Your Nation's Fact of the Week

[Cadonica]

Breaking news in CNTV:

In Quwariata there was a protest where people wanted more political freedoms. Quwarian military has crushed the protest violently. So far, 800 people have died.

[Maraque]

The Tsvarchivan scholar tasked with describing how the Maraquean monarchy works has updated the people on his progress.

"Well, I haven't caught on fire yet, so it's a start!"

Everyone hopes for the best.

[St George of England]

The Tsvarchivan scholar tasked with describing how the Maraquean monarchy works has updated the people on his progress.

"Well, I haven't caught on fire yet, so it's a start!"

Everyone hopes for the best.

In related news:

Several betting companies are running pools on when exactly the Scholar will catch fire, with never being a 3000-1 outsider.

[Neo-Massilia]

In the Republic, slaves may files grievances against their masters in certain instances.

[Newsaintsland]

In Newsaintsland, the most popular people are not the sports star and rock stars, but scientists, historians, and poets are considered national heroes. And deathmetal is considered a classical form of music, while pop was outlawed because of the violent Justin Bieber pandemic of 2010 which left many dead(mostly suicides) and riots in the streets.

[Fatatatutti]

FatatatuToys has released a special Alphonse edition of its popular game, Hungry Hungry Hippos. Besides the Alphonse graphic on the box, it comes with a rubber Alphonse action figure and a certificate of authenticity signed with Alphonse's classic wet footprint.

Alphonse is Fatatatutti's best-known Hungry Hungry Hippos afficionado. It is said that he enjoys the game because you don't have to take turns. His favourite hippo is Sweetie.

[Neo-Massilia]

Eight prisoners sentenced to long terms for attempting to forment unrest have been found dead in their prison cells this morning.

[Lunkin]

Smoking was just banned completely in Lunkin.

[Izzyshipper]

The Tsvarchivan scholar tasked with describing how the Maraquean monarchy works has updated the people on his progress.

"Well, I haven't caught on fire yet, so it's a start!"

Everyone hopes for the best.

In related news:

Several betting companies are running pools on when exactly the Scholar will catch fire, with never being a 3000-1 outsider.

Her Majesty the Queen has placed a small wager of hundred pounds sterling on never, and waits eagerly for the results

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The first civil union took place today in Izzyshipper, between a Ms. Eleanor Garrick and Ms. Rose Garrick (nee: Smith), and an estimated 250 are expected to occur this year.

[Maraque]

His girlfriend reported his hair began to smoke but she doused him in water and he appears to be sizzling. Although, he has not caught fire (yet?).

[Fatatatutti]

Food scientists at the Ministry of Agriculture are suggesting that cases of spontaneous human combustion in some nations can be attributed to too much fat in the diet. Although the Fatatatutian diet is high in bacon, the extensive use of palm oil is credited with preventing many unplanned conflagrations.

According to the Ministry of Health, the largest single cause of human combustion in Fatatatutti is fireworks.

[Ruskarkand]

In Ruskarkand, there will be a complete 'Search and Destroy' of Human Civilians and Soldiers that are born from Ruskarkand, they failed to go through Project Dragon and have injured a Supreme Martial (Who came back to report this tragedy).

The Supreme Martial 'Storm' had this to say when we approached him about the situation;
"We will find these heretical scum, and wipe them off of the face of Ruskarkand!
We will fight, we will bleed, but we will kill!
Until there is NOTHING left but the essence of Dragoon Dominance!"

[Khazyan]

[REDACTED], the leader of Private Military Contractor [REDACTED] was found dead in his office. The PMC was commonly used by the Khazyani Military for all of their worst wetworks, and [REDACTED] promised to disclose details about them the day after he was killed.

[Mac OS X Server]

PC's have been banned, we use Macs xD

It would suck if all the Apple Certified technicians in your country died...

What did you just say?

[Damoclea]

The government has officially declared Hellenism the state religion.

[Udema]

Today 26 January 2011, in Kele Bridge the Sun will rise at 10:38 and set at 14:11. Kele Bridge, the northernmost town in Udema, will thus enjoy 3 hours 33 minutes of daylight today.

[Khlyj]

As of January 25, 2011, we are sad to announce the death of the former Emir of Khlyj, Amir ibn Faqih, who lead the Emirate to a new progressive ideal and prosperity.

With his passing, the Heir Presumptive, 16 year old Akim Zaki, has ascended the throne with some controversy over his ideas for the Emirate- first and foremost that he wants to dissolve the Emirate and revert to a full-blown direct democracy.

[Celtica Morgland]

Empress Cara is pregnet with her first child

[Diosaurtania]

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We will start a international site about these animals and how to pronounce their names, take a look at them.

[Segmentia]

Today the Imperial Navy retired the last of its Grand Cruisers. The INS Unyielding was retired into the reserve fleet, and will most likely still see service as a commerce defense ship.

[Breitkreuzonia]

the unnoficial national sport of Breitkreuzonia is Rome: Total War

[Christantle]

The newest carrier, ICNF Imperial, a super carrier was commisioned today. It is the lagest warship ever produced by the Christantle armed forces, at 1,432 feet.

[Warhaven]

Empress Cara is pregnet with her first child

Empress Cara sends her warmest congratulations to Empress Cara regarding her first child. She also warns her the second is just as hard as the first in its own unique way, as she's finding out with her own second pregnancy currently.

[Bloody orks]

Orks are better than regular orcs.

[Tecknoko]

Orks are almost extinct! And in other news Tecknoko has decided to give more personal rights.