Your Nation's Fact of the Week

[Orlkjestad]

Our policemen look a lot like milkmen.

[La Habana]

Our milkmen moonlight as policemen.

[Kalasion]

Kalasion will do anything to get land. ANYTHING.

[Hartsellia]

Hartsellia Imports Company is the largest trading company in the Royal Federation of Nations

[Great Nepal]

1. Great Nepal's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
2. 20,000 immigrants caught in Great Nepal, They will now provide free labor for Great Nepal.

[The Scandinvans]

Slaves are considered part of a sub-species of humanity, regardless of creed or race.

[Anachnu]

15 terrorists have been arrested by the republican guards this morning in Tel Aviv. Two terrorists were killed by police force. The house of a potential terrorist was destroyed by the ADF. The family was forced to leave Tel Iban district. General Tory Fox is intending to increase counter-terror strikes in Beyt Yeshuah (North Anachnu) and eastern Arab villages. "Operation Oil in the Fire is a success", she told the press later this morning. "We are the army, we are trained to kill whether in peace times or in war times."

Thousands of Arabs protested against the attacks in Anachnu's capital Tel Aviv. "Ella you lied to us!" and "Stop killing our sons!" they screamed in front of the presidents office in Tel Aiv's Yaffa district. In a statement Ella Rosman, president of Anachnu expressed her approval for the Operation Oil in the Fire. "They try to destroy our nation, these terrorists kill innocent citizens. We have to stop them, to arrest them or if necessary to kill them." AFP

[NS Gregaria]

Slaves are considered part of a sub-species of humanity, regardless of creed or race.

Henceforth, all Scandinvans are considered part of a sub-species of humanity, excepting those with sufficient mental sense to leave that horrible nation.

That's my fact of the week.

[Arumdaum]

Chances of invasion would decrease if I could sell weapons to you but I remember you're pacifist...we can still sell lolicon to you, right

Only the priests of the Order of the Nick have a vow of Nonviolence, they however are quite allowed to fund military expeditions, like New Olwe.

We do not use cheap, shoddy, foreign produced garbage, but we do accept women of all shapes and sizes, provided those shapes and sizes be to someones liking.

Actually I meant selling weapons/lolicon to Arumdaum, not you...but he's pacifist...and I really don't know his position on my other published "merchendise".

I'm a pacifist RL, but I realized how a nation of anarchic communist hippie vegans were going to do anything, so I changed it to a regular communist republic, although there are still lots of anarchists, communists, hippies, and vegans.

[Arumdaum]

Slaves are considered part of a sub-species of humanity, regardless of creed or race.

Henceforth, all Scandinvans are considered part of a sub-species of humanity, excepting those with sufficient mental sense to leave that horrible nation.

That's my fact of the week.

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You don't have to be so serious about it....

[Den Reidpethe Cinneadh]

Den Reidpethe Cinneadh did consider changing the national flower to an ostrich flower, which had a stigma that looked a lot like an ostrich opening its mouth, but to do that would be just plain wierd.

[Maraque]

The Age of Majority in the Kingdom is 5 years old, because a Maraquean year is 972 days, so it's 13.5 years in standard time.

[Lancov]

A coalition of ultra-right Christian churches formed a political party. Hence, under Lancovian law they have lost their non-profit status and therefore must pay taxes.

They claim this is repression of God.

[Yellow Zone 20-A]

the yellow star express is the independent newspaper of the nation todays headline reads.............
a strange structure has been build in yellow zone 20-a goverment militias and special forces are guarding it with a small army.(nobody but the inner circle is allowed into the building.)
there are anti tank and air defenses all around it and there is a strange red glow around the main structure......the goverment says it is a new headquarters outside the buisy capital.

[Deukalionnic Republics]

We still host the Panhellenic Games

[Zirconim]

Firearms experts recently discovered former King Robert II's dead body about 140 miles away from where he was initially thought to have died. He had 3 bullets in his back and 5 in the front. The bullets were from an automatic weapon, a technology not used at the time... Weird...

[Lenyo]

All religions and belief systems are legal in Lenyo.
Generally, Lenyoans find religion silly. 86% of Lenyoans are atheist, agnostic, nonreligious, secular, or do not give a damn.

Lenyoan Religion
41% Atheist
33% Agnostic
10% Non-religious/secular
8% Roman Catholic
2% Do not give a damn.
1% Muslim
1% Jewish
1% Hindu
1% Church of Ceiling Cat
1% Buddhist
1% Other

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

Chances of invasion would decrease if I could sell weapons to you but I remember you're pacifist...we can still sell lolicon to you, right

Only the priests of the Order of the Nick have a vow of Nonviolence, they however are quite allowed to fund military expeditions, like New Olwe.

We do not use cheap, shoddy, foreign produced garbage, but we do accept women of all shapes and sizes, provided those shapes and sizes be to someones liking.

Actually I meant selling weapons/lolicon to Arumdaum, not you...but he's pacifist...and I really don't know his position on my other published "merchendise".

I'm a pacifist RL, but I realized how a nation of anarchic communist hippie vegans were going to do anything, so I changed it to a regular communist republic, although there are still lots of anarchists, communists, hippies, and vegans.

Are you still open to the other "merchendise"?

[Arumdaum]

Chances of invasion would decrease if I could sell weapons to you but I remember you're pacifist...we can still sell lolicon to you, right

Only the priests of the Order of the Nick have a vow of Nonviolence, they however are quite allowed to fund military expeditions, like New Olwe.

We do not use cheap, shoddy, foreign produced garbage, but we do accept women of all shapes and sizes, provided those shapes and sizes be to someones liking.

Actually I meant selling weapons/lolicon to Arumdaum, not you...but he's pacifist...and I really don't know his position on my other published "merchendise".

I'm a pacifist RL, but I realized how a nation of anarchic communist hippie vegans were going to do anything, so I changed it to a regular communist republic, although there are still lots of anarchists, communists, hippies, and vegans.

Are you still open to the other "merchendise"?

Of course, of course.

[Bears Armed]

Ursiosmas, the Feast-day celebrating the birth of Artos Ursios ("the Son of Bear"; He died to save us all"...), falls on the 18th of March (by the Gregorian calendar, which is the one that Bears Armed uses for non-religious matters) and so is barely a month away: This year, sales of suitable merchandise are already soaring...

[Super fluffy]

In Super Fluffy if you give a mouse a cookie it will want some milk. If it wants some milk it will bite someones breast and develope a taste of human blood. If it developes a taste of human blood, then its a vampire. If its a vampire then it will need some minions. If it will need some minions then the super fluffy military will be called in. If the super fluffy military will be called in eventually they will fall too. If theyh fall then Lord Simon Riley has no choice but to drop nuclear bombs on the country. If he does this then other countries will drop nukes everywhere raping churches, burning women.

Thats why in Super Fluffy we execute those who give mice cookies.

[Melkon]

In Super Fluffy if you give a mouse a cookie it will want some milk. If it wants some milk it will bite someones breast and develope a taste of human blood. If it developes a taste of human blood, then its a vampire. If its a vampire then it will need some minions. If it will need some minions then the super fluffy military will be called in. If the super fluffy military will be called in eventually they will fall too. If theyh fall then Lord Simon Riley has no choice but to drop nuclear bombs on the country. If he does this then other countries will drop nukes everywhere raping churches, burning women.

Thats why in Super Fluffy we execute those who give mice cookies.

The best! I like what you said!

[Ermarian]

EDIT: Sorry, major continuity error. It is in fact the Republic of Aeruillin that this fact applies to. I have to keep my settings straight.

Almost a fourth of the humans in Ayrwll have six fingers on each hand, and it is known that this proportion used to be far higher in the distant past. This is why even today, our numerical system counts in base twelve. This system is in use and easily picked up even by the ten-fingered majority.

[Revolvisia]

We like the make holidays to take the piss out of other nations. We'll probably skim this forum right now and make a bunch of holidays to insult you all.

Currently the next holiday in Revolvisia is National Phallic Shrubbery Day.

[Birnadia]

Pastafarianisim is becoming increasingly popular in Birnadia,