guinea pigs can kill?

[Nalom]

isnt it funny that 1% of my population dies from guinea pig attacks
has to be a mutant guinea pig

[TurtleShroom]

There was this one freak instance where a turtle was killed by his guinea pig, so you are not alone or crazy. It's one of the million and one reasons that no creature of any species in TurtleShroom trusts the idea of "pets".

[San Leggera]

We suggest your government conducts tests on your nation's guinea pigs to ensure they aren't secretly cute, fuzzy li'l terminators sent to kill us all.

[Suudeir]

Suudeir certainly stands against your animal policies and the animal rights in your country

[Reichsland]

It must be something in the water there. You might want to start doing some testing on that.

OOC: Reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The part with the Killer Rabbit.

[Equalium]

Nice NationStates stats.

[Olwe]

isnt it funny that 1% of my population dies from guinea pig attacks
has to be a mutant guinea pig

Or maybe an enchanted one. Try talking to it... if it talks back in the same language, you're not dealing with an ordinary guinea pig.

[Fatatatutti]

We don't have guinea pigs. We only have fatatatuti pigs, which are big and hairy with tusks.

Since we believe in fighting fair, we hunt with nothing but a spear and a loincloth. "Hunting accidents" usually mean being trampled and gored by a pig who objects to being eaten. Sometimes they are fatal.

[The New Dog Nation]

Hmm, This seems like something we should keep track of.

[Nalom]

yup, it seems the water was contaminated by a nuclear test failure
what do we do?
any

[Grobladonia]

Grumpy Cats are even more dangerous than you guinea pigs .

[Inutoland]

"Ah yes, that. Reminds me of the time NS was reporting we hunt giant ground sloths with dogs. Since a giant ground sloth weighs as much as an elephant and can stand as tall as a giraffe, I have no desire to see the sort of "hound" that can bring one down."
-Selewan Ocampu, Ministry of Other People's Business.

[Synd-Corp]

Well, currently, The Steel Sythes syndicate has a monopoly on guina pig sales, as pets and food.

Lots of upstart store owners have been killed to keep it that way.

So, in a way, guina pigs have been responsible for a good number of deaths here.

Same goes for toasters, chocolate, turtles, paintings and anything that can be bought and sold.

If it can be bought, a syndicate has a monopoly on it directly or indirectly. If a syndicate has a monopoly on a product, they will kill to keep it that way.

[Seaponies]

"Ah yes, that. Reminds me of the time NS was reporting we hunt giant ground sloths with dogs. Since a giant ground sloth weighs as much as an elephant and can stand as tall as a giraffe, I have no desire to see the sort of "hound" that can bring one down."
-Selewan Ocampu, Ministry of Other People's Business.

We supposedly hunt clams with them: the thrill of the chase, the clam scooting through the underbrush....

[Inutoland]

"Ah yes, that. Reminds me of the time NS was reporting we hunt giant ground sloths with dogs. Since a giant ground sloth weighs as much as an elephant and can stand as tall as a giraffe, I have no desire to see the sort of "hound" that can bring one down."
-Selewan Ocampu, Ministry of Other People's Business.

We supposedly hunt clams with them: the thrill of the chase, the clam scooting through the underbrush....

Tempted to make a puppet now with barnacles as the national animal, just for this issue.

[Luziyca]

There are a few instances in which small children get seriously injured by their own pets.

[The Children of Mama]

We hunt pedobears, not the other way around.

[Mama adds: I keep the wretched creatures around for just that reason.]

[Brocwika]

Apparently so.

[Vuzghulia]

Maybe you should take a more hostile stance on environmental issues, in the name of self-defense of course.

[Radiatia]

The Radiatian Federation takes guinea pig attacks very seriously.

If you or someone you love has recently been attacked by a guinea pig, hamster or mouse (but not rat), please report it at http://www.whenguineapigsattack.com.rf

Guinea Pig attacks are no laughing matter.

Maybe you should take a more hostile stance on environmental issues, in the name of self-defense of course.

The people of Radiatia would tend to agree with such advice, assuming that by "hostile stance" you mean "letting oil companies have their way with the natural environment with no regulations or concern for the repercussions".

[Things But Not Stuff]

isnt it funny that 1% of my population dies from guinea pig attacks
has to be a mutant guinea pig

My nation would be interested in importing vast quantities of guinea pigs to set loose upon our unsuspecting population centers which are far too numerous for our tastes, in exchange for vast quantities of Evulzs (1 Evulz = £2). Please consider.

[Krjder]

It must be something in the water there. You might want to start doing some testing on that.

OOC: Reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The part with the Killer Rabbit.

That was hilarious, my sister has a rabbit. I called it casserole.

[Fatatatutti]

... turtles....

Alphonse can confirm that turtles are dangerous. His nickname isn't Scarfoot for nothing.

[Gonzalosa]

Genocide the entire Guinea Pig race. For the greater good.

[Olwe]

... turtles....

Alphonse can confirm that turtles are dangerous. His nickname isn't Scarfoot for nothing.

Alphonse got away lucky, if the turtles in Fatatatutti are anything like Olwe's (30 foot maneaters).