Your Nation's Fact of the Week

[New Amerik]

A disturbance was made in the Holy Technocrachy today when Emperor Vasquail de Sadev suddenly stiffened in the course of a public ceremony. He was reported as having turned towards the east, towards the former Vatican City today known as Urbe Sanctis, and shot a bright green fist out of his hands towards the heavens. Later reports indicated a hand of green fire matching that description later crashed down in the city itself, collapsing a building on which several religious fanatics had been attacking a Vasquailist priest.

Despite offical reports denying this, the Scientology Division has proclaimed this yet another sign that Vasquail is a god, and the Alienists have quietly released several reports confirming their suspicions that gods are made into existence by the beliefs of the their followers, not naturally occuring entities. They are planning to publish their reports soon to the multiverse at large regarding their evidence to the substance of gods, assuming no other religious crusaders try and stop them first.

[Warhaven]

The Omnists and Kajeenithites of Warhaven would like to introduce the Alienists to a pair of gods who transcend Godhood, beings so powerful, that even if they had no followers, would still be incomparable to all but each other.

[New Amerik]

The Omnists and Kajeenithites of Warhaven would like to introduce the Alienists to a pair of gods who transcend Godhood, beings so powerful, that even if they had no followers, would still be incomparable to all but each other.

The Alienists offical response is that they already know about the existence of some Elder Gods, and have already captured two to serve as both interrogatees and possible WMD against other nations when it comes to war. For their part, Parnassus and Graxzt are well-contained, and pose no danger...well, Paranassus poses danger, but since we've safely contained him we think he can do no harm.

[Warhaven]

The Omnists and Kajeenithites of Warhaven would like to introduce the Alienists to a pair of gods who transcend Godhood, beings so powerful, that even if they had no followers, would still be incomparable to all but each other.

The Alienists offical response is that they already know about the existence of some Elder Gods, and have already captured two to serve as both interrogatees and possible WMD against other nations when it comes to war. For their part, Parnassus and Graxzt are well-contained, and pose no danger...well, Paranassus poses danger, but since we've safely contained him we think he can do no harm.

The Bureaucracy is disappointed, as a whole, in The Alienists misunderstanding. Elder Gods, are still apart of Godhood. The Omnisource, and The SPirit of Nothingness are as far beyond the most powerful of Elder gods, as The Most powerful of Elder Gods is beyond the weakest of Mortals.

[New Amerik]

The Alienists official response towards the Bureacracy is one of derision, and understanding laughter. Such gods or even Elder Gods may claim all they like about their power, but the vaccuum of the multiverse is, in one member's words, "An anarchy. No one rules the roost, no one claims the lost. We die, the gods take us to the Black Thread. Some god claims they started it all, the others laugh them down. There isn't any order to the multiverse, no One Supreme Being, nothing. Coincidence and infinity my friend, Coincidence and infinity."

The Imperial Division would like to release an official message stating that, as the fractal nature of the multiverse is so well known, the Bureacracy may indeed inhabit a small fraction or "reality" where an Omnisource created their part of the mulitverse. However, the Holy Technocracy claims a reality in which no such beings are present, and as such will not and cannot recognize them as existing in any sense of the word. Any offense or pity is to be redirected to somewhere else, as the Holy Technocracy would not care for it anymore than they would pity or be offended at you.

[Germonica]

The third most played song on the radio is I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon).


In other news, cats kick ass.

[Banjamos]

It would suck if all the Apple Certified technicians in your country died...

What did you just say?

Large amount of cruise missiles and laser guided munitions headed for the Apple Stores and the home of every Apple certified technician in said nation by hacking into the Apple Certified mainframe and finding all of their addresses. Now you have to wait two weeks if something bad, say a virus engineered for a Mac, killed your system, two weeks while waiting for the Apple Company to reimage and reinstall Mac OS on it. Then they tell you to wait another week, and charge you an extra $20 for it. Just enough time for a minor invasion ending with the downfall of the nation...

In other news. The Liev class megacarriers, with the exception of Seliev, which is on deployment to the Warian theater, are now equipped with the Saab JAS-39 Gripen NG Naval Variant, or Gripen NGN.

[DragonKhorse]

As of today, Treble, head instructor for the hand-to-hand combat course for the Army, has claimed his ten thousandth casualty, after an arrogant newbie was defeated ten times in a row. After the eleventh defeat, the soldier pulled out a shiv, and tried to backstab the instructor. Currently, he is hospitalized with two broken knees, a jaw that has been broken in three places and an injured kidney.

[Dark Side Messiahs]

We are the only place in 12 systems to find the finest quality rancor leather jackets... ever.

[Vitaphone Racing]

Gillette sells 20% more razor blades per year than Libra sells tampons.

[Penguina Land]

In penguina land this week, a grossly out of date law was repealed requiring all vechicles to be inspected by a farrier before going onto the road.

[Maraque]

His Serene Majesty Fuschakei Adalayani caused a 407 car pile-up when he poked his head out of the front door of the sacred Garden Shrine this afternoon.

[Tryphalia]

4 abortionists were executed by firing squad this week.

[Diosaurtania]

A Firing squad was eaten by a rampaging Tyrannosaurus Imperial.

[Umbreria]

4 abortionists were executed by firing squad this week.

Umbreria's national legislature applauds such decisions.

Umbrerian law regards abortion as equivalent to homicide, and punishes it as such. Doctors found to be abortionists are almost always stripped of their medical license as part of their sentence. Hence, even if they are not sentenced to death and manage to survive a doubtless considerable amount of time behind bars, they may not return to practicing medicine.

[St George of England]

Umbrerian law regards abortion as equivalent to homicide, and punishes it as such. Doctors found to be abortionists are almost always stripped of their medical license as part of their sentence. Hence, even if they are not sentenced to death and manage to survive a doubtless considerable amount of time behind bars, they may not return to practicing medicine.

Another nation added to the 'to be liberated' list.

[Umbreria]

Umbrerian law regards abortion as equivalent to homicide, and punishes it as such. Doctors found to be abortionists are almost always stripped of their medical license as part of their sentence. Hence, even if they are not sentenced to death and manage to survive a doubtless considerable amount of time behind bars, they may not return to practicing medicine.

Another nation added to the 'to be liberated' list.

Ready any time, or is your King just all song and no dance?

[St George of England]

Another nation added to the 'to be liberated' list.

Ready any time, or is your King just all song and no dance?

Well, then. Whenever you're ready, buddy. The Constantines need some shooting practice.

[Christantle]

Ready any time, or is your King just all song and no dance?

Well, then. Whenever you're ready, buddy. The Constantines need some shooting practice.

Am I going to get liberated?

[St George of England]

Well, then. Whenever you're ready, buddy. The Constantines need some shooting practice.

Am I going to get liberated?

Nah, we like you.

[Christantle]

Am I going to get liberated?

Nah, we like you.

*Gives you a batch of cookies*

It has 3 of every known cookie type in the world.

[Maraque]

The coldest temperature ever recorded in Tsvarchi; 14.8 degrees centigrade.

[Umbreria]

Well, then. Whenever you're ready, buddy. The Constantines need some shooting practice.

I'm told the Marines are getting restless, too. Feel free to visit, sometime.

Umbreria refers to doctors guilty of aborting the unborn without cause as abortionists, because we feel to continue referring to them as doctors would be an insult to true medical professionals.

[Izzyshipper]

Well, then. Whenever you're ready, buddy. The Constantines need some shooting practice.

I'm told the Marines are getting restless, too. Feel free to visit, sometime.

My goodness, I could slip on all the testosterone around here

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Queen Sophia announced the list of peerages that are to be anointed later on in the year, among the list to everybody's surprise was Mary Weaver, leader of the Conservative Party, who has been offered the title Viscountess of Pilram.

Mary Weaver is currently the only democratically elected Secretary of State that has ever been dismissed by the Monarch in the last 100 years, and indeed her dismissal is what caused the Queen to dissolve the Privy Council and form an minority government with the Liberal Party.

Political observers are speculating that this may be an peace offending to Mrs. Weaver in case she is re-elected in the next general election.

[Maraque]

The shortest serving monarch in Tsvarchivan history served for 31 hours.