Your Nation's Fact of the Week

[Balova]

Military units on the borderline with East Urekal awoke to heavy artillery fire this morning, and were soon greeted by the sight of hordes of East Urekali soldiers rushing the border checkpoints.

Balova is now at war, but it remains to be seen what will come of this.

[East Urekal]

Chairman Trek has declared "the first fruits of our victorious labor for the liberation of the Balovan working class and the spread of our international proletarian socialist revolution have been achieved".

East Urekal's state-controlled media and press are trumpeting this initial success as "proof of inevitable socialist victory over the capitalist running dogs in Balova". Particularly vocal is the Red Star Weekly , the PLF's official weekly paper.

[Maraque]

HRH King Whirnak has personally offered any Balovan citizens refuge in Tsvarchi in the wake of the breakout of war in their country. He is ready to mobilize a team to retrieve any and all those that wish to come if the Balovan government grants permission.

[Izzyshipper]

Queen Sophia condemned the actions of Chairman Trek aboutthe invasion of Balova, stating that it showed clear contempt to the sovereignty of fellow countries, and once again demonstrates the extreme policies that communism breeds in its leaders.

Her Majesty commends Maraque for their aid efforts, and offers to work with the Maraquean government to accommodate some of the refugees from Balova, in an attempt to elevate some of the City-State's overcrowding problems.

[Balova]

Balova will not run away like a pack of frightened urchins before these Red swine!

President Lee has led the nation in declaring an undying willingness to fight on until victory is attained. Reserve and National Guard units are still being mobilized, and the recruitment stations report as being swamped daily, from dawn until dusk.

[Green Port]

The central train station has just been remodeled and is now open for business

[Ruskla]

Reporter: The Rusklian national "Animal" (Rocks) can apparently speak to leader Devian Clarke, telling him to take the squirl outside his house and wear it like a wig and throw his shoe off a bridge to make a leprecon appear and bring about the Rock Invasion of the world. No such Invasion has occured yet.

[Wagbo]

MY NATION HAS STARTED USING MRSA AND ASSORTED STREPTOCCOCAUS AS BIO WEAPONS

[Dinosaurana]

MY NATION HAS STARTED USING MRSA AND ASSORTED STREPTOCCOCAUS AS BIO WEAPONS

First off, all caps is NOT cool.

Second, bioweapons are extremely unstable as weapons.

[Lancov]

The Premier has announced that Lancov shall provide Balova "support in any form" against the communist aggression.

[Dinosaurana]

The Commander-in-Chief has declared sympathy for Balova, saying that "Communism is like the Plague: it spreads its filth around, is contagious, and kills many, many people." Thus, Saurisia is willing to welcome any Balovans who wish to flee to Saurisia (that is, if they're willing to).

[Central Slavia]

250 people sewed a resturant because they found insects walking around. The resturant then sewed the exterminators because they had fumigated the day before. The case got the resturant all the money back as they paid for the compo plus 250 Million kalaspi, plus a public appology, plus letting 500 of their employees eat their and pay for their 18 coarse expensive food such as lobster filled with fish eggs and steak to make up for the lost customers

The OZABA (Odevne Zavody Bahylov) clothing factory's technology department jointly expresses amazement at Kalasparatan technological prowess with regards to sewing methods.

[Maraque]

Gheia Vienaki holds the national record for most children born by a single woman, at 58. She has 23 more children than the second runner up, HRH Queen Cetiz.

Both women are exceedingly rare in Tsvarchi, where the birth rate has been declining in recent years.

[Fatatatutti]

Fatatatutti's new air assault brigade has a "Low and Loud" doctrine in which helicopters come in at treetop height blaring music at full volume on their loudspeakers. Today, they were practicing over the capital, which caused quite a stir as parks and playgrounds all over the city were "captured". Commanding General Castro-Stalina declined to comment on whether or not today's choice of music, Fat Bottomed Girls, was inspired by her.

[Central Slavia]

Gheia Vienaki holds the national record for most children born by a single woman, at 58. She has 23 more children than the second runner up, HRH Queen Cetiz.

Both women are exceedingly rare in Tsvarchi, where the birth rate has been declining in recent years.

So i hear it you don't clone people?

[Maraque]

*shakes fist*
You know what I mean.

[Cadonica]

President has gone for a vacation to the Mountania. He is skiing at the moment.

[Balova]

Balova thanks all those who have offered assistance. We are willing to provide coverage of the conflict to all those concerned.

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Leaders of the Balovan Red Cross are appealing to aid organizations around the world to send any supplies they can spare to Balova at once, and promise repayment as soon as it is practical.

[Maraque]

The Ajari Fund, Tsvarchi's largest international aid organization has been mobilized to send any and all supplies it can spare to Balova ASAP. HRH King Whirnak, who is the vice president of the organization, has called on those in Tsvarchi with the means to donate anything they can, monetary or otherwise, to the Balova Fund which was set up in the wake of the Balovan conflict. The fund has already raised $25.4 million and several tons of canned goods and other supplies.

[Izzyshipper]

The Princess of the Rose Trust, Izzyshipper's leading charity and founded by the Queen's daughter, Princess Victoria, has successfully campaigned for HM Queen Sophia to deploy Army Medical personnel as neutral healers in the conflict, and the Trust has also raising funds to help the displaced citizens of Balova.

[Seperate Vermont]

President Alex Mapleoir and several Vermont aid organizations have pledged neutral aid support to any parties harmed in the conflicts in Balova, and have sent medical supplies, nonperishable foods, water, and antibiotics to Balova.

[St George of England]

Further details have emerged from 3,000 or so leaked documents to the anti-corruption organisation, Cap. The documents are in relation to the short lived Irish Autonomous Province, and the bombing campaign and conflict that led to 33,000 deaths.

Cap alleges that the then governor of Ireland, General Michael Huxley, who was not apart of the Autonomous government, used Security Agents to agitate the militant nationalist movements, stirring up trouble.

Critics have responded that this tactic was not new, and that the government had endorsed it. Cap has announced that more documents will be shown to the press shortly. The Ulster Constabulary have handed over their investigation to the Imperial Police Force.

OOC: Conflicts in Balova?

[Seperate Vermont]

Further details have emerged from 3,000 or so leaked documents to the anti-corruption organisation, Cap. The documents are in relation to the short lived Irish Autonomous Province, and the bombing campaign and conflict that led to 33,000 deaths.

Cap alleges that the then governor of Ireland, General Michael Huxley, who was not apart of the Autonomous government, used Security Agents to agitate the militant nationalist movements, stirring up trouble.

Critics have responded that this tactic was not new, and that the government had endorsed it. Cap has announced that more documents will be shown to the press shortly. The Ulster Constabulary have handed over their investigation to the Imperial Police Force.

OOC: Conflicts in Balova?

OOC: More facts off of your time zone?

[Izzyshipper]

Further details have emerged from 3,000 or so leaked documents to the anti-corruption organisation, Cap. The documents are in relation to the short lived Irish Autonomous Province, and the bombing campaign and conflict that led to 33,000 deaths.

Cap alleges that the then governor of Ireland, General Michael Huxley, who was not apart of the Autonomous government, used Security Agents to agitate the militant nationalist movements, stirring up trouble.

Critics have responded that this tactic was not new, and that the government had endorsed it. Cap has announced that more documents will be shown to the press shortly. The Ulster Constabulary have handed over their investigation to the Imperial Police Force.

OOC: Conflicts in Balova?

OOC: More facts off of your time zone?

Hey, this happened on UK time, don't give him any excuse

[Chrinthanium]

The Chrinthani Porno industry recently settled out of court for unspecified damages when a woman unknowling passed by a set was traumatised by the size of the..erm.. production equipment. She was rushed to Imperial Hospital with a heart attack. Doctors reported this being the first time they ever saw someone with a smile on their face when they arrived suffering a heart attack.