Unofficial NS World Leaders Dating Service

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

Unofficial NS World Leaders Dating Service

OOC: No, this is not an actual dating service, just my clever way of giving players an opportunity to introduce their national leaders. Fill out the survey below to let us in on your leader's vital statistics, as well as a brief bio, any wiki links for him/her, pictures, etc., even a "shout out" from the leader himself. The leader you choose for this does not necessarily need to be your head of state or head of government; s/he can be the government leader you RP with most often, or just the one you like the best. Profiles of two or more of your leaders are also acceptable. You may skip items in the survey if they are not applicable or you just don't feel like answering.

Example appears below.

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'Gimme gimme sum luvin!'
[NOTE: Profile "teaser" can be edited into the "Subject" line on your post]

I am a: Man seeking woman

For: Hook-up

Name: Manuelo Fernanda

Nickname(s): "The Destructor from Del Fuego, Mexico," "the Destructor"

Title: President of the Federal Republic

Term in office: 2005 - present (term expires in 2010)

Photo(s):
[NOTE: One or two is fine; if they are large images, please just post a link]



NSwiki or WikiStates profile: NSwiki

Major RPs: Kenny's One-Stop Diplomacy Shop, Chaos in The Eternal Kawaii: The Kitten Revolution

Brief biography: A professional boxer, popular reality TV star, and multiple sex-offender, Fernanda entered politics in 2005, when then-President John Thorne gave a speech endorsing federal restrictions on the distribution of pornography. Fernanda embarked on a one-man crusade to save his favorite medium, and generated so much buzz that a rather desperate Conservative Party ended up nominating him for president. As it turned out, Thorne was so dull, unexciting and unpopular it didn't matter who the Conservatives nominated; the people were ready to elect anyone besides him. Fernanda won in a wash. Several months into his presidency, terrorists bombed a football stadium with the Paradise City Dumb Blondes still inside, and because they were the president's favorite cheerleading squad, the nation has been in the midst of a global "War on Terror" ever since. Accomplishments of the Fernanda presidency include unprecedented international outreach (mostly by seducing female ambassadors), three United Nations repeals, three World Assembly resolutions, and the unceremonious destruction of the UN three years into his first term. Sure, he may not have actually done it, but he's certainly not above taking credit for it. Fernanda has been implicated in more sex, drug and corruption scandals than one can count, and consequently, many Conservatives regret nominating him. Moralist crusader Judge Sandy Schweitzer is challenging him for the Conservative nomination next year.

Shout-out: Hey whats up ladies this is Manuelo jist chillin down here in Paradise city and lookin for sum play lol,, i currntly have a few minor things goin with a couple friends but no major attachments,, and besides jhessans always busy lol! so if ur a freak and lookin for the ride uv ur life then hit me up!!!!! u can send ur pics and measurmnets to my secrtary or better yet just come to my office @10 frowning st- if i like what i see we can get it on lol!!

Appearance:

Age 33
Ethnicity Latino
Height 5'10''
Weight 160
Body type Lean muscular
Eyes Dark brown
Hair Dark brown

Lifestyle:

Smokes Crack, obviously
Drinks Cannot function while sober
Education College dropout
Employment Employed by government, Self-employed
Occupation National service, Selling out
Income: > $2 million/year

Home life:

Location Paradise City, Omigodtheykilledkenny
Marital status Single - never married
Living Alone
Kids You need a warrant before you can make me do a paternity test, don't you?
Religion Roman Catholic
Attends services Never
Languages English, Spanish

Personality:

Interests Video games, Rap music, Hanging out, Pimped-out rides, Movies (preferably the kind that get her in the mood), Dancing, Clubbing, Whoring, Boozing, and just about anything to get inside a girl's pants
Sign Taurus
Political views Ask my secretary of state, I really don't give a shit
Sense of humor Filthy
Social setting Anywhere the girls are fine, fun and easy
TV habits If there's no sex or loud explosions, change the channel

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

(Haven't decided what to put here yet.)

[Justorica]

I am a: National Leader seeking to get self known

For: Fame and recognition.

Name: Justori Bronzeg

Nickname(s): "The Iron Justice"

Title: The President of The Free United Peoples of Justorica

Term in office: 1997-present ( He was born in 1977, but the rule in Justorica is that the national leader will be kept on an immortality machine until they lose an election. So far, he has never lost an election. )

Photo(s):

Major RPs: Giant Comet Heading for Earth ( International Incidents ), Nuclear Wasteland( NationStates )

Brief biography: A person that got into politics as soon as he was out of college, he started his political career as one of the congress volunteers used for embassies. Before becoming the congress volunteer, he was a visionary, inventor, and the smartest man in Justorican history. From 1987-1996 he was promoted from Congress volunteer-Senator-Representative from Embassy City region- Congress Court Justice-Supreme Court Secretary-President nominee. That line of political promotions got him to wear he his today, leading one of the most technologically advanced nations alive today. He invented Justorica's plasma shield, which protects Justorica from many things.

Shout-out: N/A

Appearance:Blond hair,boyish charm, the sadistic and yet comfortable smile of an evil genius, although Justori is not evil.

Age-32

Ethnicity:Irish,German,Polish,American,Illinoisan

Height: 6 ft 5in

Weight: 175

Body type: Lean muscular

Eyes: Blue/Green, sometimes switch.

Hair:Blond

Lifestyle:

Smokes: Nothing

Drinks: Sometimes whiskey at parties, sometimes.

Education: PhD in every thing except dictatorship and devil worshiping.

Employment: Employed by government, government gave him a scholarship

Occupation: Justorica's President

Income: Not available at the moment

Home life: When not making decisions for the nation, he enjoys going to Church on Sunday and spending time with his family and his dog, Uncle Sam.

Home Location: Justoria,Northwestern Justorica

Marital status-Married once,wife is still alive and with him.

Living- With his wife, 2 kids, and his German Shepard.

Kids- His son Jeremith and his daughter Datalia

Religion- Catholic

Attends services- Every Sunday

Languages- Almost every language on Earth, only doesn't know Demon Tongue

Personality: Mostly has feet on the ground, know to have head in the sky. He is very optimistic and charismatic. He is especially testy and jumpy when inventing or working on an invention, but is overly joyed when invention is complete and works.

Interests: His family, video games, church, his nation, his job, whatever invention he is working on.

Sign: Libra

Political views- Believes that the people should be able to choose alot about what's good for the nation, and that they should be able to have alot a freedoms, but still need governmental guidance so that the nation isn't turned into ruins.

Sense of humor: Always funny, even during stressful times and time of mass panic ( i.e a giant comet, zombies, terrorists.)

Social setting: Anywhere in Justorica with his family.

TV habits- watches whatever is on, as long as someone else agrees.

[Third Spanish States]

(OOC: Serious business)

"It's not a coincidence the genre boomed shortly after Japan was nuked" - Cecily Lockhelm on Anime.

I am a: Woman seeking Man

For: Castrating and hanging over a meat hook before roasting... just kidding. Really.

Name: Cecily Tarragón Lockhelm

Nickname(s): "DeatClock", "Lockhell".

Title: Head of State

Term in office: 2039 - present (term expires if people choose to vote me out of here, so I'm here for life)

Photo(s):



WikiStates profile: Coming Soon

Major RPs: Fall Schwarz, Prophecies Without Meaning*, Angels of Agony**

*Character has not been directly involved yet, but will be.

**NationState wasn't directly involved yet, but circumstances will lead it to eventually be, and that is why I liek II.

Brief biography: Cecily Garcia Tarragón Lockhelm, more known as Cecily Lockhelm, was born in 9th of February of 2018, daughter of the Second Spanish Revolution war hero Camilla Garcia Tarragón and of the British anarchist press publisher Todd Lockhelm, and has been elected head of State in 2039, being the youngest of all candidates at the time. Before getting into politics, Cecily, although having a fairly average childhood(seeing scenes of public nudity and sex as a child isn't considered weird in the Confederacy) had troubled teens, answered by her daredevil attitude which led her to become one of the youngest vigilantes across the Confederacy by using her vacations to manhunt criminals, and to certainly wet her hands in the corrupted blood of some of the greatest criminals that existed in it, even though Cecily has always been better at leading others to kill criminals from behind than at the act itself, as she was a pretty bad shot(maybe due to lack of will to work harder in training), but survived whereas her boyfriend, eight years older than her at that time, didn't. By all accounts she has long forgotten the short relationship she had with him. It was her unyielding, ruthlessly effective leadership and elimination of high profile criminals, including key elements of the slaver ring that once plagued the Bacconi Woods, that led her to gain a reputation during the crime outbreak of 2038. During Technical High School, Cecily has chosen to learn cartoon drawing and animation, usually ending with quite adult cartoons, but never managed to get it farther and to be justly recognized as Animes, which were quite mainstream by then, overshadowed her quite decent works into the "Western tradition of drawing", leading her to dislike Japanese stuff, Japanese and Otakus even today. She graduated in Managerial Public Relations despite her sharp tongue, and became an young leader in the extremist Eugenic branch of Anarchism. At 16, Cecily decided to join MilNet Cooperative, and due to her ineptness with guns, she decided to simply do odd leadership roles and operation planning procedures here and there, getting some basic experience regarding strategy and tactics, before leaving it as a secondary priority due to political career.

Shout-out: I talked with a lesbian diplomat and supposedly with a guy who had an entire room filled with Mudkip plushies, so what? Are you going to judge me over rumors you saw in the Internets? The Internet Hate Machine can kiss my butt, because I don't care about their "LULZ" as much as I don't care about overall stupid people. If your gene pool is made of failure and if your mouth is like a latrine from what usually comes from it, don't even bother trying to meet me.

Appearance:

Age 21
Ethnicity British
Height 1.77 meters
Weight 82 kg
Body type Endowed. Cute
Eyes Blue
Hair Light brown

Lifestyle:

Smokes Marijuana, rarely.
Drinks Whiskey, Tea, Brandy, Cocaine-Cola.
Education Bachelor in Managerial Public Relations, Technical High School in Cartoon Design
Employment Self-employed, Member of MilNet Cooperative
Occupation Diplomat, Freelance Vigilante
Income: I'm not looking for muggers and greedy losers who are unable to achieve wealth by themselves.

Home life:

Location Tucker, Third Spanish States
Marital status Single - never married
Living With a room mate, and we are just friends.
Kids Not yet, and will only have one through germinal choice technology.
Religion Agnostic
Attends services Only if those services are for me
Languages English, Spanish, German, Portuguese, French

Personality: I am not afraid of being a jerk to people who deserve it, and maybe I am a jerk, but I don't care. I am also not afraid of treating those who earn my respect and friendship the best I can. I never let feelings cloud my judgment of people.

Interests Real Life Deathmatch, Listening to and Performing Black Metal, Firearms, Tabletop RPGs, shoulder-launched RPGs, politics.
Sign Aquarius, but I think this sign stuff is pure bull for scammers to sell lies to stupid people.
Political views Eugenic Anarchist
Sense of humor Sarcastic and Cynical
Social setting Anywhere without too many idiots and pathetic people.
TV habits I don't like passive forms entertainment like watching TV

[Crookfur]

"Oh come now mother, people explode everyday!"


I am a: King, seeking like minded individuals, or perhaps a team play orientated group

For: Dungeon diving and real life team sports

Name: Cameron Stewartson

Nickname(s): "The King", "HRH", "King Camy", "Bossman C", "The Big Yin", "El Kingerino" and "The symbol of Opression"

Title: His Royal Highness King Cameron IV of Crookfur, Defender of the Covenant, Protector of the faith and Sword of the Just

Term in office: 1996-Present

Photo(s):

A quiet moment


Major RPs: Well I get mentioned in everything involving Crookfur

Brief biography: Born as the second son of my Father, the late King Harald II, in 1970 I was raised as the "spare" for my elder brother Hamish. Attended the Geronson and Jerobian schools before studying engineering at The University of Kirkhill. It was while at university that I met and later married my Wife Victoria. After graduating I joined the Crookfur Royal Navy as a pilot flying Bucaneers. Flying an aircraft like the Buc low and fast is one of the exciting things one can ever do and the feeling of flying under birdges at transonic speeds is more than worth the reprimand from the Sqaudron boss. Saddly both my father and elder brother where killed in a tragic acident where a small aircraft on approach to the wrong runway in bad weather colided with the royal jet just after take off. It was at this point that I ascedended to the throne of Crookfur.

Shout-out: My greatings and best wishes to all the peoples of the world. Liberty is possibly the single most imporant right of a human and msot of you will be well aware of Crookfur's stance on slavery and I would like to take this opertunity to add my own personal support to my govenrments actions. Slavery is a simply dispicable practice and is simply a tool with which the unenlightened and short sighted to damage thier own nation.

Appearance:

Age 39
Ethnicity Northern European
Height 6'''
Weight 14 stone
Body type muscular (played prop forward in school ruger team)
Eyes Blue grey
Hair Fair

Lifestyle:

Smokes: noobs on Battlefield Heros, Croofkur Royal Air Froce pilots (only joking Lads!)
Drinks: Good quality examples of most beverages
Education: Degree in Engineering
Employment: em, self employed/employed by the entire nation?
Occupation: King of Crookfur
Income: I honestly couldn't tell you, it must be a staggering amount since I pay the wages of all the MPs

Home life:

Location: Kirkhill, capitol of Crookfur
Marital status: Married and still very much in love with my wife Victoria
Children: 5, James, Alison, Harald, Christine and Rebecca
Religion: Protestant (Presbyterian)
Attends services: As often as I can
Languages: English, German and Norse

Personality:

Interests: on line gaming, hunting, shooting, fencing, architecture and flying.
Sign: Virgo
Political views: Enviromentally inclined centralist
Sense of humor: A bit off the wall, think the stranger Monty Python and Spike Milligan stuff
Social setting: Where ever it is required of me to be
TV habits: Don't really watch a lot of television but it tends to be documentaries, but not those that keep telling you what is coming after the break and repeating itself.

[Maurepas]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_XX

[Justorica]

Come on people! Let's see your leaders!

[Island sodor]

I am the president of Sodor Jacob Santillanes and my second in comand is chanecler Traze Kushriana

[Vojvodina-Nihon]

I am a: Glorious World Leader seeking minions!

For: Eternal servitude to My person and willingness to clean up the bodies I randomly execute

Name: The Most Glorious Emperor, Ruler of the Omniverse, By The Grace of His Own Self, Keeper of Secrets, High King over all other Kings, The Holiest Emperor of Vojvodina-Nihon, Lord Sir Pope Fieldmarshal Overlord Doctor Tarien Redblade the Magnificent, Ph.D., LLC, KBE, Graham's Number Given Physical Form, He Who Causes The Sun To Rise, The Gate and the Key, The Fountain of Knowledge, Wielder of the Double-Edged Keen-Pointed Jewel-Pommeled Aluminum Sword of Doom, et cetera, et cetera, and so on, and so forth

Title: See above

Term in office: Regnant from Year 23 to the present

Brief biography (official): Tarien Redblade, Emperor of Vojvodina-Nihon, may He rule for a trillion years, is the avatar of God on Earth, manifested as a second Messiah in the Year of Our Lord Zero (as it was subsequently adjudged by His grace and infinite wisdom). While initially spurned from positions of high office as was His birthright, Pope Lord Admiral Sir Redblade succeeded in bringing justice to the evildoers and taking His rightful place as Emperor of Vojvodina-Nihon at the age of only twenty-three years (although age is not a manifestation of His success, for the Lord God is old as the universe itself and God's spirit embodies the Emperor, Who shall never die). All hail the Emperor, Destroyer of Worlds, Ender of Lives, Speaker of Truths, Mouthpiece of the Infinite, The Great One, Lord over All Living Things!

Brief biography (unofficial): Tarien Redblade, Emperor of Vojvodina-Nihon, was born Willard Peter Smith to an affluent family in Novi Sad in the year the rest of the universe refers to as 1969, a fact he has almost completely suppressed within his own borders. When the financial fortunes of his family changed for the worse and his father was killed by a chicken (long story), young Willard found himself required to work for a living, despite having been diagnosed with megalomania and a variety of personality disorders which threatened to require his internment in a mental hospital for the rest of his days. Instead he turned to a life of crime. The technological advancement of that part of Vojvodina-Nihon was sufficiently low that his gang initially armed itself with weapons such as swords and axes, as firearms were simply not available, and it quickly made a name for itself.

It is unknown where Willard obtained his well-known aluminum sword, but shortly after gaining possession of it he changed his name to Tarien Redblade and insisted that his gang members follow suit, changing their names to similar compound names such as Doomclaw and Stoneheart. While the technological advancement of his surroundings changed, Redblade appeared unaware of it, referring to engineers and scientists as "wizards" and firearms as "boom sticks". He also insisted his followers not avail themselves of firearms, on pain of execution; almost all did anyway, surreptitiously.

In his twenty-third year, Redblade led his gang (which he called a "horde") to capture an abandoned old castle, which he named the Palace of Doom, and declared himself Emperor of Vojvodina-Nihon. While his claim was initially not taken seriously, his raids on nearby villages, construction of fully modern fortifications under the castle's ancient façade, and continued criminal acts including a bank robbery netting his horde some $4 million, eventually led to a series of battles against the Vojvodina-Nihonian Royal Mounted Police, which, due to unfortunate events outside of the government's control, did not show up at all for at least two of the battles and only came near the very end of a third one. Eventually Redblade seceded his Empire from Vojvodina-Nihon proper, and proceeded to outfit his men with at least the surface trappings of a medieval army, recruiting people from all over to join him as "minions".

In the seventeen years since his "ascension", the so-called Emperor's rule has only been maintained because he leaves most of the actual ruling to his advisors, leaving the citizens only occasionally to have to deal with his ... foibles. Otherwise he would have been deposed a long time ago.

Appearance:

Age 40
Ethnicity Vojvodina-Nihonian
Height 189 cm
Weight 86 kg
Body type Invulnerable (formed from divine substance), of moderate build, somewhat on the heavyset side
Eyes Bloodred. Pure red, lacking iris or pupil. (Maybe.)
Hair Black

Lifestyle:

Smokes No
Drinks Yes, mostly
Education None. None is needed, after all.
Employment Employed by God Himself as His representative on Earth
Occupation Emperor of Vojvodina-Nihon
Income: More gold coins per year than there are fallen leaves in autumn

Home life:

Location The Palace of Doom, outside Krastovica, Vojvodina-Nihon
Marital status Single
Living With several hundred Loyal Minions and several thousand soldiers
Kids None
Religion Religions form around the Emperor; He does not participate in them
Attends services Occasionally, to bless His followers
Languages Old Church Slavonic, some Greek (ancient), bits of Middle English

Personality:

Interests Murder, torture, robbery, bunnies, messing with minions' heads, fencing, genocide, lighting things on fire...
Sign There are many, most of them saying something like "You are now entering the Emperor's Domain. May His grace accompany you."
Political views None really
Sense of humor huh?
Social setting Naturally rises to the top of any social setting He enters
TV habits what is this TV of which you speak?

[Berzerkirs]

Name: Sabino Basajaun

Nickname(s): The Elder

Title: Grande Jentilak of the Fascist Union of Berzerkirs

Term in office: For life

Major RPs: None

Brief biography: UnKnown

Appearance:

Age: UnKnown
Ethnicity: Ixidien
Height: 7'9"
Weight: 160
Body type: Lean muscular
Eyes: Dark brown
Hair: Dark brown

Home life:

Location: Somehere in the Aranese Forest, Berzerkirs
Marital status: Married
Kids: Four
Religion: Baptist
Attends services: Always
Languages: English, Spanish, Basque, Swedish, German, Gaelic, Ixi, Japanese, Chinese (Cantonese and Mandarin), Qechua, Aymara, Portuguese, French, and Russian

[Zwangzug]

I am a: Man seeking companionship, preferably of the female variety.

For: Relaxation

Name: Felix Wainwright

Title: Composite Minister

Term in office: 2008-present? See time dilation office about this one.

Major RPs: "Freedom fighters" fallout, Cannibalism!

Brief biography: After several years of service in the Craltown Police Force, Wainwright was elected mayor on his second attempt. He later joined the Stuvals Senate, and eventually became governor. (Edit to note that internal governments of districts, like Stuvals, are not very powerful.) Wainwright did not seek out politics on a larger scale, preferring to guide his district with a comparatively firm hand, but he developed a reputation as being trustworthy and, not only competent, but unintentionally capable of inspiring confidence in others as well. It is unknown why he decided to run for the office of Composite Minister, and the most likely explanation is that he was nudged by higher-ups in the corridors of power in the hope that he would be ranked second or third on the ballots of members of other parties. It worked; he received comparatively few first-place votes but proved the lesser of a dozen or so evils.

Shout-out: Um, yeah, politics gets a little stressful at times, so I'm looking to take it easy for a while if you know what I mean.

Appearance:

Age Late 50s. Maybe.
Ethnicity Caucasian
Height 5'7"
Weight 140 lbs
Body type Smallish
Eyes Brown
Hair Increasingly sparser

Lifestyle:

Drinks Apple juice, tea
Education BA from Frammard College
Employment at taxpayer expense
Occupation Yelling at the Parliament
Income: Higher than most of his compatriots. Not that that's saying a lot.

Home life:

Location Sestview, Zwangzug
Marital status Single - never married
Living Alone
Kids none
Religion unknown; obscure interviews given as governor suggest that he may be a Deist and/or a follower of "The Way"
Languages English, German

Personality:

Interests Baroque music, golf
Sign Gemini
Political views Fairly mainstream by party standards--socialist, pacifist, emphatically pro-education--but slightly more in favor of law and order, or at least an effective way to prevent getting bombed. Resistance from the Parliament has led to this being most visibly, or should one say least visibly, enacted in a complex timewarp system that comes into effect whenever the Lilliputians look particularly threatening. The details are unclear.
Sense of humor Dry
Social setting Far from the crowd
TV habits Not the news, thanks

[The Ivory Eagle]

I am a: I AM NOT AN A! I AM THE!I AM THE MAGNIFICENT BLUE EMPEROR. EMPEROR, POET AND PART TIME GEOGRAPHY TEACHER

For: Glory, Honour and Trousers.

Name: The Magnificent Blue Emperor. My friends call me Bluey. You can call me master.

Nickname(s): "The Blue Emperor" (catchy, no?)

Title: THE BLUE FECKING EMPEROR HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT

Term in office: It has been said that the Emperor has always existed and that before the Universe there was he, the First cause. He will forever change but will always remain, our immortal Emperor. Others say since 1993.

Photo(s): Just wait till we get a freakin' camera....

Major RPs: Ummm... Well.....*bang* HA!That showed him...

Brief biography: Born in a land far far away (Aberdeen), taught in a place no man dared go (Glasgow) and nutured in Wales (Scotland), the Blue Emperor rose to victory and glory when he singlehandedly took over the G7 countries, with a sponge on a stick. Now ruler of 1/2 the globe and several colonies in space, the Blue Emperor is a man to be feared and to fear when he bes and be fearing to him....*mumbles*

Shout-out: HELLO! IM THE EMPEROR! NICE SHOES!

Appearance:
My appearance alone commands my friends to respect, my enemies to tremble, my subjects to rever, my women to lust and my mirror crack.

Age- Endless or 43 but doesnt look it

Ethnicity: Without Race or Caucasian

Height: 5ft 9 ('Nothing ever good came from being tall' The Blue Emperor)

Weight: ....*bang*

Body type: Angular yet well built. Like a sharp brick.

Eyes: ROYAL BLUE!

Hair: Bald

Lifestyle:
BIg. Blue. Bold.

Smokes: Everything. 5 times a day. In the same roll.

Drinks: Sherry or Pan-Galatic GargleBlaster (Blue Flavour)

Education: I have been to all the greats. Cambridge, Oxford, Harvard...Only been though. Never actually....*bang*

Employment: He has ALWAYS BEEN THE EMPEROR

Occupation: .... take a geuss....

Income: With 110% tax on anything and everything, its somewhat substantial.

Home life:
With many beautiful women, he lounges in his library with an open hearth, nearby on a table maybe Shelley or Milton, smoking a fine cigar, wistfully holding a small pint of sherry, watching Family Fortunes

Home Location: Vansame, the Empire of the Ivory Eagle

Marital status- Who needs marriage when you have 1000 concubines?

Living- With a thousand concubines

Kids- Any are thrown to the starving wretches outside.

Religion- Whathoism!

Attends services- Every year...If I get round to it...

Languages- English, Welsh and Elephant

Personality:
He is a man of simple ideals, the main of which is to keep his country happy. So he gives them all pictures of himself so to make them truly happy. Awwww.

Interests: He has knowledge, experience and wisdom over all things except Japanese gameshows. Still doesn't understand it.

Sign: Capricorn

Political views: What is this Politics you speak of?

Sense of humor: Excellent sense of irony. Such as choking vegans on vegtables.

Social setting: In Vansame. In a giant palace. A golden one. Which revolves.

TV habits: Family Fortunes

[Frustrated Heretics]

I am a: Frustrated Heretic

For: a long time now.. *sigh*

Name: Sebastian Baze

Nickname(s): Sexy Seb

Title: Recently appointed as Lord Inquisitor

Term in office: 1 day

Photo(s): Nu-uh That's how they get you.. Besides theres statues of me everywhere!

Major RPs: none

Brief biography: Ask my loyal subjects. I am moderately famous.

Shout-out: Draw thy tool, my naked weapon is out!

Appearance: As a handsome young man. Statues don't lie.

Age: 25

Ethnicity: Dutch+Spanish=win

Height: 6"1"

Weight: Ive had dates literally pick me up

Body type: Athletic

Eyes: Hazel

Hair: Brunette, hmm brunettes...

Lifestyle: Very social, everyone needs some me in their lives.

Smokes: A lot.

Drinks: Never sober.

Education: Minimal

Employment: Appointed by his minions, err.. the people

Occupation: Lord Inquisitor

Income: All spent on statues of me ofcourse.

Home life: Every night is a new adventure. Ladies come and go. Often its one of those multiple times. Always honing my skills in the kitchen. I make a great Paëlla!

Home Location: Saint Sebastian Palace, Holy Empire of Frustrated Heretics

Marital status: Single

Living: Yes

Kids: Unknown untill proven otherwise.

Religion: I am my own god.

Attends services: Every time I look in the mirror. Praise me.

Languages: English, Dutch, Spanish, German and Intergalactic Basic.

Personality: Huge Narcisist, deal with it!

Interests: Myself, Women, Parties, Booze, Cigarettes... the list goes on. My loyal subjects are somewhere at the bottom of said list.

Sign: Leo

Political views: Limited

Sense of humor: Sarcastic

Social setting: Living in an "odly shaped" Palace. It's big and red. Open for visits Mon - Sat From 11:00 till 20:30!

TV habits: Security camera tapes from the night before. *wink wink, nudge nudge*

[Reunified Romania]

I am a: Benevolent Dictator, striving to make my people as happy and prosperous as possible.

For: the glory of Romania, the happiness and well-being of the people.

Name: Marshal Adrian Popescu. Supreme Commander of United Romanian Army, Voice of the People.

Nickname(s): The Messiah of the Carpathians, God's Gift to Romania.

Title: Leader of the Democratic Republic of Reunified Romania

Term in office: took power during the Great War, permanent political leader

Photo(s):
Artist's depiction of my statue in the middle of New Bucharest

Major RPs: ...I reckon I'll get started on a low-key story-oriented journal, talking about the ins and outs of my governance

Brief biography: Born in exile, returned to his homeland of Romania shortly after the beginning of the Great War; seized power through his paramilitary force and ultimately helped reunite the ancestral Romanian lands into Reunified Romania, subsequently declaring political independence from the Republic of Europa. Currently striving to rebuild his war-torn land.

Shout-out: I salute you, brave citizens of Reunified Romania! There is nothing I would not do to ensure your happiness and well-being, I'll put my life on the line to defend our land!

Appearance:
Athletic, for I work our regularly. Fitness is important! All Romanians should work out and be fit!

Age- (RP-wise) mid-40's, but with the vigor of a mid-20's

Ethnicity: Romanian

Height: 6'4

Weight: healthy

Body type: muscular

Eyes: surveying the land to make sure that all is well

Hair: brown

Lifestyle:

Smokes: no, it is for the weak!

Drinks: champagne on special occasions. A true leader must have an ever-sober mind!

Education: This is classified info, citizen.

Employment: Marshal, for the greater happiness of the people.

Occupation: my, this is redundant

Income: unimportant, I make sure that the government's income is spent on bettering the lives of the people.

Home life:
Home Location: a fortress in the middle of New Bucharest

Marital status- very hot wife

Living- happily married

Kids- a boy and a girl, the spitting image of their parents. They will make us proud!

Religion- Orthodox Christianity

Attends services- about once or twice a month

Languages- Romanian, English, French and Spanish.

Personality:

Interests: exercising benevolent dictatorship over Reunified Romania, video games, cartoons, sports, yelling at foreign critics.

Sign: Scorpion

Political views: Enlightend Despot

Sense of humor: highly developed, often puzzles dignitaries with his irreverent wit

Social setting: the center of New Bucharest, from which I survey all

TV habits: Japanese cartoons. I am a man-child.

[Cornland and Asura]

I am a: Woman seeking gourmet corn chefs

For: Corn

Name: Kamanara Kurogana Empress of Corn

Nickname: Cheese Kappa

Title: Empress of the Almighty Trinity of Corn

Term in office: 2008 - 3008

Photo(s):
A PVC figure of myself sold all over Cornland.

Major RP's: None as of now.

Brief Biography: Born to the Royal Family of Maize. Trained in all Corn related issues at a young age including how to bake cornbread and how to know the difference between a corn and a potato. Has 15 brothers and is the only girl in her family excluding her mother who was the previous Empress. She is now studying corn cob art in Cornland while juggling political issues.

Shout out: Do any of you happen to have some corn? tee hee~

Appearance: Thin and in shape.

Age: ( RP ) 21

Ethinicity: Southern Cornish and 1/4 Asuran.

Height: 6'1

Body Type: Thin

Eyes: Blue - ish Gray - ish


Hair: Blonde

Lifestyle:

Smokes: NEVER

Drinks: Lemonade and Pepsi

Education: Has learned almost everything possible of corn.

Employment: Appointed by the previous Queen of Corn.

Occupation: Empress of the Almighty Trinity of Corn

Income: 100000000000000000000000 tons of corn every 6 months

Home Life:

Location: The Grand Gardens of Maize

Marital Status: Single

Living: With her loyal servant Clyde

Kids: Not Yet

Religion: Catholic and Cornism

Attend Services: Every Sunday

Language: English, Cornibla, Hetalian, French, Japanese

Personality:

Interests: Comics, manga, animes,and of course corn

Sign: Leo of the Corn.

Political Views: Corn

Sense of Humor: hillarious

TV habits: Anime and anything that has to do with corn.

[Third Spanish States]

( OOC Notice: It should be "corm", not "corn"

http://mercury-domination.net/tmp/psykon/motivation/pic//corm.jpg )

[MihiCura]

I am a: Female seeking enlightenment

For: reasons beyond your concern.

Name: Kikuri Futuri Quintelance
Title: Empress of MihiCura

Term in office: 104-108
Major RPs: None yet
Brief biography: Kikuri became the Empress at the tender young age of 16. Her mother, the previous empress Kikuri Futuri the 11rd, had died in 102, and a regent had been appointed to rule in Kikuri’s place until Kikuri came of age. When Kikuri was 16, she completed her education and proved herself ready for adult status, receiving a “2” as her ranking in the MihiCurian Corpus System, (the equivalent of recieving adult status in the nation. She has recently turned 20, born in MihiCurian year 88. She has also recently announced her relationship and engagement to Lord Evan Bertwick, which, despite his low income level, is not considered a scandal because of his rank in the Corpus System being as high as hers is today, a “3” (one of the MihiCurian nobility). Their marriage will come to pass soon, scheduled for the year 110.

Shout-out: Um...hello?

Appearance:

Age 20. (Due to advanced technology, some MihiCurians, especially in the royal family, have a tendency to live to be 150.)
Ethnicity MihiCurian
Height 5'0”
Weight 100 lbs
Body type Very small,, also very strong for her body type. (Not superhero level, just stronger than what you’d expect from a small person).
Eyes Green
Hair Black and unruly.

Lifestyle:

Drinks Extremely cold water. Is also an addict of caffeine
Education 10 years in the Royal College of MihiCura.
Employment Empress of MihiCura
Occupation Yelling at the Parliament
Income: About 1000000 notes a year.
Home life: Getting married in a few years. Rumors are circulating that she is pregnant (but this is untrue...for now)

Location Futura, capital city of MihiCura
Marital status Engaged
Living in her mansion there.
Kids none yet
Religion Thelemic.
Languages English, Malayalam, Spanish and MihiCurian.

Personality:

Interests Reading literature, writing, drawing, and enjoying tim eiwth her loved ones.
Sign Born in October 23 88, and as such her sign is disputed between Libra/Scorpio.
Political views Radical Leftist, in contrast to the regent before her, an Ultra Conservative.
Sense of humor Pretty good with her friends, but dry with strangers.
Social setting At home.
TV habits Not very much, more fond of games and music.

[Kim Jong-ilia]

I am a: Man seeking a good drink

For: Me

Name: The Dear Leader

Nickname: The Dear Leader

Title: Chairman of the Position of

Term in office: Since 1949

Major RP's: Altanian Conflict.

Brief Biography: Born in a mountain range in Kim Jong-Ilia, which at that time was occupied and oppressed. Gained high marks in my classes. Decided to remove the oppresive empire which had control over our nation. After it's liberation I became leader. I was only 19. Since then I've tried to make a high profile for myself, unsure if I'm succeeding.

Shout out: Vodka no?

Appearance: Thin, a tad weighty, 5 o'clock shadow.

Age: 79 and looking fine. I permanently look like how I was on my 42nd birthday for reasons I will not disclose.

Ethinicity: Russian/Australian

Height: 1.8m

Body Type: Thin

Eyes: Powder Blue

Hair: Brown

Lifestyle

Smokes: None

Drinks: Vodka, milk and water.

Education: Has learned almost everything possible to learn.

Employment: Appointed by myself after national liberation

Occupation: The Chairman of the Position of the Dear Leader

Income: Classified

Home Life

Location: The Palace of the Dear Leader, Pyangyong

Marital Status: Single

Living: In the palace

Kids: None

Religion: None

Attend Services: Never

Language: Every language, prefers English

Personality

Interests: Vodka, firearms, war, fuel air bombs, Juche

Star Sign: Leo

Political Views: Juche Socialism

Sense of Humour: Unbeatable

TV habits: Official channel of the Kim Jong-Ilia government, action, war, documentary, comedy

[Rejistania]

'Slani!'

I am a: Hej siki (nice dude) who just happens to be in charge off a nation seeking at least some recognition

for: some odd reason

Name: Jahane San

Nickname(s): I won't mention these. Ask a political cartoonist of your choice.

Title: First Lentine of the reunified Rejistania

Term in office: in charge of the Association of rejistanian free nations from 12 to 13, after that *ahem* in charge of the unified Rejistania

Photo(s):
This is a political cartoon from the mensekfa Sunteca:

Major RPs: Allanean Bacon

Brief biography: Jahane San is daughter of Keiran San and Silak San, she went too school in Hetkali, participated in the disvoting against the politically unstable third rejistanian republic, got involved in the politics of the nation of Hetkali later as independent candidate. Since she was a rather unpleasant, she was kicked upstairs into the Asene. There she orchestrated the Sono Salan.

Shout-out: He alat, I hope you are well and no longer blame me for the great effup. See, I tried my best to save a union which vehemently resisted being saved, you know...

Appearance:

Age 42
Ethnicity Rejistanian(Melanesian)-Kireshi(European)
Height 1·60m
Weight *ahem* state secret! Well, not really, but I prefer not to speak about it
Body type used to be slimmer
Eyes black
Hair brown

Lifestyle:

Smokes not
Drinks enjoys the occasional fruit schnapps
Education graduated from Exkola Side SyLy in Hetkali, has studied computer science at the Juniversite Junis in KaMaRi
Employment Employed by government
Occupation Dealing with dimwits
Income: 60jeo lil'kansu'ny

Home life:

Location Sike kali, Rejistania
Marital status Married
Living with her husband Janaki
Kids Sikan and Syku (both female),
Religion Dai-Inikresaist
Attends services occasionally
Languages Rejistanian, Minokajeti, Majuvedian, English with a noticable rejistanian accent

Personality:

Interests Kajiji (traditional martial arts, only as spectator), traditional music and dance (as participant), amusement parks (more than her children, who consider her love for it childish), reading novels, she participates in an open source project.
Sign of rise. is that a trick question?
Political views Pro-unification, pro-transparence, economically centrist-to-left-wing (jasane)
Sense of humor Loves puns: the worse the better
Social setting lives in the 'ghetto for politicians' that is Sike kali.
TV habits none. She gave up watching the TV since the Jahane San jokes became too annoying for her.

[I Eldalante]

Ceci? C'est fou!

I am a: Male elf seeking... err... what?

For: ... umm...

Name: Erinion nos Eldalie

Nickname(s): ...

Title: M. le Président de la Fédération de I Eldalante

Term in office: 1442-Whenever the Senate passes a vote of no confidence

Photo(s):


Major RPs: None at the current time.

Brief biography: I'm sure there's a sleezy tabloid or bad documentary or docu-drama on the subject.

Shout-out: What exactly is a "shout out?" I am not fully versed in these modern human expressions.

Appearance:

Age: Old enough that Methuselah is still a ball of protoplasm by comparison.
Ethnicity: Eldar
Height: 1.8 meters
Weight: 80 kilos
Body type: Lean muscular
Eyes: Dark brown
Hair: Dark brown

Lifestyle:

Smokes: Pipe Weed on occasion
Drinks: Err, liquids are required for life?
Education: Doctor of Philosophy
Employment: Politics
Occupation: Isn't this the same question?
Income: 500 000 Alqua per human year

Home life:

Location: Palais de la Peuple, Cité des Etoiles
Marital status: Partnered. M. Elros Singollo
Children: I'm old enough to remember the birth of Romulus and Remus. Do you really want to go there?
Religion: Elven traditionalism
Attends services: 1 per year
Languages Quenya, Sindarin, French, English, Esperanto, Dutch, German, Italian, Mandarin Chinese, Spanish, Latin, Greek, Hebrew, Aramaic, and about 20 more. Sue me, I was bored between the birth of Christ and 1442.

Personality:

Interests: This thing the humans call Dance Dance Revolution, XBOX, musical arts, reading
Sign: If you are referring to human astrology, Gemini, though that constellation didn't exist at the time of my birth.
Political views: Ethical Egoism
Sense of humor: Sarcastic Noir
Social setting: Haute society
TV habits: You are joking, correct?

[Kim Jong-ilia]

Bump

[Metallic Slumber]

I am a: Man Seeking Woman

For: Booty Call
Name: Aidan Kyle James

Nickname(s): "Wonder"

Title: President of Democracy

Term in office: 2009-2021

Photo(s): Uh...http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:vSr3dsmAKIiqVM::i192.photobucket.com/albums/z171/kruedawg/Hot%252520Guys/beach_guy.jpg




NSwiki or WikiStates profile: NSwiki

Major RPs: Oh Jerusalem, Who do you wanna put your Twa-Twa in....
Brief biography: Funny, Good-looking? !

Shout-out: I'm here ain't I?!

Appearance: Look at the photo peoples

Age:26
Ethnicity: Australian
Height: 6"3
Weight: 173
Body type: Whie
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Dark

Lifestyle: Has a wife who does not care if he has sex with someone else, because she knows that he loves her the most.....And she is hot and bi-sexual.



Home life: 1 Wife, a hell of a lot of sex. Home is a beautiful place.

Location: Fredrick's Square, Metallica
Marital status: 1 wife, the person in question would be a mistress. Sex in Metallic Slumber is a common thing. And our Porn industry secretly keeps our economy going
Religion: Jewish
Languages: English, Metallic
Personality: Funny,...Hot? Kind
Interests: Sex, uh...more sex...Uh...Porn? Uh..... Keeping his country together...
Sign: Is wife naked...(Don't worry his wife would be hotter than a modern-day Marilyn Monroe.)
Political views: Liberal, fine with gay-marriage
Sense of humor: sort of perverted, extremely funny
Social setting: Good setting
TV habits: porn

[Almajoya]

""I'm Melisma, and there's nothing you can do about it"

I am a: Grown-ass woman

Name: Melisma Ramijozana

Nickname: Mel

Style: Her Ladyship the Empress

Title: Empress of Almajoya

Term in office: 2005-present (term expires with death or abdication)

Photo:

Major RP: Developing Nations Summit

Brief biography: Melisma is an only child, and was the expected heir to the throne, but not quite as early as she gained it. Her father, Emile Ramijozana, the last Emperor, was killed in an uprising led by "Uncle Aaron." Her family was then executed, one by one. Melisma may have witnessed many of these executions, and struggles with depression to this day.
Melisma is unmarried and has refused most attempts at courtship. She is generally considered a good Empress, although occasionally her whims take her too far.

Shout-out: "Hi, I'm Melisma. I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain."

Appearance-
Age: 28
Ethnicity: Almajoyese
Height: 5'9
Weight: 135 lbs
Body type: Slender; pear
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Dark brown

Lifestyle-
Smokes: Never
Drinks: Lightly on occasion
Education: MA in international relations
Occupation: Head of state
Income: Undisclosed

Home life-
Location: Jade, Almajoya
Marital status: Single, never married
Living: Alone (excepting staff)
Kids: None
Religion: Almajoyese Christian
Attends services: Occasionally
Languages: Almajoyese, English, Spanish, Japanese

Personality-
Interests: Music, different cultures, public policy
Sign: Aquarius
Political views: Democratic Socialist
Sense of humor: Dry and sarcastic
Social setting: What's a social life??
TV habits: Addicted to "House"

[Rhursbourg]

I am a: Man Seeking a Lady

For: not sure realy

Name: Friedrich Wilhelm Wittelsbach-Gleuph


Title: King of Rhursbourg,Duke of Altenberg, Baron of Bishopsdorf

Term in office: 1890-Present

Photo(s):





Major RPs: none

Brief biography: Fredrich Born 1860 in Rhursbourg Castle Educated at Saint Olaf's prep Rhursbourg before going up to Harrow Then on to Trinty College before attending both Rhursbourg Military College and Royal Military Academy Woolwich Served honorary Captian Royal Horse Artillery before leaving to join the Army of Rhursbourg spet time serinnving till his late Father passed away forcing him out of the Army and thrust into Kingship


Appearance:

Age 33
Ethnicity Rhursbourgian
Height 6'3"
Weight 15 Stones
Eyes Blue
Hair Blonde

Lifestyle:

Smokes Pipe
Drinks Tea, Absinthe, Port, Brandy
Education Trunty College Cambridge and RMA Woolwuch
Employment was an Army Officer (Branch-Artillery)
Occupation King
Income: The Civil List and various Private incomes

Home life:

Location: The Royal Palace Rhursbourg or in the Summer the Royal Pavillion and Palace Bishopsdorf
Marital status Single
Kids none right now
Religion Lutherian
Languages Rhursborgian, Old norse, English,French,German, Dutch, Pashtun,Various other langauges of the Raj

Personality: Jovial sometimes absent minded honourable a Gentleman
Interests Opera, The Theatre , Horses, Sailing, Ornithology
Sign no sing probqably do but dont belive in such bally claptrap
Political views one doesnt hold a Political Veiw one is the head of State
Sense of humor Depends on Mood
Social The Army and Navy Club, The officers Club, The Theatre and Taking the Air at Bishopsdorf

[Kemball Island]

I am a: Man seeking woman

For: Fun

Name: Barney Kemball

Nickname(s): Mr Liberal, Sheep Basher , Prince of Liberals

Title: Prime Minister of Kemball Island

Term in office: 2009 - present (next election must be before January 2014)


NSwiki or WikiStates profile: neither

Major RPs: WorldVision Song Contest

Brief biography: Almost immediatley after gaining a degree in Politics & International Relations from Dylanshire University in 1988, Kemball became Labour MP of Aston City aged just 21. In 1993 he started a hugely successful political article in national newspaper The Kemball Island Times which he kept until 2000, when he decided to resign after promotion to the Shadow Cabinet as Education Minister. Tired of education reforms being ignored by the Conservative government, Kemball challenged for Labour leader in 2005 only to lose out to Chris Thompson. But after Thompson resigned in 2007 Kemball stod again and won. Backed by a series of liberal reforms throughout government he powered into government, Labour taking 213 out of 500 seats. Among his other interests are journalism, music, religion and literature.

Shout-out: None

Appearance:

Age 42
Ethnicity White Caucasian
Height 5' 7''
Weight 171
Body type medium build
Eyes Blue
Hair Brown

Lifestyle:

Smokes Nothing
Drinks Anything but not to extremes
Education Degree from University (1st)
Employment Prime Minister
Occupation Reforming corrupt and conservative government and business
Income: > $11.8 million/year

Home life:

Location New Manchester, Kemball Island
Marital status Dating
Living Alone
Kids None
Religion Roman Catholic
Attends services Every Sunday
Languages English, Spanish

Personality:

Interests Politics, reform, music (listening and performing), songwriting, films, reading, parties
Political views Exceedingly liberal
Sense of humor Dry, Sarcastic
Social setting Anywhere i'm needed
TV habits Anything except soaps