The Non-Human Equality Act - 2013

[Karn Evil Nine]

We of the Kangaroo Republic find this response to be typical, and did not expect anything different from a nation with a skull in its flag. We grant you the award for "most conspicuous evil empire in the universe".

We protest the results of this contest, and demand a recount of votes.

[YellowApple]

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YellowApple, Inc.
Official Corporate Transmission

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To the Administration of the Federal Republic of Jandaria:

YellowApple, Inc. has been informed of your recent declaration of the rights of non-human sapient beings, and we are excited to welcome you into the ranks of leaders who see past xenophobia and embrace the ideal of equality and freedom for all sapient beings. You have therefore, in the process, acquired a prominent economic and political ally.

If there is anything YellowApple, Inc. can do to assist your nation in what may be a somewhat-difficult transition into cultural enlightenment, please let us know. We would be happy to assist, being a positive demonstration of how a multi-species culture and society can thrive in a modern world.

We look forward to lasting peace and prosperity between our nations.

Sincerely,



Fostera Manzano
Administrator and Voice of YellowApple

[The Holy Amercian Republic]

President Mitt Romney and the government of the United States of the Holy Amercian Republic strongly condemn this new law as a violation against the one True and Almighty God.

Man was created to rule over and care for all other creatures as the sole sapient being, and any attempt to recognise soulless non-humans as equal is a flagrant violation of the Biblical Law.

[Alto Verde]

Clearly, some of us have not studied or considered the situation closely enough.

Alto Verde commends this new law, though is disturbed by the portion of it which bars sentient non-humans from holding public office. If they are equal to humans, should they not be equally able under the law to serve society?

Signed,

- Minister of Foreign Affairs Lisa Pasinetti

[YellowApple]

President Mitt Romney and the government of the United States of the Holy Amercian Republic strongly condemn this new law as a violation against the one True and Almighty God.

Man was created to rule over and care for all other creatures as the sole sapient being, and any attempt to recognise soulless non-humans as equal is a flagrant violation of the Biblical Law.

Dr. Theodore Pinotage, noted professor with the University of Manzanopolis Prime's Theology Department, would like to point out that Adam, along with his de facto wife, Eve, were, according to all known versions of Christian scripture, evicted from the Garden of Eden (Old Testament, Genesis 3:23); this eviction would imply that God had lost faith in mankind alone to maintain dominion over all of God's creatures, for mankind is susceptible to temptation and sin.

Likewise, there has yet to be a known instance of Christian scripture where God denies those of non-human sapient species the right to inherit His kingdom, nor are such non-human sapient beings stated as not being His children. Consequently, by denying non-human sapient beings the same rights as humans, one is trespassing upon God's will by mistreating His children and creations.

Based on the aforementioned rationale, Dr. Pinotage strongly recommends President Romney to repent for his sins; the YellowApplan Christian Association would be happy to assist with said repentance.

[Jandaria]

President Mitt Romney and the government of the United States of the Holy Amercian Republic strongly condemn this new law as a violation against the one True and Almighty God.

Man was created to rule over and care for all other creatures as the sole sapient being, and any attempt to recognise soulless non-humans as equal is a flagrant violation of the Biblical Law.

Dr. Theodore Pinotage, noted professor with the University of Manzanopolis Prime's Theology Department, would like to point out that Adam, along with his de facto wife, Eve, were, according to all known versions of Christian scripture, evicted from the Garden of Eden (Old Testament, Genesis 3:23); this eviction would imply that God had lost faith in mankind alone to maintain dominion over all of God's creatures, for mankind is susceptible to temptation and sin.

Likewise, there has yet to be a known instance of Christian scripture where God denies those of non-human sapient species the right to inherit His kingdom, nor are such non-human sapient beings stated as not being His children. Consequently, by denying non-human sapient beings the same rights as humans, one is trespassing upon God's will by mistreating His children and creations.

Based on the aforementioned rationale, Dr. Pinotage strongly recommends President Romney to repent for his sins; the YellowApplan Christian Association would be happy to assist with said repentance.

OOC: AKA, Mr. Romney just got burned

[The Holy Amercian Republic]

Dr. Theodore Pinotage, noted professor with the University of Manzanopolis Prime's Theology Department, would like to point out that Adam, along with his de facto wife, Eve, were, according to all known versions of Christian scripture, evicted from the Garden of Eden (Old Testament, Genesis 3:23); this eviction would imply that God had lost faith in mankind alone to maintain dominion over all of God's creatures, for mankind is susceptible to temptation and sin.

Likewise, there has yet to be a known instance of Christian scripture where God denies those of non-human sapient species the right to inherit His kingdom, nor are such non-human sapient beings stated as not being His children. Consequently, by denying non-human sapient beings the same rights as humans, one is trespassing upon God's will by mistreating His children and creations.

Based on the aforementioned rationale, Dr. Pinotage strongly recommends President Romney to repent for his sins; the YellowApplan Christian Association would be happy to assist with said repentance.

OOC: AKA, Mr. Romney just got burned

OOC: That's President Romney to you, bub!

[Ceasario]

The Royal Family and Board of Dukes of Ceasario would like to commend you on the Non-Human Equality Act. We truly hope this act brings more freedom to your nation. We are overjoyed that non-human sapient beings shall receive equal rights, and hope that eventually they will be given the freedom to run for a public office.
- Duke Anders, Minister of Foreign Affairs & the royal family of Ceasario.

[Kalmarium]

The Kalmar Imperium finds agreement with New Kriegizstan on this subject. The xenos scum must be purged.

We of the Kangaroo Republic find this response to be typical, and did not expect anything different from a nation with a skull in its flag. We grant you the award for "most conspicuous evil empire in the universe".

This claim merely grants us more prestige.

[The Kangaroo Republic]

We of the Kangaroo Republic find this response to be typical, and did not expect anything different from a nation with a skull in its flag. We grant you the award for "most conspicuous evil empire in the universe".

This claim merely grants us more prestige.

We are happy to be of assistance in further elevating your evilness status.

[Ulvena]

The Equestrian Party and the Royal Family commend Jandaria for passing this legislation.

[The Sangheili Empire]

Fear not Humans of Jandaria, one day you shall be free from your idiotic government that declares inferior scum equal to Humans.

One day you shall all realize how superior Humans are, and enslave and murder those who you now call 'equals'.

But it is not this day, this day your foolish government will be blinded into seeing other beings as equal to Humans, but soon they will realize they are wrong.

You shall die a slow and painful death heretic.

We commend this law to a agree, but in the end they still require the right to attain a public office.

[Oneracon]

OFFICIAL DIPLOMATIC COMMUNIQUÉ

TO: The Government of the Federal Republic of Jandaria
FR: The Hon. Preston Forthwright, Minister of International Relations and NGO Coordination
CC: <None>

HRM Government and the people of Oneracon offer our sincerest commendations and congratulations on the passage of the Non-Human Equality Act. HRM Government is very pleased that another nation has joined the crusade for equality and has realised that "human rights" shouldn't be limited to humans, a realisation that some nations sorely lack.

Warmest Regards,

SIGNED
The Hon. Preston Forthwright, MHA
Minister of International Relations and NGO Coordination

[Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf]

We honor your decision.

[Saurisisia]

We of the United Dinosaur States of Saurisia hereby commend Jandaria for its attempts to ensure non-human sapients enjoy similar rights as humans. We, of course, are disappointed that they still aren't able to gain positions within the government and such. Still, this is a good step forwards towards complete equality under law for all sapient species.

And on that note, we shall also take this time to point at and laugh at the silly nations who condemn this issue. The fact that so many nations are supporting this bill in comparison to the few who are not shows the pathetic state of Humanocentrism and why it is a complete load of, as the Secretary of War would say, BS.

[Zokoria]

Supreme Leader Henrik Müller reacts to the "Non-Human Equality Act":

"So Jandaria is trying to give ponies and all other non-humans "equal rights"? I'm pretty sure that their nation really sickens us to death. If they want to become a Pony dictatorship just like the Greater Pony Herd, Legokiller, or Cevalo Nacio, then Satan will take care of those godless, evil Jandarians.

After all, their nation is becoming more of a threat to us, just like Iglesiantis, Namor, and Swilatia."

[The Kangaroo Republic]

Supreme Leader Henrik Müller reacts to the "Non-Human Equality Act":

"So Jandaria is trying to give ponies "equal rights"? I'm pretty sure that their nation really sickens us to death. If they want to become a Pony dictatorship just like the Greater Pony Herd, Legokiller, or Cevalo Nacio, then Satan will take care of those godless, evil Jandarians.

After all, their nation is becoming more of a threat to us, just like Iglesiantis, Namor, and Swilatia."

(OOC: Ponies do not encompass all non-humans, you should know that.)

[Yavukia]

Supreme Leader Henrik Müller reacts to the "Non-Human Equality Act":

"So Jandaria is trying to give ponies and all other non-humans "equal rights"? I'm pretty sure that their nation really sickens us to death. If they want to become a Pony dictatorship just like the Greater Pony Herd, Legokiller, or Cevalo Nacio, then Satan will take care of those godless, evil Jandarians.

After all, their nation is becoming more of a threat to us, just like Iglesiantis, Namor, and Swilatia."

We are glad to hear about this. The Yavukian Republic approves of Zokoria!

[Islamic nation of southeast asia]

human representative, genie representative and goverment representative for wolf transhuman of INSA are aggre with your desicion. long live for your country.
(ooc: sorry bad english)