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by **Maraque** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:29 am

The number of people that woke up in dumpsters this morning rose by 200% compared to normal.

by **Vortiaganica** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:31 am

Pro-slavery ideals can cut the number of embassy applications in the initial few hours by up to 25%.

by **Maraque** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:33 am

Also, four in ten people were more than an hour late for work this morning as well.

by **The Xenadii** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:44 am

"Gyah!!! Our solar system had been invaded --- request-" [transmission terminated] That was the last message of the local inhabitant of Planet 566281.A before we destroyed their sun and made it go supernova.

We're moving on to exterminate the next nearest home world.

by **Warhaven** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:46 am

The Bureaucracy is happy to announce The Flying Continent has moved back into the dimension it belongs in, and the stability between dimensions improved to prevent a re-occurance.

by **Lykosia** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:56 am

Humphrey A. Kowalski and his buddy Jack Omaha, the author and co-author of the Book of Lykosia (a book about Lykosia) are currently stuck in a tundra in Grace territory as they finished studying the area. The materials for the geography part are done, but they can't update the electronic version of the book because they can't come back to their hotel and opened their laptop.

UPDATE: They're now successfully arrived in the hotel, and they've updated the book.

by **Novograd IV** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:01 am

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Kalasparata is back!

Why?

Novograd's Naval forces are minuscule compared to the air and land divisions, due to the 2.6+ billion strong nation having land access comparable to the south coast of Britain

by **Thrinia** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:03 am

His Most Holy Thrinian Catholic majesty Cosmocrator Charles XVII is still looking for a wife.

Cosmocrator Charles XVII.
Age:27

by **Maraque** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:18 am

HRH King Whirnak's office released a photograph of HRH Queen-Presumptive Jivani's wedding ring.

It is said to cost over 8 million lurakis.

by **Izzyshipper** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:35 am

Maraque wrote:HRH King Whirnak's office released a photograph of HRH Queen-Presumptive Jivani's wedding ring.

(Image)

It is said to cost over 8 million lurakis.

The Royal and Most Noble House of Maddox extends their congratulations to the couple, and HM Queen Sophia has commissioned a gold and diamond bracelet to be sent to the Queen Presumptive, where the names "Whirnak" and "Jivani" have been engraved upon it.

by **Thrinia** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:38 am

Thrinia wrote:His Most Holy Thrinian Catholic majesty Cosmocrator Charles XVII is still looking for a wife.
(Image)

Cosmocrator Charles XVII.
Age:27

Bump.

by **Izzyshipper** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:54 am

Thrinia wrote:
Thrinia wrote:His Most Holy Thrinian Catholic majesty Cosmocrator Charles XVII is still looking for a wife.
(Image)

Cosmocrator Charles XVII.
Age:27

Bump.

Would you not be better creating a separate thread in the NS forum, there lots of them around there.

by **Thrinia** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:57 am

Izzyshipper wrote:
Thrinia wrote:Bump.

Would you not be better creating a separate thread in the NS forum, there lots of them around there.

Good idea i will work on it!

by **Maladis** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:00 am

Maladis is actually a two-story San Francisco house composed of 19 districts, one for each 100 sq. ft., making 1900 total.

by **Imeriata** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:06 am

There where large celebrations today in Imeriata proper as the firs signs of spring became visible when the sun rose for the first time for the almost two months of darkness that winter brings.

by **Zeppy** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:14 am

Premier Fernández de Calderón of Murcia (Conservative) has announced his candidacy for the Conservative Party and Libertarian Party nominations in the 2012 Zepese Presidential election and for the leadership of the Conservative Party.

The Right Honorable Fernández Miguel de Calderón, Ph.D. (Mathematics)
56^th Premier of The Canton of The Grand Duchy of Murcia
Member of the Senate (3^rd Class Freshman Senator; MC) of The Federal Republic of Zeppy from The Canton of The Grand Duchy of Murcia
34^th Leader of The Conservative Party of The Canton of The Grand Duchy of Murcia
Member of the Parliament (MP) of The Canton of The Grand Duchy of Murcia for Mazarrón

by **Maraque** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:29 am

HRH King Whirnak's throne speech will include a very touching tribute to his mother HRH Queen Cetiz outlining her amazing rise from lower middle-class commoner to one of Tsvarchi's most admired and respected Queen's of its history. The throne speech is expected to be one of the longest speeches made, totaling 3 hours and 41 minutes.

by **West Urekal** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:46 am

Mormonism is now the official state religion of West Urekal and all others are banned.

by **Egalitarian Akros** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:52 am

Egalitarian Akros has been declared an officially secular state. All public support of religion is outlawed.

by **Belle-Regis** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:00 am

Belle-Regis is proud to announce that the most common name for pet dogs is 'dog'. To avoid confusion in places such as parks, each owner has developed their own unique tone to separate from other owners's dogs.

by **Christantle** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:02 am

Christantle fact of the week is the following: Gay marriages are more frequent

by **Balova** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:05 am

Balova's national legislature has consistently refused - liberals may say "failed" - to pass legislation allowing homosexual marriage, and the Supreme Court has refused even to hear the case.

by **Maraque** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:08 am

In Tsvarchi, homosexual couples have more children on average than heterosexual couples.

by **Veceria** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:09 am

Today, 13,679 of the 13,800 VNA Soldiers returned from the latest skirmishes against Vecerians neighbor, Haegor.
They were happily welcomed by their families and receive a 2- month pause, after they have to return to duty again.

by **Etoriana** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:12 am

Etoriana is now under Nazi rule.

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