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by Hyper-America » Wed May 29, 2013 1:01 am
by Gandoor » Wed May 29, 2013 1:06 am
Vuzghulia wrote:Gandoor wrote:-snip-
A horde of savages
There is nothing civilized about your “nation”. Though there are a lot of fancy words and high-minded ideals to provide intellectual cover for this travesty, in practice the whole nation is like a bunch of hippie soviets in which the women are held in common and men commit sexual acts with farm animals in broad daylight...
Just another banker paradise. Seriously folks its not "dark & edgy" anymore, can we stop with the mob rule and the naked profiteering? Some people actually value human life and dignity, this sort of thing offends them, and its not humorous to trap people in such a dystopian system and brainwash them into thinking that it benefits them. One day the truth will triumph and we will have to kill even more party politicians and bankers because you aren't doing your part now.
by The Vorindun » Wed May 29, 2013 1:17 am
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by Gigaverse » Wed May 29, 2013 8:32 am
Art-person(?). Japan liker. tired-ish.
Student inlinguistics???. On-and-off writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT stupidshiticanmakefunof.born in, raised in and emigrated from vietbongistan lolol
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
clowning incident | clowning incident | bottom text
can produce noises in (in order of grasp) vietbongistani, oldspeak
and bonjourois (learning weebspeak and hitlerian at uni)
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by TurtleShroom » Wed May 29, 2013 7:04 pm
HOLY REPUBLIC OF TURTLESHROOM
EXECUTIVE CABINET
MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
GOOD OVERSIGHT DIVISION
BUREAUCRAT
Hello, foreign agent! Thank you for filing your Freedom of Information Purity Call in request of government stances and data. Your request has been filed and responded below. Thank you for your patronage.I. BASIC INFORMATION
By what name should I call your nation? TurtleShroom
How would you describe your nation's system? Our economic system is ultra-lazziez-faire capitalistic. Our social system is fundamentlalist social conservatism. Our government is very heavy on hiearchy, but the entire judiciary and legislature, along with most of the executives (spare the heads of state) are elected. We are officially a Constitutional Theodemocratic Crowned Guided Republic.
What tech level is your nation? Cold War Tech (MT)
II. POLITICS
What is the title of the ruler of your nation? Chancellors of TurtleShroom
In theory, how is your ruler supposed to rise to power? Each Chancellor nominates a "Majestic Twelve". These are twelve creatures of their own species that they deem to be off the utmost in quality and competence to rule. From these twelve, by the casting of lots, comes the next Chancellor upon the reigning Chancellor's death.
In practice, how did your ruler rise to power? Is this typical of past rulers of your nation? The last surviving Chancellors, Marvin Weirdidea and Fungusamongus Lamepun, were each ordained by that system.
Does your ruler answer to other people or institutions? To what extent can they interfere with the governance of the nation? The Chancellery is the most powerful office in TurtleShroom. The Chancellors' keystone of power is the "Holy Veto". They have the authority to veto any act by the executive branch or legislature, and once it is vetoed, the originating party must restart. In addition, the hired civil service serves at their leisure. Their accountability is solely limited to the people and to the legislature, who have the power to Dethrone and Impeach the heads of state, respectively. They also answer to each other. There three Chancellors, meaning that a plurality must act to dispense their powers of office.
If citizens of your nation called into question the ruler's legitimacy, what steps would the State take to limit the damage? To what extent would the State be hindered or restrained in its efforts by bureaucracy, independent court systems, legality of political parties, or other similar institutions/practices? The State would not prevent damage if the Chancellors genuinely lost the right to rule, that means that they have betrayed their country, shamed themselves or their office, or otherwise did evil. Congress would Impeach, try and, if declared guilty by said Congress, Depose of the Impeached Chancellor by execution. Alternately, the citizens of TurtleShroom, if enough (and there are a billion TurtleShroomers) sign the petition, can Recall the Chancellor and thereby force Congress to try and Impeach them based on the charges in the Petition.
Does your nation have the military draft, or does the system make it easy to introduce it in times of crisis? Once introduced, how easy is it to avoid? TurtleShroom never implemented any conscription until 2012, when the country was literally invaded. The Draft is very difficult to dodge, for dodging is a stiff crime. If a conscript objects to killing or doing harm, they are assigned to a support or civilian role in the war effort. There is no excuse not to serve the Draft, but there is plenty of reason not to storm the front lines! Conscientious Objectors served vital supply, manufacturing, support, and infrastructure roles throughout the war, and are considered (involuntary) soldiers and heroes in their own right. Draft Dodging was nominal.
Is there capital punishment, and what obstacles are there to its exercise (rights of the accused, political controversy of the death penalty, etc.)? TurtleShroom executes, on average, ten thousand Death Row inmates every year. Capital punishment exists for tens of dozens of crimes. The only obstacle is, of course, a fair, impartial trial by an unbiased, neutral judge, convicted beyond a reasonable doubt. Death Row inmates may, of course, appeal their case, but only as any criminal would: pure innocence or new evidence. From sentencing to execution, the average time is one month.
III. ECONOMICS
What institutions or members of social classes are the biggest property owners in your nation? This is the chart of land USE in the country, but not the land OWNERSHIP charts. / The large numbers exist because TurtleShroom is a massive state with the population density of RL Wyoming. If you divide private lands into percentange: agricultural plantations, followed by the Church (if you include cemetaries and charity), followed by the oil industry, followed by company towns/the truck system, followed by subsistence farms, then individuals and corporations, then all others. A supermajority of land in TurtleShroom is owned by the private sector, and a lot of government land is rented with the private sector as its landlord. About twenty five percent of the land in TurtleShroom is owned by the state. There is no limit to how much land a creature can own, ever.
How does a wealthy man go about turning his wealth into political influence or power in your nation? How easy is it for them to do this? Oh, that's easy and encouraged! In fact, our Constitution guarentees the right to donate!TurtleShroom wrote:AMENDMENT THE THIRTY FOURTH:
TurtleShroom shall enforce nothing limiting the contributions of all domestic citizens, and all domestically headquartered TurtleShroomian institutions, to political causes.
Congress shall be required to establish a government agency that will collect data, with exact and extensive detail, on every campaign and political contribution of every kind, to the nearest hundredth, and release it to the general public every six months.
Campaign contributions that are not reported are to be seized by the state and transferred to the trust funds designated for elder pensions, the orphans, the widows, and the poor.
Congress shall be given the power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.
Does the State make efforts to prevent or punish speculators? Never!
When was the last time a banker was executed? Do you have many bankers left? Banks are much hated in TurtleShroom because of their secrecy and general anti-transparent disciplines. We prefer credit unions because of corruption in the banking system. Banking is totally unregulated and totally secret, making TS a haven for offshore "business".
Can the State arbitrarily seize property? No. While the State can force someone to sell their land through Emininent Domain, they have a fundamental right to be given the exact worth, plus interest, of the entire net worth of what was sold.
Are all people allowed to own all types of property, or are their restrictions based on class, race, sex, criminal record, etc? The right to private property and to enter and exit contracts of one's choosing is the cornerstone of TurtleShroomer civilization. Anyone can own private property. (Unless, of course, one is a minor.)
What is the status of private, state, and collective property in your nation? Private property is dominant. State property is secondary, and "collective" property refers to the protected environments and biomes that make up TurtleShroom.
IV. RELIGION
Are there any official religions or official viewpoints about religious questions? Yes. The state directly subsidizes the Southern Baptist denomination of Christianity with tax Skillets. Most (more than half) of the Religion and Spirituality Budget exists for this. The state is heavilly influenced by the Church.
What happens to those who hold a different point of view? If they aren't witches, pagans, Pastafarians, Satanists, Scientologists, or Ponyists, nothing.
If the religions of the majority prohibits a practice that would be convenient for your government in a situation, what does your government do when that situation arises (e.g. there is a famine and eating certain food is prohibited, but your military captures a giant stockpile of the forbidden food) ? Nothing. The law and religion normally (key word is normally!) line up. If the government found it "convienent" to violate the Christian faih, that's probably a sign that the government is undergoing corruption or criminal activity (such as "thou shall not murder, etc.").
Does the State meddle in the affairs of the Church? No. The state guarentees fat subsidies to the Church.
Does the Church meddle in the affairs of the State? The Church is the single most authorative, powerful lobbyist in all of TurtleShroom!
V. FOREIGN AFFAIRS
Who, if anyone, can interfere with your ruler's ability to carry out decisions of war or peace? The Chancellors can not carry out war or peace. The military is fully autonomous, and only Congress can declare war or peace. The military's only check and balance is that Congress has to authorize the use of force. (However, with the government collapsed, the military and Ministry of Foreign Affairs are pretty much in command.)
What are the biggest external threats to your nation right now? We are literally being invaded on the date we wrote this. Forget "external"!
What kind of strategies would you use in a war against that threat? Guerilla warfare and counterstriking by any means neccesary, up to, and including, weapons of mass destruction. (We have already evacuated our civilians to Civic Defense shelters throught the country, which can hold three times the population it has now for six months.)
What are your government's views on Vuzghulia? We are leaning more in favor of your government. We have good feelings from your economy and beliefs, are you Asian?
I certify this information as one hundred percent accurate and representative of the state.
God bless you.
-BUREAUCRAT ON BEHALF OF THE MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS OF THE HOLY REPUBLIC OF TURTLESHROOM
THE FUTURE
IS IN THE
PAST!!
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Socialist republic of Andrew wrote:-snip-
by Vuzghulia » Fri May 31, 2013 8:49 pm
TurtleShroom wrote:-snip-
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