Your Nation's Fact of the Week

[Seperate Vermont]

The Vermont Immunotherapy Scientific Regulation and Appropriations Act has passed the Vermont General Assembly and has been signed by the President, containing a bunch of boring regulations of no interest.

Anything involving immunology is interesting!

Of course it is. In fact, this bill could be the start of a new healthcare revolution in Vermont.

[Christantle]

The son of the leader of Christantle took a bullet today, but is suspected to recover fully

[Maraque]

The 250,000 tickets that were allocated for the general public to attend the coronation ceremony sold out in 4 seconds.

What were people doing, sitting on the website and waiting?

Yep, billions just filled in the billing and mailing info, then clicked purchase when they went on sale.

The screams of billions of people that weren't quick enough to snag one of the coveted tickets was heard all over the world.

The 250,000 tickets that were allocated for the general public to attend the coronation ceremony sold out in 4 seconds.

This makes us wonder how fast the tickets for foreign dignitaries will sell.

40 tickets for foreign dignitaries go on sale in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

[Inkarzikan]

What were people doing, sitting on the website and waiting?

Yep, billions just filled in the billing and mailing info, then clicked purchase when they went on sale.

The screams of billions of people that weren't quick enough to snag one of the coveted tickets was heard all over the world.

This makes us wonder how fast the tickets for foreign dignitaries will sell.

40 tickets for foreign dignitaries go on sale in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

President Kinsbough was watching the clock, and when it was open for sale, he clicked purchase and hoped he bought a ticket.

[Frenequesta]

What were people doing, sitting on the website and waiting?

Yep, billions just filled in the billing and mailing info, then clicked purchase when they went on sale.

The screams of billions of people that weren't quick enough to snag one of the coveted tickets was heard all over the world.

This makes us wonder how fast the tickets for foreign dignitaries will sell.

40 tickets for foreign dignitaries go on sale in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Chief Justice Allen Cosmo has reserved his ticket, while Ambassador Secovic was out of luck.

[Seperate Vermont]

What were people doing, sitting on the website and waiting?

Yep, billions just filled in the billing and mailing info, then clicked purchase when they went on sale.

The screams of billions of people that weren't quick enough to snag one of the coveted tickets was heard all over the world.

This makes us wonder how fast the tickets for foreign dignitaries will sell.

40 tickets for foreign dignitaries go on sale in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

President Alex Mapleoir has reserved a ticket- Ethan Yates and Samantha Yates yelled at their unresponsive, lagging network with the Bandwith of a dogpile of foreign dignitaries.

[The Erusean Republic]

PC's have been banned, we use Macs xD

[Neo-Massilia]

Massilia has not had a slave uprising in sixty years.

[Fatatatutti]

While looking across the corner table at Tim Hortons that serves as his office, Prime Minister Harlan Escrow noticed an announcement of the royal wedding in Maraque on the back of a newspaper that his personal assistant, Carmen "Shimmy" Dykstra was reading and he was heard to comment, "I don't like weddings... unless they're my own."

Ms. Dykstra then muttered something to the effect that, "You'd have to wear a tie anyway," to which he replied, "Well, [expletive deleted] that then."

[Neo-Massilia]

Most of us believe the reason we have not had a slave uprising in sixty years is because of how we dealt with the last one.

[Dinosaurana]

The most famous Humanoid Gecko is 34 year old Robert Geico, the technological adviser to the President. He looks, acts, and speaks like the famous GEICO Gecko, prompting many to nickname him "Mr. Insurer".

[Mosasauria]

Dogs were killed in a Holocaust, recognizing that dogs have caused human affection to be dsitanced from others and have caused an economic crisi.

[Servoth]

Dogs were killed in a Holocaust, recognizing that dogs have caused human affection to be dsitanced from others and have caused an economic crisi.

After such news reached Servoth, there is now a national holiday know as "Love your household pet day" or simply "Pet day"

[Maraque]

The Tsvarchivan government has paid a scholar of Tsvarchivan monarchy to write the formal entry to the "Explain How Your Government Works" memo sent out to nations across the world. If he doesn't spontaneously catch on fire he is expected to receive payment of a half million lurakis.

[Seperate Vermont]

A new unemployment benefits program, which would amend the current one to provision a much more state-run system, currently stands for a vote tommierow in the General Assemby.

President Alex Mapleoir has been mum on the issue, whilst the bill is expected to pass in the VGA, acquiring support from many high-ranking figures.

[Banjamos]

PC's have been banned, we use Macs xD

It would suck if all the Apple Certified technicians in your country died...

[Maraque]

The Queen-Presumptive's father went on the news tonight to complain that he has been unable to sleep because every few minutes someone is bursting through his bedroom door looking for his daughter.

He has asked anyone that wishes to see his daughter to burst into her bedroom at her residence in Taerak, as she no longer lives at her parents home in Estakuri. He also told them to knock first, as you never burst in on a lady.

[Frenequesta]

Frenequesta is now officially known as "The Social Republic and Scientific Collectives of Frenequesta". All nations that have an embassy with us are advised to make an update in their directories.

The name change has long been a matter of debate, as "United Socialist States", as many Frenequestans are aware, conjures up images of oppressive Stalinist states which we are far from. However, while the change was long a matter of the Popular Legislature's agenda, debates were rather fierce on what the nation ought to be called. Finally it was settled on the current name to reflect the system of economic and political governance and express the nature of the majority of our firms.

[Maraque]

The Advisory of External Affairs will take note of the change and make sure it's done in a timely manner - and by timely manner we mean sometime in the next 12 months or so.

Punctuality. Tsvarchi has done.

[Neo-Massilia]

Massilia taxes all slave owners a cetain amount per each slave owned. The rate is less if the slave is still legally a juvenile.

[Mega Russia]

Today is a sad day our loved tsar steve has died he was assasinated at 5:09 today as he exited the royal palace he was struck down by a sniper on top of a building. his wife Tsartress Nicole was shocked when she herd of he husbands death. tomorow it will be known witch of his children will secede him Grand Duchess Alexia or Prince Krinkov

[The Xenadii]

Extermination of planet 3456.787A local inhabitant is well underway.

Harvesting operations is being plan and meanwhile millions of our drop node are already in orbital position so that our Celestial Cage can be activated to cover the whole globe. When it goes active, the whole skies from ground view will turn black - blocking the sun light from ever reaching the surface.

Calculations: 7 weeks before the planet can be completely assimilated with the Xenadii seeds.

[Sungai Pusat]

Extermination of planet 3456.787A local inhabitant is well underway.

Wow, that's harsh.

The newest home for the main boss of the largest company here is currently being built.

[Quwariata]

There was a protest where people wanted more political freedoms. Military have crushed that "riot" as Sultan calls the event.

[The Xenadii]

Extermination of planet 3456.787A local inhabitant is well underway.

Harvesting operations is being plan and meanwhile millions of our drop node are already in orbital position so that our Celestial Cage can be activated to cover the whole globe. When it goes active, the whole skies from ground view will turn black - blocking the sun light from ever reaching the surface.

Calculations: 7 weeks before the planet can be completely assimilated with the Xenadii seeds.

The culling and harvesting process had been successfully completed, we now have enough resources to last at least a few hundred years, the mission in locating the Zero Origin which contain the legendary Life Stream however shall be continue and is still No 1 priority. Total converts obtained from the primitive inhabitant of planet 3456.787A numbered to 13 billion. Number of new technologies gained: 0. Our loss: 1 sun harvester unit. Overall assessment: Successful.

The Xenadii shall proceed.

Coordinate location for Sungai Pusat homeplanet had been successfully traced. Sungai Pusat is now designated Planet 89766. 12V. In line as our future harvesting ground.