Odd Facts About Your Nation

[Paparian]

*From April 24 to August 6 in Paparian,the sun rises on the west and sets on the east,at precisely 4.18am and 7.05pm,respectively.
*While from Aug 7 to Apr 23,the sun rises from the North and sets on the South at precisely 6am and 6pm,respectively.
*While beer is the number one alcoholic beverage of choice in Paparian,vodka is number one when it comes to sales.
*The Paparian traffic police's uniform colour is pink.
*Students of the state-run Paparian Polytech Institute,which only offers engineering courses,are required to take and pass traditional Uzbek medicine.
These are only a few odd Paparian facts,more to come later.

[Gandoor]

The Prime Minister's House didn't get a colour TV until 1976. Colour broadcasts started regularly in 1963.

[Novus Niciae]

In our school system the students are responsible for keeping the school neat and tidy.

[Olwe]

There are 3 species in the Imperial bloodline, as Emperor Jason Frost's wife is an Elf and his eldest daughter is an Ascended (Angel who started out as Human, and was reborn with wings after dying).

[Malefant]

Malefant has its own 'World Records' book where all the records are held by Emperor Halen, including the biggest breasts record and both the shortest and tallest living persons record.

[New Lyrane]

Pole dancing is the most popular martial art in New Lyrane.

[Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf]

cannibalism is legal.

[Esparmuran]

cannibalism is legal.

Roast babies.

Pickled fingers.

Extra-barbecued eyes.

I could think of a whole lot more

[The Intersphere]

Following the example of the old human organization NASA, we commonly compete to see who can draw penises on the most planets in a specified length of time.

[Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf]

we don't like foreigners.

[Olwe]

we don't like foreigners.

We love foreigners. Passionately and in multiple positions.

[The Zona (Ancient)]

Our entire nation is just one large prison camp spanning for well over 20 million kilometers squared.

[Zuni]

Due to the popularity of high noon as an ideal time for showdowns, enough scheduling snafus have occurred that the government has banned showdowns between the hours of 11:30 AM and 1:30 PM.

[Smoya]

Barrel racing is becoming increasingly popular in Smoya.

[Toure The Pikachu]

Even though we are located as real world Guinea, We are thought to also rule over Sierra Leone.

[Mienfoovania]

Our Presidential House is The Green Dragon Dojo in Eastern Shanghai

[Oaledonia]

every year at the Oaledonian Grand Festival strange lights and sounds occur over the huge city of Aduio, which was abandoned 60 years ago because of a reactor melt down in a nuclear facility which killed thousands. The reason for the strange lights and sounds above the city is unknown, but it does happen at 2:37 AM, the exact time the reactor meltdown occurred... and people that venture into the city during this time begin hearing grand pianos, claim to see dead relatives, start having horrible nightmares and sleep paralysis, and are found dead one week later in the abandoned city. It has become such a problem that Oaledonia has enacted a military blockade around the city in order to stop people from going inside, trespassers are killed on sight.

[German-Spanish Empire]

We're German and Spanish...MUWHAHA

[Smoya]

Smoya is the 89th largest nation in the world.

[Sungai Pusat]

It is expected of many outsiders slightly familiar with anarcho-capitalism to figure that the currency used in Sungai Pusat is gold, silver or some other rare material. However, most banks that issue currency adopt a fiat currency instead due to money usually being used to exchange goods and services around rather than shiny bits of metal.

[New Cochin]

The king of New Cochin, Felix IV, loves to hoard wine, and often many wine bottles end up in his private cellar deep beneath the palace. However, once every year in April 13th, the cellar is opened to the public and they are allowed to taste some of the wine, which is celebrated all over the country as Wine Hoarder's Day.

[Lunaka]

In the 1960s, the cartoon "The Flintstones" was banned from Lunakan airwaves for having "Fundamentalist Messages." The ban was never officially lifted, though the show is broadcasted on many stations.

[Gothlandia]

There is a strange law in the nation of Gothlandia that regards punishment for shop theft.
Every individual caught in the act of stealing goods will be sentenced to 9 months in a condom factory.

[Reichsland]

The Presidential Palace was built without bathrooms, so when indoor plumbing really became popular, they turned 75% of the closets into bathrooms. So now the presidential palace has 23 bathrooms. That equals out to roughly 5 bathrooms on each floor.

[Magni Vastator]

Women are required to masturbate 5 times a day

All Men are required to eat 3 bowls of Kellogs frosted Flakes every day

All babies must be dipped in the blood of sacrificial goats after they are born before being granted citizenship