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Ragnarum
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Founded: Dec 17, 2011
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Postby Ragnarum » Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:23 am

IRL: Shit place

IC: Yes, if you dont mind compulsory military service and rude people.
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Benomia
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Founded: Oct 23, 2012
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Postby Benomia » Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:27 am

IC: Fuck yeah!
IRL: Not even close.
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Politicas
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Postby Politicas » Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:32 am

IRL: I live in the USA. Need I say more?

IC: I wouldn't call Politicas a utopia, but it is a rather boring place. which is generally a good thing.

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AiliailiA
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Postby AiliailiA » Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:33 am

Ikigain wrote:Ikigain is supposed to be a utopia.


Never. Not as long as the words "a utopia" are written or heard, or there is dispute over the "a before i, except after i before a, or where there are more than four i's in the word" rule in my nation.

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Orenica
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Founded: Nov 16, 2012
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Postby Orenica » Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:40 am

I really want to live in my NS Nation...
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Altito Asmoro
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Postby Altito Asmoro » Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:04 am

Politicas wrote:IRL: I live in the USA. Need I say more?

IC: I wouldn't call Politicas a utopia, but it is a rather boring place. which is generally a good thing.


USA? Yeah, you need to say more.
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Benomia
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Postby Benomia » Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:10 am

Altito Asmoro wrote:
Politicas wrote:IRL: I live in the USA. Need I say more?

IC: I wouldn't call Politicas a utopia, but it is a rather boring place. which is generally a good thing.


USA? Yeah, you need to say more.

NOT A UTOPIA!
Remembering games, and daisy chains, and laughs...Got to keep the loonies on the path.
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
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Libertaria
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Founded: Oct 09, 2011
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Postby Libertaria » Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:43 am

Nowhere near, but we're working on it

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Hippostania
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Postby Hippostania » Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:45 am

IRL - Fuck no. Finland is an oppressive social democratic hellhole
IC'ly - It's pretty damn close, so I'd say yes. I'd love to live in Hippostania.
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Forsher
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Postby Forsher » Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:57 am

Radiatia wrote:IC? Hell no.
IRL? New Zealand is close, but it's been in decline for the last 30 years.


Depends what you want from it. Thirty years ago we had just recovered from the underarm bowling incident and the glory years were ahead of us. Now...

Thrirty years ago the Springbok Tour had just finished... I think, had something slightly different happened in the 70s and 80s NZ would be even better than it is now.

However, we've got to figure out a better way of looking at NZ. Stop with Maori/Not Maori rubbish, it isn't helping anyone... especially Maori (statement is now PC).
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Urmanian
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Postby Urmanian » Sat Dec 15, 2012 6:01 am

IRL? Lol. No. I live in Russia. That's a dystopia right there for you.

IC? Pretty damn close. It is hardly an utopia, but something where I'd love to live all things considered. Also, ponies.
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Cameroi
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Postby Cameroi » Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:26 am

the policies and culture of my nation states nation have often been considered "utopian".
there is no nation, as far as i know, "irl", i would even consider entirely civilized, let alone "utopian".

(though nearly all nations, again "afak" have collective self images that are more fantasy then anything else. the only one i've ever lived in, the u.s., certainly does)
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The Independent Isle of Wight
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Founded: Dec 09, 2012
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Postby The Independent Isle of Wight » Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:17 am

If we aren't, then it's not for want of trying.
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Total % of GDP taxed: 46%
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Phocidaea
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Founded: Jul 21, 2012
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Postby Phocidaea » Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:50 am

Kachilla wrote:IRL: The US (my country) is pathetic at the moment, a shadow of its former self, and kept from moving on by a bunch of conservative toffs who haven't a clue what they're doing and care only about themselves and the rich. Having spent hundreds of years ruling third world countries, the US is now turning into one itself.
I envy Norway. And Denmark, and Sweden and Finland. They seem cool.


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IC: No, although it would be a nice place to live. There's a difference between "good" and "utopian".
Call me Phoca.
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Central Lothian
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Founded: May 06, 2011
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Postby Central Lothian » Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:51 am

There is no way on God's green earth that either Scotland or the United Kingdom can be described as a utopia.
Please note: Central Lothian is the direct successor to Mid Lothian*. As a result, I am still called Rebecca, I am still a Grammar Nazi and most information pertaining to ML also applies to CL (although I will be taking this time to change a few things).

* - And I may refer to the country as Mid Lothian. If I do, assume that I mean Central Lothian. (And not to be confused with "Midlothian" - I'm using that as a fascist version of CL.)

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Slembana
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Postby Slembana » Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:52 am

IRL: Not really. Rainy, cold, small...
IC: Maybe. Lots of animals, tropical climate, very "free", but high crime.
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Cruciland
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Founded: Dec 22, 2011
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cruciland » Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:26 am

Cruciland was designed to be a concept-utopia, for other nations to mirror. There is an updated version of Cruciland, but is too overpowered to be used on NS. There are actual blueprints and philosophies for it, with detailed plans and inventions carefully made to make the utopia real. It was inspired by my mad pursuit of perfection, and the analytical comparison of different ideologies practiced throughout the world to achieve the ultimate leap in human society. Hopefully, if enough funding and subtlety is poured into the project, we will live in such a futuristic paradise one day...
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Rejistania
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Postby Rejistania » Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:43 am

No, Rejistania is not a utopia, it is a pretty good nation though.
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Armetria
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Founded: Nov 12, 2012
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Postby Armetria » Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:56 am

IRL: Hahahaha. No.

NS: No, but we try to maintain high standards.
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Authoritarian: 1.00
Non-Interventionist: -4.00
Cultural Liberal: -3.00
Nationalistic: 3%
Secular: 69%
Visionary: 15%
Anarchistic: 40%
Capitalistic: 81%
Pacifist: 57%
Anthropocentric: 41%
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South Samarchy
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Founded: Oct 15, 2012
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Postby South Samarchy » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:00 am

Is South Samarchy a Utopia?.......Hell noooooooo!!!!!!! It ins't. Firstly were a post-apocalyptic South Africa (check out our factbook). Then there's the anarchy, chaos, crime, corruption, rampant lawlessness, societal collapse, complete breakdown of social order, complte lack of laws & order, barren, inhospitable landscape, weapons of mass destruction (WMDs) a population armed heavily enough to make all the worlds arms dealers blush, drugs, Jacob Zuma, John Mongrel, compleate lack of political correctness, explicitness, depravity, vices, bigotism, mutant freaks, insane lunatics, nihilism, agressiveness, rape, torture, sadism, Narcissism, hedonism, exploitation, selfishness, Sociopathic Soldiers, Child Soldiers, Social Darwinism, Redneck Hicks, dangerous wildlife, completely privatised & unregulated econmy, anarcho-capitalist free market, corrupt mega corporations a complete lack of public services, massive unequality, complete absence of public services & social wefare, aids, SUPER AIDS, instigatation of international conflicts constant ultra-violence, Violetists, Tribal Savages, and a constant & barbaric struggle for territory & survival between Mad Max style biker gangs, the remnants of the Zimbabwean Army, Bald Black Leader Guys, Anarchist Freedom Fighters, & the nations citizens.

So there you have it were not a Utopia. Were a Dystopia (and damn proud of it). So how about paying us a visit. Where a Free Land of Do-As-You-Please, with great food, magnificent, wildlife, beautiful scenery, cool & interesting people, a great history, lots a guns, drugs, free, unregulated culture media & markets, sexy, beautiful, loose women (or men if that's your preference) & the greatest perosn who ever lived Corbin Samuels (me).
Do you hate taxes? Hate government? Hate regulations? Love guns? It's better in South Samarchy!

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Geadland
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Postby Geadland » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:02 am

No, I've tried to make it realistic. It's a nice place to live, though.
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South Samarchy
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Postby South Samarchy » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:08 am

Geadland wrote:No, I've tried to make it realistic. It's a nice place to live, though.

lol. Then it's pretty ironic that it's WA Categorys Left-wing Utopia :rofl:
lol don't worry buddy. I understand, I was just teasing yu. :)
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Do you hate taxes? Hate government? Hate regulations? Love guns? It's better in South Samarchy!

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Fatatatutti
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Postby Fatatatutti » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:14 am

Fatatatutti is a tropical paradise but not a utopia.

We have a very high crime rate. In fact, there is no real concept of property ownership at all, so anything that isn't bolted down is likely to be "borrowed" without warning. But that isn't considered a problem (by Fatatatutians, at least) because you can always "borrow" a replacement if you need it.

Our traffic is very slow, if you can even measure the speed when everybody is going in different directions at the same time. But that isn't considered a problem either (by Fatatatutians) because a traffic jam is always a good excuse for a tailgate party.

In short, Fatatatutti has its share of problems but the people take them in their stride instead of fretting over them.

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Hatsunia
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Postby Hatsunia » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:32 am

Hatsunia is pretty much an idealistic utopia of Miku fans.
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Victorious Decepticons
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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Sat Dec 15, 2012 10:37 am

For Decepticon robots: It's pretty close by the Decepticon definition, but not quite. In short, it runs by the law of the jungle, and that's exactly how we want it and designed it to be. But it does make buying and selling a bit of a PITA and dispute resolution is even worse - unless you are the fastest draw and have a very powerful blaster.

For any other people: It's a massive dystopia unless you somehow enjoy being our mine slave.
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Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


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