Kouralia wrote:Puzikas wrote:
Some sort of steve erwin esque former operator who fights them.
"OI! Look at the size of that T-72! These beasts can weigh upwards of 40 tonnes and boast nearly 220mm of armor!
*Pulls out AT-4*
We need to tranquilize her to tag her, and see their natural migration patterns!
*Fires at T-72, knocking off tread as it flips on its side, turret spinning wildly and shooting*
*Operator steve operates up to the T-72 and places a tag on its underbelly*
We got my wife, a licenced engeneer, to fix em up.
*Cut to the guy from orange county choppers guy in a bikini and blonde wig with a welding torche pulling on a welders face plate*
We got the tank all fixed up and away she went!
*Tank rolls back to its treads, a large bandaid visible on its left tread. Smoke blows out of exhaust as it speeds away*
Nature is beautiful, aint it?
David Attenborough = Superior