind the ears.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

can we all quit fighting on this thread and do it on that thread?

All fights are now to be resolved on that thread

[Jerusalemian]

>:O
Not all in 1 chomp!!!!!!

*Chomps less* :33

Much better!
*Pets*

[246corndog]

*Chomps less* :33

Much better!
*Pets*

*Is a happy giant monster thing*

[Jerusalemian]

Much better!
*Pets*

*Is a happy giant monster thing*

lol.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Sorry if I didnt tell. You

*Is speechless, sits in the darkest corner*

Jeru?

[Atelia]

"OH Jerusalemi you make my life worth living your beautiful eyes that look at me in the mourning how you would make me waffles to eat in the mourning my nice cup of joe that you make so good! Jerusalemi you rest in bed so quietly with the most adorable little face as you sleep your body is so warm a sweet contrast to my skin of ice. Everyday I lived a lonely existence but then when you came around everything became so much better oh i know I could live without you but it would be so much more enjoyable if you were there with me. Oh Jerusalemi when ever you asked i would make you a pie or a plate of cookies your own personnel baker for anytime. Oh Jerusalemi just let me back or if you want come to live with me!

[Jerusalemian]

*Is speechless, sits in the darkest corner*

Jeru?

what do you want?!
*Sobs*

[246corndog]

"OH Jerusalemi you make my life worth living your beautiful eyes that look at me in the mourning how you would make me waffles to eat in the mourning my nice cup of joe that you make so good! Jerusalemi you rest in bed so quietly with the most adorable little face as you sleep your body is so warm a sweet contrast to my skin of ice. Everyday I lived a lonely existence but then when you came around everything became so much better oh i know I could live without you but it would be so much more enjoyable if you were there with me. Oh Jerusalemi when ever you asked i would make you a pie or a plate of cookies your own personnel baker for anytime. Oh Jerusalemi just let me back or if you want come to live with me!

I know how to cook, and do so with joy.

Take me instead >:D

[Jerusalemian]

"OH Jerusalemi you make my life worth living your beautiful eyes that look at me in the mourning how you would make me waffles to eat in the mourning my nice cup of joe that you make so good! Jerusalemi you rest in bed so quietly with the most adorable little face as you sleep your body is so warm a sweet contrast to my skin of ice. Everyday I lived a lonely existence but then when you came around everything became so much better oh i know I could live without you but it would be so much more enjoyable if you were there with me. Oh Jerusalemi when ever you asked i would make you a pie or a plate of cookies your own personnel baker for anytime. Oh Jerusalemi just let me back or if you want come to live with me!

Go jump off a hill.