San-Silvacian wrote:
Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Siged.
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by Puzikas » Fri May 24, 2013 6:48 pm
San-Silvacian wrote:
Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Sevvania wrote:I don't post much, but I am always here.
Usually waiting for Puz ;-;
by Kalumba » Fri May 24, 2013 6:57 pm
by San-Silvacian » Fri May 24, 2013 7:04 pm
Kalumba wrote:Not just the issue of sex appeal; big, shiny white legs prove to be far too visible to those nasty ZIPRA and ZANLA types when fighting out in the bush. Add that to the fact that Africa isn't the nicest pace to walk around with bare legs, lots of nasty insects and sharp thorns about.
Also sigging the shorts quote.
by Benomia » Fri May 24, 2013 7:06 pm
San-Silvacian wrote:tactical shorts.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
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by San-Silvacian » Fri May 24, 2013 7:08 pm
by Benomia » Fri May 24, 2013 7:10 pm
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
by Fordorsia » Fri May 24, 2013 7:13 pm
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.
by Kalumba » Fri May 24, 2013 7:19 pm
San-Silvacian wrote:Kalumba wrote:Not just the issue of sex appeal; big, shiny white legs prove to be far too visible to those nasty ZIPRA and ZANLA types when fighting out in the bush. Add that to the fact that Africa isn't the nicest pace to walk around with bare legs, lots of nasty insects and sharp thorns about.
Also sigging the shorts quote.
If anything those porcelain gods blinded their enemy with the use of the tactical shorts.
by Fordorsia » Fri May 24, 2013 7:22 pm
Kalumba wrote:San-Silvacian wrote:
If anything those porcelain gods blinded their enemy with the use of the tactical shorts.
Tactical they may be, but another down side is the delicate testicle balancing act that is wearing them. I have a pair of SADF shorts of the same style and a slight lean either way and a ball ends up trapped agaisnt a leg, forcing readjustment which is not so tactical.
Kalumban Bren-alike:
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.
by Nirvash Type TheEND » Fri May 24, 2013 7:24 pm
Fordorsia wrote:Because everyone loves a good Fordy Story.
After an operation to take out a terrorist organization by Fordorsian Special Forces went wrong, another team was sent after them to find out what happened.
The team found the previous team in an undisclosed location, lying dead amongst dozens of dead enemies. Every member of the team was killed, but the way the bodies were laid out suggests that each man had resorted to using their knives after they had ran out of ammunition and barricaded themselves in a room.
"If you have found this knife, you most likely found it in someone’s chest, in which case, I am dead".
-Engraving on a dead Fordorsian's combat knife, found in someone's chest.
(Image)
by Fordorsia » Fri May 24, 2013 7:26 pm
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:Fordorsia wrote:Because everyone loves a good Fordy Story.
After an operation to take out a terrorist organization by Fordorsian Special Forces went wrong, another team was sent after them to find out what happened.
The team found the previous team in an undisclosed location, lying dead amongst dozens of dead enemies. Every member of the team was killed, but the way the bodies were laid out suggests that each man had resorted to using their knives after they had ran out of ammunition and barricaded themselves in a room.
"If you have found this knife, you most likely found it in someone’s chest, in which case, I am dead".
-Engraving on a dead Fordorsian's combat knife, found in someone's chest.
(Image)
Dat punchline.
San-Silvacian wrote:Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Crookfur wrote:Speak for yourself, Crookfur infantry enjoy the sheer uber high speed low drag operator nature of their tactical woad
Spreewerke wrote:One of our employees ate a raw kidney and a raw liver and the only powers he gained was the ability to summon a massive hospital bill.
Premislyd wrote:This is probably the best thing somebody has ever spammed.
Puzikas wrote:That joke was so dark it has to smile to be seen at night.
by Nua Corda » Fri May 24, 2013 9:42 pm
by Aqizithiuda » Fri May 24, 2013 9:47 pm
Nua Corda wrote:Honestly, I find the admiration of the Rhodesians itt... Disturbing. They were racist fuckhats who fought for a horribly oppressive regime, against every principle of freedom and equality. Granted, Mugabe was also a cocknose, but at least he didn't fight for apartheid.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I liked the prostitute - never quote me on that.
Puzikas wrote:This is beyond condom on toes. This is full on Bra-on-balls.
Puzikas wrote:Im not cheep-You can quote me on that.
Hellraiser-Army wrote:and clearly I am surrounded by idiots who never looked at a blueprint before...
by Kalumba » Fri May 24, 2013 10:02 pm
Nua Corda wrote:Honestly, I find the admiration of the Rhodesians itt... Disturbing. They were racist fuckhats who fought for a horribly oppressive regime, against every principle of freedom and equality. Granted, Mugabe was also a cocknose, but at least he didn't fight for apartheid.
by Idaho Conservatives » Fri May 24, 2013 10:27 pm
by Nua Corda » Fri May 24, 2013 10:43 pm
Aqizithiuda wrote:Nua Corda wrote:Honestly, I find the admiration of the Rhodesians itt... Disturbing. They were racist fuckhats who fought for a horribly oppressive regime, against every principle of freedom and equality. Granted, Mugabe was also a cocknose, but at least he didn't fight for apartheid.
Because racism and state sponsored brutality is fine when non-whites do it .
Kalumba wrote:Nua Corda wrote:Honestly, I find the admiration of the Rhodesians itt... Disturbing. They were racist fuckhats who fought for a horribly oppressive regime, against every principle of freedom and equality. Granted, Mugabe was also a cocknose, but at least he didn't fight for apartheid.
Not quite right there buddy, Rhodesia was very different from Apartheid South Africa, where even whites were were separated acording to race. In Rhodesia there were a small, but still existing, number of blacks able to vote and if I recall orrectly there were some whites unable to vote. This was because the right to vote was based on a franchise of education level and property ownership, rather than race.
Some Rhodesia blacks even became millionaires under Smith, and a large number voluteered to fight and die for Rhodesia in the Rhodesian African Rifles, the British South Africa Police and other units like the 'Black Boots'. A quick look on youtube and you will be able to find clips of the RAR marching through Salisbury being cheered and applauded by White Rhodesians, the song Black Boots is a celebration of the skills of black police officers.
It was also the 'racist fuckhats' who voted in 1979 for the Internal Settlement for majority rule, putting Bishop Abel Muzerowa in charge of Zimbabwe-Rhodesia who also fought hard against the communist insurgents. And you have to remember Ian Smith was always trying to negotiate with Joshua Nkomo who agreed to take over in 1973 I believe, but Mugabe refused any settlement and insisted on carrying on fighting. The Rhodesians were fighting for a Rhodesia/Zimbabwe free from the communist rule which was casually destroying Africa around them. Yes there was some paternalistic racism involved, but it was far from Apartheid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_x9jRYU1JU worth a watch if you want a more realistic take on the situation in Rhodesia than that provided by the western media who backed Comrade Bob, and when proved wrong about him quickly made Rhodesia into a demon so they wouldn't look so bad for supporting such a tyrant. Looking at what he has done, to the whites, and Ndebele people in particular I think it was more Mugabe who was fighting for Apartheid than the Rhodesians.
by Premislyd » Fri May 24, 2013 10:45 pm
Pimps Inc wrote:Swastikas are not allowed in nationstates unless your are RPing as Nazi Germany or sumthing
by Transnapastain » Fri May 24, 2013 10:46 pm
by The Archangel Conglomerate » Fri May 24, 2013 10:47 pm
Nirvash Type TheEND wrote:For want of lances, the heavy equipment never reached the field.
For want of heavy equipment the platoons FOs could direct no HMGs.
For want of HMGs, the Archians had to rely on shitty fucking microcalibers.
For want of real weapons, they lost the war.
by Aqizithiuda » Fri May 24, 2013 10:48 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I liked the prostitute - never quote me on that.
Puzikas wrote:This is beyond condom on toes. This is full on Bra-on-balls.
Puzikas wrote:Im not cheep-You can quote me on that.
Hellraiser-Army wrote:and clearly I am surrounded by idiots who never looked at a blueprint before...
by Kalumba » Fri May 24, 2013 11:12 pm
Nua Corda wrote:
Oppression is oppression, reguardless of it's basis. Even if everything you say is true, denial of franchise is equally evil be it rooted in wealth or race. And honestly, I don't buy it. A few token blacks in a nation run by a small white majority does not equality make.
"Selected comments" from the leader of Rhodesia? Hardly a more realistic and unbiased source.
Mugabe was evil. There's no denying that. And the West was wrong to support him. But that doesn't make the Rhodesians into paragons. Far from it. Neither side was good. Neither side should be admired.
by Premislyd » Fri May 24, 2013 11:16 pm
Pimps Inc wrote:Swastikas are not allowed in nationstates unless your are RPing as Nazi Germany or sumthing
by Kalumba » Fri May 24, 2013 11:23 pm
by Samozaryadnyastan » Sat May 25, 2013 1:48 am
San-Silvacian wrote:
Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Malgrave wrote:You are secretly Vladimir Putin using this forum to promote Russian weapons and tracking down and killing those who oppose you.
by Aqizithiuda » Sat May 25, 2013 1:58 am
Samozaryadnyastan wrote:
Recall, of course, that .30-06 is a colossal cartridge by comparison to 7.62x51
Making 7.62x51 an excellent sort of compromise cartridge, as it offers barely reduced performance for a much smaller package.
One of my favourite pictures you ever posted.San-Silvacian wrote:
Forgot to take off my Rhodie shorts when I went to sleep.
Woke up in bitches and enemy combatants.
Someone ask for Rodi?
The angle on the rear of the upper receiver looks a little sharp, the stock and lower receiver are a little slim, and the charging handle wants to be fatter.
Remember, it's something that has to stand up to the stresses of being yanked about by burly men, and repeatedly slammed into the dust cover on firing.
Better, but needs a much beefier stock.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I liked the prostitute - never quote me on that.
Puzikas wrote:This is beyond condom on toes. This is full on Bra-on-balls.
Puzikas wrote:Im not cheep-You can quote me on that.
Hellraiser-Army wrote:and clearly I am surrounded by idiots who never looked at a blueprint before...
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